Thread 213620185

Gowtuvix edition

Previously on /trek/ >>213600873

star trek sex with shran

>>213620185 (OP)
Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.

>>213620185 (OP)
this image is undeniable proof that Tuvix had to die

>>213620185 (OP)
Sometimes abominations have to be put down, this is one of those times, gowron would approve

>>213620185 (OP)
It could use some work, but I appreciate the attempt
>>213620333
Kek, trips of truth

much of the land around me is on fire, with highways being shut down and evacuations imminent

what are some kino disaster episodes

>>213620446
TNG: Disaster

>>213620446
TNG: Lessons

>>213620229
Based

If you have a holodeck, what simulation would you run?

>>213620785
>>213620229

>>213620785
Three Musketeers

>>213620785
24/7 hardcore porn

>>213620785
GTA VI

>>213620446
TNG: Much of the land around me is on fire

>>213620785
Personal IMAX with Christopher Nolan’s entire catalogue.

>I just spoke with the Captain
>I can see that. You have what looks like a cumstain on your uniform

Do we still have to theme every reac pic?

>>213621936
Threadly reminder that Data and Geordi could sense when every women was ovulating and menstruating

>>213622085
Could Geordie also tell whether or not a lady was shaved or au naturale?

>>213622085
And yet neither they nor the doctor nor the resident empath nor the transporter could tell Soong’s sexbot from the real thing. He was just that good

>>213622551
I like that the TNG one has spoilers.

>>213622551
gosh bros I really hate Dax/Trill episodes. the only one i think i ever actually enjoyed was the Dr. Crusher one

>>213622551
all kino except for dax

>>213620185 (OP)
No. This makes me want to revoke your command due to medical incompetency.

>>213622644
The Crusher one left me hating Riker for a hot minute. How could you cuck your own boss and friend like that?? You’re his Numbah Wan and you still fuck his girl?

>>213622747
im gonna rewatch it right now i think. the most i remember from it is Dr. Crusher's "no way fag" once the slug switched hosts

>>213622880
Frakes actually does a decent acting job as the ambassador+worm if I remember correctly. It’s a good ep

He killed billions...

>>213623158
The Husnocks were worse than the niggers of the Star Trek universe (Kazon). They were, may Allah forgive me, the jeets.
>GOOD MORNING SIRS WE FINNA BE THE HUSNOCK WE FINNA RAPE YOUR PLANET FOR BOBS VAGENE K THNK YOU SIRS

>>213622910
>>213622747
kek I just got to the scene where Odan is like
>Man that doctor of yours is a hell of a woman if you know what i mean. think she'd ditch Starfleet? haha just kiddin don't worry about if Captain haha take it easy
and it just holds on Picard looking triggered as fuck lmao

>>213623158
Somewhere in the galaxy is a nice warp-level civilization homeworld completely abandoned because of that guy. The first race to come across that will have quite a prize to claim.

Memory Alpha told me in DS9 they made Trill have spots instead of forehead shit because they didn't wanna cover Terry Farrell's face

>>213622910
There are only a handful of episodes where Frakes acting was on the level of Stewart/Spiner/Dorn. This one is his best acting. It's like they were all gaslighting him IRL to get that emotion out of him
>Please, let me go home. I miss my wife.
>Johnathan, the accident was five years ago. You live in a studio apartment. It's time to let go.

It's the "Barclay gets addicted to the Voyager holodeck" episode. Pretty cozy.

>>213623480
they basically ripped the design off of The Perfect Mate from TNG

>>213623480
True

>>213623510
I did notice that actually

>>213623480
I heard on here that it's because she was allergic to latex.

>>213623504
The whole pathfinder arc is comfy

>>213623540
that's stupid because there's things you can use for appliances besides latex

>>213623559
Well I did hear it on 4channel

>>213623540
Large if accurate

>>213620785
Kira Nerys's mother AND Kira Nerys.
At the same time.

>>213623552
At first I was like oh no it's Marina Sirtis, but she does a pretty good job as Counselor Troi in this episode. Better than the movies.

>>213623480
they had trill in TNG though with spots

My headcanon is that the uniforms became more and more Black and Gray and less colorful from TOS onward because the timeline became darker and darker.

