Thread 213624981

>>213624981 (OP)
>but what if xenomorphs... ON EARTH!?
didn't we do this already? like three times?

deadass already the best tv show of the year ngl

please sirs may I have some webms?

how bloated is this thing gonna be?

this feels like 1979 alien ffs

SEXO with those two hot sluts

I just watched Alien and it ended seconds before this premiere. It's looking Kino

can someone post a stream

They got facehuggers in water tanks it's fucking over.
>Can we get an underwear pussy mound expert on the scene to tell us if these women have bush or not?

>>213625043
>>213624134

>>213624981 (OP)
the sound mixing seems off. Gotta crank it up to hear dialog.

why does this already look 10 times better than any netflix slop?

is FX cookin?

>>213625084
I dont know what that is

>>213625112
FX always cooks

>>213625084
god bless

>>213625112
>is FX cookin?
always

Are the jews in the asian universe asian?

>>213624981 (OP)
>Ridley and I have talked about this — and many, many elements of the show. For me, and for a lot of people, this 'perfect life form' — as it was described in the first film — is the product of millions of years of evolution that created this creature that may have existed for a million years out there in space. The idea that, on some level, it was a bioweapon created half an hour ago, that's just inherently less useful to me."
NATURAL species bros, we're so back

>>213624981 (OP)
Based!

People smoke in the Alien Universe's future because they smoked in the 70s. I like the consistency.

>>213624981 (OP)
Post the 1080p magnets

so they were capturing alien species and now they're returning to earth

>commercials

i can't remember the last time i had to sit through fucking commercials for a show

>>213625000
Yes and they'll keep doing it wrong.

>>213625242
did you get a shot of the flat kino ass?

its already pissing me off the dialogue audio is so low

Is it connected to the new movie or its own thing?

>>213625255
Commercials? I'm not getting any. Do I need to stream it instead?

>>213625255
>he's not watching on hulu with adblock or the /v/ stream

megamind

When will TV writers learn to start in media res? The bear was the only recent show that wouldn't start you before the brothers suicide.

>>213625255
me too but it's worth it

Finally watching something new with my bros

So is the cancer girl dead now and is that synthetic just something with a copy of her brain installed?

>>213625262
i have to adjust my volume +15 when dialog, -15 the rest of the time

jarvis, what is the age of the bald girl?

missionary creampie sex with WENDY

>child mind in adult body

And suddenly /tv/ liked the show.

Wow, that was fast.

>>213625317
we dont know but probably which probably explains why peter weyland never used this tech.

also a thought is the person that the Wendy series synthetic body based on still alive or are they gone. cause u could have a senario where Wendy meets "Wendy" like Bishop II showing up in alien 3

I want to shoot my sticky inside WENDY

s-she's fast....

>>213625360
Check out Pistol, she has a good nude scene

Do they discuss the bonus situation?

>>213625362
Yea, me.

>sci fi set in the future
>plays shitty gay music from 2025

so wendy has the mind/maturity of a very young girl huh haha

>>213625176
based

>>213625414
Wendy does THIS

im suprised theres no racists compaining that the black woman was left in charge of feeding and looking after the aliens

>>213625454
WENDY NO

>weird boobs
LET ME SEE

>>213625472
I’m suspending my disbelief

>>213625505
see
>>213625454

i want a synth body

so does it get wet?

>>213625454
Why couldn't they program Ash to be the Nostromo pussy stretcher like how they programmed Wendy to be the dump? WY are cruel

See, I told you fuckers that the technology wasn't all holograms and touch screens

>a child mind in an adult synthetic body
what could go wrong

They make dying kids synths?

Did that Xenomorph moon walk?????????

>>213625588

Eh, they're disposable.

The Dick Head if fucking up the door!

she sounds like margo qualey

WENDY has medium size light brown nipples. CANON

>>213625610
Michael Jackson

>>213625588
Because it's creepy.

