Thread 213623497

>Emmy award winning Beyoncé
Did you even know she was a tv star now?

no

>>213623497 (OP)
Who?

>>213623497 (OP)
>she

>>213623497 (OP)
>Obama fucked this

>>213623497 (OP)
I couldnt name one of her songs.

>>213623656
You 100% can name to the left to the left

>>213623497 (OP)
And yet Jay-Z is one of the ugliest men alive. Must be his personality

>>213623656
whoa look at this guy who doesnt know anything about current events. He must be cool and gets pussy like crazy

>>213623694
Jay-Z is worth a billion dollars so yeah I guess

>>213623694
he also cheated on her with white women. that's what she tries so hard to look white.

Beyonce, Beyonce, Beyonce. I liked some a them country songs. Why do you hate Caitlin Clark?

> be bleck
> obsessed with wearing BLONDE wigs

>>213623733
>(((current events)))

>>213623497 (OP)
Yes, she gave me jungle fever in Goldmembet

>>213623861
okay anon. relax. and blame the jews

>>213623497 (OP)
Her body got hotter over the past couple years. That BBL did wonders.

>>213623927
Nigger, I want the Jews to win. Crusades 3

>>213623497 (OP)
>Beyoncé

>>213623774
>she
yeah, its just Beyonce,because its not like they all do it

>>213624026
Beautiful eyes. I just needed to express my support for the jews

>>213623977
was Purple Rain that big in the boomer era?

>>213623977
is he wrong?

beyonce keeps getting lighter skinned what is happening? is she just adjusting the contrast on the photos lol

she's unironically the only nigger I find attractive...

>>213624113
Son, have you even tried pure Nigerian?

>>213624082
No but championing your tastes is pretty weird. First off we're dudes. Who are you trying to impress right now?
>Sexually this is what gets me off!
Like, I'm not a lady. I don't want to hear what gets your motor going. And then he's cursing every other word like he has something prove. Like dude relax.

>>213623977
They play Halo in every single wedding and every woman on earth knows the Single Ladies choreo

>>213624162
I ruined it. I was gay

I always preferred Kelly Rowland. Beyonce always seemed like a hag to me.

>>213624026
She's cute.

>>213624162
Fuck off, faggot nigger lover.

>>213623748
That was the joke anon

>>213624268
This is now a coach thread

>>213623944
>listens to country music once
>turns white

>>213623977
Single Ladies is probably her signature song. Sure its not as good as those other songs but she does have a "classic" (even if its shit)

>>213623927
did i offend you mosche?

>>213624425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8ZF_ISU2Xg

>>213624076
>was Purple Rain that big in the boomer era?
no
no one knew who prince was until 2010
> is every zoomie retarded?

>>213624425
>Single Ladies is probably her signature song
complete rip off of Huey Lewis' I WANT A NEW DRUG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uEMOeDZsA

Pretty baby got out Taylor Swifet

>>213623977
Single Ladies and Halo is her Purple Rain

>>213623551
No wonder she got a BBL

>>213624285
no wonder they are so pissed off at everything

they were meant to be together

WHY COULDN'T MY GIRL JANELLE MONAE MAKE IT BIG?

>>213623977
TRVKE

>>213624666
>Single Ladies
>>213624425
>Single Ladies
oh, yes, how could we forget this OPUS?

>>213624743
Why couldn't my girl Kelly Rowland make it big?

I don't watch black TV shows as evidenced by spending the last week looking for a sci-fi show to watch and the only one on lists I haven't seen is Supacell. I thought she was pretty good in The Pink Panther movie from a long time ago.

God I love negresses so much. Living in a mostly white country is a curse sometimes.

>>213623977
I think this is pretty iconic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViwtNLUqkMY

>>213624743
>make genuine masterpiece
>make okay album
>take a million years to make two party albums
>the second one sucks so boring and braggadocious, even hedonist dykes reject it
Truly a mystery.

