Thread 213615257

>HOH: Ava
>Noms: Keanu, Vince, Zach
>Veto: Kat

Powers:
- Zach 10k bribe

previously on /bb/: >>213605653

KEANU 4 BLOCKBUSTER

I'm going to need Keanu to shut his mouth and remain silent for the next 48 hours if he wants to have any hope in staying

>>213615257 (OP)
impossible

>Hates everyone that speaks to her
>Turns on her own allies out of spite
>Rules the kitchen with an iron fist

>>213615440
>vegetable oil you need vegetable oil not extra virgin olive oil

>>213615440
Wait until Mickey jumps half-naked into the shower with Rylie, then they're really the same

>>213615690
how did she get an apple tv remote?

>>213615566
At least, he is using a brush instead of tissue to spread the oil.

>>213615704
she hooped it

i thought zach was retarded for not using his power but the more i think about it i honestly don't blame him
$10k is third place money. do you see zach making it to third when he's basically guaranteed to get voted out if he doesn't win blockbuster this week? he has better odds of winning blockbuster than paying $10k and not going right back up and getting evicted in the next 3 weeks
also not paying a long island jew $10k is objectively based

>>213615734
what does he have to make cookies now?

>>213615612
that will happen

I literally asked for this thread to be cornbread themed. Fuck op and fuck niggers.

>>213614632
we were denied our bromance

>>213616019
Damn, they look mighty fine.

>>213616019
the hardboiled detective is clearly the better costume but Klassy Keanu with the phat ass is underrated

I want Zach to go

go to town on Lauren

adrian is carpenting

>>213615946
then you should've made the thread yourself before the last one died you useless fuck

>>213614632
I wouldn't be shocked at all for him to be a deeply closeted bifag all things considered but I'm pretty sure he just said
>did I ever talk to 'em
there

>>213616595
if Boogie hadn't gone cray cray he would have definitely gotten a spot on Traitors, the other three coaches from S14 all got cast

>>213615440
they really need ropes out prejury because my god will she be the worst juror imaginable kek

>>213616595
will and Ian couldn't handle the bantz, sad!

>>213616599
This isn't real

>>213616632
he could have been on all-stars again

>>213616386
dont mind if i do

>>213616706
it's still funny, plus it baits tards

all this rachel hate is going to get keanu out of here this week to split them up....

>>213616895
not my bbl butler

Da fuck? They slept together?

>>213616985
Who said that?

>>213616706
>>213616749
exactly why they should have feeds rewind. they think they are protecting HGs but there are so many casuals that dont even watch the feeds, they just rely on shitty twitter fag updates and theres no way of verifying their authenticity. you could literally feed grok a bunch of these and it would start calling kelley a racist homophobe and all the retards would believe it

>>213617004
Kat-Rylie.
She said that after 7 o'clock, she could see that Rylie wasn't sleeping well.
How the fuck would she know that she wasn't in the vicinity?

>>213617114
impregnation

was a couple eps behind, what's with Keanu walking that veto? What was the idea behind that? Just intentionally keeping his heart rate down? It's one thing to walk on the tiles, but then to walk back to the button is something else.

>>213617174
Panic messes you up, he walks on the way back so he'd memorize the path a second time while everyone else just brute forced it

>>213617114
She's said before that she checks on Riley in bed multiple times when she wakes up and he's still sleeping.

>>213617114
there is no way to get to the bathroom or anywhere else in the house from the bunk room without walking through the room rylie is sleeping in first

retard

>>213615257 (OP)
You know the HoH comp where they watch dumb clips and then have to choose true or false, they should do that but show clips from Rachel's old seasons.

>>213617174
he's the goat

>>213617596
he's been the protaganist of the feeds since day 1

Izzy deserves another shot to actually play her game instead of Cirie's, she's a great antagonist.

