Thread 213626901

Post schlock that you love anyway.

Invasion from Inner Earth

I'm still stunned that Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game exists

>>213627139
Same, but for other reasons.

>>213627112
3 Slendermen Jeremy??

>>213627139
The game was worth a rental. The film wasn't worth watching at all.

>>213626901 (OP)
Nu Street Fighter gonna be so ass

>>213627112
How does this compare to Slender Man (2018)?

>>213627471
It's also referred to as "Customer 152". It's got a Slenderman vibe to it. It's about an autistic guy who declares bankruptcy then signs up for a "black credit card" and when he uses it, it's a fucking nightmare and then these three tall men come at him and fuck him up because he can't pay the exorbitant fee's the card charges.

>>213627576
>Low Tier God isn't Balrog
Already trash.

>>213627604
That's so ridiculous it might work. Does it work?

>>213627635
Does what work? In the end he's totally screwed and in the end it starts with another sucker about to fall for the same scam and it looks like everyone involved was in on it somehow. Strange ending. Weird movie. For some reason I really love it though. One of the few I guess.

>>213627576
I understand using a non blonde for a blonde role, but the Ken guy doesn't even look white.

>>213627674
Does the movie work was what I meant. If you love it then it probably does on some level...

>>213627576
who the fuck are any of these people?! RYU IS THE MAIN CHARACTER NOT BLANKA NOR GUILE!

>>213627768
Don't worry he's still the Mc he's just jewish and gay now

>>213627446
>oiled aussie girl
>leotard
dear baby jesus help me

>>213627576
>Andrew Schulz
>A four-part Netflix special, Schulz Saves America, premiered on December 17, 2020.[23][3] The special was criticized for its Anti-Asian jokes blaming Asians for the COVID-19 pandemic.
How did they get away with casting this white guy as a jap?

>>213627787
>jewish and gay now
Shinzo Abe died....for this?

>>213627823
>Schulz
>White

>>213626901 (OP)
Video game movies had soul when auteurs were free to bring their unique visions to life.

>>213626901 (OP)
Sucker punch, but it was a lot more interesting on the first watch when I thought they really were prostituting the patients

Trailer is so kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuXwMHF9y1Y

>>213627514
Wasn't this the movie with that it was Tuesday scene, I've seen that scene and it's great was the rest of the movie shit?

>>213626901 (OP)
What day is it?

>>213627985
Yes it is and no not really. The casting does not work except for moments like that where the actors are chewing the scenery which is rare because it's an 80s action movie first and foremost

>>213627766
Oh, yeah it works. Pretty well for being low budget I suppose. The main actor is pretty good and the use a blue tint on it so it doesn't look too low budget. The tall men are mysterious looking and it's really dark when they show up.

>>213627985
>>213628021
90s, pardon me

>>213627932
A Zelda movie back then similar to the crappy DIC cartoon would've been so fun

>>213627914
Wikipedia says he's Irish, no jews mentioned.

>>213627768
Ryu is the poster boy, not the main character.
He hasn't been the MC since SF1.

>>213628044
>Irish
>White

>>213628016
Whiteboy day.

>>213628051
don't you mean SF2 and the various anime that followed it? Alex was the new poster boy in SF3 sure and now it's Luke, so shouldn't Luke be the first revealed? Or rather, anyone not 12 years old who knows SF knows Ryu and Ken, not the other white guys. Hell even Guile should be shown before Dan or Balrog or even Akuma.

>>213627514
The only reason to watch it is Raul Julia as M Bison

>>213627932
Agreed.

>>213628849
>don't you mean SF2
no, Guile was the MC of SF2
>Alex was the new poster boy in SF3
no, he was the MC of SF3. and Abel in SF4, Rashid in SFV, and now Luke in SF6.
The poster boy was always Ryu, until they attempted to make it Luke in SF6, but that's barely caught on with people who actually play the games, much less the type of general audience this movie is trying to pull

>>213629284
The main character is Chun li's thighs and the poster boy is my dick. This has been consistent throughout the entire series

>>213626901 (OP)
While the attempt to ape Hong Kong-style Wuxia fighting is embarrassing and dated, The Musketeer does at least have a solid soundtrack that could be used in a better Three Musketeers adaptation.

https://youtu.be/yBXDBp4E8jc?si=aejR9UbNmdtVOXcI

>>213629382
doubt that actress is thick enough for chun li's thighs

>>213629440
:(
How dare you

>>213627669
I WILL RULE YOU!

not exactly schlock, but I firmly think that Zardoz is an absolute masterpiece

>>213629382
based

>>213629470
the music during this scene is kino

>>213628016
今日は水曜日です。

>>213629382
she allows you to keep your dick instead of bursting it with her thigh vice grip? seems doubtful. glad i stuck with matoko. her and sakura should finally get some screen time

>>213629284
>Rashid in SFV
Ah I've forgotten how much the camel jockey's have been investing in gaming over the past....decade? Why else would he be an MC no one will remember ever

In no way related to the manga or anime but still enjoyable
City Hunter, btw Chan was a big man...in Japan. Why else would Mitsubishi sponsor him?