>>213623944
This, bimbo milf bey is her best form

>>213623694
you could mistake them if not for the tits

>>213623977
Is he praising her or not, I cannot tell over his drunken autism

>>213624862
Had a stroke during that last green text but the point stands. You know a dyke party album is bad then rateyourmusic rejects it.

>>213624797
>Why couldn't my girl Kelly Rowland make it big?
she's doing okay on OnlyFans

>>213624862
ELECTRIC LADY

>>213623497 (OP)
Alicia Keys, but mid instead instead kino

BLUE IVY = ILLUMINATI

>left was considered big 20 years ago
>right is considered average in 2025

2003 Beyonce actually was extremely hot

>>213624896
hes trying to dunk on her, ironically southern white trash is one of the reasons shes household name

>>213624978
left is perfect

>>213623497 (OP)
Beyonce would have been irrelevant now if Rihanna didn't quit music

Isn't she a somewhat decent actress?

What I was to fuck your brains out

Ya'll remember Beyonce as Foxy Cleopatra? You may be a racist, but if you can't admit she was hot in that role then you are a gay racist.

And yeah, Kelly Rowland could definitely get it, too.

>>213623497 (OP)
beyonce was pretty enough that she could have gotten a handsome white celebrity husband, like a star athlete or something, and had off-white supermodel kids, but she went with one of the ugliest nogs in the business instead and her poor children look like trolls for it.

>>213624787
Truly the voice of a generation.

>>213625479
She literally ruined Austin Powers 3 because she was so bad.

>>213626323
I liked her.

>>213623892
Literally every female celebrity wears wigs

>>213623632
No bulge tho

>>213624734
Is that my nigga Craig T Nelson? Fr no cap he been on my mind.

Was cadilac records any good?

>>213623861
Isn't Beyonce a zionist shill?

You just know her and Jay-Z are pure evil in private life.
Every single thing I learn about them (against my will I should add) is a massive red flag.

>>213623632
Horrid

>>213628430
No.

>>213628956
Sasha fierce is the demon that controls her

>>213627477
*black female celebrity

>>213624285
imagine it lands on your face and sticks there the whole way down

>>213624871
isn't half the point of this trope that the other patrons of the shop are reacting to the fact the person is stripping and throwing their clothes in the wash? this is like the most sanitized unsexy version of that

>>213625795
Imagine waking up to Jay-Z's face every morning.

>>213624743
I actually really liked her Age of Pleasure album but it does make me laugh how she spent so many years of her career dressing like an androgynous nun only to start going fully nude all the time and acting like she was always like that

>>213623977
i doubt that's a real quote, Rock likes dark girls, his kids are mixed, he also had a song Black Chick White Guy on Devil Without A Cause.

diaper butt

>>213624787
As bad as the "lyrics" may be, they're nothing compared to that awful nigger jungle beat. Swizz Beatz is straight garbage.

>>213629762
ELECTRIC LADY

>>213624285
Lmaooo it's honestly so wrong to put zoo animals on theme park rides. Their brain can't even comprehend what's happening. They always freak out.

>>213624871
>>213624937

Too bad, so sad that they didn't do this type of stuff 25 years ago

>>213623944
>I'm black BTW

>>213624285
When she on dat BWC

Azzalia Banks I loved

>>213624978
Soon we will reach PEAK BRAPPER

>>213625020
>was

>>213628430
this bitch is so phony. it's so obvious she trying to pander to conservatives.

I have this, I don't know why

>coworker inputs her orders as "beyonce"
>ask her "who is bey once?"
>she thinks i'm serious and gets and a little attitude

>>213630186
Time to get some sleep coach

>>213630244
She is a conservative. You don't believe her and Oprah aren't conservatives just because they're Black, do you?
>>213630296
Bey Onçe, the famous Ottoman general

>>213630373
Work tomorrow.

>>213630400
Today was leg day. I get wired on leg day.

