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Anonymous No.213615099 >>213615364 >>213615395 >>213615444 >>213615497 >>213615620 >>213615755 >>213615972 >>213616053 >>213616300 >>213617644 >>213617840 >>213618660
I can't suspend my disbelief
Anonymous No.213615334 >>213615356 >>213615557 >>213617623 >>213617958
>the personal ship of the multi-billionaire who runs the company
vs
>the space equivalent of a towing truck
Anonymous No.213615348 >>213617599 >>213617623
First pic is state of the art weyland yutani tech used by literally the ceo and his lapdogs
second pic is space trucking asteroid miners

conclusion: you're an idiot and your thread is shit
Anonymous No.213615356
>>213615334
scottjeet pls go
Anonymous No.213615364 >>213615397 >>213616193 >>213616193
>>213615099 (OP)
>there aren't people on the road right now driving cars created 30 years apart
Retard
Anonymous No.213615381 >>213615545 >>213615666
obligatory "they're the same picture" but alien style.
Anonymous No.213615395 >>213615540
>>213615099 (OP)
>woman lead yet again
its all predictable at this point. "oh but alien has always had woman lead" stfu with this reddit take
Anonymous No.213615397 >>213615601 >>213615640
>>213615364
funny that you mention this, because Prometheus happens 30 years before Alien 1

also, I don't consider Prometheus or Covenant canon. and neither should you, ridleyjeet.
Anonymous No.213615444
>>213615099 (OP)
Tesla vs 98 Civic
Anonymous No.213615497
>>213615099 (OP)
What the fuck?!
Anonymous No.213615540 >>213615631
>>213615395
Siggy thread about a Siggy franchise on a Siggy board. Stay mad chudcel.
Anonymous No.213615545
>>213615381
look at how they massacred my boy
Anonymous No.213615557 >>213615617
>>213615334
>The Billion Dollar company.
Anonymous No.213615601 >>213615843
>>213615397
>successful person buys top of the line car
>loser white hs drop out with a tiny pp buys a shitty car made in the 90s a year later because that's all his min wage gig can afford him
>retard cannot compute this
Where in the franchise was it even implied the nostromo was created later than the other ship? For all we know it's a veteran ship with outdated technology.
Anonymous No.213615617 >>213615806
>>213615557
You don't understand! They had AI controlled 3D mapping drones a hundred years ago but send their state of the art marines in with nothing but shitty head cameras can malfunction all the time! Weyland bought up all the tech so no one in the future has anything!
Anonymous No.213615620
>>213615099 (OP)
Anonymous No.213615631
>>213615540
>leaked pic of the good ending of Avatar 7 (it will have a good and bad ending audiences can vote for in their respective sessions forcing the minorities to go see it (((again)))
Anonymous No.213615640
>>213615397
>I don't consider Prometheus or Covenant canon. and neither should you, ridleyjeet

Based!
Anonymous No.213615666 >>213615719
>>213615381
The Space Jockey was such a interesting concept, I don't know what Scott was thinking to butcher it in Prometheus
Anonymous No.213615719 >>213615784
>>213615666
>dude it's a heckin HUMAN fused with MACHINE with a PHALLUS THINGY
Boomers' Chicken-jockey. He was right to make them engineers.
Anonymous No.213615726
Okay, i will now watch your Alien movie!
Anonymous No.213615755 >>213615937
>>213615099 (OP)
The protag is a blonde? It's always suppose to be a brunette.

No brunette no buy.
Anonymous No.213615784 >>213615887
>>213615719
Are retarded? There is nothing in the original movie to suggest the space jockey is a human or remotely related to humans. I think Dallas remarks that it looks millions of years old.
Anonymous No.213615806 >>213616229
>>213615617
>Weyland bought up all the tech so no one in the future has anything!

The fuck?!
Anonymous No.213615843
>>213615601
You dorks are so funny. I hope you don't think you're actually convincing anyone. It's just too hilarious seeing the acrobatics you'll jump through to justify this mishmash of shitty writing kek
Anonymous No.213615887 >>213616065
>>213615784
Don't care, Prometheus is canon, and it retconned them as basic ass engineers. Cope, jockeytrannies.
Also
>Jesus was an engineer
>Engineers' mother tongue is PIE
>Where David unleashed the goo on was their homeplanet/capital
Anonymous No.213615937
>>213615755
This but unironically. Blondefags have abysmal taste in facial aesthetics.
Anonymous No.213615972
>>213615099 (OP)
I can
Anonymous No.213616053 >>213616189 >>213616255 >>213616255
>>213615099 (OP)
That's what happens when one film is made in the 1970's and the other is made in the 2010's you fucking autists
Anonymous No.213616065 >>213616144
>>213615887
>Prometheus is canon, and it retconned...
Anonymous No.213616144 >>213617516
>>213616065
James WISHES he made anything as talked about so much after its making as Prometheus. Even Ali3n gets more noise in than T2.
Anonymous No.213616189
>>213616053
Romulus didn't have that problem
Anonymous No.213616193
>>213615364
>>213615364
53 yo car for me
Anonymous No.213616229
>>213615806
In Romulus the corporation uses literal slave labour because oooh, how...relevant or something?
Anonymous No.213616255
>>213616053
>>213616053
>That's what happens when one film is made in the 1970's and the other is made in the 2010's by someone without enough competence to ape the aesthetics of a 70s film you fucking visually-able person with standards
ftfy
Anonymous No.213616300 >>213617740
>>213615099 (OP)
Ripley was on a low budget freighter
Anonymous No.213617516
>>213616144
/tv/ is the only place people still talk about Prometheus lel
and the threads are always the same:

>15 people (rightfully) call it out for being franchise-destroying garbage
>2 autists defend it
Anonymous No.213617539 >>213617946
Was Sigourney Weaver considered hot?
Anonymous No.213617599
>>213615348
don't talk down to me. I am superior to you.
Anonymous No.213617623
>>213615334
>>213615348
This is like the equivalent of saying that Windows 11 or MacOS is the personal computer of Bill Gates and command line is the tech for the masses. Total horseshit lol. The easier the user interface the less money it costs the company on retards who can't use it.
Anonymous No.213617644
>>213615099 (OP)
I've always thought that less high-end technical stuff in basic space-trucks would make them more reliable. It would be too expensive to invest in shielding to protect computer cores or AI so the more manual things were the easier it would be to fix or hack if things went wrong.
Anonymous No.213617740
>>213616300
Low budget? Uh excuse you, have you seen the SIZE of their bonuses?!
Anonymous No.213617840
>>213615099 (OP)
>I can't suspend my disbelief

That's because you're literally a stupid person

Do you wonder why there are no 4k monitors and Bose speakers in a tug boat?
Anonymous No.213617946
>>213617539
By me yes.
Anonymous No.213617958 >>213618335 >>213618589 >>213619963 >>213620140
>>213615334
Have you seen a towing truck lately?
Anonymous No.213618335
>>213617958
>Have you seen a towing truck lately?

You clearly haven't posting that AI slop

Retard
Anonymous No.213618589 >>213620140
>>213617958
Boom gottem
Anonymous No.213618660 >>213619742
>>213615099 (OP)
>I can't suspend my disbelief
workers fly shitty ships without high tech luxuries...

understand now
Anonymous No.213619742
>>213618660
They sent a state of the art marine warship to check on the colony. It had utter shit equipment compared to Prometheus a century prior.
Anonymous No.213619963 >>213620140
>>213617958
Damn, it fucking look like a spaceship.
Anonymous No.213620140
>>213617958
>>213618589
>>213619963
Fucking mongoloids.