>>213623758
if anything TNG is less dark tonally

>>213623559
I know this because I extensively watched the show Face Off. Michael Westmore was on it a lot, and it was hosted by his daughter who often wore really terrible looking dresses

>>213623723
Nah, goofy facial prosthetics
>you’d suck my dick but you won’t munch my rug? I’m still the same buttslug. You humans are too weird for me

>>213623723
which episode? was it after ds9 had started?

>>213623781
At first maybe, but that's when their uniforms were still pretty colorful. Then after they shifted the color to the shoulders, they covered it up with gray on DS9. The only remaining color was at the collar and on the Voyager shoulders.

>>213623815
he's thinking of the perfect mate where the spots first showed up on a different alien + insurrection where a trill with the spots did show up on the bridge

>>213623800
Watching that episode last year made me realize fictional women can’t be straight anymore. They’re all bisexual by default.

>>213623817
They just switched to those uniforms for the TNG movies though

this episode is kinda retarded because how are you going to act in the role of a diplomat where you have to have trust while keeping the utterly bizarre nature of your race a total secret? seems like there should have been no issue with explaining it how it works. it's pretty DUMB desu

>>213623915
Weird. I remember the season 1 uniforms having a different color scheme than season 7. They did get rid of the colored striping on the shoulders at least. Still, if you compare just the darkest episodes of TNG to the darkest of TOS (I'm thinking like the Picard torture episode and maybe the episode where Kirk is strapped into the chair in the underground prison?), I think it could be argued TNG is at least more serious than TOS. Anyway DS9 is definitely darker and they have darker uniforms and such. Whatever man. It's headcanon.

>>213624006
>>213622265
The only TNG episodes that you can’t nitpick and find gaping logic flaws are the ones so dreadfully boring they escape your memory as soon as the credits roll.
>>213624017
DS9 is basically Star Trek: Night Mode. Darker storylines, darker costumes, darker sets, darker lighting all around. It’s a show I can’t watch unless the sun is completely gone.

>>213623882
It’s the buttslug. They’re freaky, it’s just how they do

>>213620185 (OP)
I want a t'porthos edition next

>>213624156
Data’s mom was a particularly shit episode and you know it. If it’s Data’s backstory and there’s no Lore or Soong it stinks

>>213624156
the lighting isn't darker, the sets just aren't bright pastels

Avery Brooks, who played Captain Sisko in DS9, will be 77 this year

TUVIX WAS MURDERED

>>213624327
>good for you pinksk..er Avery

>>213624313
The captain is definitely darker thou

>>213624327
RIP

>>213620785
Just bang hot chicks on the ship so I wouldn't need to waste my time trying bang the real ones.

>>213624410
shran chill out

>>213622698
That's the episode where Bashir creeps along the corridor following jadzia back to her quarters after she tells him to leave her alone at Quark's.

It seems the deranged /trek/ janny is gone for good after the great exodus of the hack, finally I can shitpost in peace

>>213624605
that doesn't make sense because Bashir is gay and obsessed with Garak everyone knows that Ira Steven Behr even told me himself

I would never live this shit down if I was Dukat in this situation.

>>213624641
you would if your were a malignant narcissist with delusions of grandeur like he is. I mean how could you forget moments after this colossal fuckup he's still trying to show off for Kira. Garak calls him out

>>213624631
Maybe they're both bi? Garak was creeping after Ziyal for a while as well.

>>213624906
>Garak was creeping after Ziyal
No he wasn't. also I think you missed the point.

Dukats one mistake was not realizing how hot Cardy ladies are. He was a degenerate alien-chaser. Damar was a hero AND put his own race first.

>>213625075
his let his wife and kid get slaughtered so nah

make it so!

>>213624327
Do you think he will show up in that Starfleet Academy series and start punching everyone?

>>213625392
That would be the only thing that would get me to watch it. Imagine the kino of an angry old creole man double axe hand chopping degenerates left and right while screaming for JAKE-O

>>213620185 (OP)
Pretty sure if you throw him in the transporter with B'Elanna then the genetics will lap themselves and Quark will come out the other end.

>>213624222
>"Hello Central Casting ... yes, I'd like to order a bunch of well ... how do I put this ... bottom of the barrel freaks I guess is the only way I can describe it."

>"No problem sir, I know EXACTLY what you mean, they'll be right over".

>>213625627
considering that the deciding factor was just getting beamed up with that gene splicing tulip, you'd think that they could keep combining the entire crew until finally you finally had an ubermensch by the end

>>213625714
kinda kino they got to come back for all good things

>>213623586
Terri seeing her technobabble cue card for the first time ... or the twentieth time ... it still blows her tiny brain because she obviously doesn't have the remotest inkling of what any of it could even mean.

