Thread 213607658

‘SHREK 5’ has been delayed to June 30, 2027

it's ogre....

nooooooooo

Zendayabros...

>>213607961
Shrek is Zendaya?

>>213608013
The daughter is, the ogre on the right with the nose ring.

>>213608043
but she's not an N and she's chunky, Zendaya is a skinny N

>>213607658 (OP)
Maybe they need time to fix it?...

>>213608095
what part needs fixing?

>>213608104
Did you even see the original trailer? It has 2000s internet memes, clearly as a lame way to appeal to the fellow youth.

>>213608138
NTA but it's very 2016-2018, that's probably when they were starting to figure out a script

>>213608138
will they bring a team of zoomers to fix the millennial slop?

it's because they're writing out the trans daughter plotline the pendulum swung too hard

>>213608205
ogre2human? black2white?

Post zendaya shrek's gaping green holes

>>213608306
this is blue board, sir

>>213607658 (OP)
Well nobody liked this gay ass animation so everyone pulled the sonic card so they're doing it all over from scratch, that's what I heard , I just hope they'll use Thier brains and make just like how it used to be

>>213608351
was Sonic good? i like Jim Carrey stuff, but haven't watched any movie in like 15 years

>>213607658 (OP)
Are they redoing the whole fucking movie?

>>213608420
with AI they can do 100x the work they did before for a fraction of the price

>>213608402
yeah

they will change it so that the daughter was a dumb whore, and Shrek was right all along, times have changed

She kinda cute tho

>>213608665
quintessential slampiggy

>>213607658 (OP)
>2027
I'll be able to make a better Shrek movie on my AI toaster by then.

>>213607658 (OP)
Had to rerender the whole movie to fix the daughters eye color

>shrek
LMAOing @this niggre rn

>>213608665
how dumb do you have to be to render something this tall in a 1080p world

it was because some dude went viral for accurately predicting the plot and the writers were humiliated by it

>>213609339
What was the plot?

>>213607658 (OP)
SOMEbody!

>>213609854
Shrek creampies his own butthole.

>>213608043
>daughter
Lemme give you a hint for while they have to do the movie again...

>>213609854
It had the same plot as the first Smurfs movie. All the characters come to the real world for some reason and now they must find a way to return to their world except this time there were a lot of hot sex scenes with ogre Zendaya instead of cheesy stuff with Patrick Harris's family

RAPE Shrek's daughter

>>213609854
>noooo dad I want to be my own person
>I, Shrek, must go on a journey to discover this fact
something like that

>>213607961
>and….ZENDAYA?! Damn….
this was enough to make me lose interest in the entire film

>>213608043
the funniest part is she barely looks like an ogre. Remove the ears and color her skin some gross brown mutt mix and she looks like a typical 2025 zoomer KWEEN

>>213608104
the entire internet agrees the character design looks awful. Shrek doesn’t look like Shrek

>>213608402
It’s ok. It’s not as good as the internet will make you believe. I think people overly praise it because the films aren’t as shitty as they could have been. The 2nd one breaks halfway through for Tyler Perry-esque black wedding hijinks for like 25 mins though. Sonic 3 isn’t as cool as the internet let me to believe either. It’s just a lamer retelling of SA2 and they didn’t even have the balls to play the entire live and learn song in the climax

>>213609240
the original puss in boots movie ain’t bad either

>>213609854
>Shrek she’s your daughter just talk to her!
>I’ve tried I just don’t know how!
etc etc etc. basically every tired dad/estranged daughter trope in the book

>>213607658 (OP)
I like how they're making shreks niggers because they look like niggers with their wide, flat noses.
Any foothold to blackwash beloved characters and insert new nigger characters like Shrekdaya

>>213610424
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I WANT TO RAPE SHREK'S SLAMPIGGY OGRE BITCH DAUGHTER

>>213609240
Gayest movie ever made

>>213610677
Shrek being black kind of fits though
>big fat smelly disgusting nigger oaf shits all over beloved European (WHITE) folklore and fairy tales

>>213610677
Shrek's a nigger? I thought he was green

>>213610697
Shrek is a Scottish ogre who kills a king based on a Jew who floods his swamp with squatters

>>213608104
Probably the copious amounts of DEI slop that studios are very quickly trying to distance themselves from

>>213610720
They're looking for literally any excuse to make beloved characters kids grew up with faggots or niggers.
He's an ogre, but niggers look like ogres so here's nosering zendaya shrek

>>213609854
ice age 4 all over again

>>213608665
Imagine the intercourse.

