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Anonymous No.213613938 >>213613973 >>213614060 >>213614100 >>213614303 >>213614334 >>213614356 >>213614381 >>213614418 >>213614419 >>213614470 >>213614498 >>213614590 >>213614842 >>213614869 >>213614900 >>213614913 >>213615266 >>213615379 >>213615434 >>213615480 >>213615686 >>213616033 >>213616638 >>213616829 >>213616856 >>213616881 >>213616890
you got a time machine and one bullet, who you killing?
Anonymous No.213613953 >>213614027
Myself
Anonymous No.213613973 >>213614027 >>213616994
>>213613938 (OP)
Can I kill Wagner? Maybe Gatling?
Anonymous No.213613974 >>213614027
Jar Jar Bunks
Anonymous No.213614001 >>213614027 >>213614040
Line it up so that I shoot them both in the head when they were playing chess together in Vienna.
Anonymous No.213614027
>>213613953
>>213613973
>>213613974
>>213614001
It's a riddle, you're supposed to shoot the time machine. Dumbasses
Anonymous No.213614040
>>213614001
Anonymous No.213614060
>>213613938 (OP)
Why the fuck would I wanna kill people for being "evil" before I was born? I couldn't even virtue signal about it.
Anonymous No.213614100 >>213614126
>>213613938 (OP)
Nowadays, and as much as the Jews would want you to believe otherwise, Lenin's ideoligy does far more damage to the world than Hitler's, so him.
Anonymous No.213614126 >>213614416 >>213615308 >>213615554
>>213614100
Wow what a fuckin subversive and unique take. I’ve never seen people hate communism before
Anonymous No.213614222
>Jarvis, tell me the whereabouts of an ancestor of Warwick Davis
Anonymous No.213614303 >>213615918
>>213613938 (OP)
>you got a time machine and one bullet
I would kill general lee
Anonymous No.213614316
MFK Hortler, orange man and Mao
Anonymous No.213614334
>>213613938 (OP)
I hand the gun to Hitler so he kills himself without me being guilty of murder.
Anonymous No.213614356
>>213613938 (OP)
Marx.
>inb5 why you kill jew?!?!
Marx' senpai converted to christfags, but who cares?
Anonymous No.213614381 >>213615323
>>213613938 (OP)
I'd just use that gun to force them into gas chamber.
Anonymous No.213614416 >>213614610
>>213614126
>subversive
He never said he was trying to be. Subversion isn't a virtue, you little rat.
Anonymous No.213614418
>>213613938 (OP)
Me when my past self uses the time machine to watch what the future will be in 2025.
Anonymous No.213614419 >>213616242
>>213613938 (OP)
Churchill
Anonymous No.213614470
>>213613938 (OP)

Lenin, Nazi Germany was a direct result of the Soviet Union's creation, therefore no Lenin = no Hitler
Anonymous No.213614498
>>213613938 (OP)
Woodrow Wilson
Anonymous No.213614590
>>213613938 (OP)
That rousseau faggot who invented the noble savage myth
Anonymous No.213614610 >>213614684 >>213615662
>>213614416
Damn you really got brainrot like that huh? It was attempting to be subversive by claiming its knowledge hidden by Jews, like hating Lenin is something obscure, when in reality even if you mention Hitler there are tens of millions of people in the country who will call communism worse. If you don’t mention Hitler, you’ll pretty much get everyone who isn’t a leftist to curse Lenin and communism. My point being, hating communism isn’t transgressive or subversive, it’s been mainstream, except amongst hippies and leftists
Anonymous No.213614684 >>213614701
>>213614610
You're arguing with a guy who worships Hitler. Talk about subtle.
Anonymous No.213614701
>>213614684
Just clearing things up
Anonymous No.213614842 >>213615161
>>213613938 (OP)
Nazi Germany happened for two big reasons
>the internal economic affairs
>the external threat of the soviet union
Take away one of those factors (by killing Lenin) and I dont think the timeline we went down on could've been possible. I just don't see everyone in Germany being worked up into a frenzy about supposedly subhuman Russians when they would be part of a very conservative, Christian and nationalist country. Germany would've been fascist still, but it would resemble something more like Mussolini's Italy. Also, no soviet union means no great purge, no holodomor, no Afghan-Soviet war, and no communist China means no great leap forward and subsequent famine, no North Korea and Korean war, no Vietnam war, no Pol Pot or Khmer Rouge, way less instability in Latin America and Africa, probably less instability in the Middle East, etc.
It's a bit of a gamble but it seems like the best outcome to me. Worst case scenario, everything happens the same way in Europe but at least Asia is better off?
Anonymous No.213614869 >>213614993
>>213613938 (OP)
Hitler so we're living in the C&C Red Alert timeline!
Anonymous No.213614900 >>213615085
>>213613938 (OP)
Karl Marx. You kill him and there's no Soviets and no reason for the Third Holy Roman Empire. Simple as.