Flash Gordon/10

>>213629470
She is very hot. Was the voice of Mulan and Aki Ross.

this movie predicted covaids

Van Helsing, of course!

>>213626901 (OP)
>Quick! Change the channel!

kino of the highest order if you were 13 like me when this came out, still kino today because I never grew up

>>213633023

Very underrated.

The child soldier training montage at the start is great.

https://youtu.be/u7jVrphpoLo

Another kino.

>>213633061
yeah I like how the wars they were involved in progressed from earth to then colony planets and they're wearing space suits

loved this franchise unabashed guilty pleasure

>>213633170
forgot pic

>>213626901 (OP)

Death Wish 3

It sucks they can't make good slock anymore

>>213633196
all those hard boiled movies from the 70's were great

>>213632733
the female vampires in that move were super hot

>>213627768
ryu is like scorpion, he's the poster boy that everyone recognizes but not/hasn't been the mc for years

>>213626901 (OP)
My favorite is that M. Bison has a painting of himself as John Wayne Gacy.

exactly like the first but stupider, still love it
>>213633186
the first one is good and faithful
2nd immediately goes off the rails but is still decent
3rd is just a mess, hell because they already used vince in the scorch they had to make someone else the half crank king

>>213632642
Dude, just recently rewatched this again, it's such a piece of shit, but the aesthethic is kino. It's almost unbelievable that it's an original ip and not an adaptation of some comic series or PS2 game.

>>213626901 (OP)
No Country For Old Men. I know, I know, only absolute retards love this shitty movie, but I just love the magical tracking device called "transponder"(no such thing existed in the 80s, transponders don't work like that) , terrible dialogue and horrible acting.

>>213633347
i never read the books i just liked the movies as being like dumb teen films based on young adult novels

>>213626901 (OP)
>Post schlock that you love anyway.

>>213626901 (OP)
The Core
It's absolutely retarded and there's a glaring plot hole but I love it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0

This is the good stuff
>>213626901 (OP)
>>213627951
>>213629252
>>213633196

>>213633509
based

>>213626901 (OP)
Any of the SciFi channels original movies from the mid 2000's were INCREDIBLE under the radar KINO's.
They would play them all day too.
Sucks that they never released a DVD collection of them or something.

>>213627932
So terrible the actors had to do it drunk.

>>213633989
Video essay enjoyer.

>>213633367
its like a fake comic book movie, its weird aesthetic and worldbuilding is why I like it

>>213633061
>Present Status: Between wars

>>213626901 (OP)
i heard americans always thought guile was the hero of the game

>>213629470
Raul Julia is such a fucking chad. He knew he was dying of cancer and his kids played the Street Fighter games so he asked to be in the movie so they could watch him play Bison before he died and gave one of the best performances of his career.

>>213633982
SciFi's miniseries version of Dune is the best Dune adaptation so far

>>213634093
I still haven't seen it - I really need to.
They did a lot of creature features at that time that were just incredible in concept and writing.

>>213632557
Then she emasculated Boba Fett

>>213630251
it may be completely different from the plot of city hunter (just like most movies adapations of games are) but having jakie chan in your movie is huge, i am surprised it wasn't that popular

>>213627768
You're right, Ryu is the main character (or poster boy or whatever). He's my favourite Street Fighter character in any case.

>>213627446
Alpha Cammy is Best Cammy.

>>213627576
You're probably right. I have no expectations whatsoever for Nu Street Fighter.

>>213627932
>>213627951
Mario 1993 was kino as fuck.

>>213633989
And high on weed, from what I've heard.

>>213629252
Mortal Kombat 1995 is unironically a popcorn masterpiece and I'll never pretend that it's not. It's fucking kino and it's the best video-game film of all time to this day (although, to be fair, that bar is already very low). Happy 30th anniversary to Mortal Kombat 1995. I deeply love Mortal Kombat 1995.

also the resident evil movies but they are already love enough

>>213627576
too many wrestlers in the cast, it's gonna be trash.

>>213626901 (OP)
it's hilarious how good these "schlock" are now compared to todays modern woke slop

I'll defend this movie to the death.
my favorite cozy movie of all time.

