Thread 213620013

>Ruins film as a medium
>Doesn't apologize

>>213620013 (OP)
Mike Stoklasa should be anally sodimized to death with a red-hot iron for ruining Star Wars.

FPBP
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>>213620013 (OP)
He is so void of life. He lost all his enthusiasm for everything. He lost the twinkle in his eye. He lost his snarky humour. He lost his mean spiritedness. He lost his ability to care about film and critique it in a thoughtful and humorous way. I think everyone still watching RLM is in the mindset where they think they’re watching 2015 Mike but they haven’t realized they’re watching a soulless husk of a man.

>>213620013 (OP)
He became awful when he became a anti-White Woke Leftist Nepo-Baby shill.

>>213620013 (OP)
His silence on being raped by Lucas is deafening

>>213620013 (OP)
You give too much credit to this fat polack and his gay butler

>>213620013 (OP)
>>213620045
>>213620107
>>213620242
>>213620268
Watch the Plinkett reviews.

meds

>>213620302
apologize mike

>>213620242
His obvious anti-white self whipping is so cringe. How he routinely refers to “white people” in a disparaging way. Jesse is a full on wacko feminist liberal and she’s changed him. She’s neutered him and turned him into something he’s not.

am I allowed to say that the loser spamming these Phantom Menace threads isn't funny?

>>213620107
This but unironically. I miss Mike that would shit on shit-worthy stuff or have a unique if dumb interpretation or disagree with Jay just to troll, now he’s literally Read User Reviews guy in every single video

>>213620396
no

>>213620013 (OP)
He doesnt like films he likes generic low iq entertainment that is made for children, teens and retards. None of them have the first clue about anything outside typical Hollywood slop and sit around talking about it like they are refined conniosseurs of high art, when in reality they are pretentious deluded faggots who would be talking about this shit in bars with no one listening if Mike didnt hit the faggot lottery e begging to idiots just like them on social media.

>>213620373
Are they confirmed still together? Weird she would nerf him, the two were usually the raunchiest

>Miiike Stoklasa raped our chiiildhood
>Stoklasa raped our chiiildhood
>Stoklasa raped our chiiildhood
https://youtu.be/wzDIClx-_pY?si=B-HtpeoONUBFIX6N

He got blacklisted hard on Hollywood along with his faggot sidekick and the fat dude with the retarded laugh. He already got punished hard enough.

>>213620396
It's not meant ti be funny, Mike. You and your friends genuinely fucked Hollywood for decades by perpetuating the Phantom Menace lies.

>>213620570
His punishment isn't over. Now God has decided RLM have to watch in horror as the world slowly realizes the spell that culture put them under.

>>213620666
666 confirms true...

>>213620013 (OP)
Who's crying now, Mike?

They’ve actually gone too far this time. Yes I’m an autist. But their dishonestly, their blatant lying, it’s made my blood boil. I genuinely hate them after this. How dare you stare at me and lie. I know where their studio is. It would be like a 5 hour drive but it would be worth it just to see Mikes lying little face crumpled and ruined after I fucking beat it to a pulp with a baseball bat, fucking begging on his knees pissing himself and admitting that the sequels were a fucking disaster, JJ sucks, that he was fucking wrong and the whole endeavor has been a soulless hollow piece of shit worse than the prequels. That’s what I want. The little “I’m an apathetic alcoholic!” act to just fade away under threat of death, under my wrath, and for him to finally be fucking honest for once in his tiny pathetic life. Tears in his eyes as he realizes this is what it came to to admit his pathetic online legacy was a farce. I’d fucking beat the fuck out of him for everything he did. I'm literally in tears writing this the thought is so cathartic. I'd just pummel and pummel screaming at him for what he did, for keeping up the fucking lie. Bloodied and broken he’d admit it, he’d admit the prequels were good, he fucking would. I’d lay down in the exhaustion, emotionally drained, we would cry and embrace. The wound would be healed. But he would have to be harmed to the point of destruction first. And I'd fuck up Jay merely for his smug pseudo intellectual manner, his boring insistence on obscure horror shit nobody cares about. I’d wail about how he isn’t interesting, insightful or clever as I smashed his fucking ribs with a hammer, how wrong he had got life, how desperately wrong he has perceived it all in his nihilistic little box. Rich would get possibly the most honest beating, the beating of a man who simply needs to be beaten.

>>213620045
He’s got gremlin arms

>>213620747
You are with him, Stuckinawashingmachinn

>>213620107
This was unironically the end
https://youtu.be/bf2tBFfMLMk?si=OhZR6eCUbMftjslS

>>213620753
Would say copypasta, but I hope anons just screencap. This is too real to be a joke. I agree, though.