Push day suffers

i'll never understand why she married jay z what the fuck is that

>>213630382
she's so fucking hot you think if the media tells her the 'black community' now rejects her I'll have a shot

>>213623551
>fucking white girls

>>213630382
she was gay rights and black power before she saw how much money taylor swift was making.

>>213630490
He made her career, gotta be that.
They're together for show though since he cheated on her, they have an open marriage or whatever they call it.

>>213630581
yea god forbid a nigger has their own opinion, they aren't capable. That's why she's choosing the side the establishment and Jew owned media wants nothing to do with!

Dumbass

>>213623977
my name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

>>213630382
beyonce and oprah endorsed kamala harris.

>>213624937
I loved Kelly the most, hot as fuck natural body in the good old days.

>>213630490
she was 18 when they met. she was inexperienced and impressionable, he was rich and successful.

>>213623650
>obongo GOT fucked by this
He took it, took it deep

>>213630469
You ever get high o leg day. Quads are fine, gosh dang Tom Platz. Calf raises freek me out

>>213623650
>>213630751
obongo was the meat in the b and jayz sandwhich

>>213623977
Based

>>213630784
And a drizzle of diddy

>>213630663
didn't harris pay both of them millions?

>>213630663
They were paid massive sums of money to endorse Kamala, then went on to continue only associating with other billionaires.

>>213624026
>>213624285
too fucking funny TO BE REAL *inhales*
>oh fuck, my sides have evaporated

>>213630894
most billionaires are liberal

>>213624569
>hate, hate hate, hate
>hate hate hate

>>213631021
You're an idiot.

>>213624896
he is literally asking what is her opus that could be considered an american classic. no, he's not praising her, he's (((questioning))) what makes her so popular or what is her lasting legacy

>>213631109
you're unaware of billionaire political views. there's a reason why everything was woke for years.

>>213629763
>Beyonce
>dark
Grace Jones is dark, Beyonce is a mulatto of typical fashion

>>213624285
BALD HEAD HOOOOOES

>>213623694
the sad part is all of her kids look like the father.

>>213630490
she was pimped by diddy when she was underage. it was simply a business marriage

>>213624285
I dated a black chick for a few months, and I never told her how disappointed I was when I found out that she wore a wig. I just figured she had weave in her hair

>>213632458
i found out they wore wigs when i saw a group of black women fighting and they were pulling each other's wigs off. they were all bald. then i realized why i only see wig stores in black neighborhoods.

>>213632458
listen, even innocuous things or positive things will be taken as a challenge to black ladies, being direct will set them off immediately and you might survive

>>213632617
forgot to include that common statistic, black females have the highest self-esteem of any group of people, she would have been devastated if you said something

>>213630490
$$$

>>213632643
>the one who let me actually touch and tease her hair

she's is crossing over from /mu/ to /tv/

>>213632643
Its funny how their nog brains go to instantly knocking down stuff when they have no idea if the store employees were the wig stealers

>>213633513
When she sees a shota alone in the water

>>213623497 (OP)
Monke tits do not anything for me, but have some more of her risque pics if you want.

>>213623497 (OP)
Her daughter was 12 when she voiced in Mufasa. Already taller than her. Think she will be a bigger star?

>>213633896
Not unless they are doing a new Planet of The Apes and don't want to spend any money on prosthetics.

>>213623632
dommy mommy

>>213623632
delet this

>>213624871
I remember getting too many of these ads on YouTube. How did /tv/ react?

>>213634330
Ads? Pfft

>>213623632
>"that's a man" - poster is russky
shocking

>>213625027
nigger, shes a household name because she acts white. If she acted black no one would care.

