Thread 213619496

>>213619496 (OP)
I blew the neighbours dog while high on cough syrup

I hope HBO gives us (book accurate) french twinks this time

magic is haram in France now

>>213619496 (OP)
>Harry Potter and the Fine-Ass B-ACK!

>>213619496 (OP)
He should have gotten with the literal succubus instead of the school bbc bike.

ngl if I were harry I wouldve gone full incel school shooter after getting rejected by this fine piece of tight asian poontang

>>213619496 (OP)
>half Veela
So Ebony Dementia Raven Way being a vampire wasn't that far fetched after all?

>>213619808
she straight up rapes him in order of pheonix

>>213619572
why draw potter as a subhuman

>>213619872
Tumblr decided he's Harry Pattar now

>>213619639
That's what smoking does to you.

>>213619572
>Book accurate french twinks
So books are as pozzed as movies now?

>>213619810
erm quarter

>>213620188
The french school was a mix of boys and girls. If anything, the movie was less pozzed because it basically implied that Fleur only had a chance to compete in the tournament because she was female and not because she was more skilled or anything

>>213619639
Well hello beautiful

>>213619872
Apparently there's a trend in YA book fandoms to draw the protagonists as vaguely brown if too many of the characters are white.
It's downright peculiar.

They had to edit her cameltoe out of the swimsuit scene lmao

>>213619639
Grim.

>>213619639
All who oppose me… beware.

>>213619909
>liking pretty white women makes you a pajeet now

>>213620510
>lmao
You're too old to be using that now ordan

>>213620510
damn that boy really is a manlet

>>213619496 (OP)
better version

>>213620721
no, child, I am not, these are your criminal delusions speaking.
enjoy prison.

>>213619808
What's her name again?

>>213620829
General Tso

>>213619496 (OP)
Book
>She's some kind of a siren-human hybrid which is why Ron asks her out because she's trying to seduce another guy.
Movie
>DAT ASS!

>>213621176
Bottom right isn't bad. What happen to that one slythern chick?

>>213621176
They all answered the call.
The Mars colony should be complete within the millennium

>>213621176
what do you look like though, juan?

>>213621176
What's wrong with this?

>>213621251
>people post images... on an imageboard???

>>213619639
You either die a boggette or live long enough to become a hag.

>>213619639
>>213621176
THAT'S THE WALL BROTHER

>>213621176
It would be weirder if they looked the exact same as they did 20 years ago
(and you retards would probably still complain about the plastic surgery)

>>213619808
doing a google search for the actress is a weird experience
she's like a different person in each of the images

>>213619496 (OP)
What do Vellas look like anyway?

>>213621655
yeah bro pretty crazy that an actress would change her appearance

>>213619909
Only time this image has been true.

>>213619496 (OP)
engorgio breasts

>>213621176
You fags are missing out. You get in nice with one of these hags and i bet she will absolutely polish your pole. Nothings sucks quite like an emotionally depleted over the hump woman.

>>213619808
He rejected him after her yellow ways caused her to betray everyone.

>>213620510
Enhance!

>>213621216
>Bottom right isn't bad.
That's because bottom right came pre-walled

>>213622995
here's what I've got after 280 hours in photoshop

>>213620743
The character is 14 while the others are 17-18. Not sure how old the actors are but presumably they wanted to present a similar age gap

>>213620510
This was greenscreened? How in the fuck? Have we really fallen this far on special effects?

>Seen Ginny's tits
>They're small
>Seen Hermione's tits
>They're tiny
>Seen Pansy Parkinson's tits
>They're basically non-existent

Wtf is wrong with Bong millennial women

>>213620812
who dat

>>213621176
Nooooo, Luna! What has The Wall done to you?

You are beyond saving, but we can save the new generation. Let's go Kool-Aid Man!

>>213624117
Fleur's are nice but I guess she doesn't count as a bonglander

>>213619529
but you're a fat man who's never appeared on television
get back to us when based biel does the same thing

>>213621176
Holy fuck I laughed hard at this one. Nice play.

>>213619496 (OP)
I'm afraid nothing beats the big titty goth witch with severe mental issues

>>213620696
yes actually

>>213624751
>Takes Daniel Radcliffe's virginity

>>213621655
she's still pretty cute. it's too bad that she's sc*ttish.

>>213624853
true story?

>>213625247
Idk but I hope it's true

>>213624944
An Asian with a Scottish accent sounds very cute

>>213624944
>she's sc*ttish

>>213619639
>She's 37

>>213619808
Wasn't she his first kiss?

I like this one

>>213619496 (OP)
i made the mistake of looking up her nudes
DONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID ANONS

>>213626006
I quite liked them, all the little moles on her body are very attractive to me. Shame she has no ass though.

>>213620510
Daniel had such a handsome face but he was fucked by his height else he'd have a bigger career than Pattinson. I still don't understand how tf he ended up that short .

>>213621176
Thank you for reminding me that I shouldn't find the cutest wife. Rather one that can age gracefully.


Absolutely blackpilling post.

>>213626256
bong genes + bong food

>>213620812
I read a fanfic where Harry does her up froghole

>>213626256
Is he still that short? He was 16 when that movie came out while Pattinson was 19

>>213626422
He claims to be 5'5" so he's 5'2".

