Thread 213619211

The new Buffy the Vampire Slayer is full of really cute actresses! Hollywood is healing

middle will have black and/or gay love interests

>>213619211 (OP)
#NoJossNoWatch

Did they wait for Trachtenberg's liver to collapse before remaking this

>>213619300
guarantee they will use MT's death as a plot point in s1, Buffy won't want to train a new slayer bc Dawn died

>>213619211 (OP)
This is going to be worse than Gilmore Girls reboot.

>>213619250
How’s the weather in Tel Aviv?

>>213619211 (OP)
>Hollywood is healing
it was never sick in the first place when it comes to women's entertainment, genius

is the original any good or is it just boomer nostalgia core

>>213619447
Allegedly the writing is good but I couldn’t get past the cheesiness

>>213619323
It was written before she died. But yeah, it's probably how they'll deal with it.

>>213619374
The Buffy fandom is largely male

>>213619447
It gets better after the first season which is the shortest season at 12 episodes. Next two seasons are great. Then the last four seasons vary in quality from meh to good.

built for millennial benis

>>213619211 (OP)
Looks reasonably promising, but there are troubling rumors that the new slayer is gay

>>213619665
which pizza place would you take Ryan to, Buffybros?

>>213619775
Michigan and Trumbull. She deserves only the best (Detroit style)

>>213619300
I believe her cause of death remains unknown. They did not perform an autopsy for religious reasons

>>213619211 (OP)
>Dyke shit
>Hollywood is healing

>>213620350
There’s no indication this show contains dyke shit. But cute lesbians aren’t woke, regardless.

>>213619665
>NOOOOO ANYTHING BUT TWO TEEN CUTIES MAKING OUT ON MY TV

>>213620538
Woke is woke, anon. Even if it tickles your penor

>>213619620
Aren’t y’all like 40 now?

>>213619333
Apparently it’s modeled on the Sex and the City reboot
Which was also bad

>>213621533
>source: your ass
The script has leaked, anon. It's passable but not exceptional. It's much like a S03 episode.

>>213619250
Seriously. What is wrong with Hollywood. Why do cute ginger girls always get paired with black people.

>>213621631
There’s no leaked script

https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/sarah-michelle-gellar-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-reboot-1236249385/

>>213621759
>dexter did it
>sitc did it
Not so much 'based on', anon.

>There’s no leaked script
Of course there is and everything that has come out backs it up.

>>213621855
Post it

>>213621883
He made it up

>>213621759
They probably offered her the biggest paycheque of her career to appear in the first season and "hand the baton" to this new girl. I wouldn't be surprised if Buffy "leaves town" at the end of the first season.

>>213620738
You idiot, girl-on-girl is there so they have something to do instead of fucking rando men before marriage.

New set photos from today’s shoot

>>213622517
SMG

>>213622323
Homosexuality is degenerate

>>213620482
>Dyke shit
>cute

>>213623030
>>213623007
>ewww hot girls kissing yucky so gross!
Why are chuds so gay now?

>>213622323
>dykes are cool

>>213622458
>>213622517
>this show will make alphaettes turn goth/scene
i look forward to this reboot's success.

>>213623048
>every man is into disgusting dykes

>>213619211 (OP)
>cant use Dawn
cause dead
>cant use Xander
cause insane druggie
>cant use Angel
old and vampire dont age
>can use Spike
same
>cant use any of the vampire characters
same
>Giles is unlikely to have a big role
the man is ancient now
>entire lore is permafucked cause every girl that could be a Slayer is now a Slayer
gonna be the mother of all handwaves to get this out of the way

heres whats gonna happen
every character they bring from the old show, including Buffy herself, will die within the 1st season and they will desperately try to "recapture the magic" and fail horribly

the only thing that could happen that would be interesting is if Illyria shows up and kills everyone in a fit of autismal rage

>>213623250
It'll be horribly gay. Like gayer than gay.

>>213623250
Faith is also retired from acting. And honestly Faith and Spike are the only ones I would want to see return.

>>213619447
>>213619447
depends if you love marvel humor

>>213623330
cant believe i forgot about Faith

>>213623250
Angel & Spike will show up having "shanshued" into humans or whatever

>>213623365
Eliza Dushku is now a married mother and shroomologist. She tooks medicinal mushrooms and it helped with her personal issues and she is trying to get it legalized in Massachusetts.

>>213623250
Giles is only 70, he could still have a prominent role

>>213622458
>>213622517
All the ""goth"" "revival" was a mistake... Fucking trannies and e-girls

>>213619211 (OP)
I'm looking forward to her friend

>>213623488
there are no more watchers or council and they arent gonna give a 70yo a "prominent role" on a show filled with teenage girls
Buffy herself will be the "watcher"

>>213623506
Goths were always posers. But I like when cute girls do it

>>213623520
Two Asian girls in the main cast? An embarrassment of riches

>>213623365
Easy to believe. She wasn't much of a character. Hopefully she died off screen.

Are we sure Joss isn't involved? This QT is absolutely Whedon approved!

