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Anonymous No.213621021 >>213621051 >>213621075 >>213621100 >>213621139 >>213621147 >>213621211 >>213621213 >>213621300 >>213621541 >>213621568 >>213621694 >>213621716 >>213621834 >>213621978 >>213622158 >>213622338 >>213622724 >>213622861 >>213623663 >>213626998 >>213628393 >>213628461 >>213628495 >>213628651 >>213629921 >>213630637
>you WILL watch the new Harry Potter until 2035 and you WILL like it
Anonymous No.213621044 >>213621075 >>213623021 >>213626016 >>213628099
this wont have more than 2 seasons lmao
Anonymous No.213621051 >>213621075 >>213621226
>>213621021 (OP)
This lil nigga will be a balding midget by then
Anonymous No.213621073
they probably will
the fanbase of this franchise is childless fucking LGBT creeps and brown consoomers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w9t0vJKBQ8
Anonymous No.213621075
>>213621021 (OP)
>>213621044
>>213621051
That's how long the movies took
Anonymous No.213621085 >>213621207
If that's true then it's going to be fun because we will see more a more poz in every season just like it happens to all normie shows.
Anonymous No.213621100
>>213621021 (OP)
not if it's shit
Anonymous No.213621118
Gonna be weird when they start adding in modern day stuff because you know they won't be able to help it
Anonymous No.213621139 >>213621177
>>213621021 (OP)
they'll have to or they'll risk a GoT/stranger things scenario with the main actors. it's kind of amazing the movies managed to sidestep it
Anonymous No.213621147
>>213621021 (OP)
the fact that it will have a black snape is weirder to me than brown hermione
Anonymous No.213621177 >>213621336 >>213621394
>>213621139
What happened with Stranger Things
Anonymous No.213621207 >>213623185
>>213621085
Every new season they'll add more trans and black characters to the show
Anonymous No.213621211
>>213621021 (OP)
They better film Lithgow's scenes first
Anonymous No.213621213 >>213622062 >>213622573
>>213621021 (OP)
You can tell he'll grow up to be a soiboi unlike Radcliffe who had chiselled features despite being a manlet
Anonymous No.213621226
>>213621051
>Harry Potter and the Half-Time Prince
Anonymous No.213621261
the height of arrogance. this shit won't last more than 2 seasons
Anonymous No.213621300 >>213621363
>>213621021 (OP)
Itโ€™s going to be like rewatching the movies but with extended/deleted scenes and 8 times a movie you will be cut off and forced to wait a week to continue watching the movie.
Anonymous No.213621336
>>213621177
The kids and their hairline are now in their 40s
Anonymous No.213621337
>you WILL watch the new Harry Potter until 2035 and you WILL like it
Anonymous No.213621363
>>213621300
except it won't be anything like the movies, since they'll change and add so much shit
Anonymous No.213621380
SNAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY WAIFU CRYY
Anonymous No.213621384 >>213621572 >>213621586
It'll be a good series minus the whole black snape thing which is gonna be gay as hell.
Anonymous No.213621394 >>213621732 >>213629921
>>213621177
Because production takes years for some reason and everyone starts looking older than they should for a consecutive timeline
Anonymous No.213621541 >>213621591 >>213621685 >>213621910 >>213623162 >>213630637
>>213621021 (OP)
I thought HP fans hated HP because J.K. Rowling fights against tranoids.
Anonymous No.213621568
>>213621021 (OP)
Only way they can do it whithout the kids becoming adults beteen season like Stranger things did.
Anonymous No.213621572 >>213621693
>>213621384
It's gonna be really funny seeing everyone distrust black Snape for no reason and black Snape being bullied and cucked by James.
Anonymous No.213621586 >>213621629
>>213621384
>minus the whole black snape thing
You don't fit in
Anonymous No.213621591 >>213621934
>>213621541
HP fans aren't just trannies, it's actually mostly biological females and they don't care
Anonymous No.213621629 >>213621666
>>213621586
Because I'm black?
Anonymous No.213621649
When they're planning this far ahead, do you think they scientifically check to make sure the males won't start balding young?
Anonymous No.213621666 >>213621994
>>213621629
We have a Foundational Black American on our hands, brothers.
