Thread 213624450

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Where do I post my reply

>>213624450 (OP)
Zoomers have no empathy and no idea that the world used to be different, so a person being confused by fast food is funny to them. They can't conceive a world without mcdonalds.

Why was the last thread deleted? It wasn't being spammed

>no no, I just posted, I'm still waiting for the cool down
>it's a 4chan pass, you just post again
>where do I type the captcha?
>you don't need one
>I just post?

Is it true that outside of America the Mcdonald's aren't even fast food? They're more dining experiences? Do foreigners and thirdies just not have the tech necessary for making food fast?

>>213624494
Janny likes Burger King

>>213624494
They were cunnyposting, sir

>>213624494
>What's this?
>Your thread was deleted
>No, I i just posted it

I sizzle without fire, yet feed without flame,
I’m born in a kitchen but never the same.
I multiply faster than coins in a till,
but only if you’ve the hunger, the drive, and the will.
I’m served in a flash, yet I last through the years —
What am I, Mister Kroc? Speak true to your peers.

>>213624520
Neither Elon nor Gookmoot shall receive a farthing from me.

>>213624539
People are on the road more in the US and it's massive, so fast food makes more sense there

>>213624450 (OP)
>what do I do with the bag when I'm done?
>you shit in it
>where?
>in your car, at the park... at home.

>>213624450 (OP)
So it’s… food?
What do I do with it?
Where do I eat it?
Do I need a license?
Is there a manual?
Which end do I start with?
Do I tip the burger?
Can it swim?
What if it goes bad mid-bite?

It’s a 15 cent burger. Did you think you were getting a fucking plate and linen napkin? Fucking bald dork.

>>213624846
>will ketchup be provided?

I wish I could buy a pass but I don’t use crypto

>>213624494
exceeding limits of humor permissible under the board rules. only fishtank, capeshit, and sam hyde threads allowed now. no founder, no druk, if you don't like it then don't let the door hit ya where the Lord split ya, bucko! this board is for television and film only!

>So it’s food?
>Where do I put it?
>Do I eat it or wear it?
>Does it go in my butt?

>>213624450 (OP)
>Excuse me.. where's the Wendesday bag?
>Sir, this is a McDonald's, the best I can do is a Saweetie and sprite.

>>213624539
is it true that coffee shops outside of america don't have drive thru windows? people really get out of their car to order?

>So you’re saying there’s an app?
>And I tell the code to you?
>And you don’t fuck up my order?
>And I don’t have to speak to ESLs?

>>213624481
Okay but what is the point of threads like these? What is the appeal of them? I guess I inherently like don't understand the point of generals threads threads

>>213624993
Don't you remember? Info was also leaked from pass buyers during that hack

>So it’s… food?
>You made it today?
>I don’t have to cook it?
>You kill the cow here?
>Why is it in a bag?
>Why is the bread so soft?
>Where do the fries grow?

>>213624463
Kek

>>213625047
So what's your stance on the issue?

>>213625197
>So it’s… a thread?
>And people just post in it?
>And it never ends?
>What’s the point?
>Where does it go?
>Do I win something?

>>213624539
In Australia, there are laws that determine how fast food can be served, to protect family values

His response was a good blend of "be polite to the customer" and "holy shit what a retard"

>>213625377
>Right at the end of your post, sir.

>>213625280

>Okay okay but what is the point of threads like these? What is the appeal of them? I guess I inherently like don't understand the point of generals threads threads threads

>>213625157
Kek

>>213625377
Checked

>>213625941
>What do I do with them?

>>213624481
What's confusing about it?

>>213624539
not at all. its seen as shit slop from an asshole just like in muttmerica

Her smug aura mocks me

>>213624450 (OP)
>I was just standing in a big long line. Why did I do that?

>>213624450 (OP)
>So let me get this straight, you want me to put this food into my ASSHOLE?

>>213626253
>They protect your virginity sir

>>213626330
>What's this line for?

Who you taking to come out with the dub chat?

The tamago

>>213626330
>waiting in line for food
Clearly a Communist spy.

>>213626476
Pure anime tier dialogue

>>213626592
How would Ray Croc react to sushi? I feel like it would fry his brain

>>213624450 (OP)
where do I check the catalog?

>>213626626
>reaches for sushi plate
>"no! dis is not foh yu"
>"no, no, no, i ordered an hour and a half ago"
>"and is not heeah"
>"you sure?"
>"pureasu undahstand"

>>213626845
Well done

>>213626592
i eat sushi the way i want Yo

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>>213628050
What’s this?