Thread 213630323

>HOH: Ava
>Noms: Keanu, Vince, Zach
>Veto: Kat

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- Zach 10k bribe

previously on /bb/: >>213623139

I'd eat lauren's poop

Lorgan

>>213630369
rachels gonna save keanu

>>213630369
i like when he hides in the egg and peeks out of the arm hole

what happened. why is keanu so mad at morgan?

>>213630397
She's being a snake

>>213630397
she tried to throw him under the bus to mickey this afternoon

>>213630397
she has snaked keanu a couple times these past couple days by relaying info he has told her to mickey

>>213630397
by being a snake
>>>/wsg/5946669

>>213630424
why would mickey rat her out?

>>213630454
Mickey called Keanu into the workout room with Morgan to get to the bottom of it.

>>213630466
boomer game

>>213630466
She's gotta be playing dumb right

>>213630510
the hag fears the egg

SHE DOESN'T KNOW CIV
SHE GOTTA GO

Morgon lying about video games

Morgan seems like the type that would be into Resident Evil

>>213630569
MORGAN DOESNT KNOW CIV???? FUCK THIS BITCH I HATE HER

not to be a pickme type but sim games are my favorite and to be a female streamer with no knowledge of simulation games is fucking WILD

>>213630597
are you a grill?

yo unc be stressin tho fr lmaooo

>>213630352
>It's over Glenn

>>213630569
>>213630597
You retards know she hasn't told anyone in the house that she's a gamer?

I watch YouTube let's plays

What game would you talk about with your BB houseguests?

Why would you lie about playing video games? It's like lying about watching movies

who in the house has the highest IQ?

>>213630649
manhunt

>>213630673
the jobless guy

>>213630658
They might figure out that she's a gamer and that would put the biggest target on her back

>morgan saying she sucks at every game to downplay the gamer association as much as possible
kek

>>213630649
i would talk about big brother since none of the HGs seem to be familiar with it

she's gold in Apex WE NEED HER OUT

>>213630728
kek

>>213630673
ashleigh. LMU. georgetown law

>>213630619
>>213630649
metal gear solid, splinter cell, deus ex, hitman

Dudes geeking out is my favorite

>>213630746
I played a lot of sonic adventure 1 and 2

>>213630673
lauren obviously

>>213630673
high iq ,low eq kelley

>>213630829
she's literally me

>keanu loves his games
Why does this make so much sense

>>213630829
im thankful i dont have an underbite like her

>>213630841
hes a dnd nut of course he loves vidya.

Morgan could be bonding with Zach about games right now. Missed opportunity

zach has to genuinely like morgan on some level no? he hangs out with her WAY too much for there to be nothing there, lorgan freudian slip aside of course lmao

>>213630948
her thinking they'd care about her being a streamer/faux gamer was such a weird thing desu, nobody was going to care about it
like no they won't send you to block city for admitting you played RDR2 morg

Morgan told us multiple times she would hide her gamer gurl status and yet you still fall for these lies

Fire emblem is pretty difficult but also enjoyable

>>213631004
yeah turns out she's kind of a weirdo

>>213631076
I only played Three Houses and got bored, perfomance was ass on it too

>>213631076
i tested a flipphone samsung one and it was cozy replaying gba ones in emulator.

>talk lower
I'd be pots and pansing ropes every day for this shit how the fuck do they not lose it at her?

>>213631141
I would have laughed in her face when she said to respect the previous HOH’s nominations

>>213631141
gotta separate the player from The Game

>rope to ashley
>if its him(keanu) and zach, i think we have to send zach home

>>213630569
>ywn play an 8hr game of civ at a LAN with keanu

>>213631196
ropes will flip flop 1000 times before thursday evening so I wouldn't put too much stock into that

some faggot cameraman is on that keeps avoiding kats ass

rat are such a shitty showmance I thank god they're so inconsequential to the house dynamic so we aren't forced to see them constantly

>>213630649
diablo 2

Ropes is annoyed that the tuna tastes like fish

>>213630649
system shock 2

>>213630829
kek i wonder why people think shes weird

>>213630649
any game with mods rts

>>213630649
the kotor games
they'll learn apathy is death through practical examples of total coaster death

>ashley and ropes
>kat and rylie

feeds kill

>>213631246
I tab out whenever all the cams are on them. Kat is a gigacunt (future Karen in the making) and Rylie is a psycho. They deserve each other.