Anonymous No.213621685
>>213621541
When will people learn that their hatred of most people is just an online bubble. The vast majority of people simply don't care about the trans shit and think JK is cool because she made Harry Potter.
Anonymous No.213621693 >>213623044
>>213621572
Wait are you watching this zogslop with your kids?
Anonymous No.213621694
>>213621021 (OP)
I'm predicting it will quietly fade out. Then a year after it got cancelled we'll see articles like: "What ever happened to HBO's Harry Potter show?"
And then they'll talk about racists hating the cast.
Anonymous No.213621716 >>213622062
>>213621021 (OP)
This nigga looks like a lesbian goblin jew, it's even worse then nigger snape since he's the protagonist and I can't stand looking at him
Anonymous No.213621732 >>213622050 >>213622253 >>213622363
>>213621394
Why is it taking so long anyways? Breaking Bad had 5 seasons in 5 years while Stranger Things has been running for nearly 10 years and they're still on the fourth season
Anonymous No.213621834
>>213621021 (OP)
They missed the chance to make Hermione black . It makes more sense than snape.
Anonymous No.213621910
>>213621541
Potterheads will pretend on social media to hate J.K. Rowling for virtue signaling, but they'll still go to every Harry Potter related event with a broomstick up their ass, and they'll eat up every bit of Potterslop
Anonymous No.213621934
>>213621591
Biological Females are more likely to support liberal causes, such as LGBT "rights", beign an "Ally" is importat to them and JK attracts MAGA hat types now so I can see lots of Straight White Women not wanting to be assosiated with this dumperfire.
Anonymous No.213621978 >>213628304
>>213621021 (OP)
qrd? are they going through all 8 books again?
Anonymous No.213621994
>>213621666
Who said I was american? Also I was making a joke in reference to snape, I'm not black either.
Anonymous No.213622050 >>213622584
>>213621732
CGI bottlenecks. Thereโ€™s far more demand for SFX than demand. So studios have to wait their turn for the Pajeet render farm.
BrBa had very little CGI so they could film on a traditional schedule.
Anonymous No.213622062 >>213622087 >>213622112 >>213622195 >>213622560 >>213630708
>>213621716
>>213621213
Surely, they checked his parents to assess his potential in height and appearance. I doubt theyโ€™d want an ugly, short protagonist. They chose him because they must be confident heโ€™ll look good as an adult.
Anonymous No.213622064
It's not going to run for 2 years with this cast.
Anonymous No.213622087 >>213622129 >>213623873 >>213629006
>>213622062
>UHHM SURELY THEY CHECKED HIS PARENTAGE AND GENETIC VIABILITY
you sound like such a retard
Anonymous No.213622112
>>213622062
That's a pretty book accurate Ponder Stibbons.
Anonymous No.213622129
>>213622087
You are stupid if you think production doesn't do this when they're assembling a cast of pre-puberty kids they are go-to work with for ten years . There is stories that they even took the kids to medical check outs as a part of the casting process
Anonymous No.213622158
>>213621021 (OP)
EVEN THE WHITE CASTINGS SUCK
Anonymous No.213622169
pretty crazy having to gamble on a bunch of child actors like this
Anonymous No.213622195 >>213622268 >>213622328 >>213625745
>>213622062
I just care about the cute shota who is going to play Malfoy.Hope he ages better than Felton.
Anonymous No.213622253
>>213621732
>Why is it taking so long anyways?
New showrunners have crawled up their own asses and think they are movie directors, so they make a season (of 8 or fewer episodes) then completely shut everything down and everyone fucks off until they feel like coming back, and then they have to ramp it all up again and take their sweet ass time again.

People are getting fed up though and I think it might be starting to swing back to a bit of TV work ethic here and there. They realize these shows never hit the "comfy" levels of old shows because they feel too overproduced and sparse on episodes. There's a reason the consistently top streamed shows are all from pre-2015 and nearly everything after is forgotten 10 seconds after release.

TL;DR: arrogance + laziness
Anonymous No.213622268 >>213622652
>>213622195
Tom felton was always ugly
Anonymous No.213622328
>>213622195
Anonymous No.213622338
>>213621021 (OP)
>back-to-back
so they're gonna spend a few years just shooting all of it in one go? season 10 will come out 7 years after they finish filming it?