>>213617728
what did he do on day 1? btw feeds didnt come on till day 6

>>213617939
keanus weenie service

Zach is gone this week, he's insanely stupid to not use the power. Nobody is gonna want to cast a boring player like that

>>213617174
turtle beats the hare strat

I'm done pretending I'm not a contrarian anymore. I would love to see ropes make a deep run while continuing to act bitchy and mean just for the seethe.

>>213617963
we need a Second Chances season with her

>>213617963
give it a rest, we're watching an actually good season rn

>>213617963
They should've brought her back instead of Rachel
Her schizoing out at Rylie would've been funny

>>213616706
it's real in the files of my mind

>>213618046
Mickey losing in the finals would make Twitter seethe

lauren rachel and kelley are power walking around the house?

>>213617025
Realistically how many people would be bothered to verify it even if there was rewinds?

>>213618046
i would be ok if she would go it alone but her protecting ashley and will because they are black sucks

power walking with lauren

>>213618069
100%, she would have been so much worse towards him since Kat actually gave in unlike everyone with Cam.

>>213618240
there she goes!

I'm worried that this house isn't smart enough to vote out Vince or Zach against Keanu.

>>213618050
I'd like to see her play again. Still so bizarre to me that people like Izzy (and I know casting choses them because of this) decide to just play as dedicated simps to one person.

Hey Guys, Joseph here. Who are you all rooting to win this season?

>"Ashley is weird"
>"Rachel is weird"
what did she mean by this

>>213618445
Is it true Taylor has a giant, unshaven bush?

>>213618046
I want her to be the first juror having to sit there the rest of the game

Is Zach gay?

Hey Guys, Taylor here. How do we feel about Keanu?

>"I'm trying to stay in this game. Who cares about $10k?"
>doesn't use the power

>>213618546
why'd you waste your one question on something we already know the answer to
>>213618445
what's the best underground gay sex club in miami

>>213618546
>>213618594
I'm the other Joseph, fuck you

>>213618310
keanu has no allies. voting out zach or vince has repercussions

>>213618572
bi

>>213618621
sorry you're only known as sots here

Hey Guys, Keanu here. How are the votes looking?

>>213618540
>mickey: “______ is scary. _______ is weird. rylie is an angel.”
>rinse and repeat every conversation

>>213618585
BOO!

>>213618621
The pre-jury flop?

panda here, how would you go about getting around me as i blocked your path to the water closet?

>>213618651
kelley has come around to him.
She's ride-or-die to him.

>>213618717
please don't set him off again, it's been years

>>213618717
who is your favorite BB1 houseguest?

>>213618717
>*reaches down*
>HONK HONK

>>213618729
who?

lauren actually is retarded
she'd actually keep a rat over a meatshield showmance

>>213618902
why do mirrors do this??

>>213618860
is lauren lower on vinny's priority list than she is on zach's? no
is zach more of an immediate target for more of the house than vinny? also no
is lauren grouped more with vinny than zach in public perception? also no
stfu

>>213618860
they're both dedicated simps for her and she seems to open up more with vince so she clearly trusts him more

>>213618860
>meatshield
That "showmance" is actively a liability for her

>>213618860
there is no showmance. its pretty clear she isnt into him and he thinks she has a the mind of a child. why else would he tell his power to morgan and not lauren? he wants some of that mature muscle pussy gripping his cock

>>213618860
she needs more time to flip through the files of her mind before realizing

morgan lmao just stop talking

Keanu for blockbuster.
The number of his cronies is dwindling.

>>213618860
he does nothing for her and they dont connect at all

>>213618943
>is lauren lower on vinny's priority list than she is on zach's?
rat has no priority list, he doesn't value lauren and sees her as his final 2 goat
>is zach more of an immediate target for more of the house than vinny?
arguable
>is lauren grouped more with vinny than zach in public perception?
no but with zach gone she will become more expendable as a third nom for half the house because she refuses to talk game to anyone besides vince and zach and with an unlucky outcome gets voted out
she's stupid

Rylie just threw Keanu under the bus.
Keanu needs to win or he's finito.