>>213625714
>rabblerabblerabble
I love them. Every freakishly deformed last one

>>213625759
Well let's face it, what else were they doing? Like how many of them were having scheduling conflicts with their leading man roles in action films?

>>213611790
I can feel the (you) in my faith of the heart!

>>213625819
Man Chuck really went off the deep end after that on-the-stand crash out huh?

>She'll never change ... couldn't keep her hands off the weapons console ... but not our Janey ... not our precious Janey ... and she gets to be Captain?! What a SICK JOKE!!

>>213625994
I swear the little freaky midget chick in that photo is one of Qs crowd but I can’t find a proper screenshot. I’ll have to watch it again

>>213612441
Oh yeah... that's the stuff.

>>213622016
Yes, or else the bitter, petty, seething oldtrek grandpas will try to get you banned for "posting images without discussion".

>>213626273
good

>>213626273
Freighter. Fuck your stupid pickle trek btw

>>213626228
>>213626273
>cartroon is an ai slop goona
haha

>>213620185 (OP)
Why didn't they keep more of those tuvix flowers to bring home with them? They could have fused so many redshirts who would be more competent and one less mouth to feed. Wasn't survival and resoure managament supposed to be a concern for Voyager? And whose to say that there wouldn't be people in the alpha quadrant who would want to become one with their lover or something?

>>213623158
good
>>213623456
if anyone can read their language, and can crack their encryption

>>213625994
I AM NOT CRAZY!! I am not crazy ... I know she modified the computer memory, it was sector 2162--one after Federation Charter! I just couldn't prove it, she covered her tracks, she got that idiot Harry Kim to lie for her ... you think this is something, you think this is bad ... this, this chicanery? ... the Borg, are you telling me Arturis' entire species just HAPPENED to get assimilated? No! She orchestrated it! Janeway! ...

The best part of the TOS Roddenberry Trek future is going to be when everyone on the multicultural starship bridge is still making fun of the Indian guy for being a member of the last race on Earth to learn how to shit into a toilet - 300 years later.

While the Scottish guy is still drinking whiskey, the Russian guy is still talking about nuclear wessels, and the Azn is swordfighting while being gay or whatever. There's no living down your poo origins, even in a infinite star-spanning future.

>>213623591
Fuckin' A

>>213626648
Kahn is canonically Indian as played by a beaner thobeit and he’s a pretty cool guy

>>213625392
>>213625541
You're acting like he wasn't already approached for Star Trek: Sisko and didn't just whoop the ass of the moneymen at his door.
>And don't come around here with your whoring money ever again! Do something useful with your lives!

>>213626679
>Kahn
>Indian

For the uninitiated the person screaming about nutrek and calling people trans itt is literally a trans person and they are literally the one posting nutrek cartoons and shit it’s bf. All the poop is bf. She got really fat and obsessed with poop or something I couldn’t possibly explain because I never want to understand I just want you to know enough to feel my pain

THE GREAT DS9 WATCHALONG CONTINUES TONIGHT!

Tonight's episode: Dax

(Fuck, that episode SUCKS but it should be fun for shitposting anyway. Credit to the other anon last thread for making this image)

>>213626782
You're completely retarded and a total newfag or else you'd know that it's literally IMPOSSIBLE for BF to make on topic posts, even if those posts are flaming nu trek posters.

BF only posts about retarded anime or completely unrelated shit like Nick Mullen.
You are a newfag or the schizo that is always off his meds ranting gibberish.

>>213626679
>>213626742
Khan = Muslim Indian name
Singh = Sikh Indian name
What did they mean by this

>>213626742
>One of the life units is then activated, and Kirk asks McGivers if this could be the leader; the lieutenant does not reply immediately, seemingly smitten with the appearance of the man, but eventually answers that it's likely, as the leader would be awakened first to determine if circumstances warranted the reviving of the others. She also speculates that the man could be Sikh, from the northern region of India, noting that they were the most fantastic warriors. Scott then reports that there are 84 people held in suspended animation, all of varied ethnic origins.
What do you think he is?