>>213625472
>>213625514
>im suprised theres no racists compaining that the black woman wa-
>*DING**DING**DING**DING**DING**DING*
kek

>redhead replaced by brownoid
not even trying to hide it

>>213625262
>>213625319
Most people watch shows on their phones while wearing earbuds, so all the sound is balanced around that. Try it out, if you wear headphones the dialog stops seeming unreasonably quiet, and it works with any show or movie that has that problem over speakers.

They are adding too much new lore.

>>213625665
Speak of the devil and they shall appear crying

streamer i watch is streaming it now, i dont expect much,

>>213624981 (OP)
Mega?

>>213625686
no

>>213625682
>Most people watch shows on their phones while wearing earbuds
I could believe it, but wtf. Surely people appreciate a good big screen to enjoy their show.

>>213625686
They're ignoring Prometheus/Covenant/Romulus, doesn't that make you happy?

so they did the black synth evil
ALIEN ENTER

>>213624981 (OP)
Spoil everything I don’t want to watch this shit.

>>213625005
Fr fr ?

FX has too many commercials.

The synthetic from Romulus is the black one in the stephen king movie trailer THE LONG WALK

the sets are perfect so far

>>213625741
Extremely. It's about time.

CRASHING THIS SPACESHIP

>>213625748
i kek'd

I want to have sex with a xenomorph.

>>213625783
>just waiting for the torrent to download and switch
yeah but show it's actually good

what was with him morphing his hand into a welding torch?

>>213625736
TVs are going the way of TV networks
the future of entertainment will be consumable while you are curled up to cry yourself to sleep in your pod

>>213625815
go back to /pol/
JESUS LOHAN GOT A NEW FACE

>>213625736
I'm watching on an 83in oled

>>213625820

He's a cyborg.

>Civvie Pulse rifles
neat

>White male, black female
What is it with this bleaching stuff?

So far It's worse than Resurrection but better than AVP2

So they were collecting xenos before Ripley incident?

>>213625888
>worse than Resurrection but better than AVP2
How does that work ? Its filled with shitty fan service but has a slightly better execution ?

>Peter Pan
>Ice Age

Sure is convenient Disney owns these two now.

>>213625912
yes

my favorite part was when they said It's Ripley believe it or not!

EWW WHAT IS THAT THING

He's got a narrow Urethra!

this show sounds terrible

>>213625953
Wendy is going to put her sperm into the xenomorph egg! Forshadowing!

>she can just watch the brother whenever she wants
Goddamn, the invasion of his privacy is crazy. I get that she cares, but I'd feel violated in his position if I ever found out.

I just watched Alien Earth 9/11

why did this cast this 5'5 twink as the brother? the black woman is like twice his size.

>>213625863
ive never seen any cyborgs in the alien universe liquify there body parts are reform them into something else like a welding torch. where is it storing the fuel?

Xeno apocalypse would be worse than zombie apocalypse unironically

when does he show up?

>>213625977
You think she watches him goon?

>>213625999

Somewhere. Maybe his chest.

This is the first time the franchise has had a cyborg, they still gotta establish stuff.

>>213626013
No shit.

>>213626022
Last episode, Saves the Xeno from the Lost Boys to hunt it

What the fuck did she have a magnet on her back how did that sword stay put

Is Alien a full on disney IP now?

wtf a Long Walk movie?

yea seeing my deadwood nigga back is all i needed to be invested honestly

>>213626058
Unfortunately.

>>213626062
yea they made the speed 3mph cause they realized 4mph is ridiculous

This is... kino? Wasn't expecting this. I'm enjoying it.

>>213626027
>You think she watches him goon?
Oh, of course. He seems to be a young guy, he's gotta goon sooner or later. She has absolutely by this point seen what his O-face looks like. Probably seen his shameful afterglow face too.

Can someone just post the link to the stream ?

>>213626058
Disney bought 21st Century Fox in 2019 so technically it and Predator are now

Props to having it crash in the middle of a city. Usually they chimp out and crash it in the woods.