>>213618952
>they're both dedicated simps
no they aren't?

SIMP WANTS VINCE TO STAY 1 HUNDO P

rylie and kat kissed

>>213619318
yeah best case scenario

so far its like ashley and rachel are the main culprits that want vince gone so theyll have to ally with morgan to figure something out

i dont see how zach can stay unless mickey buckles at the last second or something

>>213618860
>lauren actually is retarded
Many are saying this

>>213619246
>rat has no priority list, he doesn't value lauren and sees her as his final 2 goat
so he wants to take her to f3, where she can beat his uncoordinated effeminate ass in a comp and cut him. everyone sees her as a f2 goat because her game is pretty unimpressive so far, that's best case scenario
zach told morgan about the power and not lauren, he didn't even try to save zae (who he cried over) or adrian, he puts a massive collateral crosshair on her back by existing, but he wouldn't sacrifice his game for hers
>with zach gone she will become more expendable as a third nom for half the house because she refuses to talk game to anyone besides vince and zach and with an unlucky outcome gets voted out
does the exact same shit not apply to her voting zach out, given the hypothetical is "vinny and zach on the block, who goes"
is this zae? is homolust distorting your mental faculties?

>>213619422
ava might be dumber than her

>>213619412
>i dont see how zach can stay unless mickey buckles at the last second or something
I think with Rachel telling Keanu about Heavy Hitters yesterday and then him interrogating Vince about it, if there is enough sentiment from Zach that he'd target Rachel next, I can see him getting the votes. Ropehead is already pissed at Keanu from stuff earlier and she might change her mind to split him and Rachel up

the asian appearance fooled me into believing zach is smart but at bottom he's a big ole dumb meathead

I would jump off the balcony and xmas myself if I had to stay in that house with morgan for months

i just need to trust that my boy Vince is safe

bill buckner with morgan

>>213619481
>so he wants to take her to f3
and Zach doesn't lmao
He hasn't told Lauren about his power because he thinks he can get her vote. Morgan was the shaky vote in his mind.

As for the perceived "showmance" they have, it is a double edged sword in the sense that it can put a target on her back but it also protects her from going up easily because if Zach is there, there is a fear one stays or they both can and you now have two people coming after you. Which is how people feel about Rylie and Kat. With Zach gone, there is no fear of tossing her up on the block in that Keanu or Kelley spot, and with how shaky the house is, you can easily have a Ropehead flip votes on her that week

Vince doesn't give a shit about Lauren, or anyone in the house, he has his hands in multiple pots, he will barely try to defend her from going up as a pawn nom or be a target and if there aren't enough votes to keep her he'll happily vote her out because it's not him.

She's an idiot for wanting to keep the rat.

ROPEHEAD WANTS KEANU OUT

>>213619560
I don’t think he is the smart breed of Asian. The white makes it harder to know which type he is.

zach just said he's putting ava on the block and if ava wins veto he's going to tell ava to take herself off the block. those words actually came out of his mouth

>>213619591
Spending 3 months avoiding any room with Morgan and Ava would get tiresome.

>>213619482
not even close

if i was morgan id never let anyone see my hideous body

holy shit ashley is so annoying

What do you guys do for fun other than watch these people switch votes every 3 hours

>keanu still wants to throw the arena to Vince
Bros….

>>213619780
he said filipino i think

>>213619886
beat meat to big mak smol feet

>>213619887
idk what keanu thinks he's doing but at this point he's asking for it

>>213619885
What are you talking about? She is the queen. Keanu and her just walk around destroying terrible strategy talks.