>>213608553
>>213610606
cool, maybe i'll try it to get my autism-kino fix, even if it's mediocre

>>213610726
wtf, Shrek is based?!

can somebody knowledgeable point out why exactly this style is so fucking horrendous compared to the other ones? i cant quite put my finger on what it is, buts its definitely shit.

>>213610908
they get progressively more “sonic” as they go on. You can tell the first one was afraid to get to “video gamey” just based on things like how Robonik looks and the general lame story (what if Sonic came to the REAL world and went on a wacky road trip with a human!?)

The first Shrek movie had such a big influence on future animation comedies

>>213610966
Chubby

Also I like it give dimension to the characters and the movie itself, like big sprites on a videogame

>>213610979
Zootopia ripped off this movie, it has the exact same story

>>213608043
Oh, it's live action?

>>213610979
At this point I think we’ve had more “ironic” and “sassy” storybook princess movies than we’ve had traditional ones. I suppose we can thank Shrek for that

>>213610766
Man, the Wayans had a good streak until White Chicks and then this. Can't believe I saw White Chicks in theaters. Thanks, middle school hormones.

>>213607658 (OP)
Why do the designs look so unappealing? The models from 20 years ago look better, must be because they're implementing small realistic details (like wrinkles) to an otherwise cartoony design

Man I really liked Puss 2 but I got a bad feeling about this one

She looks like she fucks HUMAN MEN

>>213607658 (OP)
>thought her arm was her gut

DISSAPOINTED

>>213611049
This is most likely why they’ve delayed it for 2 fucking years. Ever since the teaser trailer dropped, almost the entirety of the internet has agreed that it’s lame and ugly looking

>>213608104
>characters look like shit
>jokes are already dated
>someone predicted the plot already
>Zendeya

There's a lot wrong with this movie

>>213610966
the Zendaya drawing is too hot, ogres are supposed to be disgusting and funny, not borderline slam-piggies

>>213608104
Nothing

>>213611184
>zendaya?! damn….
I feel like the teaser trailer came out during her peak popularity but general opinion on her seems to have shifted where Zendaya fatigue has set in

>>213611253
Legitimately disgusting

>>213611253
zoomers be like
>damn she THICC!

>>213609854
Nobody predicted the plot, 5 replies in and not a single person told you, it's because anon is full of shit as always

>>213611283
mine and your disgusting thresholds are vastly different

>>213610979
It's kinda like how most comedy cartoons from the 2000s were inspired by SpongeBob in some way

>>213611253
>boobs coming out of her belly
ew

>>213611334
I literally did here
>>213610642
It was either this or the one where Shrek accidentally gets sent to “our world” and his daughter has to find a spell to bring him back. I’m not sure which one anon was referring to but it’s either of these. Or maybe both of the plots combined

Wouldn't be surprised if the main reason was the negative reaction to the character new designs. Nobody cares about the autistic reasons posted itt like the eye color or the "predicted plot"

>>213611378
I agree. Sonic still had a lame ass plot but people see it as a triumph because they made Sonic less ugly. Nobody cares about dated memes it’s because Shrek looks ugly as fuck

>>213611253
only zoomers could find that or zendaya attractive

>>213611273
Zendaya is only popular with ugly theatre kids, and that was when she was young. Now that she's older she just looks like a fucking malnourished gargoyle

>>213611404
requesting the basedjack of lil zoom basedfacing at what is clearly meant to be Zendaya or some other disgusting brown mutt