>>213621176
Lol anglo folk do age like shit

>>213626422
He's still 5 feet something, which was why a lot of marvel fans wanted him to play wolverine

What kind of man lets himself get cucked by his best friend?

>>213619808
Bitch is the definition of mid
I would've turned her down

>>213626256
Um, read the books?

>>213626972
No you wouldnt have unless youre the leader of the kkk lets be real here

>>213621655
They all look the same to me

>>213625247
Not confirmed but possible
He was still underage too

>>213627214
Aka something i want to be true so i can vicariously live through the horny possibility

>>213627111
Nah I just tend to reject most girls I like the ones with model looks. Come on man she's good for nutting on her but not for a relationship unless you're an everyman

Chat, is this real?

>>213625247
I read somewhere she was constantly flirting with him. Or imagined it

>>213627241
Uh, no, there's videos of them insinuating it during those years and at some point he did say an older woman took his virginity while he was still 17, he just didn't say who. It's obvious she fucked him.

>>213619639
jfc

>>213627148
racist

>>213627315
I bet Tim Burton put her up to it

>>213626301
when I was 20, the richest and possibly smartest guy I know told me you should bang hoes till you're 50 and then look for a hot 40+ divorced woman, preferably cheated on by her ex-husband who lost all hopes for happy ending and be the prince charming for her, and she will be totally devoted to you till death do you part
back then I thought it's bullshit but every day it makes more and more sense

>>213627388
He is a massive cuck isn't he? I think Johnny has probably fucked his wife more than him and that's only counting what they've done on camera.

>>213625247
I choose to believe so

>>213619679
their hats look like breasts

>>213620812
Harry saved Hogwarts every school year, if anything he should be swimming in cunny (Fleur's little sister) and pussy (Hermione, Luna, etc.) with Hogwarts teachers reprimanding him for impregnating too many witches.

>>213627284
>cusp of wall
>wall
>wall
>wall
>approaching cusp
Grim.

>>213626964
>got hottest girl in school despite looking like a gargoyle and your game is not even on gargoyle level
>best friend takes care of your hagmaxxed coal burner of a sister
Ron won the lottery big time

The wall is merciless

>>213627546
Oh fuck a wrinkle welp time to blow the world up its over

>>213621176
>>213627284
Fleur looks unironicaly 55 and she's not even bri'ish, what the fuck is going on

>>213624751
>Death spell, you die the moment it touches you. There's no way to defend it.
See now this is how you know Joanne is full of shit with her magic system.
Tons of anime explores this better: a high risk power should have a high difficulty as well (difficult to pull off well, like it's easy for the target to dodge or shield from).
The stuff that you need to be sniped or flanked with.

>>213620510
Only Robert still looks good

>>213627671
Only good soul there

>>213620812
fucking mouthwatering
you know it's bubblegum pink and grips like crazy even on a pencil

>>213627614
Worse. They're Europeans.

>>213627652
to be fair, it was supposed to be a children's book series, not international phenomenon for Disney adults

>>213621176
What the fuck happens on the British Isles? What do these limey fucks keep turning out like this? I'm a fat ugly American by the way.

>>213627788
I think pedophiles should be lobotomized

>>213627924
Its in their genetics or something. My mother was born in england but moved away as a baby and shes still super ugly in her 50s

>>213628041
How about your dad?

>>213620812
>>213627788
>tfw i spent a huge amount of money to make an AI pc just for this purpose alone
>wife thinks its for some huge VM / AI / project

fml

>>213628073
Totally different race and not from england. Attack me racists im sorry

>>213628141
No need to be sorry we're all losers on 4chan.

>>213628041
here's a secret. The English, Scottish, Welsh, and Irish are ethnic identities.

>>213628138
make sure you share it with us in /ai/ over you know where

>>213628289
>make sure you share it with us in /ai/ over you know where

will do bro. i'm still cooming / learning over the laura prompts that was shared there

>>213628289
>over you know where
man, give fellow gooner a hand

>>213627652
But it does, Barty Jr explicitly says the entire classroom could point their wands at him and say the words and he wouldn’t get so much as a nosebleed. The patronus charm physically exhausts Harry, and the Imperious curse was taxing as well. It must take a shitload of power to cast the killing curse, this Voldemort being able to spam it effortlessly shows he’s a threat

>>213627652
Dumbledore was fighting Voldemort and was blocking his (death?) spells by levitating statues or something iirc

>>213628363
He explained it as you need the intention to kill. The people in the class would not have that. I don't think the implication was it was a particularly taxing spell

>giga manlet gets a nice tall(er) wife
How does he do it?

>>213628640
he's rich

>>213628640
By being a millionaire

>>213627652
>>213628363
>>213628522
It's almost like the magic was inconsistent bullshit she made up as she went and retconned as much as needed.

>>213628640
He was just being himself (which no one did)

>>213626397
Ah, a fan!

>>213619639
>She is the same age as I am
>I look 15 years younger than her
How & why

>>213621655
>Arr rook same

>>213628935
>>She is the same age as I am
>>I look 15 years younger than her
>How & why

>>213619639
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Wall.