>>213626782
do not speak about beefers (pbuh) that way

>>213626843
You’re missing the point completely Judy is ai shitposting

>>213626850
The same thing they meant when they gave a Japanese guy a Filipino name,

>>213626843
I don’t rant gibberish I’m literally a genius and you should write down everything I say so you don’t forget

...Yeah like I said
>or the schizo that is always odd his meds ranting gibberish

>>213626878
Shut up bitch

>>213626926
A schizo in a /trek/ thread? That’s unpossible

>>213626926
You should ask me to put my trip on. Your posts complaining about my posts shit the thread up squared dumbass. Maybe just be a whiney bitch in your head like usual

>>213626963
We've mainly got two. We've got the geezerschizo and then the guy that just rants complete nonsense (this guy).

It’s afraid

>>213626982
I think you underestimate the number of weirdos here buddy

>>213627022
There are other weirdos. There are the guys from the geezerschizo's toontroon discord, the mod that enables their shitposting, the creepy Neelix guy, various tripfags, etc.

But those two are the only ones I would say are full on schizos.

>>213626850
Khan is a Mongolian name

ensign ro sexo

>>213627052
Well yes it's a title of Mongolian origin but as surnames go it's mostly subcontinent desis who do it.

>>213627046
I’m literally not schizophrenic I talk to a therapist and am honest and they want the military to kill people itt too hahahahahaha

I started watching Lower Decks last week
I finished season 1 and am on to season 2
Please tell me the dialogue gets less grating at some point, even 1% better would be amazing. Because holy fuck it’s not good.

Im 6 whiskey drinks deep brb gonna get high on edibles and drink more. Good Geordi episode excited for Sisko

>>213627046
You should be realizing how compromised the environment is right now. It’s either that or be desensitized and become a weirdo. You’re in bad company. The rest of the world does not share a moral standard

>>213627081
>mostly
Every Khan I’ve ever met or heard about was a South Asian Muslim. 100%. You don’t need to hedge your bets.

>>213627089
It gets worse and they start using zoomer slang.

>>213627089
There must be something about Lower Decks you like, since you're still watching. Maybe some examples of dialog you consider "grating" would allow us to answer your question.

>>213627081
It’s historically an honorific if I’m not mistaken, which would fit with Singh being ruler of half of Asia during the eugenics wars. I think it’s pretty safe to say he’s Indian of some variety (most famously played by a beaner) even if it’s not explicit in the cannon

>>213627115
Is not a standard but a consequence of the action effect principle, shit happens we know about it

The only way to do it as shut in neet is fellow conspiratory

what were they thinking?
Just cast a real old man actor.

>>213627144
It’s clearly written by people who know and are fans of Star Trek and satisfies my desire for TNG-era Trek content. Dialogue aside, I like it enough that I’ll watch the entire series.

>>213627245
He has to get young at the end though

>>213627268
It's written for people who are fans of Rick and Morty and Family Guy.

>>213627245
based omega boomer

>>213626679
I wish they'd try and find another chad mexicano instead of going for a loo pooer. I bet that guy they got for andor could pull it off if they wanted to use a topical actor, diego luna I think

Who is the greatest master of technobabble in trek?

>>213627369
Montalban killed it. I don’t really care what flavour of poo it is, if it can act I’ll take it. This guy on the other hand ..

>>213627369
Benedict Cumberbatch

>>213627268
Glad to hear it! Hope you enjoy it! Tendi is excited for you!

>>213627245
looks better than the makeup they're doing today

>>213627483
That’s not a real name. You just made that up.

>>213627486
Tendi is trans and so will be you!

>>213627440
Levar

>>213627440
The best actor at saying it, you mean?

That's a tough one.
Everybody sucks at technobabble. Jeri Ryan I seem to remember being pretty natural with it but I can't think of anyone else.

Worst of all time is undoubtedly Terry Farrell

>>213627458
>if it can act
Therein lies your problem. Shit, I'd settle for bobby lee if they could bulk up his doughy ass
>>213627483
nOOO

Everytime Picard interacts romantically with redhead woman, I feel a kinship with Picard. Because I also am in love with a particular Red haired woman.

That episode where was playing music with the Indie Dreamcore Redhead was something else.

>>213627440
O'Brien IMO

DS9 Watchbros ww@?

>>213627516
why do you keep saying this esl-ism, it doesn't make sense grammatically

>>213627440
Seconding Geordi, he made technobabble cool for me. Was probably the most disappointing thing going into ToS after TNG was the lack of that stuff for the most part. "I'm giving it all I've got captain" is all we get there...