>>213631269
She requested a tuna pastry from keanu which they were calling a diaper and she took one bite of it and said she didn't like it because it tasted like fish

25 and 26 were such cleaning nazis you almost forgot just how the ants run that house
they're fucking everywhere this season kek

Mickey has revoked Ashley's permission to talk to Rachel and Kat

mick jong un at it again

vince is wondering how kelley got so close to keanu

>when did she get so close to him
>just cuz they were on one side of the vote

Lauren has only eaten croissants, nuts, and a cinnamon roll today. It's so tough living without DoorDash.

>>213631450
>hang people out to dry by not telling them you backed out of a vote flip
>wonder why those people don't support you anymore
many such cases

Need some black women on the block next week, they're getting too comfortable

>>213631495
him and zach are a perfect pair honestly with how they dont know why people dont want to keep them over keanu

>>213631457
imagine the smell

is Ava depressed or something

>>213631573
on her period, has made her sad and depressed for days

kek rachel rn

>>213631573
she didn't get her daily 16 hours of sleep

>>213631443
vince wrote off kelley and keanu way too early and it bit him in the ass big time with kelley.

>>213631315
Kat really is just a giant bitch, does she have any redeemable qualities other than her body?

rachel and ropes will have a blowup soon, you can feel it in the air that it's building up

>>213631647
Her personality is that she is hot

>>213631661
good. rachel needs enemies to shine.

I can't hear shite

Kat is sad and wants her mom :(

>>213631458
Do zoomers really get food delivery every day

>that simpmode assgrab during his "comforting" hug
ick
meanwhile eggman and the troll conversing in her dark cave - I mean the hoh room

>>213631797
or they go out or they wait for an adult to make something for them

>>213631647
Her body is all she has. Everytime I turn on feeds she's staring at herself in the mirror

>>213631647
I half think they cast her to be "badass bitch who don't need no man" which is hilarious

>>213631824
kino

lmao vince wtf are you doing

kat crying for some reason

them lead pipes are working their magic right now

>>213631845
asking ava to break a tie for him

>>213631845
>kat crying for some reason
she misses her dead mom

vince can go

>>213631859
its tuesday and she had the lights out

i wonder if kats nose gets a little red like taht when she has sex

ava basically took the boldest shot of the season so far then proceeded to sleep 16 hours every day, barely game talk except with 3 people and do nothing. she tanked her game hard for no real reason kek

>>213631824
alien visits sleepy farmgirl and beseeches her to save his species

is it physically impossible for rytard not to have a hand on her ass when hugging?

>>213631893
i bet she disappears into the background the next couple weeks

>>213631907
he just needs a post nut clarity
POST WALL HOH ROOM SEX

>>213631920
she's shot her chance at winning barring some incredible luck but is most likely a mid or late juror with how irrelevant she is

>>213631907
he is a touchy feely kind of guy, whats the problem?

>>213631946
isnt that a love langauge or something?

>>213631907
hes wondering how hot her dead mom is

i seriously still have no idea who will win this thing. this season is....so messy.

Normally production would tell them to turn on the lights, but they must be loving the infrared egg kino

>>213631907
He has anxiety

>>213631983
the night and whispers fits the hard boiled vibes

>>213631975
the lack of any real alliance of more than 3 people has left this shit wide open, who is hoh is going to be extremely important the next couple weeks

>>213632017
yeah it's great

holy fuck rylie

>>213632017
i feel like vinny, keanu, rachel is a real possibility for final 3. i just want morgan and mickey gone, i need them gone so terribly.

>>213631870
Watching him grovel more and more to Rachel as the season goes on would be kino

>kat trying to change the subject from her being sad
>rylie brings it back to her being sad and that he is here for her

>>213632012
kek

weasel is not letting the troll go back into hibernation until he thinks he can convince her to save him in a tie

>>213632083
and he basically told her he loves her and is going to be with her for years lmao

the egg costume is genuinely the best one they’ve ever done, every screenshot I see with him in it makes me laugh

>>213632069
ropes and rytard are the only two winners I'd genuinely be mad about
I could even handle a morgan win, hell even won't somehow pulling it off

Ava looks kinda hot in night vision wtf

>>213632109
The fact that it's Vince and he's on the block makes it 10 times funnier

>>213632109
bb production has really bumped visuals, the house, and costumes for this seasons, reminds me of bbcan in that way. i hope this standard keeps cos its super fun and cool.