>>213611471
I could never respect her because she had the ego to do the “one name” thing before anybody even knew who the fuck she was. I still barely know who she was it feels like one day she was just in everything and I was being gaslit into believing she was a household name, A list star

>>213611349
people that enjoyed sponge bob all seemed to become some sort of autist retard or let's player

>>213609854
>father when can I go out and be on my oowwnn???
>daughter humans mean
>no father! I will now secretly leave and oop I fell in love with human
>human think I ugly? Have to turn human
>bunch of filler bullshit
>its ogre, the real me is ogre
>I learned to love myself, as the real Shrek was the Shrek 5 we made along the way
>end musical number

>>213607658 (OP)
Trunp won, woke lost, and now everything has to course correct to pander to White families.

>>213611549
>box office-$1.6b
>cut to WHY ARE THERE NO MORE ORIGINAL STORIES IN HOLLYWOOD?!!!? posts and articles

>>213611501
She is a household name in a sense that Hollywood feels the need to cast her into everything because they think they'll get a better ROI than casting attractive females. The new "beauty" standard is realistic, and realistic is just a code for naturally ugly

>>213607658 (OP)
This has got to be another sonic situation, where they put out a horrible teaser, nobody likes it, then "change
" everything and everyone loves it.

>>213611577
a 2 year delay is huge and quite frankly I really do believe they got scared and the story must have been some flavor of “woke”

>>213611577
Go back to your containment board you newfag cock guzzler

>>213609309
>he doesn't have a vertical monitor

>>213611585
I love that retarded line of thinking. This is what a “real” woman looks like chud!!! Meanwhile I see gorgeous women and huge boobs regularly at the grocery store

I guess I was too old by the time most of those movies/shows gained traction. I was a freshman in HS when spongebob came around, and I think the only pixar movie I ever saw was the first toy story cause I was young enough to want to see a movie like that. I guess by HS I was beyond watching nickelodeon, people still did though and I thought that was odd

>>213611617
he might be on to something though. A 2 year delay is huge so they’re either fixing the plot or fixing the animation. Or both. it’s not an implausible line of thought

>>213611549
not ending with
>gets creampied by human

>>213611627
You were a freshman in 1999?

>>213611577
>White families
nobody has a family though

>>213611580
Don't forget the pre-release shill articles calling it a master piece and the 2nd coming of Christ

>>213611662
yes they do stop being retarded and hyperbolic and getting your world views from the internet

>pushing release date after the AI singularity
stupid

>>213611624
Beautiful women are everywhere but online (the shit that is loud but DOESNT AFFECT SALES) - there's a lot of "women" (trannies included) who like to complain that attractive women on the big screen is bad

>>213611707
and for the last decade+ we’ve had the misfortune of companies, executives, and developers thinking these “women” represent the general population. I want to say they’re slowly learning and waking up but I’m not optimistic

>>213611595
That would be true IF character design was the only problem. The jokes were shit and Zendeya ogre is cringe

>>213611660
no it was 2001 I think it had been out already but I just never watched it

>>213611777
Social media also killed off a lot of would-be movie stars. If youre attractive, why get yourself molested by pedophile agents in Hollywood and do the hard work of acting when you can just make tiktoks and have the same amount of fame and money

>>213608095
Infallible sassy girl bosses is box office cancer

>>213611700
What youre right, what a bunch of morons
https://ai-2027.com/

>>213607658 (OP)
SHREKED

>>213611273
I used to have Zendaya fatigue, now I have Zendaya exhaustion. I've pumped out so many hot loads to Malcolm and Marie if you know what I mean. I'm exhausted!

>>213608095
>fix it
Heh look at this guy.

>>213612050
>Brie "toe fungus" Larson
Literally the white Zendeya

>>213607658 (OP)
They all look weird. The eyes are weird, and they have strange facial expressions. I wish they would have just stopped at Shrek 2.

>>213612706
the shrek and the daughter look curious, but the wife looks like she is mourning, what where they trying to do there?

>>213612706
zoomers don't care. they think it looks sick.