Anonymous No.213622363 >>213622625
>>213621732
>Why is it taking so long anyways?
People tend to focus on actors, writers and directors but forget that a huge amount of the crew of productions have been ruined by the same problems of quotas, cronyism, nepotism, cost reduction and the like. Productions require strong management to keep everything in order but over time skillfull people have left the business and their replacements simply aren't good. So you have stars that want to film other things, creative problems, studio pressures as well as everything else. The costs have gone up massively because of all this stuff.
Anonymous No.213622560
>>213622062
Anonymous No.213622573
>>213621213
>unlike Radcliffe who had chiselled features
That goes without saying since Radcliffe has a classic Jew phenotype. They're God's chosen people for a reason.
Anonymous No.213622584
>>213622050
>CGI bottlenecks. Thereโ€™s far more demand for SFX than demand. So studios have to wait their turn for the Pajeet render farm.
>BrBa had very little CGI so they could film on a traditional schedule.
This makes little sense. It sounds more like mismanagement than fucking CGI limitations.
Anonymous No.213622625 >>213622893
>>213622363
Also I fink that in general people aren't as excited about TV and film as they used to be. Employees will put in a lot more effort and accept difficult conditions for the love of the game.
Anonymous No.213622652 >>213622717 >>213622832
>>213622268
He was kind of cute in the first movie but you could tell already he wasn't going to age well .
Anonymous No.213622717 >>213622850
>>213622652
You literally cannot tell if someone is going to grow up ugly or not when they are still a kid.
Anonymous No.213622724
>>213621021 (OP)
>until 2035
More like 2037, and that's if their schedule doesn't run into any issues and delays. Since the first season is still 2 years away from now.
Fuck, it's possible this concludes in or around 2040 if they fail to match the same pace as the movies
Anonymous No.213622770
>we'll have terrible Harry Potter slop for nearly all of the 2030s
That decade is going to shit already
Anonymous No.213622832 >>213623135
>>213622652
He literally looks like stewie lmao. He had a brief stint of being hot when he was 17 but after that it was all downhill
Anonymous No.213622850
>>213622717
You can predict it with a 70% accuracy because of his bones structure, the lips ,the jaw . You can tell Felton have a strange bone structure , basically no lips and a massive foreheads/skull.
Anonymous No.213622861
>>213621021 (OP)
what the future ladyboy
Anonymous No.213622893
>>213622625
>Also I fink that in general people aren't as excited about TV and film as they used to be.
Audiences are apathetic and it feels like stuff is only popular if it has hype or goes viral. Wednesday is a very trope filled show but a cute Jenna Ortega and a viral TikTok dance and it became massive.
>Employees will put in a lot more effort and accept difficult conditions for the love of the game.
Limitations create some of the best media. Good media is often a happy accident where everything falls in line. The problem now is the limitations are solely around production whims and projects have too much money thrown at them.
Anonymous No.213623021
>>213621044
fpbp
Anonymous No.213623044
>>213621693
Thanks anon, for keeping my dreams alive.
Anonymous No.213623135
>>213622832
This description has hit so close to home. You insensitive bastard anon! Baldness is a disability! Its Not my fault! *Sobs*
Anonymous No.213623162
>>213621541
every holiday season I still see tons of HP stuff for sale. theater chains are still doing summer events re-showing all the movies.
Anonymous No.213623185 >>213623541
>>213621207
>cedric niggory
Anonymous No.213623541
>>213623185
>Hell naw! Datโ€™s mah son! Datโ€™s mah boy, Lawdโ€ฆ ohhh, mah boy!
Anonymous No.213623630 >>213626480
>10 years
Why the fuck did they hire Lithgow who is 80? I hope for their sake they subjected him to an intense medical so a reliable doctor gave a thumbs up and clean bill of health beforehand otherwise it's even more retarded and insane
Anonymous No.213623663
>>213621021 (OP)
Casting kids for such long projects is just a huge gamble on how they will age
Anonymous No.213623873
>>213622087
Hollywood casting directors are weird as fuck so they probably do that.
Anonymous No.213625060
Is this the most dysgenic actor ever?