>>213619887
At this point I actively want him to leave on Thursday, he's incapable of playing with Vince still in the game

>>213619886
Twitter porn. I stop flapping if I come across a bb post

>>213619824
not even comparable, ava sleeps like a cat when she's not in power and important, plus you can watch her tits n ass bounce around the house for entertainment
morgan is 24/7 schizo narcissism fucking with you

ROPEHEAD IS RUNNING THIS KITCHEN

i kinda want to make some of these piggy in blankies

is that her washing the chicken? did i catch a black culture ritual?

keanu tore his pands his ass is hanging out

based keanu ripped his pants
that’s making the show Wednesday

i think she just licked her fingers before feeding morgan

how come so many of the houseguest have a finger licking habit this year

>>213620066
pants

>>213619780
jungle asian

>>213620090
pands works just as well

>>213620049
they do look tasty

>>213620049
>>213620112
are they beef or pork?

>>213620066
>>213620085

So is anon going to make more chicken salad with grapes or does he hate us now?

>>213620200
if only you had clipped this before ashley at the end

>>213620200
that's the hardest I've seen morgan laugh. keanu is safe bros

rope is a vibe killer

>>213620243
if you disrespect my oreo queen one more time we're going to have to step outside

>>213620200
jeeze morgan

>>213620281
makes sense you are a simp for that retarded bug eyed bitch too

>>213620297
please don't start your shit again

Keanu just explained he wasn't wearing underwear when his pants ripped

>>213620319
why the fuck was he free-ballin' in those pants?

>>213620316
its all in good fun

>>213620328
apparently the butt kept pulling his pants and underwear down and when he went to pull em up his underwear wouldnt get pulled up all the way so it was annoying and uncomfortable so he just went pants

>>213620319
did you see how low morgan got to look too lmao she is pretending like she didnt know

>>213620200
>>213620319
getting expelled for indecent exposure

>>213620200
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk7kFmDa7BM

>>213620200
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Keanu/Morgan hook up after the show. It'll never happen while the game is going but they seem to have chemistry with each other

>>213620512
Keanu is in a healthy relationship with a woman that isn't Morgan. I doubt it.

>>213620512
keanu has a younger gf that sorta looks like her

>>213620545
any pics of the keanuette?

>zach talking about his punishment and how cold it was
>'i was able to have someone wash towels for me'
SAY HER NAME YOU CUNT. KELLEY WASHED TOWELS FOR YOU ALL NIGHT LONG I HOPE YOU GET VOTED OUT THURSDAY ZACH

>>213618102
They hate her now

>keanu: my nose is so stuffy here
>its all the dust
>mickey: yeah, and they dont clean
>cams switch

>>213620566
yeah 2 threads ago near the top

>>213620200
Morgan desperate for a peek jesus

kino foreshadowing

exit sign caught in the reflection

>>213619199
KEANU 4 BLOCKBUSTER

>>213620647
Jesus is she British, look at those teef

>>213619663
he could get her to do such freaky shit in there

>>213618860
shes merely pretending

>>213620449
morgans horny as fuck

laurens hunting a fly

>>213618860
>>213620780
You guys are going to look really stupid when it's revealed she's the mastermind.

>>213620200
I hope this makes the Thu show. Probably won't be on Wed's show since it's post-veto

>>213620951
the sound effect they will use

>>213620200
https://x.com/tess79769155/status/1955367605323305237?s=46

For audio but this is the most likable Morgan has ever been. Her uncontrollable laughing is hilarious

poor morgan

Guys I wanna say this and I know it's 2025 and all but this has been on my chest for a while.

>not really a fan of the blacks.

Rat making out

>>213621368
dude

Mickey vs Keanu!

>>213621368
That makes two of us.

>>213620545
She's younger? She looks his age to me and she has 3 children

ropes you put keanu on the block he doesn’t owe you shit lmao

I've posted it before but we've got some Single White Female shit going on with Lauren and Kelley. Dressing like her, talking like her

kino fight going on

morgan breaking down in the presence of the King

>>213621535
they can't handle the bunda beast

Best season since 14

>>213621556
15 & 20 >>>

>>213621556
0/8

Lay the smackdown on this schizo Keanu

these bitches are crazy

>if anybody’s banding together to get me out I just want to know
what game does this bitch think she’s playing

>>213621607
all 3 a em

>>213621612
Big Bitch

Kelley please win the wall please please

>Keanu: she didn't say any names who was in
it
>Vince already confirmed that he knows the names of people in it
KEANU NOOOOOOOO

sometimes a n-bomb say some real ass shit and you just gotta sit and think for a minute

>>213621544
What the fuck actually is this? I can't even figure out the other person in the pic and I know one is big mak cause your faggot ass posted it.