>>213613818
zoomers won't sit through a movie, just watch 20 second clips of it on tiktok

>>213607658 (OP)
Why Fiona looks EXACT the same and Shrek looks so "modern"

>>213614009
zoomers won’t watch an hour and a half movie but they will watch a 6 hour youtube synopsis of it on 2x speed while playing around on their phone

>>213614248
truly 300IQ giga-brains

>Cut Zendaya
>Use the original Shrek models
>Make the plot about Shrek and Donkey needing to go on one last great adventure and the entire plot revolves around their lifetime friendship

Anything else will be soulless. The core of the franchise is the friendship of Shrek and Donkey and how Donkey saw the good in Shrek before anyone else.

>>213614314
at the end Donkey troons out and they marry

>>213614314
Don’t you know how this works by now? Nostalgia bait the audience, demoralize and emasculate that main character and put him in the background in favor of the new and improved black chicken who is cooler and better than your beloved character in every way

>>213614359
Neck yourself before you infect others

>>213614373
that’s a lot of auto correct typos lmao but that’s what I get for phone posting I suppose

Oh no shrekbros i dont feel so good

>>213614373
>Don’t you know how this works by now? Nostalgia bait the audience, demoralize and emasculate that main character and put him in the background in favor of the new and improved black chicken who is cooler and better than your beloved character in every way
has this ever worked?

>>213614484
I feel like it gets butts in seats before negative word of mouth has a chance to spread. I want to say audiences have been tricked too many times and are waking up to it but the live action lilo and stitch just cleared 1B so fuck me I guess

>>213615969
she got the ick

>>213608665
>No freckles

>>213607658 (OP)
Zendaya will be irrelevant by then.

Shrek 2 was the highest grossing movie of that year

>>213614359
Donkey is too much of a chad to betray the dragoness he pumped several kids into, in any way

>>213607658 (OP)
There was a 4th? Goddamn, the horse has been dead for so long and they're still beating it.

>>213607658 (OP)
Amazing source.

>>213615969
>Gaped by Farquaad
Many such cases

>>213610688
>Movie ends with Antonio Banderes banging Salma Hayek
>Gay
You might be a homosexual, anon

>>213610564
They all look human if you take away the ears and color their skin differently.

>>213616610
Daily reminder that Farquaad is canonically still alive at the end of Shrek inside of Dragon's stomach, presumably waiting to be digested.

>>213616785
>inside of Dragon's stomach, presumably waiting to be digested.
GIWTWM

>>213616785
So is the fairy godmother the only villain to be confirmed dead? Prince Charming shows up on the Shrek Forever After credits

>>213616785
Farquaad vore spinoff series

>>213616833
Nah he dies later, there's some Universal ride with a segment called The Ghost of Lord Farquaad where he's literally a force ghost.
I shit you not the plot is some Warcraft-tier crap where Farquaad is trying to kill Fiona and make her his wife in the underworld.

>>213611184
what's the plot prediction?

>>213611008
I dont remeber animals getting scooped up from the streets to get recycled into meat products or something. What fucked up version of zootopia did you see?

>>213611184
>>someone predicted the plot already
This right here and it got cooked on X with 200k+ likes. Ppl saying the animation are just doing damage control

>>213607658 (OP)
This film has been in development hell since at least 2018 lol

>>213616986
>what's the plot prediction?
- "dad i want to be a whore"
- "you shouldn't be a whore"
- "i hate you, dad"
- *shrek learns a lesson that allowing her to be a whore was the right move all along*
- *happy ending*

basically

I want Bee Movie 2

>>213616251
sharktale sisters....

it’s kind of crazy to me that a kids animated movie could get delayed a year

like does it really matter? it’s probably gonna bomb anyway but now they’re gonna spend a shit ton more money on it

>>213617178
Imagine if it got a hyperrealistic 3d remake

>>213617178
she is craving the BBC

>>213608104
It's too "realistic" looking for lack of a better term. The characters are overly detailed in a way that's kind of off-putting.