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>213626121
Terminator as well

>>213626058
so a female xeno is a disney princess?

I miss Ridley Scott

>>213626013
Nah, xeno apocalypse would be way easier. It takes two people to make 1 xeno. And they don't have to deal with the "nooo my loved one is still alive!" Protecting zombies and hiding bite mark shit that sneaks traitors behind the defenses. Xenos would easily be nuked and infected cities destroyed

>>213626161
Actually that reverted to the creator. They only own the old movies.

>>213626186
I don't know how to fell about that since terminator has been going down hill after 2. But Disney could make it so much worse

>>213626180
why would wy want to release a xeno in an urban area?

Sort of genius to throw in a bunch of new fucked up creatures. Xenos are cool but we know them and they aren't scary anymore.

>>213626114
https://www.twitch.tv/dxstram400200

>>213626210
Same reason Umbrella used STARS to test their T-virus. Viability

are new planets colonized? or does WY want to kill off all humanity and make it forever cyborg?

why doesnt the brother have a helmet?

>>213626230
the alien bug hunt short story collection has some stories of colonial marines running into other creatures it's pretty kino

Is he the pedo from black mirror?

What a painful way to die, jesas

>>213626244
it doesnt looks like WY knows whats going on in that ship. he said it is their ship and they dont know waht is inside

>>213626250
>not have

>>213626267
Yeah, but that's not canon since they never discovered extraterrestrial life before Aliens. They explicitly say a bug hunt is a waste of time where they don't find anything.

I just watched Alien (1979) and it's so obvious the Alien rapes Lambert (the other girl). It's a slow shot of the alien's tentacle going between her legs and then you hear her breathing rapidly and it's not an instant kill. I guess the novel confirmed she was raped by the Alien too.

>>213625610
holy fuck it did

>>213626286
>bush jr
We NEED to see the presidential response from the future equivalent of George Bush. I want to see the beginning of the Global War on Ayylmaos.

lol what the fuck is this music

>>213626360
Isn't the point that the Xeno rapes everyone

>>213626244
they told us who owned what at the begining Wey yu owns mars and venus

>sending in the child minded adult synthetics
HOLY KINO

>>213626427
too bad it's not cailee spaeny thicc stubble pits.

>>213626424

No, Xenos kill. Facehuggers rape.

kek those are AUG kits for those pulse rifles

Is it worth watching or DEI slop?

in the year 2120 is it pedophelia to be atracted to a womans body when the brain is a child? How does it work

>youth minded pit flashing synths
This show is kino

>>213626492
So far it's good. Movie level.

>>213626424
>>213626460
Big Chap was the exception

come on
this is chud friendly

Saar.... redeemed

>>213626525
how far are you behind wtf

>Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck
I mean surely you would just scream?

feels a little too early to send in the lost boys

needed at least another hour of build up and backstory

>>213626360
Icarus - Episode One
TheNest

>>213626579
For me it's Bug hunt 1 and 2 by Klein

>>213626556
Plot convince

>>213626525
>I ain't your brudda, white colonizer
Honestly, I really thought this line was too much.

>>213626599
he's an evil synth
this is too chud coded
they want me to hate the black robot

>>213625086
Kek, brava

>>213626595
The fact that I know what this is and have watched both makes me disgusted with myself.

>>213626599
>>213626621
hes a cyborg not a sythentic

It should have been Jim who made this.

>>213626517
It makes Romulus look like a masterpiece

wendy looks like a chud

kino!!! the spider who came down onto the guys shoulder had a foreskin covering itself kek

>>213626013
A Glock can kill a xeno it would be fucking open season nigger

This new ghost in the shell arise is pretty good

Is this like a $300m budget Tv show? it looks better than the movies

Wait the dyed hair black lady is the military chief? LMFAO

what type of robot is morrow?(the black guy) why does he need oxygen?