Anonymous No.213625745
>>213622195
Is he wasian
Anonymous No.213626016 >>213626300 >>213626364
>>213621044
It's Harry fucking potter, the later movies were d|ply flawed and still did amazingly, mo= recently the highly mediocre Hogwarts legacy did gangbusters so people clearly still care
This would have to be an utter disaster to fail
>But black snape
Legacy had a tranny and still sold well
Anonymous No.213626300
>>213626016
It has to be really good to NOT fail. Doing a reboot when everyone who isn't a minor has already seen, and love, the original films is a recipe for disaster.
Cabin anon !!feuesW9E53F No.213626364 >>213626960
>>213626016
Legacy really is mediocre isnโ€™t it? Why is that? Just finished my playthrough of it a couple months ago and it just felt so bland. The Prisoner of Azkaban game was always my favorite as a kid
Anonymous No.213626480
>>213623630
He played Churchill in the Crown, despite not looking a goddamn thing like him.
Anonymous No.213626960
>>213626364
>Legacy really is mediocre isnโ€™t it? Why is that?
The game is front loaded. A good example is:
>Early potions class you talk to a fellow student and can choose to play a prank or not.
>Wow will all classes be like this?
>Later WHOLE classes were just cutscene montages, post-class you could talk to some professors to hear their backstory.
>Near the end of the game the professors appear in the final battle like some big epic moment but you've essentially not connected with any of them besides from hearing their backstory be regurgitated to you.
This is a good example of how gameplay, plot elements and moments were super contrived and bad.

The game had no real exploration, the loot was cosmetic or silly small stat boosts, the castle had barely any secrets and was too small, the countryside was boring, the combat was reptitive and most importantly: it had no fucking social elements. People want to live out there Harry Potter fantasy by choosing who they are friends with or whatever, instead the game just gave you quest lines:
>Slytherin boy was the most interesting, wanting to save his sister and went down the dark path.
>Hufflepuff girl wanted to stop poachers because her parents were poachers.
>Gryffindor girl wanted to protect her home from bad guys because she was driven out by bad guys from her previous home.
>Ravenclaw guy introduced another silly minigame and noped out the story.
So Slytherin boy was okay story line, the other two didn't have naturalistic storylines but were contrived and Ravenclaw boy got shafted.

I feel like if you didn't have a character creator and choose your wand and stuff then a lot more fans would have seen the mess for what it was, a bland open world map clearing game with cosmetic shit. And I haven't even touched on how boring and bad the plotline truly was.
Anonymous No.213626998
>>213621021 (OP)
I won't watch that crap son
Anonymous No.213628099
>>213621044
Buuuulshiiit, HP fans will lap it up.
Anonymous No.213628304 >>213628531
>>213621978
Yeah, but the appeal is they won't have to cut so much shit out.
Anonymous No.213628393
>>213621021 (OP)
why bother? low rent actors compared to the movies who the fuck needs 10 hours for the first two books not to mention nigger snape.
Anonymous No.213628442
NO JAMES!
Anonymous No.213628461
>>213621021 (OP)
Man, I don't have to watch a god damn thing.
Anonymous No.213628495
>>213621021 (OP)
very birdlike looking child.
Anonymous No.213628531
>>213628304
>Yeah, but the appeal is they won't have to cut so much shit out.
Not that much shit matters. Does harry going to potions class 5 times and getting points taken off gryffindor really make riveting television?
Anonymous No.213628651
>>213621021 (OP)
This is grooming.
Anonymous No.213629006 >>213629599
>>213622087
They actually do.
Anonymous No.213629599
>>213629006
There has been too many kids turning ugly for that to be true
Anonymous No.213629921 >>213630674
>>213621021 (OP)
>>213621394
This show is in deep trouble if another strike happens
Anonymous No.213630637
>>213621021 (OP)
Anyone have any guesses who will die before the series is over?
Dumbledore is probably the most likely just by age alone but I feel like his actor is the type to die after all his scenes are shot and one of the character will probably die from drunk driving in the second half of the series

>>213621541
It won't matter, they will cope just like with the game by buying but secretly keeping it to themselves which is great for keeping a fanbase from being shit.
Unfortunately the show may not do as well
Anonymous No.213630674
>>213629921
>Strike happens
>Writing improves exponentially
Anonymous No.213630708
>>213622062
>I doubt theyโ€™d want an ugly, short protagonist

and yet radcliffe was cast.