Thread 213613844

How do you respond without sounding upset?

>>213613844 (OP)
You cant.

In high school I asked a guys crush to prom in front of him literally two seconds before he was going to

>she said yes
>I popped that cherry
Sorry Logan

>>213613844 (OP)
Report her for trying to order McDs after 5pm without a loicense.

>>213613844 (OP)
AVADA KEDAVRA
then fuck the corpse

>>213613884
Lol UK

>>213613884
britbongs are not human

>>213613884
Why was she really being arrested?

>>213613989
for ordering mcdonalds after 5pm without a license

>>213613844 (OP)
>Okay, but what about as a backup? You know, just in case something happened to him. Hypothetically speaking.

>>213613989
She was only a triple vaxxed Modernacel but claimed to be a quad booster Pfizer hombre

>>213613989
She's arrested for dating a wh*tey. All british women are mandated to date muslim immigrants to make UK more diverse and culturally enriched.

>>213613989
carbo-loading

>>213613989
She probably called the cashier a wog when really it was a jeet. Without a license.

>>213613989
She looked at porn without a loicense.

>>213613866
I mean, yea if you know it, you are piece of shit but also a desesperate incel so you do what you had to do
But also she could say no, and wait for him.
Stupid bitchs

>>213613844 (OP)
"oh ok thats fine"

>>213613844 (OP)
i dunno rape her with magic i guess

>>213613844 (OP)
>be absurdly rich
>celebrity parents
>nepobaby, teachers favorite
>saved the world multiple times
>still treated as an outcast, cant even get an asian girl for a date, have to settle with pajeetina
>all because you're a manlet
HP movies blackpilled a generation

>>213613989
Attacked someone

>>213613844 (OP)
>damn i should of asked sooner
>>213614022
the great classic

>>213613989
Wasn't willing to trade delicious Pad Thai for her island nation's noble heritage. And ordered McDonalds after 5pm. Without a loicense.

>>213613989
Some dark feral was mad she was white.

>>213614186
He canonically had girls trying to date rape drug him

>>213614186
Harry could have taken pretty much anyone to the dance. But he waited too long working up the nerve to ask Cho.
He asks one of the Paki twins and gets an immediate yes even though they've never interacted before. Even swings a date for Ron at the same time.

>>213613989

This >>213614017
For McDonald's in the UK, school kids are not allowed in after 5pm
She was asked to leave, but she made a scene, so police were called.

Reason for policy: rising "anti-social behaviour" from school children towards employees

https://xcancel.com/NoCapMediaa/status/1954696973296312463
https://www.aol.com/two-tier-mass-debate-13yo-184202424.html

>>213614186
No, Harry is gay-coded, and his female peers recognize this.
Gay boys give girls the ick.

>>213613989
She had a sexual preference for white dudes.

>>213613844 (OP)
aight cool

>>213613844 (OP)
>>213613844 (OP)
>act really disappointed
>say you won't go to the ball if it's not with her
>ask someone else
>go to ball
>talk to her again and say you had no choice to take her, a friend set you up when they learned you were not going
>say you will be thinking of her the whole time
Either she falls in love with you or makes fun of you behind your back. It's work the risk if you want to build that Potter Harem you dream off.

>>213614436
Why 5pm? That doesn't make any sense, those are normal dining hours. Well I know the reason but obviously they only enforce those rules on native British instead of the problem.

>>213614436
>"anti-social behaviour"
but hanging out with friends at mcdonalds is social
>towards employees
Oh, I see. In other words, the browns were chimping out at mcdonalds, so they banned everyone.

>>213614186
A big part of the books was that women eyefucked Harry constantly, the only reason he wasn't drowning in puss was because he was an awkward little weirdo who didn't want to make a move on anyone. Cho was the first girl he took any interest in, his only mistake was fixating on a girl who was already taken by Robert Pattinson

>>213613884
I hope they charged the bitch for littering too.

>>213614436
Yet another thing ruined by niggers.

>>213615743
seethe

>>213614436
What is it with the UK and absurd laws? You really should have just surrendered to Napoleon and let that wop fix you penal code before it evolved into whatever it is right now.

>>213614436
>make everyone suffer for issues caused by shitty parenting
ffs stupid fucking retards

>>213614270
I wish that was me

>>213613884
American cops would have violently slammed her face on the ground shattering her cheekbone and giving her a concussion.

>>213614022
t. Fred/George

>>213614436
The craziest thing to me is that she’s 13yo, she easily could pass as a 20yo.

>>213615785
>Cars?

>>213613844 (OP)
haha ok no problem crucio

>>213613884
for eating a nugget? a succulent chicken nugget!!??

>>213614436
Ah, she must be one of those famous lunchtime rowdies.

>>213613844 (OP)
I'd respond by finding Luna and asking her!

>>213617693
The last time I interacted with a cop I got pulled over for speeding and was driving with a suspended license and the cop just told me to go home and not do that, but yea he would’ve absolutely shot me in the face for ordering a cheeseburger past bong o clock in your head canon

>>213614436
Based, wish we had that law. Make it illegal for them to be outdoors after 6pm too.

>>213613844 (OP)
ching chong bing bong dong long wong?

>>213613844 (OP)
>alpha widowed changette
One of the few instances where JBW doesnt apply

>>213615785
what the gay...

>>213613866
>In high school I asked a guys crush to prom in front of him literally two seconds before he was going to
>she said yes
>I popped that cherry
>Sorry Logan

Did you know Logan liked her before you asked her out? If so, then that's a violation of the bro code.

>>213613866
You did that to your friend? That's messed up anon.

>>213620356
>>213619969
He went and trooned out the next year idgaf

>>213620762
Doesn't sound like he was your friend at all.

>>213613844 (OP)
If I was Harry I would have grabbed her by the throat and pull my want out and aim it at her. I'd tell her, "I don't know who the fuck asked you out but you're going to find them and tell them you're not going to ball with them. If they ask who or why you tell them you're going with me. Me! The boy who fucking lived, bitch. You know who the person Voldemort, the greatest evil being in all of existence, fears? Me! Now go find that fucking piece of shit and tell them if they have a problem with me then they're going to have a flying Avada Kedavra to the fucking face! You fucking got that!" All while choking her tighter and tighter while she cries. Then when she complies I let her go and act like none of this happened and act like ol' merry Harry Potter, the nice guy everyone walks over.

>>213615785
This just makes me uncontrollably angry.

>>213618531
Unironically Luna was the perfect person for Harry to end up with but he settled with Ginny and I say that as a man with terminal redhead fever.

>>213618531
this

>>213621808
Holy cringe.

>>213621808
and then cedric would kick your whiny little ass. pathetic, needing to act like a big man on the internet

>>213618531
do NOT post an image of what the actress looks like now