Thread 213629174

BRING OUT THE HOLY HAND GRANADE!

>>213629174 (OP)
cool fake image

You just know there's some Chinese person who wants to catch that bunny and eat the tentacles.

>>213629174 (OP)
he cute

Omen shunning grounds

>>213629251
>>213629174 (OP)
its a common tumor that develops on rabbits
typically look like horns behind the ears
this one's tumors are so bad that its all over its face

thats called a beard

>>213629251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxdJZRUBvlE

>>213629251
It's not and it's actually really sad.

>>213629174 (OP)
I live in Colorado and a tentacled bunny just flew over my house. I’m scared bros.

>>213629771
K. Keep me posted.

>>213629174 (OP)
sweet more horrors beyond my comprehension, six years ago that would be pretty freaky but at the rate the nightmare has been accelerating i'm surprised the dunwich horror isn't real yet but this is a good step towards that

>>213629855
Whatre those?

>>213629852
They’re knocking on my door now, I see them out the window and there’s lots of them. What do I do? Seriously I’m freaking out here.

>>213629174 (OP)
Isn't it myxomatosis? It's harmless to humans. There's lots of rabbits where I live and then around the same time every year they all develop it and seem to die off. Then they come back again in the spring :3
They can't see shit though so lots of them end up squashed on the road :(

>>213629174 (OP)
Let me know if the bunnys actually attacking other animals or humans. Then I would be concern>>213629251

>>213629174 (OP)
i fucking hate spaniards and midget so much bros.

>>213629174 (OP)
Bunny’s vax status?

Colorado also has deer infected with prion disease walking around. Basically the deer version of mad cow disease. But how do the deer acquire the disease? Cows get it by being fed other cows. I don't think wild deer engage in cannibalism.

>>213629174 (OP)
THEY KIND ARE ALL OF A PIECE

>>213630220
deer are fucking crazy

>>213630182
BASED

>>213630282
Cool read anon

>>213630715
there's more

>>213630182
>You're right breast comes off?

>>213629855
Morir es vivir

>>213629904
those are my crocs

>>213630220
They eat cow shit I suppose

>>213630220
chronic wasting disease in deer is spread through bodily fluids, which ticks can also spread if they feed on an infected deer

>>213629174 (OP)
That's just an esquilax

>>213630880
I honestly don't know if this is a position I would want to be in

>>213629174 (OP)
>>213629391
>O Horn-deck'd beast, from higher sphere deliver'd.

>>213630220
>>213631224
Chronic Wasting Disease is in the same family but isn't mad cow. CWD in Colorado deer/elk populations may be older than mad cow as CWD was detected in Colorado in the late 1960s.
>>213630880
Should've had a "WASTED" fade out instead of the CPR.
>>213630861
>I may have ignored the forest, but it certainly didn't ignore me
Damn.

Papillomavirus can cause these horns to grow. They look pretty weird but the "lovecraftian tentacles" are just an epic reddit meem

>>213631848
Thats demonic corruption

>>213629174 (OP)
Indians have been this for years, and no one bats an eye because "it's their culture"

>>213631968
there's this ancient black lady customer who has this and somehow has grandkids

>>213629350
I thought you were going to say, Chinese person spreading the virus.

>>213630220
>I don't think wild deer engage in cannibalism.
Mad cow (and CJD) can be spread through plants that grow on the grave site of an infected.
So maybe an infected deer finally dies, and after years some other deer come and eat the grass that was growing there.
Doesn't seem like that would be the primary source though...

>>213629174 (OP)
And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three.

Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out.

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

>>213629251
it's basically just rabbits with a really severe case of warts

>>213631358
total tick death

>>213629174 (OP)
This is your future, vaxxers.

>>213631848
looks like AI generated images from 4 years ago.

>>213629981
Step 1: CLOSE THE WINDOWS.
That's how the bunnies usually fly in.

>>213631968
>Indians have been this for years, and no one bats an eye because "it's their culture"
What.

>>213632452
>>213632073
>>213631358
It’s in the deer piss. The deer piss extra proteins out which covers the grass, and then other deer eat it and get it. Prions are just misfolded proteins so they can’t really be destroyed.

>>213632688
Indians think birth defects are a blessing from Ganesh, their elephant god. They’re a filthy deranged culture.

>>213633555
Would you eat elephant meat?

>>213632166
I always thought they were taking the piss with this scene until like a month ago some wannabe templar posted a long bible quote to "own" a thread on /x/ and I shit you not, the wording was just as excessive. Made me actually lol because it was an almost identical verbal bombardment.

>>213630220
prions are in groundwater and dirt and many can uptake them into their leaves and stems. they even find prions in tapwater. then everytime one of those deer dies they are just adding more prions to the dirt. and prions can survive for like 400 years or something. they're probably shitting out prions everywhere too but I don't know if that's true.

>>213633767
man fuck this planet

>>213629174 (OP)
>>213629688
Oh. So jackalopes ARE real.

>>213629174 (OP)
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>>213630066
Yeah myxomatosis is pretty much part of the natural rabbit cycle. As soon as their population gets too high it wipes them out.