>>213619211 (OP)
Moar like Buffy: The Whorish Genzers Layers...
>>213619250
I hope the ginger is the lesbian of the group.

>>213620738
>>213623007
>>213623065
>>213623087
You are a faggot.

>>213623913
Seems like this cast is a little light on latinos for a SoCal town.

>>213623913
Julia Butters’ cute girlfriend <3

>>213624140
She need to keep her under lock or Xochee is gonna steal her like she with McKenna...

>>213624131
I think the gay best friend is part Latino

>>213623913
>>213624140

Frog-Fu + Butters = Audrey?

>>213624345
I can see it.
She looks way older than 16 thobeit

>>213619665
>slayer is gay
She's bi

This reboot will be more pozzed than most of netflix catalogue and you are a retard if you believe otherwise.

>>213623985
>I enjoy watching bitches omit me

>>213624864
It'll be even more pozzed than that. Think man hating dykes hating on men and women with men plus AIDS!

>>213624864
Wrong. We’re in the white and horny era thanks to Sydney Sweeney

>>213625012
There’s no dykes on this show

>>213623913
terrible makeup tbqh

>>213619250
>anon makes up imaginary things to get mad at

>>213619665
>there are troubling rumors
No there aren't.

>>213621533
>Apparently
Cite this.

>>213626071
How can you tell?

>>213626484
Shes Q-pilled?

>>213626547
it just looks really unnatural and stick out as being too heavy. I know that style is "in" and has been for a while but she'd look so much cuter with tones that match her skin better and a lot less of said makeup. It's making her face look like she has a bad suntan

>>213623250
An Illyria cameo would be great if done right, but Amy Acker is probably too old. I don't think the character is supposed to age. Illyria will probably have made peace with her human side and mellowed out slightly after all this time which could lead to fun interactions.

>>213626647
Brutal mogging (by SMG)

>>213626623
I see what you mean now. It’s too heavy. Millie Bobby brownish

>>213626071

Meanie!

>no joss whedon
>modern reboot

>>213623250
none of characters from angel should turn up. Would ruin the ending.

>>213627457
>no joss whedon
>implying that's a bad thing
One of the few upshots about this is it will wipe out the comics. There is no way it can be worse than that shit.

>>213627457
We like Whedon now?

>>213627681
He's the only person who can actually write Whedonesque quippy dialogue. Ideally the show won't rely on his dialogue style at all, but if they are going to use it without him it will be a disaster.

>>213627984
It would still come across as cringe even if he did it. He’s a victim of his own success; he imported his style of dialogue over to the MCU and now everyone’s tired of it.

>>213628385
The show needs to do as much as it can to be it's own thing. Trying to just copy the style of the original is a surefire path to disaster.

>>213628661
Well I’m sure they’ll hire a competent creative team with a good track reco-
>from the writers of Poker Face
OH NO OH NO

>>213619211 (OP)
who's the left girl?

>>213628977
Never seen it. How shit is it?

>>213620206
Her medical condition was pretty well documented, so it isn't a big mystery.

>>213629073
That anon is being a contrarian because Reddit likes it, it’s great. And Natasha Lyonne is very cute

>>213629113
Yeah, but that's not what killed her. It's all pedantic anyway; she died from complications of her liver disease.

>>213627066
>>213627047
she's still extremely cute, I just think she can take some notes from her friend Butters. Less is more when it comes to makeup. You can still do a cute girly makeup job but look natural enough where it doesn't come off as uncanny, Millie is a great example of someone doing it wrong.

Anyways, I can't wait for this show and it's almost exclusively for the waifuposting, it's already giving me old /tv/ vibes in the best way

>>213629290
Hopefully it fills the gap Yellowjackets was supposed to.

This thread is basically just simping pretending like you are gooning

>>213626647
sarah would destroy this bitch in a 1v1 to the death.

>>213629929
Sarah is old and has brittle bones.

>>213619447
>boomer nostalgia
>Show that appealed to young adults in the late 90s was a boomer show
wat?
I don't know, it was on when I was young and I liked it so I can't see it objectively, but also I'm not a boomer, it wasn't on in the 60s.

>>213630009
Zoomers only know boomers.

>>213629841
What the hell is the difference? Simps goon constantly

>>213630009
Anyone older than 30 is a boomer

>>213630085
Simps are more into worshipping than screwing, I guess.

>>213624345
>we have Kaitlyn Dever at home

>>213630203
I see more Olivia Cooke

>>213630330
I say more a cross between Maude Apatow and Leighton Meester.

>>213629059
Audrey Grace Marshall
But she’s 16.

>>213619211 (OP)
Never watched Buffy is it worth it or was it just something to watch because the stuff you really liked wasn't on yet?

>>213619211 (OP)
shitty nepobabies, shill thread

>>213630954
It was a fun show

There better be some sexy outfits.

