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Anonymous No.213630940 >>213631000 >>213631050 >>213631259 >>213631340 >>213631502 >>213631683 >>213631703 >>213631952 >>213631995 >>213634667 >>213634691 >>213635231 >>213635737 >>213635806 >>213638900 >>213638973 >>213639263
Kino is back!
Anonymous No.213630982 >>213631037
Marc please give me a job. I can bring coffee and clean the keyboards.
Anonymous No.213631000
>>213630940 (OP)
Grim.
Anonymous No.213631037 >>213631095 >>213637255
>>213630982
provide a step-by-step process to thoroughly cleaning keyboards to prove your competency.
Anonymous No.213631050 >>213632052 >>213634627 >>213635771 >>213639263
>>213630940 (OP)
Weapons 9/10
Eddington 3/10
Naked Gun 7/10
Fantastic Four 4/10
Superman 5/10
Anonymous No.213631095 >>213631700 >>213640361
>>213631037
Blow on it, turn it upside down, knock it a little. You can use duster. Then I personally use alcohol-free witch hazel to clean each key with a paper towel after removing them. Clean the bare board with a moist cotton swab, must be Qtip to avoid leaving residue. Put it back together.
Anonymous No.213631259
>>213630940 (OP)
Unironically I felt this way after seeing Dune Part II, Heretic, Nosferatu, and Superman in the last 12 months or so
Anonymous No.213631270
Haven't seen a movie in theatres since Joker and before that Avatar. I don't get out much.
Anonymous No.213631340
>>213630940 (OP)
Well, I've seen the new Red Sonja and it's bad, so he's wrong.
Anonymous No.213631502 >>213631698 >>213635214
>>213630940 (OP)
That depends on whether or not Nobody 2 is any good
Anonymous No.213631683
>>213630940 (OP)
>Naked Gun
Good
>Weapons
Mid
>rest
Bad
Anonymous No.213631698
>>213631502
They upgraded the director but downgraded the cinematographer.
Anonymous No.213631700
>>213631095
you're hired
Anonymous No.213631703
>>213630940 (OP)
I mean it's better than last year
Anonymous No.213631746 >>213631853
Dis nigga sat on a wall
Dis nigga had a great fall
Dis nigga got yolk matter
Dis nigga look like he bout to be shot air-to-surface
Dis nigga envisioned by Lorne Michaels
Anonymous No.213631853 >>213639001 >>213640398
>>213631746
He has great political takes but his money keeps going to grifting asians.
Anonymous No.213631952 >>213631979 >>213632007
>>213630940 (OP)
all it took for slop to become kino is all-white casts

what an amazing trick!
Anonymous No.213631979 >>213632011
>>213631952
>Pedo Pascal
>white
Anonymous No.213631995
>>213630940 (OP)
My friend went to see Weapons over the weekend. He spent the entire dinner talking about how he was so looking forward to it, and that it had such a good score on rotten tomatoes.
He never brought it up after coming back from watching it. I guess it was pretty meh.
Anonymous No.213632007
>>213631952
>Weapons
Has a gay asian
>Eddington
Jew Phoenix, Spic Pascal (inb4 basque, spaniard whatever, spanish are like 30% moorish rapebabies, who are not white)
>Naked Gun
I guess
>Fantastic Four
Spic Pascal again
>Superman
Jew Superman, black Mr. Terrific basically scene stealing
Anonymous No.213632011
>>213631979
argentians are white
Anonymous No.213632052 >>213633103 >>213639172
>>213631050
Damn, should I go see weapons? I don't even know what the fuck it's about.
Anonymous No.213633103
>>213632052
It's mid
Anonymous No.213634627 >>213634707 >>213635241 >>213638985 >>213639003
>>213631050
I watched both Weapons and Eddington yesterday and I thought Eddington was the better film.
Anonymous No.213634667
>>213630940 (OP)
Smell that
It's called desperation
Anonymous No.213634691
>>213630940 (OP)
Lol giving Hollywood money after the last decade, no thanks
Anonymous No.213634707
>>213634627
that just means your taste in movies is shit
Anonymous No.213635214 >>213635281
>>213631502
I think there's zero chance of it being good. The whole point of the first movie was to show a guy who seemed meek and mild as a highly trained and capable killing machine. What is the hook for the new movie? He's on holiday now?
Great.
Anonymous No.213635231
>>213630940 (OP)
Shill post. Aster is so dry yet thinks he's droll. His humor suits shorts format, not long features.
Anonymous No.213635241
>>213634627
Pascal dies way too soon

The Jokah can't carry a movie by himself
Anonymous No.213635281
>>213635214
It's an 80s dad movie now. Be Gazarra takes sex trip to Asia
Anonymous No.213635737
>>213630940 (OP)
>I watched a bunch of mid overrated garbage
Anonymous No.213635771 >>213638985 >>213639003
>>213631050
Weapons was dogshit, Eddington was a legit 8.5/10
Anonymous No.213635803
all below 4 stars on letterboxd btw
Anonymous No.213635806 >>213637168
>>213630940 (OP)
America is a dead. It's corpse is being picked clean.
Anonymous No.213637168
>>213635806
this
Anonymous No.213637214
A man should only use emojis with his gf
Anonymous No.213637255
>>213631037
Order a new one of the same model on the company's dime, and act like I did more than I actually did.
Anonymous No.213638900 >>213638913
>>213630940 (OP)
Aster is a good director but he desperately needs a good producer+editor to control his excesses.

His movies are more bloated than the last films than Scorsese, if that is even possible.
Anonymous No.213638913
>>213638900
*than the last films of Scorsese

Killers should have been a 100 minutes movie, tops.
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk No.213638973
>>213630940 (OP)
I shan't be watching any of them
Anonymous No.213638985
>>213634627
>>213635771
Asterslop
Anonymous No.213639001
>>213631853
>He has great political takes
Anonymous No.213639003
>>213634627
>>213635771
Ari Aster doesn't have it in him to make weird experimental comedy dramas. He's already said his next movies will be sci-fi and horror and he's taking his dad's advice to heart about not writing the scripts next time.
Anonymous No.213639172
>>213632052
Yeah it's great.
Anonymous No.213639247 >>213639289 >>213639306
But, truly, what is "kino"?
Anonymous No.213639263
>>213630940 (OP)
>>213631050
>Eddington

i don't watch any movies with Joaquin Phoenix and Emma Stone.
Anonymous No.213639289
>>213639247
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk No.213639306
>>213639247
>what is "kino"?
a golden retriever playing basketball
Anonymous No.213640361
>>213631095
all this just to then eat chips and drink coke over it again 10 minutes later
Anonymous No.213640398
>>213631853
Hmm I wonder what this could mean?