>>213626687

Giger would be proud.

>>213626508
>would it count as pedo to be attracted to a fully adult synth with a child's mind?
I assume it probably hasn't been defined by law yet, since it seems to be new cutting edge tech. And there are some important questions, like can the minds within still mature and eventually be fully on par with adults? At what rate do they mature? Either way, the first man to try it is probably going to have to find out the hard way in a court of law.

this dude probably jacks off to her android ass

>>213626703

Cyborg.

>it's a prequel set two years before Alien (1979)
So it's fucking pointless then

Is wendy playing dumb asking questions about sperms? Isn't she a computah? I can show her frontshots.

>>213626703
breathing is how he tests the air for zest

>>213624981 (OP)
Watching it. It’s like Peter Pan, they keep referencing it

>>213626650
>Dying children who don't know any better stolen from their families and put into the bodies of terminators
>duplicitous cyborg letting his team die to carry out a mystery order
>medic brother who rushes in to conflict to save lives, grieving his sister but still gets along well with others
>monsters that brutally kill anything on sight
It was way more going for it in 30 minutes than anything past Prometheus. One of the writers has a sci fi slasher they want to write and simply hijacked the Alien IP to write it. Romulus is shit, by the way. This show somehow has better production value.

>>213626732
it's lore

>>213626739
She still has the mind of a child.

>>213624981 (OP)
it's good.

Why does the Xenomorph look off? Like its skin is too dry or something

>>213626784
it hasnt raped any young virgins yet to pass on the gene that moisturizes its skin

Ice Age now exists in the Alien universe.

Do you think wendys gets am sad over her old body?? ;;;(

>>213626768
Like the Emma Stone movie?


All of the jeets are distracting

>>213626784
Feels like a guy in a rubber suit, hence why it looks really rubbery. Idk looks off

>bro she rewrote the code somehow
>did we give her that ability?
This is so fucking bad

>>213626762
havent watched it yet but if youre telling me this show features some sort of early android tech that uses the minds of dying children to place them in the body of fully grown adults where they are then used as essentially cannon fodder for dangerous shit i think ill check it out

ALIEN BUG AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>213626767
…so pointless.

>over heah!
>oi oi oi oi
this cunt fail his Bluey audition?

>>213626820
aliens vs predator vs mammoths when?

Ew, its like a tick.

>>213624981 (OP)
No spoilers.
But seriously, please tell me this iteration will NOT focus too heavily on the nature of artificial intelligence. I'd rather the premise go back to it's horror roots first and foremost.
>>213625514
I thought you chuds would approve of a black having the most dangerous job. Y'all mfs be seething about anything niggas do...or don't.

>>213626621
he's not evil. just typical weyland yutani robot.

>>213626768
Hey cunt, get ready for a joke nobody has ever heard before.
So you mean she has the mind of a woman?

>>213626893
>death by gross ass bug
terrible way to go

Alien.Earth.S01E01.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.H265-SuccessfulCrab

but its not on rarbg or lepiratebay or on dopeboxsteramnig. : where. i watched the end somewhere , looks eh? maybe but whatever

haha what if it sucked on your dick that would be crazy

>>213626898
CYBORG.

>>213626732
>>213626767
>>213626885
Its

Alien: Andor

>>213626849
Because it is

>>213626925
yea that.

>>213626930
neat, im all for practical effects but slime it up b4 the camera

>>213626925
Android
Cybogs are humans with parts of their body replaced with robotics. Androids are all robotics

So far better than anything after alien 3

I like how they are using 1970s dissolves like in Apocalypse Now

What the fuck is up with this dialogue?

>>213626961
endless recalls and foreshadowing. it's good.

>>213626959
And he's a human with robot parts. They said so.

I have no idea what the fuck just happened

the show is literally about an island where little kids are taken to be exploited by a rich trillionaire, huh, interesting.

Not bad at all, I'm glad they have a double feature tonight, just this one alone wouldn't be enough to satisfy me.