Good Geordi episode

>>213620785
>Computer, generate a circa 2020s computer colloquially known as a battlestation
>Make a replica of a period appropriate image board to be displayed on one monitor
>And edited pornography in the genre of cringe goon splitscreen porn to be played on the second monitor
>On the third run monitor create a model of /trek/ discord server
>Generate a white trans male to female mentally ill room mate dressed in female Japanese maid clothing from the time
>Disengage safeties and run program

>>213627773
I dont know what discord is and dont care

>>213627668
I'm here, brotherman

>>213627115
You literally have no idea what I said and you did not say anything

Bashir is a fucking INDIAN

Early Bashir is jeet coded.

Bashir:
>i want puuuussy gimme puuuuussy
Everyone else:
>at least there arent billiions like him anymore

>>213627912
see >>213626926
>>213627939
he's literally bongish
his dad sounds like a kiwi

His name is His Royal Highness 'Alexander' Siddig el-Tahir el-Fadil el-Siddig Abdurrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim el-Mahdi and you will address him as such, knaves. He has a thousand Cardassian concubines (male) in his Massachusetts palace.

>>213628003
Test

>>213628080
I live in Massachussetts and hope youre right, there are many faggots here including Xi Jinpings daughter

Imagine if Dax got successfully kidnapped and this was the last time we ever saw her and all the terrible episodes about her and Trill and hours of the audience's lives wasted watching them were instead given to actually interesting and good characters such as, pretty much anyone else on the entire show? If only.

>>213627826
Place that trannies and gooners use to chat. The old /trek/ discord was full of mentally ill trannies getting paranoid and mad at each other all the time.

>>213627598
Is your red haired woman also a ditzy single mother who only has a job because someone in authority wanted to fuck her at some point? Bonus points if the authority figure is also responsible for widowing her

>>213627979
tbf it’d be fucked up if you lived a whole other persons life

>>213628184
Drama

>>213628225
You didn’t answer the question

>>213628150
Really? I guess because it's close to New York? That could make for a good episode, actually. The gang has to host a foreign dictator's spoilt daughter, and maybe she gets a taste of Federation life? DS9 or TNG, either is fine.

>>213628260
Tense stare

>>213628282
I see what you’re doing. Freighter.

When I think about it....did Sisko having an "old friend" ever even pay off in any way? It literally NEVER worked for me and actually just became more absurd the more they tried to force it. But they never really gave up on it until extremely late into the show.

>>213628334
For me it was Farrell trying to play as an old dude who hung out with Klingons in a young chick’s body. She gets shit on, and rightly so, but that’s a tough bit even for someone who can act

>>213628381
Even if there was a different character and totally appropriate actor, Sisko is not the kind of person I see as having a "mentor" there's just something that doesn't really fit about it

>>213628184
no, she is Goddess Sophia Barbelo.

dink ya watuh douglath

>>213628416
I think that if they had the right guy and he and Avery had some chemistry it could’ve been possible. Trying to portray that through Farrell failed, obviously, but it was always a bit of a bridge too far imo, you’re right

Jadzia sucks ezri is based

>>213628334
Farrel just sucked at it

>>213628568
I hate Ezri for ruining season 7 desu

those episodes could've been used for so many better things

>>213628275
Shes really into white boys at the middle east in cambridge from what ive seen. She lives by the Royal Sonesta in one of the highrises. I think shes going to grad school now, yes living in boston is better than living in beijing.

>>213628663
Yeah ezri fucking worf sucked but ezri in a tutu serving drinks in fontaines 11 was hot

>>213628275
Would Ent be ok?

just kill all Trill. nuke the planet and we don't have to care about any of this BORING shit

The retards in wounded warrior project unfortunately lost in iraq and afghanistan but they have the worlds best benefits except the va

>>213628774
Ok ai watched to much gene rodenberry interviews and now wants to end earthling on earthling discrimination

Hal 9000 helmets

GUL DUKAT WAS FUCKING RIGHT

I'm surprised the Trill don't have hosts willing to live out their entire lives in jail cells waiting to be joined with a symbiont who committed crimes. it's just as retarded as anything else having to do with this species.

>>213628897
>the parasite carries memories from past hosts
>ok, sure I can buy that
>it can also manifest their spirits and let them possess other people
>huh?

i can only think of this judge lady as the social worker from Mrs Doubtfire

>>213628972
DS9 went a little off the rails at the end, ok? Don’t worry about it

>>213627516
Have you seen how the Orion men react to her? She's about as far from trans as one can get. 100% Orion female.