>>213620107
>He lost his mean spiritedness
We can fix that by tricking him into coke addiction.

OP 2004

https://web.archive.org/web/20040803135727/http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_i_the_phantom_menace/

>>213620500
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>thinks he can make a film
>creates an "ironically bad" piece of shit
I don't understand why they do this instead of putting in actual effort and trying

>>213621874
it's pretty obvious, if you try and be earnest and make something authentic without layers of irony and sarcasm you can't just deflect when people say it's terrible

>>213622024
>RLM makes a no budget comedy movie
>it turns out bad
>RLM themselves admit that it turned out bad
>RLM calls it bad every time it's brought up in conversation
>"durrrr RLM deflect anyone calling the movie bad"

Why are you retarded?

>>213622216
Go to bed Mike

>>213621593
LOL

>>213621593
kek. fucking based.

>>213622255
bah bah baaah

>>213622790
Ask yourself this
Why did they make a no budget comedy instead of an in-depth, high budget drama? Once you answer that, your eyes will open

>>213621593
Interesting

>>213621593
Ah, so it was always shit, even pre-rlm.
Got it.

>>213622867
>tfw this is the most widely spread RLM meme

>>213620013 (OP)
Gen X Idubbbz
learned empathy at age 52

>>213623703
but his femme fatale was Jay Baumann

>>213622806
>in-depth, high budget drama
they could film that in milwalkee.

Weird, that's not Quentin Tarantino

>>213620880
It is definitely pasta. Search in the archive, it's been posted almost 300 times

Jay owes me sex.
Mike owes me 2 grand since he never delivered Jay to my apartment.

Imagine being Mike. Completely soulless, drenched with sorrow and smite. Always wondering when he will be rid of this terrible damp, the damp which has weighed down his heart like a waterlogged mattress.

Imagine being so jaded, so disgusted with yourself, that drinking 5 beers before filming any RLM series is the only thing which will make you feel half the man you think you are.

'Hahaha, yes that is funny' Mike says, under the intoxication of alcohol. Acting as if it is his natural demeanor.

His pseudo-smiles grinding together like an un-oiled cog, counting every second it takes to get through another episode of BoTW.

>>213621593
counter-point, 1999 (still up):
https://friesian.com/starwars.htm

JJ Abrams should be directing Star Wars

>>213620747
Me, trailer for his piece of shit movie looks so bad it actually drove to me tears.

>>213620753
this is the shit I go to this board to see.

They are NEVER going to review the Batman

>>213620013 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mArj6WvqzE&t=57s

RLM is but one amongst an industrial media complex of Youtube hacks. These people are cinematically illiterate and only operate within the frame of the past 40 years of summer blockbusters.

If you see Rich Evans tell my dad I said hi.

>>213626745
I genuinely can't believe how many of their reviews are just FOTM horror-movie slop that teenagers go to so they can get handjobs.

>>213628506
When you are making a bad movie you are willfully unaware, is this take good? Did I said the line correctly?

You don't care do your untalented best and get to 70 minutes

>>213620013 (OP)
>Ruins film as a medium
Fucking how?

>>213628598
By remembering people how it looks

Watch razorback or anything with style

>>213621874
I like RLM but I hate Jay's defeatist "making movies is not worth it" discourse. How can he claim to have love for the medium but is always babbling about how terrible and miserable the movie making experience is. Like bro no shit creating something of value takes time, effort and commitment, who would've thought.
>inb4 you'll understand it when you're older
I'm 36.

>>213622968
pretty sure this one is

>>213620013 (OP)
Mike has become extremely paranoid in recent months due to a prostitute stealing $5,000 from his bedroom safe. He thinks he fell asleep because the hooker poisoned him with fentanyl, and he's been wearing gloves and masks everywhere, generally acting like someone who's losing it.

>>213620013 (OP)
>chris stuckman makes a competent film

>>213620013 (OP)
It was really weird in the weapons video when he mentioned that being her back went too far for him. It really didn’t do anything that wild. Is he becoming an uptight little bitch?

>>213629279
Overwritten

>>213629342
bring her back*

George won.
Mike a fat, disgusting talentless parasite that couldn't come up with anything worthwhile himself, so he and his asshole friends pretended to be critics and suck off the success of their betters.
The Plinkett Reviews are just a bunch of pointless nitpicks and lies using the veil of shit "comedy" to trick braindead retards into thinking that they know what they're talking about. Mike and his lackeys are genuine scum.

>>213620013 (OP)
>likes STP S3
>calls SNW "stage 2 cancer" after one episode

>guy eviscerates your baby space movies
>prequel-trannies still fuming over it 15 years later

>>213629097
Is this the episode where they review Downfall?

>>213630690
Talking in a stupid voice does not make a good film critic.