>>213630954
If you don’t mind girlpower stuff it’s a fun watch. Although like smallville the first season is kinda shit

>>213631006
The Asian is wearing a Catholic schoolgirl getup in the set leaks so upskirt potential

>>213631019
is it like really on the nose by hammering it in or is it just like they have unrealistic strength/dexterity
I can handle there being a bunch of girls doing girl stuff if the vampire parts are kino
I was planning to watch it because Michelle is gone but it is a bit back on my watch list

>>213630925
t.

>>213629625
I really like the premise of Yellowjackets but they killed off too many of the cute girls early on and the timeline shit doesn't really do anything for me.
Hopefully this show is full of sexy vampire hunter outfits and sexy vampire girls in goth attire and long cute teeth. vampirekino, dare i say.

>>213631073
>is it like really on the nose by hammering it in or is it just like they have unrealistic strength/dexterity
The latter. It’s more in the vein of Xena. I guess people would complain about it now but it’s not going for realism. But she does beat up a lot of guys

>>213631073
Buffy as part of being the Slayer has supernatural superstrength so it's not really a problem with her being strong.

>>213629625
>>213631075
so is yellow jackets any good? sounds fun

>>213619665
wtf she gangsta

>>213631118
>>213631209
This makes sense just for the sake of being able to hold her own with vampires so I guess I'm gonna start it up early so I can be really into it by October

>>213626484
which pizza place should I take her on a date, Ryanbros?

>>213619211 (OP)
those are children

>>213632117
Comet

any news on if the slayer is going to be buck naked and have hot naked lesbian sex with all the other girls?

>>213632143
Shes 15, dude

>>213632808
quiet you

>>213631216
I liked the first season, but didn't enjoy the second one as much. They do a past/present day timeline and at some points it feels like you're not going to get any payoff. I do like the "lord of the flies with girls" vibe the show has going for it and all of the cast members are really qt. If you've got nothing else to watch right now i'd give it a shot.

They should get Sophie to guest star on the new Buffy for a few episodes. I NEED to see her in vampire attire...

>>213631216
S1 is great. Goes downhill hard after, though. There is a brief uplift at the beginning of S3, then the entire series crashes and burns rather spectacularly.

>>213629290
anything to replace snoodposting would be great

>>213634157
Might be the most annoying simp since glaufag.

>>213619211 (OP)

OP, they are all still in high school.

>>213634381

And? Hiring teenaged actors to play teenaged characters, holy shit i'm going insane!

>>213626496
>anon makes up imaginary things to get mad at

>>213621657
ginger is an anagram of the n-word. they think it's funny.

>>213620350
Willow was a dyke

>>213634381
I'm pretty sure miss Huang is actually in college.

>>213635206
Shes 19 you sick fuck

>>213619333
i think the gilmore girls reboot will work,
people want a positive, light, non offensive happy town ensemble cast, where the worst thing that happens is someone gets a parking ticket

there's a reason stuff like that and shows like the good witch go for 5 seasons +

I am shocked they didn't make one of the characters black.

>>213637068
Wokeness is dead, anon. It’s over

>>213621657
Is this the narrative now? I thought it was supposed to be every ginger getting replaced by a nigger.

>>213637420
On the off chance they don't do this, they have to pair a ginger and a nigger.

>>213637420
>>213637604
>In European culture, prior to the 20th century, red hair was commonly identified as the distinguishing negative Jewish trait.[8][9] This stereotype probably originated because red hair is a recessive trait that tends to find higher expression in highly endogamous populations, such as in Jewish communities where Jews were forbidden to marry outsiders.[9] Red hair was especially closely linked with Judas Iscariot, who was commonly shown with red hair to identify him as Jewish.[9][10] During the Spanish Inquisition, all those with red hair were identified as Jewish.[8][9] In Italy, red hair was associated with Italian Jews.[10] Writers from Shakespeare to Dickens would identify Jewish characters by giving them red hair.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereotypes_of_Jews

>>213634725
>posts a schizo collage about some comic book bullshit

>>213636183

19 is still a teenager though.

>>213634694

Good point. New series sounds good but I'll be rewatching John Carpenter's Vampires, Dracula, 30 Days of Night and Dog Soldiers since the original Buffy series seems out of stock at Walmart.

>>213619665
>new slayer is gay
picked up

Wait i would have watched it anyway... Double picked up!

>>213621164
No we are 2x20 now. I wait untill you are finished asking your chatgpt for the calculation result because your brain has been on digital fenthanyl since you were two years old.

>>213619665
>the new slayer is gay
She literally has a male love interest cast

>>213639939
Does the description say it's a love interest? He'll die quickly, if so.

>>213639939
She's bisexual. Her true love interest will eventually be a girl.

>>213640106
Yes, it does.

>>213619211 (OP)
Let's see their footpusy

>>213640106
>>213640210
Shut up, retard.

>>213621657
Jews literally hate beauty, and redheads have always been valued for their rarity and beauty.
So of course they pair them up with baboon looking niggers.

>>213619211 (OP)
What is up with all the hyperteleorism lately? The chick on the right's eyes are practically on the side of her head.