>>213628982
Robin Williams was based
https://youtu.be/2bttZmCyvmI?si=ndusz6h0qtGA8rHf

Is this the same actress that was Data's mom?

>>213629131
You are out of order

>>213627979
Picard gave consent in the fine print in his Starfleet contract.

the only time Terry Farrell is halfway decent as an actress in DS9 is when she's just doing like idle girltalk stuff with Kira that could be in any non-sci fi show

She really was much better suited to something like Becker

>>213629211
she wasn't too bad in the Hellraiser she starred in. she really was just in a terrible role for her in DS9

I just realized that they never really wrote science stuff for Dax to do either. she's the least sciencey science officer in all of trek maybe. T'Pol didn't have a science officer vibe either imo but at least you could argue she had a command vibe. Dax has nothing.

>>213629278
Yeah, if you compare her performance to Jeri Ryan as Seven or something she just gets utterly blown the fuck out

So is the secret to having a good Star Trek show casting a dramatic, Shakespearean actor as the lead? Why did they stop doing that?

>>213629394
It's

-Episodic
-Cozy Sets
-Acting the Star Trek Ideal rather than the current times.

>>213629434
Also there needs to be a military formality with the crew, especially from the captain and ALWAYS on the bridge.

This is one of Nu Trek's major failing points, being all jocular on the bridge like they're just a rag-tag group

This is a GOOD fucking episode of VOY, episodic, worth watching.

The use of language is great, must've been written by a linguist or with their help or something.

>>213629495
But the Cerritos is literally one of the least important ships in Starfleet. They also explained why they don't stick to military rigidity in episode 103, "Temporal Edict".

>>213629549
He said "the secret to good Star Trek"

not "the secret to derivative Pickle Trek parody only enjoyed by toontroons who jerk off to CalArts R34s"

I wish I had access to T'Pol's laundry

How much longer is he going to push this mediocre cartoon show that only had 50 episodes?

>>213629549
also toontroon, that shouldn't matter. They're all still Starfleet officers, some command level.

Do you think Picard wasn't serious when he was on the Stargazer or something?
Janeway worked a good portion of her career on small, mostly irrelevant science vessels.
But yeah sure, they should both be written like the author is Joss Whedon I guess

>>213629515
What was the explanation for why the universal translator didn't make their twee pidgin halfway tolerable?

>>213629663
why would it? Their way of speaking is understandable, it's just dialect

>>213629583
For as long as he's discord buddies with the mod probably.

>>213629583
How long are you going to push the silly kids' series that was almost cancelled after 56 episodes, then gave us "Spock's Brain" when renewed?
>>213629616
Are you taking the explanation in episode 103, "Temporal Edict", into account, or did you make no effort whatsoever?

>>213629096
>S1 designs for odo and quark
kinographic

>>213629549
I don't care what reason they made up, whatever it was made the series cringey and unwatchable

>>213629278
They give all the science plots to bashir. Like when he's off giving talks at conferences.

>>213629782
there's an episode coming up soon (I think) where she just steals an obelisk off of an alien archeological site without a second thought. a Starfleet science officer would fucking never. and yet, she did lmao

>>213629883
It belongs in a museum.

you in VIET FUCKIN NAM now Chakotay

I don't understand the jadzia hate. Yeah her episodes were lacking, but that's more a writing issue. I never got the 'bad at acting' vibes, or at the very least it didn't worse than anyone else's. She's also tall and would be able grind my pelvis into dust with those hips, so maybe I'm biased. I do feel that way towards ezri though, her acting was noticably clunky to me, and she just seems incredibly generic and forgettable outside of that outfit at vic's. At least she got the kino gun episode, even if it was schlocky.

>>213629673
But it's obnoxious. It makes me want to join sides with their enemy.

>>213629918
>I dont understand the hate when i ignore the valid reasons people dislike her
you don't say

>>213629764
>i will make no effort and my mind's already made up
It gives me a headache to try to think down to your level.

>>213630057
It's a show for children and you're a child

>>213627599
I'm still waiting...

>>213629982
Will the enemy provide 13 year old bunkmates?

>>213629495
>Also there needs to be a military formality with the crew, especially from the captain and ALWAYS on the bridge

>>213630134
He's not wrong

>>213630134
Exceptions prove the rule, retard.