>>213632083
thats his fuckin baby girl

Ava might be jewish, just a hunch though

Ash has been quiet this week, probably keeping a low profile after flipping her vote kek

>>213632193
She is jewish she has said this multiple times and she has jewish phenotypes

I don't think he got her there fully but ava definitely bought some of that ratty egg mist

>>213632191
without context this is a image has a threatening aura

>>213632012
Lmao

>>213632191
MY BUBALA

>>213632191
big brother has created some of the greatest imagery

BUNK BED CUDDLES

>>213632193
>>213632209
she claims to be italian and says it outright in her parade pre season interview, quit trying to mindfuck us into her being jewish

Mickey from now on will be referring to Rachel as "the star of the show"

>>213632271
raging feminist btw

>>213632279
I just watched her call Vinny “bubala” like 10 times

>>213632277
Why does this make normie feeds screech "HES STALKING HER!!"

>>213632309
and? my irish/english grandmother and mother say it and I don't even live in NYC and am not jewish whatsoever
a lot of the stereotypical "jewish" stuff has kinda permeated into generic northeastern culture, at least if you're close to NYC anyway

>>213632300
She's going to be a single mom HR Karen in 10-20 years with resentment to all men after her baby daddy domestically abused her, it all fits too perfectly

>>213632208
very jewish image

>>213632341
>point out that a jew is a jew
>kvetching ensues

>>213632355
then i can swoop in for the scraps

>>213632370
nothing makes a jew seethe more than being called a jew

>>213632291
keep stoking that fight ropes
>>213632370
there was not a single jew in the little ass town I grew up in lmao, but keep seething

Ask Ava to chop up some garlic and we'll find out the truth

>>213631940
cope, if she can hide in the background for weeks into jury she will do well at f2

You can tell all these bitches wish they were cast on Love Island instead and this was their back up

Keanu does not fuck with that bitch Morgan

KEANU KILL THAT BITCH

kek who's the guy always rushing in to say
>she's italian! calling her jewish is gaslighting!
/bb/'s cast of characters are wild this season

>>213632370
she's def jewish, she called zach a mensch another yiddish term

Mickey reached the sub 1.00 club in the last 24 hours. Still a ways to go for Andy's record low 0.30.

>>213632460
SHE'S ITALIAN IS WHAT SHE IS
AND IN THIS THREAD AVA IS A PROUD ITALIAN-AMERICAN, END OF STORY!

>>213632483
Maybe the kvetchers are seething about her being called jewish is because her mom isn't jewish but her dad is.

>>213632516
She said she is more irish (kek) and moreso identifies as an italian

lauren saying teyana taylors body is insane

>>213632483
I've seen that bitch sitting in her hoh room, talking to ropehead on the couch, spinning a fucking menorah.

BB27 winner in the havenot room rn

>>213632483
>yiddish
absolutely meaningless metric then kek
it's like how people in my area all say kielbasa like polish people do (kibasee) despite most of us having no polish ancestry, weird linguistic quirks spread around

if it looks like a jew, talks like a jew, acts like a jew
it's a jew

these ropes-morgan body language vibes are downright rancid

a model named Ugg Bad?

discussing met gala looks with the tlp

>>213632658
>>213632677
she is finally in her element

>>213632497
I don't think she'll reach andy/pootard levels but hey, she's doing her damnedest to try

Ava isn't Jewish culturally and she wasn't raised Jewish. A few weeks ago she was talking about how Jews always ask her about her last name and she doesn't know what to say. She's 25% Jewish at best and probably has equivalent or greater amounts irish/italian than anything else. She probably has never had to step foot in a synagogue, and if she has to question if she's Jewish then she's not Jewish.

>ropes loves real housewives
why am I not surprised?

Ava personally authorized the strikes on Gaza

>>213632721
>black twitterite loves black twitter crap
shocking

>>213632707
So you're saying she is genetically jewish

>>213632707
ok so just so we are all on the same page, you are saying she is not jewish?