>>213627027
he puts them into adult bodies before he fucks them, so its legal

it's actually good
not decent, it's a good show among all the shit services release
but i need to sleep
i'll catch up later
thanks for the links

>>213626969
Disney's marvel quips are slowly seeping in.

>>213627027
>>213627070
>future space Epstein ends up being the hidden hand behind the synth project and the aliens all along
Truly, it would be the Kino of all kinos.

>>213627070
uh, he put vagine and penis on robot?

>>213626989
>crazy scientist is putting dying children's minds into adult synthetic bodies
>WY synthetic on the space ship is transporting a live alien plus other stuff to Earth and crashed landed it
>children synths going on a rescue mission

Damn these are long credits.

Holy FUCK
Other anon is right it needs more KY jelly on it

>>213627102
>>213627114
>>213627027
they cast the right guy

>>213625086
nice stream brah, great quality

i hate this trend of releasing 2 episodes at the start of a season.
i have to get up at 6am and can't watch the 2nd one. fuck

all the current political climate fags ITT need to fucking fuck off already holy shit you can get your chud fix anywhere you want and you have to bring it here unsolicited

also fuck you bitches for replying to them

Damn Wendy has very cute eyes

>>213627184
SHES A CHILD IN ADULT BODY YOU SICK FUCK!

>>213625189
they smoke because its based and they know its healthy.

>>213627169
>current political climate fags ITT
wth, this thread is almost entirely apolitical

Does anybody have the webm of the alien costume on the dog running around?

>>213626359
Hey, I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang, remember that time?"
"Yeah, Frost, but the one that you had was male."
"It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby.

I need to see if it's possible I can reproduce with Wendy for science.

>>213627202
Kills off the seed toxins

>>213625417
Kek

See giant fucking black bug about more 6' feet tall with the the tail of a scorpion, and the strength to almost break an elevator door
>Have you seen any animals?
Actual dumbfuck, who talks about an alien in such a casual manner?

Why does the entire show feel like a trailer
I'm very confused

>>213627155
3 hours with commercials is a lot.

This show ain’t bad.
I think Wendy will kill the alien with her bare hands

>>213627147
>Didn't skimp on the gore
This show is bretty gud

>same writer as Fargo and Legion
it's kino.

this show had me at Spider Foreskin

>>213627236
so that means you really like it then?

>>213625784
His acting was superb in Romulus.

He just put down a woman in science something bad gonnna happen

the lead girl cute as hell

the pacing is really off

>>213627337
yeah he was fantastic in that

>my dad in mumbai the bloody bastard bitch
really??

RIP stream bros...

>>213627351
thas right!
Women are queens!
i love our new zoomer writing teams

Holy fuck this is kino

>>213627327
It just has a really, really weird rhythm that's a bit offputting.

>>213627312
Twitch took it down but it is kino. But fuk Disney channel id just buy it when its done.

>>213627392
>WENDY SHOW BOB AND VAGENE BLOODY BASTERD HORE
What did he mean by that?

If I was a trillionaire I would only make hot androids with perfect bodies and nice tits. I wouldn’t be making Indian guys.

>>213626360
That tail between the legs was meant for Brett before he's grabbed. It's literally his feet and lower body there.

Anyone else getting incest vibes coming?

>>213627392
>i told dem that I wanted to redeem my father
>but they said, "pleas no Saar, do not redeem"
Some very weird lines of dialogue in this show.

>>213627487
Whatcha watching it on, my stream got hit

How strong is this xeno?

He's killed like 20 dudes with rifles. I assumed they were like cheetahs with acid blood and could be killed with an AR-15.

>>213627511
Refresh

Aw lawd he comin

>>213627521
>could be killed with an AR-15
Since when?