Anonymous No.213614913
>>213613938 (OP)
Is that Michael Ironside?
Anonymous No.213614956
Heil in hell shitler
Anonymous No.213614993
>>213614869
Heetlur iz... out of zee vay.
Anonymous No.213615085 >>213615409
>>213614900
>there's no Soviets
East euros armies would probably also beat nazis, because commie logistics and economy is just fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.213615161 >>213616342
>>213614842
>Worst case scenario, everything happens the same way in Europe but at least Asia is better off?

"Worst" case would be the plot of anime Tanya the evil loli.
WW1 extends into a WW2, but no commies. and imperial Prussia fights a mostly defensive war against westerns.
Anonymous No.213615266
>>213613938 (OP)
ur're mom lol so you never make this thread
Anonymous No.213615308 >>213615468 >>213615598 >>213615632
>>213614126
What are you trying to say here? All I claimed was that the Nazi scare is overblown by Jewish people digging up a dead stance from half a century, whilst communism is alive and well to this day.
Also, of course I hate communism, it's a common stance, but it should be more common. The same way Nazis are universally hated, so should communists.
Anonymous No.213615323
>>213614381
>ancaps
did molyneux's reinstatement to twitter cause you retards to rise out of your grave?
Anonymous No.213615379
>>213613938 (OP)
Reagan
Anonymous No.213615409
>>213615085
in theory no jewish controlled russia no jewish controlled USA propping up their economy means a stalemate or victory for germany, although people are easily replaceable and the same outcomes will likely happen
Anonymous No.213615434
>>213613938 (OP)
Can the question be easier? Kill Lenin, use my future knowledge to help the Fuhrer win the war.
Anonymous No.213615468 >>213615603 >>213616681
>>213615308
>communism: we should make life better for the working class
>naziism: we should kill everyone
Its not hard to understand why one is less popular than the other, regardless of how they've worked out historically
Anonymous No.213615480
>>213613938 (OP)
Lincoln
oh wait
Anonymous No.213615551
whats wrong with lenin
Anonymous No.213615554 >>213615662
>>213614126
Your reply doesn't even have any relevance to his post. Incredible how quickly rabbis get mad
Anonymous No.213615598
>>213615308
Our society has much more in common with nazism than communism. No black people being in movies is not communism.
Anonymous No.213615603 >>213616935
>>213615468
You think communism is an actual genuine attempt at improving the lives of anyone other than the aristocracy?
Anonymous No.213615632
>>213615308
I was trying to say exactly what I said
Anonymous No.213615662
>>213615554
See >>213614610
It has been and still is very popular to think communism is worse than fascism
Anonymous No.213615686 >>213616260
>>213613938 (OP)
Lenin. Hitler is massively overrated in terms of relevance, if he died, some other german retard would have taken his place.
Anonymous No.213615875 >>213615956
>one bullet
Is that supposed to be a limiting factor? You can kill them with a blade, or a rock, or a chair, or your bare hands.
The actual limiting factor is how you're gonna get yourself to Germany or Russia and reach your target. You have a time machine, not a space machine.
Anonymous No.213615918
>>213614303
Good call, his overly cautious strategy cost the South our independence.
Anonymous No.213615938 >>213615978 >>213616616
churchill
Anonymous No.213615956 >>213616396
>>213615875
>travel back in time 100 years
>you're floating in the middle of deep space because Earth won't reach your location for another 100 years
Checkmate, time travelers.
Anonymous No.213615978 >>213616616
>>213615938
hΓ΅la seΓ±or
Anonymous No.213616033
>>213613938 (OP)
i'd make note of the highest lottery payout with no winners in 2009, travel back to then, win that then invest half into bitcoin and the other half into nvidia, oh and i'd tell the guy who took a shot at Trump to aim a bit more to the right, he can have my bullet
Anonymous No.213616057
Yeah bro wtf why the fuck did France and England honor their treaty to prevent a German Invasion of Poland?!? And just have the military force and alliances to enforce it??? How was Hitler supposed to know, that treaty wasn't supposed to matter! I mean you innocently drive tanks through a country and take over its capital, and then suddenly someone else just STARTS a war against you for that? Fucking ridiculous. If I were Churchill, I would have trusted Hitler as a really really really kind man and been pretty excited about his military blitz on our allies and protectorates, I mean it sounded like a REALLY COOL state, I don't see why everyone else had to do anything, like mind your own business bros lmfao, am I right?
Anonymous No.213616242
>>213614419
Bingo
Anonymous No.213616260 >>213617374
>>213615686
Hitler is probably the most important figure in world history.
Anonymous No.213616328
What if regardless of who you kill history still plays out almost exactly the same way? What would that teach us about the universe?
Anonymous No.213616341 >>213616364
why would you put lenin instead of stalin
Anonymous No.213616342
>>213615161
I never watched it at the time but that does sound pretty cool.