>>213630229
>>213630134
You're conflating the single incidence of the bridge crews having a single giggle with the crew of the Cerritos acting unprofessionally in every episode. No one is falling for it.

You can laugh with your comrades and maintain military formality, you fool, but everyone should be all business on the bridge when you're on mission.
Having a laugh to defuse a tense moment is different than everyone talking like this
>Uhm... yeah, so that just happened!
You clearly know nothing about being professional. Not surprised being that you're obsessed with Pickle Trek.

>>213630229
Ah yes, Captain Picard is famous for his warmth and close personal relationships with the average crew member. You're definitely not being willfully dishonest to serve your bad-faith argument to defend your cartoon! Nope, definitely not.

>>213630079
TOS was a show for children. That's why "Miri", "Plato's Stepchildren", "The Empath", and "Whom Gods Destroy" were banned at different times—because they were deemed too scary for kids. Also, Lower Decks is TV-14, and TOS is TV-PG, so no, Lower Decks isn't a kids' show. People who live in glass houses should wait until nightfall to use the restroom.

>>213630345
No.

>TOS is a kids show
lol
Yeah, CBS was famous for its TV-M content in 1966 you fucking absolute retard (not that the rating system you're using even existed back then)

>>213630130
kys pedo

informal and/or frivolous moments are permitted on the bridge, when appropriate. but they cannot be the norm.

>>213630265
But you've never even seen the show; you refuse to watch it. How can you claim to have any knowledge of what the crew does "every episode"?

>>213630420
>>>/co/

>>213629515
Aren't these aliens literally Nausicaans? Did they just reuse the makeup/prosthetics?

>>213630351
Good answer. Great discussion.
>>213630368
The banned episodes prove my point that it was a kids' show—there would have been no reason to ban them if the show was for adults.

>>213630420
I know it's written by the Rick and Morty guy. That's enough of a reason.

>>213629918
I didn't mind her, but she's definitely the weakest cast member. They didn't do nearly enough to convince the audience that she was Sisko's best friend over Kira.

>>213630130
See this is the point when I hope the guy from Montana or whatever would want to shoot you as well. And then an esl calls me a schizo on an American forum. I would like to shoot you. You are a dog. A grotesque vile and hideous thing fit clearly for the continuation of hells increasing ugliness

>>213630457
>Good answer. Great discussion.
It's not good to humor the mentally ill.

>>213630430
Not an answer. I accept your concession.

>>213630379
And you sir, may have saved a man’s life tonight. An actual hero in a new strange and dangerous world who’s archiatechts

>>213630464
Not a reason. I accept your concession, too.

>>213630526
But that is a reason, a GREAT reason.

>>213630495
If it was possible not to we would but crazy people likes anything

>>213629515
It's like the writer just coped straight from the thesaurus. I love it.

>>213630652
You are literally chinese

this would've been a good ep for tuvok to put chakotay down for good

>>213630689
That would be very Chinese to do and it was Chinese to say that

>>213630689
Just so you know we’re keeping tabs on how Chinese this thread gets down at the Star Trek party with our wingman Shat and the entire adult bio female Star Trek cast

>>213630689
Not super into all this Chinese shit you’re into is all

>>213623800
>you’d suck my dick but you won’t munch my rug? I’m still the same buttslug

>>213630689
I love voyager don’t get me wrong but what are you killing my brother in Christ for? Is it for parts? Like a machine or a bug? I don’t know biology too gud sir I was bad at number my calculator it said the answer was wrong could you please be Chinese for me for a few months for the cost of a calculator hahaha

>>213630689
Beltran was alright in that episode. I get he was being difficult to try to get fired but to his credit, they handed him a humiliating character, particularly after the guy got exposed as a total fraud.

>>213630441
N..no. Not all humanoids have to look hewmon, bigot

>>213630379
>>213630489
What the fuck? I didn't write it, I didn't film it and I didn't agree to act in it.

>>213625714
So that's how Starfleet Academy got made.

>>213630057
>end result is bad
>I do not care what process they used to make something bad
Why are you incapable of basic reasoning?
I also don't like stepping in dogshit, and I similarly am not interested in what the dog ate in order to produce the turd.
You can go on dining on fecal matter and opining about what unique textures and tastes it has, and from what dog anus it was sourced from, I'm good not knowing or caring.

