Thread 213621552

>My God...
>This goes all the way up to the president...

>>213621552 (OP)
>Oh my god… the Epstein files… that orange bastard is on every page!
wtf???

>>213621566
RENT FREE

>>213621579

Which was accurate for 1992-2008

>Are you telling me they got him to be a part of it?
>Don't you get it!? He's always been a part of it!

>>213621552 (OP)
>You just couldn’t leave things alone.

>>213621552 (OP)
>if this gets out, this whole house of cards comes tumbling down

>>213621687
you guys spent 5 years screaming about epstien and calling people pedos. Take the W.

>>213621711
>have you told anyone else about this?
>no, sir. i thought you should be the first to know.
>good...

>>213621990
Never happened

>There's more to this than you can even believe.
>Tell me.
>Right now, you're on a need-to-know basis.

>>213621925
>I am the one who knocks

>You just had to get involved, didn't you?
>If you'd just kept your mouth shut we could have got away with it

>>213622088
Hi Hernán, how's the weather in Tacoma? What the fuck are you doing at an ICE server farm if you're an illegal?

>>213621579
>>213621696
He was then a retard with a gay accent from 2008-2016

>heh heh heh heh
>fool...
>they ordered me to do it

>Wait...so that means the president was who-
>*side character shoots speaker from behind*
>Yes. Yes it does.

>>213621990
epstein?? screaming??? pedos????
what the hell are you talking about? the left has completely lost their grasp on reality.

>These illegal database entries...they were all accessed by...you
>*the sound of a gun cocking*

>>213622261
Yeah who is Epstein anyway? Is he a nice guy? A real swell guy? I'd love to meet him I'm sure he's a really gentle soul and great with kids.

>You guys are now off the case
>And if you even think about looking for the files I will make sure you do not only lose your job but also your pension

>>213621552 (OP)
>Johnson, get me info on the suspect
>No luck sir. Nothing on the web about this guy. No Facebook, IG, TikTok, Linkedin, or even Tinder. Its almost like hes hiding from something

>The presidents been using his power in office to supply cocaine to the Haitains this whole time
>Get me Donovan on the line!

>>213622261
>implying it's just the left
>implying that anon is lying
>implying your little playground forum wasn't leaked on every imageboard months ago

>>213622375
>Sir, there's been zero noticeable impact on the Haitians.

>>213622372
>We found his car sir. The interior is in pristine condition, except for the drivers side. He must be onto us, making it look like the other seats have never been used...

>>213622372
Epstein had a public blog where he talked to himself daily about his weird AI project

>>213622341
>Pension? I never planned on living long enough. And by the way...I quit.

>>213622341
Not so fast, fed. The case is now closed and classified. Speaking of which, you seem tense, how about a pinch of blow to calm your nerves? Free treat.

>>213622419
>takes glasses off dramatically
May God help us all

>I've know about it the whole time.
>Then why didn't you do anything to stop it!?
>What makes you think I wanted to?

>>213622515
CIA? This is Interpol justification now
>but it’s my cas-Ack!
I swear if you touch anything having to do with this case I’ll have you pushing pencils so far up your ass your other desk jockies won’t know how to sharpen them

>>213622579
FUCK
*known

>>213621925
>president has protag looking down the barrel of a loaded handgun
>gives him a detailed rundown of his evil plan and how the protag almost foiled it but things are already underway and no one can stop him now
>"I'm afraid you're wrong"
>protag reveals a wire under his foreskin
>"Your little monologue just got broadcasted live to millions of people. Game's up, Mr. President"
>president slowly turns the gun away from protag and shoots himself in the head

>>213622606
>Sir the perp is on the run and we don't ride desks here at the US Marshall Service. So you can take your interpol butt from Paris, Texas right back to Paris, France.

>You knew...all this time...
>It didn't have to be this way but you just had to keep digging.

>>213621552 (OP)
>white house handyman is called over to fix the broken elevator
>"My God... This goes all the way up to the president..."

>>213622838
>we have to take the stairs!

>>213622453
>Are you saying the suspect....had never been on a date? or a weekend with the guys....or his siblings? whats wrong with him?

>>213622256
>You got it all on that flash drive?
>One second...got it.
>Good.
>*shoots