Thread 213610096

Hyper advanced space axe for superior squid-engineer removal

I think Noomi is cute

I always thought this meme is supposed to be funny because having an axe on a spaceship in 2093 is retarded.

But now I just come to realization it's funny because only a woman will go hunting a 2.5m tall Prometheus guy with JUST an axe.

>>213610096 (OP)
good point, it should be a laser axe or something. that's what science is: magic but with lasers.

>>213610314
>>213610371
>We've been using axes for 1.5 million years but suddenly we'll stop for some reason
God shut the fuck up you dumbass nitpicky pseud niggers

>>213610096 (OP)
Axes and machetes will be around a good long while

Daniels>Shaw. Deep down you know it's true.

>>213610426
That's a chainsword

>>213610143
She's not ugly but that block head is also off putting

>>213610143
>Shes not ugly but that blockhead is off putting

>>213610096 (OP)
Watched Covenant last night. At least they showed why they needed the axe, even though it was woefully ineffective.

>>213610713
>chainsaw: mechanized axe
>sword: weaponized machete
>chainsword:
a daring synthesis

>>213610143
Her head grew considerably

>>213612480
The first was infinitely better. Their fault neither the movie is retarded, why scientists with Bionic Exoskeleton suit thats three times stronger than steel that improves his strength five times touched the snow looking creature?

Why DID they run in a straight lime when the engineer ship rolled? However, during 911, EVERYONE RAN IN A STRAIGHT LINE AS THR BUILDING FELL!!!!

>>213612480
To harvest the wheat

>>213612577
*They faulted the movie for being retarded, why, because the scientists

>>213610096 (OP)
>wooow people still have a tool that's thousands of years old??

>>213610096 (OP)
Of all the shit this movie did wrong, I genuinely do not understand why the axe is a focal point among critics. What's so absurd about having a fireaxe on board? Is it just that is has the FuTuRe curve in the handle for no reason?

>>213610096 (OP)
they could've just made the handle look futuristic.
instead they made it curved, like it's an ice axe but for impractical chopping.
that axe alone drops the iq level of the film by at least 10.

>>213610398
This. It's moronic. Also
>Why did she run in a straight line!
And then you watch rekt'd videos on /gif/ and see some one do exactly that when in danger

>>213612687
overdosed on reddit and cinemasins
It makes complete sense that a spaceship would have physical tools so they wouldn't be completely fucked if for some reason the tech stopped working. The original movie had them along with harpoon guns and flamethrowers.

>>213610314
>because having an axe on a spaceship in 2093 is retarded.
You're an absolute fucking moron.

>>213610143
She has 10/10 teeths.

TELL ME ABOUT SHAW
WHY DOES SHE BEAR THE AXE?

>>213611810
>hee
>yah