>inb4 who's big mak/ who's mj.

>>213620938
the 3 month long thinking session

>>213621723
This almost never happens.

Keanu for blockbuster

ropes crying while morgan grovels to her

the miktator venting to morgan about her pulling other people other than her for game convos

Rope straight up berating Morgan

THEY BREAKING DOWN
>>213621758
it just did, watch the feeds

making herself the victim in every convo

Enjoying this kino with some weiners

>>213621857
bro Keanu made those for you? Lucky!

morgan you need to ditch this hag

Black women even have to victims to other black women it's all they know how to do

YOU PLAYING FOR THE WHITE BOYS? WE NOT TRYN HEAR THAT MULATTO NOISE

>Keanu (to Mickey): Vinnie's your #1, isn't he?
This single line might've just saved him this week going by how Mickey/Morgan are fighting

mickey crashing out

>>213621901
Kek I knew him reiterating the fact that Vince is Morgan’s number 1 was gonna trigger Mickey

>Mickey: "I have watched this show a thousand times"
what did she mean by this?

Hags are so unstable dude

Ropes said she wouldn't go after Morgan, didn't she talk about this multiple times with Ash, Won't and Ava? Lying ass victim-card playing nog!

Morgan this is pathetic girl stand up

Switching cameras to Kelley talking in an egg hole is so funny

>>213621857
>FUCK THE VINCE

*blows up morgan's game while making weenies*

>>213621928
wasn't she the one who only watched bb23 and then listed the next 4 seasons or something

>>213621957
>>213621958
this show rules

kino

Keanu has entered the chat

bbkino

>>213621996
>>213622004
>>213622005
>>213622008
Lmao I love this shit

>>213621835
Take your own advice lmao

god I wish I was burrowed in an egg costume with kelley and keanu talking to me through the arm holes

ava is awake

>>213622053
Ohhhh JHHB FUCK FUCK

Has there been a day where Morgan hasn't cried?

Now it's Ava sticking her head in there kek

wtf there’s a thousand seasons of big brother?

>>213622083
black people envision a new cookout season in their heads once a day

MORGAN FINITO

ropehead can't keep Ashley's name out of her mouth

>>213622083
in alternate dimensions there are infinite permutations so yes

hard boiled egg glory hole. imagine that

>>213622181
cute

KEANU MISTING ROPES

in typical big brother fashion after all this craziness, we're gonna see zach win the arena and keanu go

>>213621771
using it like a glory hole

keanu just straight up lying to rope and she's eating it up

>>213622220
>>213622239
how does he do it

>>213621443
morgan is 33

Keanu’s mist is potent

>>213622281
the beauty and the beast

>>213622249
the tux is a kinography accelerant

>>213622299
CROCK POT PUSSY

>>213622302
>costanza.jpeg

>>213622311
the name's pussy
crockpot pussy

its in gods hands this week

Legend in the making

>"It's not your fault, it's the GAMES FAULT" - Ava to Lauren about Adrian getting the boot
lol ok

>>213622364
>gaslights others by crying all the time
Literally male Vanessa

keanu legit rolling the miktator up in a lie blanket on the way to get cooked like one of his piggies

what did morgan and ropes fight about?

