Thread 213612330

this shit is so unfunny

>>213612330 (OP)
Sir, have you been living under a rock?

>>213613862
why doesn't that dude have a head?

>>213613298
Ur mom lol

>>213613298
>No no no, I ordered a funny meme
>And now it's here

>>213612330 (OP)
Why does Keaton always make that stupid face?

>>213613862
It goes back even further than that.

why the fuck are these threads allowed? it's spamming

>>213614722
>>213613298
So you’re telling me you report the threads?
Because the words in that sequence made you mad?
And you still entered the thread?

>>213613298
STFU you probably put lettuce in your threads.

I hate this movie

>nooooo you have to talk about movies or you're banned
>noooooo you're talking too much about a movie scene you love!!
there's no winning with these people...

>>213612330 (OP)
>So I use the app and tell you the code?
>And you give me my Chicken McNuggets?
>And I don’t have to interact with ESLs?

>>213613862
Ummm... headbros?

I'm going to 2003 McDonald's, want me to grab you anything?

>>213614964
>1 chicken option

grim

>>213612330 (OP)
I read the book 'Behind the Golden Arches' back when it came out and loved it. Great businessfag shit with principles I use to this day. So this movie, I'm lovin' it.

Also being from a backwater that had no McDonald's I had the same semi-religious experience when I went to my first one at the age of 15. I literally know dat feel bro.

>>213613298
Yeah well, it's a shit "meme" forced by the baskinschizo retard

>>213615002
>$18 for mcdolans
You can’t be serious.

>>213615908
>$18
I'll just go to my local pub and get an even BETTER chicken Sando plus a drink for $21

>>213615002
That's in yen or something, right?

>>213614809
You mean you just watched it? With your eyes?

>>213613862
fast food has existed since antiquity

>>213615898
you're giving the baskinfag too much credit

>>213613298
fpbp, this shit is on the level of the "YOURE ______ING ME" shit /tv/ zoomoids tried to force

>>213614964
Number 3 super sized with a Dr Pepper. Thanks. Just like old times.

>>213612330 (OP)
>Am I… Am I supposed to open the bag with my penis?

>>213615002
Two, you blind retard.

>>213614722
its paid-for McDonalds advertizing

>>213613298
you paid $0 for it so shut the fuck up fag

>>213612330 (OP)
is this the latest epic may may?

>>213612330 (OP)
>Why is the box smiling at me?

>>213617821
>Sir are you gonna take your meal?

I'm lovin' it!
and by "it" I mean the total commercialization of social media!

>>213617850
>Am I… Am I supposed to eat the food with my penis?

>>213617821
>Why did you give me a bag? I asked for a hamburger. Am I supposed to eat the bag?

>>213617988
if by latest you mean two years old yes

>Cheeseburger and fries
>You ordered it
>It's here

>>213618395
a daring synthesis

>Can I eat it in a box?
>Can I eat it with a fox?

>You can eat it here, or there
>You can eat it anywhere!

>>213618580
kek

>>213618395
>>213618395
This is it right here

>>213618376
Every time I see this image I have to take a whole minute to figure out where I remember it from

>>213613298
I love it. Always makes me chuckle. And it's actually TV related.

>>213615002
>chicken
>at McDonalds
Begone European.

>>213618802
>Is this how you eat it? Is it the correct way? Can I hold it with my feet instead?

>>213618802
was this scene really necessary?

>Listen man. I'm getting real tired of having to explain this shit to you, but I'm going to keep on doing it. You know why? Because the minimum wage here in the state of California in 1954 is .75 cents per hour. That's how much I'm making to deal with your bullshit. .75 cents an hour. The only thing keeping me from killing myself due to your inane questions is because the .75 cents an hour I make actually has purchasing power in this day and age. For instance, you just paid 15 cents for your hamburger, and 10 cents for your drink, right? That means that after working for just 20 minutes, I would have enough money to buy a meal from the eatery I work at. I can't imagine a future like >>213615002 where I would make just $16.50 an hour (the minimum wage in California in 2024), with a burger costing $18. That's about 1.2 times what I make an hour, and I'm willing to bet that my customers don't get any smarter or less lazy. My job just gets more difficult, and my patience just gets thinner. The Doordash orders alone make me want to blow my brains out.

>So yeah, I'll sit here and explain to a grown man how to eat a burger for 20 minutes, but pull this shit again on me in 70 years and I'm going to put a curfew on the restaurant or something to keep retards like you from coming in here and giving me more shit to deal with.

>>213614964
I'm angry

>>213618802
I hate that advertisement bite that mother does - bite it, but don't change the shape of that burger.

>>213612330 (OP)
>Hamburger, fries, and a cola for 35 cents

>An ice cream cone?
>Look, I'll let you in on a little secret, okay?
>The ice cream machine isn't really broken.
>We just... say that because we don't want to do any extra work.

lol

>>213618858
Based. Minimum wage should be be 75 cents.

>>213618802
>>213618834
kill yourselves

>>213613904
he was vibrating at sub frequencies too fast for old timey cameras to capture

the founder's reaction at 0:36 when speedee boy tells him he can eat it in his car KEK

>>213619070
They didn't film this movie

>>213619098
Americans place high value on convenance so hearing that he could just eat it anywhere and simply throw it out probably gave him a boner.

>>213619098
>Woah, you are literally the smartest man I've ever met.
>They have you flipping burgers?
>You should be, like, designing rockets or something.

Did they add this movie to a popular streaming service recently or something?

>>213619132
>convenance
saars....

>>213619098
Good lord

cup holders in cars would melt ray kroc's brain

>>213619185
>I can put my drink here? How do I hold it? What if I am driving, can drink and drive?

>>213619185
How would he react to Door Dash?

>>213619098
This actually happened when McDonald’s opened their first store in the UK in London . My dad was there, and he swears to me his fellow diners were all like “ Where are the knives and forks? “ to the cashiers.

I thought this line was a bit over the top

>sir, it's ray kroc on the line
>he's called in another bomb threat

>>213617631
Nah I didn't I just know

>>213619098
>where do I eat it
but he sees everyone else eating outside and sees that this place has no indoor dining

>>213619554
Imagine thinking that's what they actually did kek. I think they make these movies to trick retards/indians into grinding for 80h a week at this point.

>>213619277
my brother got our address banned from doordash by pranking their drivers. founderpranking was one of our favorite moves
>what's this?
>but I just ordered
>really?
>where's the, uh, silverware and plates
>where do I eat it?
nothing some shitskin hates more than having to spend 15 minutes explaining this stuff to a couple of teens in Krocmode

>>213619650
lol

>>213619650
Based

>>213619554
why in the retardation?

>>213619554
Me ordering the wagies around from my ladder

>>213619676
>>213619692
what got us banned is actually not that, but when my brother wanted to "detain" some jeet after he had been watching a lot of bodycam videos that day. pointed a bb gun at his head and got him down on the ground.
>hands!
>show me your hands!
>you are NOT free to leave
still makes me laugh to remember it. PD was called by the driver afterwards but they only took his bb gun and gave him a
warning. classic. also fuck shitskin drivers.

>>213619841
lmao how old was your brother?

Does the "extra salt" trick even work to get fresh fries

i feel like that's an urban legend

>>213619901
I know ordering a burger without pickles guarantees you a fresh one

>>213619860
it was about this time last year so he was 16. we fucked with drivers a lot that year, deflating their tires while they were at the door, scaring them off with fireworks etc. complaining to uber about sexual harassment. truly hate them

>>213619944
this is the most redneck shit ive read all year, goddamn