>>213631007
You somehow know it exists

>>213624222
There was a specific casting agency that used to more or less provide freaks to Hollywood.

They also provided all the weirdos with body modifications for the Blade and Underworld movies, etc.
When I was living in California, I had a roommate with like a really long black beard and he was one of said freaks.

>>213630345
Your own post proves you wrong. TOS was a family-oriented show aimed at both kids and parents alike (TV-PG). Lower Drek is aimed at kids (TV-14) and manchildren who never grew up.
>"Lower Decks isn't a kids' show"
>TV-14
>"14 year olds aren't kids"
KYS pedo.

XD

>>213631280
The image is fro a Star Trek voyager episode where he saves some kid and they have to survive in a war against trans people or some shit what’s creepy is the creepiness. The image itself isn’t what’s creeping you out. It’s him. A malignant demon person. An actual evil guy. We used to shoot em!

>>213631280
And you didn't? You were aware of the fucked up language that chakotay's comrades were speaking but not aware that his comrades were encouraging chakotay to nap next to a middle schooler?

>>213631367
That's crazy

>gibberish schizo ban evading again
KWAB

>>213631349
>going to the dentist

>>213631295
Based
>rabblerabblerabble

>>213631349
>tfw he's long enough to poke the slug

>>213630919
He put in the effort when the script gave him something to really work with, which was rare but it did happen.

>>213631476
Nice

>>213631367
He didn't save the kid, she was the cook or something at the camp where he was captured and brainwashed. Part of the brainwashing was bonding with his captors. Maybe you should be aiming your imaginary rifle at whoever kept putting chomo shit into Star Trek.

>>213631409
I mean the pedo poster not the actor
>>213631427
You are so wrong about life dude. I got a couple warnings. They last like fifteen minutes. I’m a regular patron. Now run along and fetch us some trek news

>>213631514
I don't really care as long as you stay marginally on topic and don't start ranting about pedos or the Chinese again.

Anyway, what's your favorite Trek episode, schizo-kun? I'm curious what someone like you would like.

>>213631476
Only Morn could

>>213631508
You’re not a politician. The only person that is ever going to go out and effect the world in a different way because of something you said to them here is me and I’m going to effect your fucking skull in a different way retard

>>213631367
>>213631394
Kys pedo was reading less into this

>>213631533
I like the ones that are better and I do not like the ones that worse. I assure you I am quite lucid

>>213631557
Can your mobility scooter navigate hills? My driveway is pretty steep.

>>213631602
>not even pretending to be here to talk about Star Trek
Well, alright, I guess I'll just ignore you then. I tried.

>>213631624
That’s okay I’ll just catch you while you’re taking out the trash

I'll handle Gowtuvix

>>213631644
You seem confused

>>213631646
I'm not taking you out anywhere.

What do you guys think of Rascals?

Reminds me of that episode of Justice League where they all get kiddified

>>213631689
Of course not I will win the gunfight

>>213631557
https://blog.practicalethics.ox.ac.uk/2014/06/what-if-schizophrenics-really-are-possessed-by-demons-after-all/

>>213631693
>He's my number 1 dad!
It was kino

>>213631717
If that is the case, it would be all of you, not me. I’d be the Christian who knew and told you. You are phenomenally bad people

>>213631742
But wouldn't someone possessed by a demon think they're the good guy?

I just wanted to let everyone know that I hate media that takes itself seriously. I need it to continuously poke fun of itself or I immediately write it off as stuffy and lame.

>>213631742
This

make new

>>213631757
Cool, now fuck off

>>213631775
When the time is right!

>>213631778
No! Star Trek is so geeky and stupid! I love Lower Decks because it's self-aware of this fact! Btw I'm trans but it shouldn't matter to you!

>>213631757
Omg i love lower decks! Im also dying of aids :(

>>213631813
I don't think AIDS even kills you anymore, it's pretty livable with meds I think

>>213631852
I cant afford the meds because dr*mpf made it too expensive

new
>>213631867
>>213631867
>>213631867

>>213631693
it was cringekino
the ending was sweet

>>213631852
Not lower decks though

>>213631873
my nigga in bondage we are on page one

>>213631891
You make new at the bump limit which is 310 posts. If you really want to stay in a dead thread until it slides off, feel free I guess.

>>213631942
no you make new when it's on page 7 at the earliest, what are you a newfag?

>>213632033
The dubs don't lie.