Lauren's foot game is disappointing

>>213622399
morgan's weakness for white boys

praying to the bb gods that zach is the one that leaves this week

keanu's game is so funny considering everything he does is in loyalty to vince/rylie who really don't give a fuck about him

>>213622399
rope wants to be the only one running the house and is mad morgan is close with vince and zach or something stupid

WE GOT FAT ASSES

mickey got a fat ass

imagine all girl jury

KING KEANU

Lauren and Ava talking about an all girl jury since they know after this week it's 8-4

lauren has entered the bathroom

Need a man to win the Wall

>>213622496
well, another season where a guy doesn't win i guess

>>213622531
she did the walk

JUST

>>213622482
>all girl jury
>F2 is two men

I love this season.

KEANU PLEASE DON'T BRAG TO VINCE ABOUT THIS AND UNDO ALL THAT!!!!!

look at kelly man
so inspirational

>>213622535
Only have themselves to blame. Just win something yo.

>>213622627
?

>>213622647
now that she's off the block she's come out of her shell

>>213622578
Keanu and Kelley are both going to run to Vince to tell them what happened in their convos with Mickey

>>213622675
Oh good for her, haven't really noticed

>>213622535
Don't worry it'll be Keanu and Vince or Simp in the final so they'll have to vote for one of them.

Ava is molesting the egg...

>>213622578
>Keanu to cams
>She tried to burn me twice in two days
>never trusting morgan again. thats some damage control
>I believe I'm overdue for serving more piggies."
hopefully keanu finds enough wisdom

>>213622627
love her

>>213622750
more veterans should retvrn and experience modern bb

>>213622531
uh sorry chud thats a water closet

>>213619886
painting and playing card games

>>213619886
Masturbate.

missed the keanu mickey convo. did he pull her back in?

KING KEANU

>>>/wsg/5946669

EGG PET
tamagotchi vinny

>>213622857
if he makes jury, he's stealing afp from ava 1 hundo p

ian get ready
>>213622851
hard to say, but she was very receptive

>Keanu to Mickey: "the only person I'm aware of who is not a fan of you is Kelley"
>she immediately grabbed Kelley to talk

Millennials Keanu/Rachel/Vinny talking about Game Boy/Sega. Lauren chimes in and she had a DS

>>213622909
if it's stupid and it works it ain't stupid

aw fuck I was busy masturbating and missed the nerd talk

>>213622915
i had a DS too! its almost like we're soul mates

never heard of it

The GB pocket was cool. Gameboys before backlight kinda sucked, young people don't know how good they have it.

Morgan's schizoness will be her downfall.
She creates straw-man and fights them in front of others. And others clock her for it.
This could have gone different if she had just reigned herself in.

>Rachel: I'm a hardcore gamer
I wish Morgan was around for this kitchen nerd talk

NES games weren't hard they were just bullshit

>>213622986
I still think Morgan is barely a gamer

>>213622969
i had one of these doodads
now they talking about lion king and how hard it was. i never did beat it but i watched my cousin beat one time. shit was epic

>>213622961
>VTech-Socrates
Same. VTech cordless landline phones were pretty common though.

>>213623006
think most people did, was just crazy you needed a 3rd party accessory to use the thing in a lot of lighting conditions.

Wasn't expecting this in-depth video game convo kek

rachel loves OG zelda. more of a gamer than morgan sheesh

16 bit Rachel is the most relatable she's ever been.

Keanu played Ocarina of Time

based jackboxchads

Rachel's kid had an Among Us themed bday party

I've been so mean to Rachel.. I didn't realize she was a gamer..

I don't hate Rachel as much after hearing her taste in video games

>>213623091
also a CHICKEN JOCKEY fan

>>213623059
pretty comfy

rachel plays children's games like zelda morgan is a professional apex legends player. there are levels

>>213621556
Literally
Vince is Dan
Rachel is Mike Boogie

NEW

>>213623139
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>>213623139
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>>213623139
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>>213623115
zelda mogs apex any day.

>>213622857
based

rachel confused world of warcraft with call of duty

>Keanu had LAN parties
my man

>>213623115
lots of kids played apex before the game died out

>>213623174
apex requires fast reactions, mechanical skill, and visuospatial intelligence. zelda is a children's game