>>213628935
>Yes, Clémence Poésy has stated that she smokes, but only occasionally and not regularly. She mentioned in a Tumblr post that she doesn't smoke during the day, but might have a cigarette after a few drinks.
translation: she drinks like a russian officer and smokes like a chimney
>>213628983
it's not that anon looks 15 years younger than he is, but she looks 15 years older than she is

>>213628983
You gotta be smokin mad crack to look like that at 36 that's a 50 year old at a minimum

>>213627924
Unironically is the constant humidity and lack of sun.

>>213619770
She is very, very pretty but she's no succubus, she has the proportions of a 15 year old boy.

>>213626256
Nah Radcliffe is a pretty decent actor but Pattinson is better and also just more handsome.

>>213627284
At least Luna has a banging yoga body that she flaunts on her instagram all the time, what do the rest of them have?

>>213624845
That retarded. Even by 4chud standards

>>213621176
Omg...Cho looks fucking horrible

>>213629210
No tight body can compensate for that awful potato face

>>213629037
Yes, this. I definitely look like I am in my mid 30s. She most certainly does not. Most women I know even in their 40s don't look like they aged like milk in the hot August sun like she has.

>>213629162
>very very pretty
are you serious, I thought the photo was a joke, she looks like a chink alien

Where the fuck is the "No!" copypasta

>>213628983
Brazil has S O V L

>>213619808
>Harry gulped as the scent of fried dog wafted down the corridor. "Not now!" He moaned. "Mhrry, whas wrng?" Hermione asked around a mouthful of cock. Harry withdrew his member from her lips with a soft popping sound but it was too late. "Hally, what are doing?" gibbered Cho Change, her bound feet clattering on the flagstones in wooden sandals.

>>213629983
Hermione doesn't like Harry like that =/

>>213630158
>>first year at Hogwarts
>>witness that mudblood Hermione slapping my fellow Slytherin house member Draco
>>assemble my friends and tell them my plan of revenge
>somehourslater.scroll
>>we stretch our legs in pursuit of Hermione
>>Hermione gets among her fellow house members outside
>>we're hiding in the distance behind some bushes so they can't see us
>itstimetostrike.mp3
>>drop out pants and with loud grunts we give birth to massive poops
>>we've been saving our poops for days
>>we complements eachother's poops before I aim my wand on mine
>>'TELEPORTUS'
>>we watch with glee as Hermione's face changes
>>she drops her pants as fast as lightning and crouches
>>her friends doesn't bat an eye as it's still practiced to defecate & evaporate
>>she's certainly pushing hard to get it out
>>just as Hermione let it go we teleport in another poop
>>we hear Hermione grunting loudly
>>her friends starts paying attention to her
>>she's clearly struggling as she's not used to pass poops of this magnitude and frequency
>>'TELEPORTUS!'
>>Hermione drops on all four with sweat forming on her forehead
>>we teleport the poops with such rapidness giving her no time to gather her thoughts
>>her friends' faces are mixed with confusion and disgust
>>we laugh as our revenge is done
>>Snape catches us
>ohshit.portrait
>1/2

>>213630206
>he looks over at Hermione, her violated asshole next to a pile of excrement
>he drops his pants and shits
>he then casts engorgeo on it
>now it's easily twice as big as ours, both in girth and length
>a quick glance and you could have mistaken it for a basilisk
>he looks at us and tells us to watch this closely
>he takes out his wand
>'TELEPORTUS!'
>Hermione stiffens up
>her stomach actually bulges to even manage to store this inhumane poop
>actually felt sorry for her for a moment
>we watch as Hermione builds up strength to begin to pass this colossus
>pretty much everyone has left her by this point
>Hermione's legs and arms are trembling beneath her
>she's definitely having the struggle of a lifetime
>with each loud groan we see the crap move out an inch
>it doesn't even break off
>'I should cut back on the fiber' Snape says
>several intense minutes later it appears as if it's levitating out of Hermione's stretched anus
>it's that solid
>Hermione's shaking immensely now
>with a last push it falls to the ground
>so does Hermione out of exhaustion
>'my job here is done' Snape says before stretching his legs to his hut
>we can't help but stare at Hermione's ravaged arse
>moments later we hear Dumbledore shout '500 points to Gryffindor' from a nearby window
2/2

>>213630206
>drop out pants and with loud grunts we give birth to massive poops
>we've been saving our poops for days
>we complements eachother's poops before I aim my wand on mine
>'TELEPORTUS'

>>213620829
Charlie Chan

>>213619639
Sorry still would.

Leung means yellow lmao

>>213630158
And that’s why Rowling is a hack

>>213619808
Hard to go school shooter in an environment where everybody else is just as armed as you and the teachers are all highly adept at combat

>>213624751
She's actually one of the few cases of aging gracefully.

>>213630734
>The only way to stop a bad wizard with the killing curse is a good wizard with the killing curse
Rowling was based all along?

>>213628363
>The patronus charm physically exhausts Harry

Dumblechud should force him to get on roids rather than take occlumency lessons

>>213630801
all rich liberals are deep down republicans