I wonder if Rylie and Kat are doing sexual stuff right now in the train room

>>213632824
he's got her in bed and is bricked up
she owes him sex

>>213632824
her step mom is on the phone with cbs

>>213632836
yep those are the rules

How does watching these hyper degen reality trash shows not completely rot zoomers mentally and emotionally

>>213632852
>How does watching these hyper degen reality trash shows not completely rot zoomers mentally and emotionally
are you not watching how they act right now? that should answer your question

>Lauren: who's your guys' favourite content creator
>Morgan: um uh i don't really...
>camera lingers on her face a little
kek

>>213632852
like Big Brother?

>>213632773
25% at best. I don't know her lineage past the one or two conversations I heard in feeds.
>>213632778
Define "Jew." Because she does not go to synagogues, does not practice Judaism, doesn't think that she is Jewish, and she probably unironically thinks Israel should be replaced by Wholesome Palestinian Wakanda like every Tiktok zoomer believes.

>>213632705
>tux gear
+10 comp ability

>>213632876
>Big Brother
>hyper degen
>compared to these shows that are actively about cheating, incest implication, people in a house solely to have sex

>>213632852
TV is far less harmful for your brain than any form of social media, youtube, image boards or short form content.
Also, zoomers aren't watching those shows.

morgans talking about her modeling career

IT WAS CAM

Kelley is coaching Kenau about how to notice "things" so he can win the block buster

>>213632936
If Amy was still there she'd be running this house like the fucking navy

>>213632898
look anon, im not in the definition business. im just making sure its clear that you are saying not jewish cause it seems like you might be waffling

>>213632926
Disagree in the sense that you can interact and have agency on those other platforms, not just gormlessly stare at people being degenerates and dissolve it into your brain. Zoomers definitely watch Love Island, MILF Manor, all this shit. You're insane to think otherwise.

K/K comparing notes. Confirming they'll be voting out Zach

>>213632957
he's still going to throw it like an idiot isn't he though?

>>213633000
i doubt it

ropes finna ballistic

Keanu telling Kelley they should work w/ Rachel but need to be careful about it

>>213633033
>i trust you
>i trust you
>i love you kelley
>i love you

ropes/morgan again
no doubt mickler will be back to loving morgan and hating ashley after it

laurens gotta pee

rorgan gym

Morgan why the fuck do you submit to this woman

>>213633080
I’m sick of these two

lauren brought up marcellas going home with a veto in the bathroom kek, wonder if morgan will be paranoid zach told her about his power?
side note for how fucking retarded in game boren is she is the only one actually remembering this shit besides the actual vet player

>>213633104
she knows it's very easy to get jimmy'd if you're a scorned ropes ally kek
but to be serious for all her bluster morgan does not handle conflict well at all

>>213633116
i still have no idea what the comp is she has mentioned multiple times of them being buried in the yard

>>213632973
>you can interact and have agency on those other platforms
Internet is far more harmful to your brain. You would have noticed it first hand if you were alive before the advent of smartphones. Or you can look at studies that will tell you how bad it is for your brain.
>Zoomers definitely watch Love Island, MILF Manor, all this shit.
That shit is for Morgan-aged women

these people piss me off i gotta stop watching

>>213632376
based move-in after completion enjoyer

>game talk
>rachel comes back to life

>>213633143
Why are you here and not staring at the box in your care home then gramps?
>out of touch boomer has no idea what young people do
Many such cases

>>213633142
it's in the season with dan's first season, like week 2 or 3

>>213633190
we need morgan actually there for one of these combos, she'll die inside hearing rachel so passionate

laurens rebooting

feeds are still feeding but I'm passing out, here's hoping there's no surprise pop offs tonight I'd miss
night babes

>>213633204
is she some kind or bb savant?

>>213633194
ur a schizo

>>213633280
for >>213633204

Crossing my fingers for Zach to go home and to have a Keanu/Vince/Rylie block next week.

>>213633353
Meds, now

>>213633376
ew

Why hasn't someone made Big Brother but with 8 roided males and 8 slutty surgery bimbos? This wholesome chungus DEI shit every season is wack.

>>213633143
zoomers started getting interested in love island with s6 when the edits popped off on tiktok, it's huge with every zoomer girl now

>>213633429
it was a different time hot girls arent allowed anymore

>>213633429
You're looking for Love Island fren

>>213633438
also love island s6 is one of the most kino reality tv season ever

>>213633448
Yeah but I want cool twists like Janky or The Mastermind. That's the only reason I watch anymore.