>>213627487
>actual incest
>in year of our lord 2025, the year of puritan zoomers
Doubt it, even the mention of forbidden relationships tends to get the average twitterite screaming bloody murder.

xeno shots remind me of alien resurrection FUCK outta here. thought it was cool in the last part of Alien that it's content with sitting in a corner as long as it's not attacked.

>>213626492
Nothing forced so far.

lets jump this gap from a destroyed staircase
instead of turning back
not even running into or hearing anyone that needs help.....
somehow radio doesnt work in that elevator

geezuz fuck

>>213626642
He doesnt have the testosterone anymore to make Alien material.

>>213627545
they kill them fairly easily in Aliens

>>213627511
My brother's Hulu account

I’m really disliking it so far. The sound design is bad. Some of the actors are downright terrible (not everyone) CGI looks like shit. Pacing is all over the place. Dei rag tag characters.

>>213627565
he never had the makings of a varsity sigma male

>>213627574
Did you miss the line that those rounds explode? In Requiem the get shot with M4s/ARs and it doesn't do shit to them

>>213625217
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>>213627629
>>213627629
>>213627629
>>213627629

>>213627594
Oh! I don't wanna blatantly download it, guess I'll have to wait to buy a copy once it is done! So as long stays gay free that is.

>For a brief moment, she mentally compares her brother to Sid the sloth from Ice Age
Wait what? I feel like I imagined that or something.

>>213627618
kwab

>>213626210
>>213626242
TOTAL
GLOBAL
SATURATION

>>213624981 (OP)
If there isn't a sexy xeno I'm not interested.

>>213627565
Does this mean Avatar is a low-t beta male franchise

>>213627703
>Avatar is a low-t beta male franchise
truth

>>213627629
Why would the Xeno tackle the brother away from the egg, bros? Wouldn't it want him to get facehugged for more siblings?

Caught some of the tail end of the stream
>le eat the rich Alien crashes a foppish aristocrat dress up party subtext
>le ebil cops persecuting dindu black man subtext (and subsequent cop massacre)
>lead bitch can magically manipulate computer systems because ??? - ie. utterly retarded millennial writing. Anti-scifi, like actually trying to be as un-grounded and unscientific as possible
>a bunch of adult zoomers acting like how they think children act - so all the insufferability of child acting and none of the charms of actually having child actors
>seriously a scene where they all stand around whimpering in the most insufferable and unwatchable way possible
>tons of Peter Pan references, and none of its heart

Thanks I hated it.

>>213627521
I thought you need the super beefy rounds that only the colonial Marines had access to to even penetrate the xeno's exoskeleton

How was it? Fargo in space?

>>213626922
bump
i dont wanna wait tomorrow to watch

>>213627807
>>213627807
Only saw the second one. And it was good.

>>213627807
its great

>>213627807
Production value wise its the best looking thing currently on tv. Story is solid too but still too early to tell how it will play out.

>>213627807
kino in space
so far its passing my own personal standards, hopefully it stays good.

>>213627747
Vasquez killed one with a Colt 1911. Hicks killed a couple with a 12 gauge.

Why didnt he tell them about the alien after waking up from the shock ?

>>213626022
When the show finishes itl tie in to Badlands

>>213628132
can you blame him? Wendy is a cutiepie, she would make any man spill his spaghetti

>>213627959
The dialogue was:
>You were food
>But then you decided to not be eaten
This is some Bravo Nolan level shit

>>213627747
Nah they crack apart pretty easily.

>>213627807
It's not even remotely as slow burn as fargo. Both of these episodes are basically full sprint sci fi action horror the whole time. Looks expensive as fuck (and I just read it's fx's most expensive show ever surpassing Shogun'a 250 mil).

kino

>retcons retcons retcons some more

Fuck this hack writer and this shit show

>>213626696
lol holy shit you marketing shills are disgusting. Lying for a living makes you a horrible, horrible person. Hope you know that.

>>213628808
>near exact same post from other thread
You're not the only one in two separate threads.

What’s the name of the song that plays at the end of the first episode?