>>213623497 (OP)
>>213623892
>>213628430
>>213632643
>shave your head bald to waste less time with your problematic hair and wear wigs to appear as person with more attractive hair
>dont breed with men with "straight" hair (straight, wavy or 3a/3b curly hair, and whatever race and skin shade) in hope your daughter will have less problematic and more attractive hair

>>213623497 (OP)
what are the best boob shots we have of her in 2025? last time i checked was 15 years ago

>>213635201
Pretty sure I've seen them talking online about mixing with white men so that their kids have "white hair". Probably a minority tho

>>213623977
EXTREMELY based

Nice pair of latina titties

>>213624978
With few exceptions for fake tits, breast implants and BBLs only ever look good while clothed. Once you see them uncovered, the illusion is ruined.

>>213632643
>2 of them respond by destroying stuff
Wtf is wrong with the nigger brain?

>>213632643
>ARRR Matey! The catch of the day!

>>213623497 (OP)
>Sees OP's pic
Can somebody white her skin a little more and rip her head off and put somebody else's in her place?

Please and thank you.

Can somebody white her skin a little more and rip her head off and put somebody else's in her place?

Please and thank you.

Can somebody white her skin a little more and rip her head off and put somebody else's in her place?

Please and thank you.

Can somebody white her skin a little more and rip her head off and put somebody else's in her place?

Please and thank you.

Also give me her bra size measurements.

>>213632458
Imagine the smell.

>>213632643
by crazy did he mean staged

when did bonsay get these big implants

>>213623497 (OP)
The second Diddy got picked up, her and Jay Z took off for Paris.

>>213633896
LOL that face
its like Beyonce had a baby with SHREK

>>213624086
>beyonce keeps getting lighter skinned what is happening?
It's just the lighting.

>>213633896
She has her father's face.

>>213633757
You're not a shota, you're just a weak man.

>>213624978
left is perfect right is awful
t.assman

>>213639233
>>213639262
>>213639293
>>213639330
>>213639366
>>213639406
>>213639454
eh brotha I'm with Kid Rock

>>213639463
plenty of faggots around

>>213623977
Which song goes TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
EVERYTHING YOU OWN IS IN A BOX TO THE LEFT

>>213623733
>current events
shes a hag in her 50s. she was current in the 1990s perhaps. not now.

>>213623977
ive never heard purple rain or old time rock and roll in my life.

>>213639233
yeah the bbl is so obvious

>>213639626
Noice

>>213633896
At least she's rich.

>>213630751
Hot

>>213624026
Engineer ?
Ginger ?

>>213632458
A "weave" is a wig

>>213639729
You probably have somewhere, but it's all samey dadrock so it blends together

>>213624425
Crazy in Love was the single that really put her solo career in the map.

>>213623551
Bro Biels got some heroic proportions what the fuck, who was her father?

>>213623977
Says the guy who ripped off Sweet Home Alabama and made a shitty song about that song which everyone turns over when it comes on cause they thought it was gonna be Werewolves of London or Sweet Home Alabama. Dude hasn't been culturally relevant since 1999-2000

>>213623497 (OP)
The average mid black woman is far prettier than Beyonce. And can probably sing better than her as well.

>>213634607
Yandex image search does ya like that sometimes.

>>213642483
Fax, no printer. mmhmm

>>213641576
A wig is an all in one unit you can put on, and take off easily. A weave is sewn into existing hair as a more long term solution, closer to extensions.

>>213632458
>weave in her hair
what does this mean (no niggers in my country)?

>>213638215
so even in staged vidoes they can't resist chimping out?

>>213642846
see>>213642824

>>213639463
there was a time when she was really hot

>>213642907
thanks anon

>>213623497 (OP)
>Did you even know she was a tv star now?
No and I don't care. She should stick to music and I'm not even a fan of her music.

>>213623632
Why are right wingers obsessed with finding secret perfect transexuals?
Was Hillary Clinton the last ciswoman married to a liberal?

>>213640627
I'd rather be white.

yknow, if every outfit you need to wear is a girdle / corset, you're probably an obese pig, Beynaynay

>>213643630
No one asked, Jew.