Anonymous No.213616364 >>213616404
>>213616341
Was thinking this. Stalin really turned it into a death drive, completely out of malice, paranoia, and a sense of control, too
Anonymous No.213616396 >>213616451
>>213615956
I knew this retarded argument was coming.
There is no such thing as an absolute spatial position in space. The universe has no boundaries and no center, so the very concepts of location and movement are meaningless unless you're analyzing an object relative to another object. In other words the time machine's position in space would have to be "anchored" to another object in space in order to be able to be defined, and the obvious object to use for that is the Earth. So the time machine would still appear on Earth.
Anonymous No.213616404 >>213616473
>>213616364
Lenin was killing Russians by the millions before Stalin. It's a meme that Stalin is the one that turned Russia into 1984.
Anonymous No.213616451
>>213616396
Oh okay 'the universe' just 'magically assigns' 'relationship' between the location of the time machine and the earth it's planted on, so now 'that's where it is' just because 'there' is the 'closest thing nearby'. Okay, sure thing pal.
Anonymous No.213616473
>>213616404
Was wondering if Lenin's killings were actually more useful for the movement itself, whereas Stalin's are more clearly just mafia behavior
Anonymous No.213616513 >>213616567 >>213616639
I go into the past 100,000 years and spawn a better race of humanity.
Anonymous No.213616567 >>213616639 >>213616677
>>213616513
So what you're saying is, you want to fuck a cavewoman? Nice.
Anonymous No.213616589
Toby.
Anonymous No.213616616 >>213616667
>>213615938
>>213615978
i'll humour you, churchill hater samefag.
you kill him, UK surrendermonkees like France.
USA will still beat nazis anymore. but since they will do most of the fighting in euros, basically all of west euros will become colonised by USA. a laa post-WW2 korea and nippon.

you would be creating an even stronker USA. i'm sure you would love that.
Anonymous No.213616638 >>213616685 >>213616866
>>213613938 (OP)
So let's see we have:
>the greatest hero to ever live
>a genocidal maniac
Why can't we shoot a Rothschild instead?
Anonymous No.213616639
>>213616513
>>213616567
i would empower ZUCC.
Anonymous No.213616667
>>213616616
>USA will still beat nazis anyWAY.
Anonymous No.213616677 >>213616850
>>213616567
>a
All of them anon. All of them.
Similar to my plans for if I am ever back in my 12 year old body again.
Anonymous No.213616681
>>213615468
They're the same thing basically. Both increase the power of the state to genocide people they don't like. One just divides people by race and the other by class.
Anonymous No.213616685 >>213616886
>>213616638
>we shoot a Rothschild instead?
why you wanna shoot capitalists, you dirty commie?
Anonymous No.213616829
>>213613938 (OP)
I wouldn't shoot a single bullet at them, I would listen to what they had to say, and thats what no-one did.
Anonymous No.213616850
>>213616677
Anonymous No.213616856
>>213613938 (OP)
Hegel before he writes anything.
Or Engels before he takes in Marx.
Between the two of them though, Marx, because Hitler was just another of his murderous disciples contrary to modern delusion.
Anonymous No.213616866
>>213616638
Why would you shoot a Rothschild? So less money could have been funneled to your greatest hero?
Anonymous No.213616881
>>213613938 (OP)
I go back in time and shoot myself
Anonymous No.213616886 >>213617204
>>213616685
Because contrary to what ancaps will tell you, the free market is not perfect and sound money is the foundation that the market needs to succeed. Usury needs to be destroyed.
Anonymous No.213616890
>>213613938 (OP)
Karl Marx
Anonymous No.213616935
>>213615603
jfc american education
Anonymous No.213616994 >>213617019
>>213613973
>Gatling
Gatling was kind of a wuss, you are better off if you shoot Hiram Maxim
Gatling genuinely believed that his gun with a theoretical rate of fire of 100 rounds per minute would cause so much carnage, nations wouldn't dare fight in another war after fielding it
Anonymous No.213617002
The guy who came up with Judaism
Anonymous No.213617018
Lyndon Johnson.
Anonymous No.213617019
>>213616994
Maybe too many industrial gunmakers to go after. I do find Wagner responsible for the suicidal ideation with which all the noble pedigrees of mainland europe sacrificed themselves against gatling fire, though.
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>/tv/ - history and time machinery
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Anonymous No.213617204
>>213616886
>Usury needs to be destroyed.
thanks, moohamad pope. get >>>/out/
Anonymous No.213617223 >>213617242
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Anonymous No.213617242 >>213617265
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Anonymous No.213617254 >>213617264 >>213617283
I would go back in 1963 and shoot Kennedy
Anonymous No.213617264
>>213617254
Ha!
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Anonymous No.213617283 >>213617369
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you already did
Anonymous No.213617369
>>213617283
Don't worry, I'll go back in time and stop him.
Anonymous No.213617374
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He literally isn't. The niggas who invented religions and the most popular philosophers are the most important ones because they had the biggest effect on how we think. Next comes scientists and maybe then comes the most efficient warlords, and Hitler isn't close to them either.