Thread 213630090

Wait Jade, don't say that wo-

"There are only two genders"

>>213630090 (OP)
>My uncle has great reflexes, I'll show you!
>Beams Jackie in the head with an apple
That has been stuck in my head forever.

>>213630090 (OP)
Why were children depicted with such sovl back then and now children's animation is wretched and soulless?

>>213630090 (OP)
>Suspended for frequent and excessive use of the word "faggot", designated as a slur in the school handbook? Jade! Where you get all these bad words!?
>Aya, Jackiiiie, those faggots are hanging around outside the shop again. And one more thing, stop taking down my "no colored" sign from the door! Uncle's shop, Uncle's rules!

>>213630216
jews rape kids

>>213630322
I dont remember uncle being so racist

>>213630471
He's from a different generation, you have to understand.

>>213630322
>Black customer enters the shop
>Uncle starts chanting "Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao" behind the till and lighting incense without elaborating

>>213630090 (OP)
it's such a good song though
https://youtu.be/NjD0H4eBfng?si=Ga2Wy2ldNivOCiFi

>>213630090 (OP)
>anon... what's your type?
>...
>i-i have no type...

>>213630668
Jade Chan then Princess Azula a couple of years afterward ensured I was doomed.

>>213630731
>Jade Chan then Princess Azula a couple of years afterward ensured I was doomed.

>Jade Chan
>Trixie Tang
>Princess Azula


fucking kikes.... they knew what they were doing...

>>213630782
They should have given Azula the samurai armor she had in concept art

>>213630090 (OP)
JADE?

>>213630322
I remember back in 6th grade me and my classmates used to watch this show all the time. When we were in English class and it was time to read aloud, I would always do my spot-on Uncle impression and read the paragraph in his voice. I sounded exactly like him and it always got a laugh. No matter how many times teachers told me to quit doing it, I never stopped because it was such a hit with my classmates. To me it wasn't racist, just a funny voice I liked to do for my friends' amusement.

Then we had to read "To Kill a Mockingbird" and my English teacher specifically picked me to read a certain part thinking I wouldn't have the balls to do the voice in front of everyone. Let me tell you, you haven't lived until you've heard Uncle unabashedly call someone a nigger at the top of his elderly Chinese lungs. The detention I got was very much worth it.

>>213631080
Based class clown entertaining his fellow man

>>213630322
based chinese elder

ching chong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong with his ding dong

>>213630090 (OP)
what word?

Look out!

>>213630668
>It started early and often

>>213632120
It does seem that way

>>213630090 (OP)
this 'toon was thraxx af. loved those older WB shows

>>213630926
You a big guy!

>>213630322
Uncle was always right about everything

>>213631080
We all needed people like you in the classroom. Thank you for making school an experience.

>it's a writer's fetish with Jade episode
Not as blatant as Totally Spies, but any time there was a transformation or situation, it was always Jade. Tied up, gagged, turned into a giant, turned into a cat girl, turned into a rabbit girl, turned into a muscle girl, given a sexy future self, multiplied, turned evil, etc etc

>>213630090 (OP)
Autism: The Thread
Only autists genuinely enjoy watching cartoons meant for 8 year old girls, and only autists find the type of "humor" in this thread funny, grow up man children.
>i-it's not for girls thoug-
yes it is, I was a kid during this time and boys were already watching south park and family guy instead of this faggot shit. Kill yourselves.

>>213632692
I think this might be an edit

>>213632834
I never knew girls were into Jackie Chan, what a fascinating phenomenon.

>>213632834
>meant for 8 year old girls
how exactly was an action adventure cartoon about Jackie Chan doing martial arts in Indiana Jones style treasure hunts is aimed at girls?

>>213632875
>>213632878
>already resorting to damage control
truth hurts doesn't it troons?

>>213632894
I was just saying I didn't know about girls liking Jackie Chan, calm down son.

>>213632875
>>213632878
AtLA was a girl show
not so sure about jackie chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4aaUM1fHJY

>giving yourself away as a troll already
Pointless

>>213632834
>I deliberately entered a thread full of things that I do not like, and now I am mad. How could this be happening to me?

whoa, the hard r?

Pick two.

>>213633056
i need to rewatch the show

>>213634019
Horse and Dog are the only useful ones for a normal person

>>213634019
Dog, obviously, and rooster. Flight AND immortality so no need to worry about getting roughed up doing it.

>>213634134
How is ox not useful? How many things in everyday life would be easier if you were stronger?

>>213634019
Snake, for invisibility, and Rat, for motion to the motionless. I'm off to Madame Tussauds.

>>213634152
I work at a desk, man. Ox would be useful for someone whose job involved manual labor with no skill involved, like being a mover.
I guess that'd be a good plan, picking Rabbit and Ox and starting a moving company lol

>>213634210
No, all the time. In your everyday life, you move things, you lift things, you struggle with things. It doesn't have to be your job for it to be useful that you have super strength.

Like rooster doesn't need to be for your job. Mundane usage is just as helpful, such as eliminating the need for a ladder for anything because you can just float.

>>213634019
Rabbit and snake.
Invisible and superfast. The ultimate thief and occasional assassins.

>>213634266
I can't think of anything in my daily life that would require super strength or would even be necessarily improved by possession thereof. Like, I hit the gym to maintain a level of physical fitness for health and aesthetics, obtaining magical strength wouldn't help with their of those.

>>213634019
The one that gives immortality and the one that gives intangibility.

>>213634019
Monkey essentially gives you the ability of half the talismans. And tiger so I can have sex with my female self.

>>213632120
tarantula definitely cast her because of her early work

>>213630322
yu mou guai gwei fai di shao-pilled

>>213630322
Ror

>>213630471
if you think thats bad, there was that episode where he went on a tirade about nanjing until the commercial break!

I finally get to post this classic again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXP0icVdIzs

>>213634168
200IQ

>>213630216
The world used to believe that children were the future. Now, AI is the future.

>>213634019
Dragon Monkey

>>213635250
>pic
That's why one should never draw totally black hair.

Quiz time. What's the most in depth piece of Jackie Chan Adventures trivia you know?
>Uncle was part of a troupe called Seven Little Fortunes
>IRL Jackie Chan and many of his collaborators, including Sammo Hung, was part of a Peking opera trope with the same name

>>213632120
>>213634886

>>213632834
The insecurity of this post

>>213635394
Jackie Chan wasn't even voiced by Jackie Chan!