>>213633196
>considers Death Wish 3 "schlock"
you are a spiritual homosexual

>>213627446
unbelievable that kylie's career didn't take off in the us like it did in australia and the uk

>>213634523

Nigger please. Death Wish 3 is most certainly schlock, its great fun; but its definitely schlock. That's the theme of the thread you retard.

Death Wish 1 for comparison's sake is not schlock, its a really good film that explores the concept of vigilantism and society's attitude towards it.

Death Wish 3 has Charles Bronson blowing away street punks with a .475 Widley Magnum, a belt fed machine gun and a rocket launcher. Its most definitely unapologetic schlock and I love it for what it is.

https://youtu.be/KZL4wsOobfI?t=41

>>213634677
Giggler ass bitch probably thinks shit like "so bad, it's good!!!" exists.

>>213634720

Death Wish 3 isn't so bad its good; but it is schlock. Its pulpy, crowd pleasing nonsense that doesn't take itself too seriously like the best of Cannon films productions.

https://youtu.be/t5deIF1Pe3k

>>213627576
codybros...

>>213627704
this is a great movie and so is pic related

>>213626901 (OP)
I watched Judge Dredd with low expectations last month and ended up loving it. The production and set design are fucking awesome even if the script is meh. Alan Silvestri's score ain't too bad either.

It felt VERY similar in tone and look to Super Mario Bros 1993:
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>>213627932

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>>213627932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nawuOG9SObE&pp=ygUSaWdneSBhbmQgc3Bpa2UgcmFw
its a shame to me that'll adaptation's like this wont happen again, video games in the 80s were way less focused on story and much more abstract and with so little material that they were very open to interpretation in how to adapt them. Nowadays because of how much more set in stone things are that's just not as possible. Also its a shame that new super mario bros fancut isnt still around unless i missed it

>>213630251
more like boat hunter, like 2 minutes in a city

This film has some of the most exquisite cinematography ever, most expensive costumes and amazing visual effects but still is a complete mess in terms of story

>>213635302

The robot is great. Great design, great practical effect.

https://youtu.be/TZXH3EXEQTA

>>213635422
Everybody was waiting for the massive fight, but it was only the last 5 seconds of the movie.

>>213635422
tarsem was pretty good at aesthetics. if you havent already, you should check out his other films made before Immortals, especially the Fall (2006)

>>213635422
>>213635507
The Cell was pretty cool too

>>213627576
>Andrew Schulz as Hibiki
doesn't look Japanese to me

>>213628056
Calm down, Raj.

>>213629349
looks good. is it?

>>213634135
My favourite is when the black kid saves America and gets the (white) girl.

Fucking Odyssey of Konchalovsky

Can't wait to see how Nolan will ̶r̶u̶i̶n̶ top this thing for me

>>213635291
>Keanu with Morgan Freeman
i didn't even know this shit existed

>>213635422
I really enjoyed this film was cool very unique.

>>213632733
>>213634051
>>213634451
>>213635302
These chads know what's up.

>>213635948
i rewatched it recently and man what an absolute feast for the eyes it still is

Mickey Rourke was fucking goat back then

These are just good movies. Calling them "schlock" is a shield that says "see, I'm aware of how bad it is, I just like it ironically, please don't make fun of me self-important film snob". That film snob's award winning important prestige film about gay niggers or other woman issues is the real schlock.
I'll put in another vote for Hackers. It rules.

Off-topic I know, but I tried many times to make a post in this thread but couldn't because I got a message saying "Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again." even though my post wasn't fucking spam and was completely related to this thread. I had to phonepost just so that my post would get through. Looks like the jannies are being trannies again.

>>213636174
Supremely based post. You're right.

>>213636432
Except for the part about the movies being good. Midwit opinion.

>>213636395
you probably just used a word "reddit"

>>213636506
shut up, reddit

>>213636506
The actual midwit opinion is thinking these films aren't good, you demented redditor.

>>213636007
this is an awesome film

>>213636137
yeah it was based I rank it better than 300

>>213634075
Guile was the hero of the game. Ryu was the hero of SF1.
Each numbered entry in the Street Fighter series has a different protagonist (Alex in 3, Abel in 4, Rashid in 5, Luke in 6). Ryu is the franchise poster boy for branding and marketing purposes because he's recognizable, but he hasn't been the focus of the series in a very long time.

>>213627514
It was more than enough movie at the time, and all the characters were similar to the game. We got this after watching Mario Bros and Double Dragon garbage.

>>213627472
Insane body. The first and best Cammy cosplay.

>>213637664
I know Death Wish 3 got posted but the last one, Death Wish 5 was the tits! Michael Parks made a great Irish mob boss bad guy

>>213635884
I don't think it's shlock at all, it's still easily the best depiction of Odyssey. The corny 90's effects just add to it.