>>213633461
post bobs and vageen

The best boot order, objectively, is the following:

Zach, Mickey, Morgan, Rachel, Kat, Rylie, Vince, Ashley, Ava, Will, Lauren, Kelley with Keanu as the winner

>>213633526
Based, but Ava needs to be gone sooner. All she does is sleep 20 hours a day

>>213633526
replace vince with lauren and ava with morgan

>>213633526
Kat, Riley, Will, Lauren and Ava can all go earlier than you listed them in.

Ashley and PopPops are clocking that Mickey is a schizo bipolar gamebot who doesn't know or care about anybody's personal stories.

Ashley says she will put up Rylie next week

>>213633635
WALL
WALL
WALL

>>213633635
>one wall later

I've been locked in a shack in the middle of the woods since last Thursday, so I missed the entire HoH
I managed to narrowly escape and now I'm using the public McDonald's wi-fi to ask one simple question:
Who running this house?!

>>213633765
The Mastermind

What if feeds cut for a couple minutes and came back with The Mastermind laying in bed with Ava

Ashley and Will have clocked Mickey's game and know not to tell her anything important but due to "reasons" they can't target her

>>213633859
oh for fucks sake

>>213633154
yeah, i went and had a shower and shaped up my pubes

>>213633635
>>213633761
kek'd

>>213633816
kino

>>213633859
the boss of all black people threatens their families before the show starts.

the bitter jury would be funny if it has will ashley and mickey in it

Nucookout absolutely despise each other and they still won't target each other. All 4 of them would most likely put 3 white people up. Just a joke and Zach is a fucking retard cause we could have been rid of Morgan this week with Mickey blowing up her game trying to save her.

>>213633859
it's bigger than the game

M&M's hit list is now Keanu (this week), then Rachel, then Kelley

"And then we're in jury." They're drawing up a preferred jury boot order and a secondary jury boot order.

>i dont think shes coming for rachel
>meanwhile shes saying she needs rachel out before jury
i think ropes has lost the plot

>>213633981
These bitches spend all day together (very obviously to the other hgs) going in circles only to end up at the same boring conclusion every single time

>>213633981
>keanu wins blockbuster
>rylie wins HoH
>morgan ashley rachel noms
rachel was right with these schizos trying to plan 8 weeks ahead

>>213633972
The OG Cookout couldn't really stand each other either

Morgan loves repeating how much Kelley loves her

morgan will eat the zach m&m at the end of this

>>213634074
JOHN FUCKING MADDEN

If Will wins the wall (kek), his hit list is Rylie, Katherine, Lauren

>>213634074
>>213634083
lmao

>>213634087
based
pop gonna get rid of the dead weight

Rylie also seems the most likely to win the wall

>>213634049
isnt kelley going to do mickey morgan ashley as her noms?

>>213634200
Yeah

>>213634200
the three black women? no she's not.

>>213634216
kelley isnt lauren ok

kek lauren just rebooted

>>213634216
Morgon isn't black

what are the votes looking like for all the different scenarios?

>>213634261
ideally keanu, vince, and zach stay

>>213634087
i know some people will say lauren isnt white but cmon will

>>213634261
if keanu is sitting on the block, he's finito
if it's vince and zach, vince stays

>>213634261
im honestly not sure. the shit keeps bouncing around.
morgan and mickey are under the impression that they control who is staying and who is going

>>213634293
>>213634321
>>213634331
praying keanu wins blockbuster and zach goes

>>213634367
>file sorting completed
>proceed to check the time

>>213634367
kek, thanks!

>>213634367
Ready for thinking

>Morgan isn't black despite identifying as black and being black
>Ava is Jewish despite not identifying as Jewish and not being Jewish
Are /bb/ posters the smartest humans on Earth?

>>213634425
Give it up already Goldberg

>>213634425
they can identify as all they want. /bb/ will cut through to the truth.

>>213634367
>ashley wants to talk more
>dont make a finger gun at your temple

cmon bb you really going to make keanu do this right now. you got all the shots you needed for wed ep

Is everybody just telling each person on the block that they will save them?

keanu has gotten highly efficient. the cut away was not that long and he has 12 of those rolled out already

>>213634589
yeah

>>213634589
sounds like it lol. mickey is unironically running the house. what she decides tomorrow night is probably how the house will fall

>>213634645
>>213634645
>>213634645
>>213634645

>>213634619
She isn't though. She's been on the outs since the end of her HOH