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Anonymous No.213630987 >>213631874 >>213631896 >>213631900 >>213631955 >>213632448 >>213632632 >>213632717 >>213632732 >>213632770 >>213636259 >>213636380 >>213636513 >>213636617 >>213638106 >>213638493 >>213640547 >>213641380 >>213641969 >>213643716 >>213643789 >>213643880 >>213646894 >>213648062 >>213648249 >>213648393 >>213649954
Alien Earth
The acting, CGI, plot, and script are all really bad. Who the fuck is Noah Hawley? I never watched Fargo. I waited years for this. Why is it getting good reviews?
Anonymous No.213631874 >>213633149
>>213630987 (OP)
It's okay, anon. Think 1979
Anonymous No.213631896 >>213632499 >>213637974 >>213641467 >>213648003
>>213630987 (OP)
OP got filtered
Anonymous No.213631900 >>213631918
>>213630987 (OP)
The Ice Age references…lmao I can’t even
Anonymous No.213631918
>>213631900
Ice Age is great.
Anonymous No.213631955 >>213632096
>>213630987 (OP)
>Wendy's brother face to face with xeno, almost dies
>calls it in over walky talky and never mentions the fucking giant alien bug that murdered like 100 people to anyone again
Anonymous No.213632058 >>213632576
The culture war ends now. This is it. This is our last stand. This is X-Men: The Last Stand (2006). Too long we've been attacked. Too long our culture has been destroyed, our heritage spat on. We've lost so many battles, humiliated far too many times. Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Game of Thrones, He-Man, The Last of Us, Saints Row, She-Hulk, Lord of the Rings, The Little Mermaid, Resident Evil, Scooby Doo, God of War, even the fucking teletubbies, Mario, Peter Pan, Indiana Jones, GTA, Blade Runner, Superman, Peter Pan peanut butter, Rex Viper, Tourettes Guy, Riley Reid, Jessie Rogers, the fireman, the music video to Wyonna’s Big Brown Beaver by Primus, Alien, fucking South Park. They took South Park! He fooking left the band! Enough is enough. This woke shit is disgusting, it's sick. It’s sick, I tell ya! Sick! That’s my daughter! He defecated through a fucking sunroof! And even worse it's blatantly shoved in our faces. They will take The Legend of Zelda, they will take Tucker Carlson, they will take Cormac McCarthy, they WILL take airplane instruction videos from the 80’s. They took it like Bob Hoskins at the end of The Long Good Friday! Just shoved him in the car and took him to Tahiti. It’s a magical place. I eat more chicken than any man ever seen. When are we going to fight back? Last stand, baby, let’s go. 1776 will commence again!
Anonymous No.213632096 >>213632124
A show designed for man children where the main cast is literally children put in adult bodies. It's genius. They can say or do the dumbest shit and you can't fault them because they're just dumb kids.
>>213631955
Except that yeah he's just stupid. Cope by trying to explain what he saw in a way that doesn't make him sound crazy or just like a huge pussy to others. It's not worth the effort.
Anonymous No.213632116 >>213632402 >>213641611 >>213641713 >>213644002
tier list goes like so
alien > alien 3 > aliens > prometheus > covenant
Anonymous No.213632124
>>213632096
not everything that comes out is for manchildren, sukhdeep
Anonymous No.213632125 >>213632263 >>213638493
Yeah, huge Alien fan here. Seen a lot of this material, much of it numerous times. Also read a book or two, and some comics. That said it's a low bar these days when compared to the old Alien 1, 2, 3 greatness.

AE is definitely not good. The casually humorous tone, the child-like actors, the writing and dialogue, the plot, the pacing.

I share your take, how is this getting good reviews? It's REALLY bad.

And this Hawley guy is going to do a new Star Trek?

Yuck.
Anonymous No.213632215 >>213638975 >>213649463
are the monsters decent?
Anonymous No.213632263 >>213632833
>>213632125
I didn't think it could be worse than Fede's Romolus but it do.
Anonymous No.213632293 >>213632818
There are bits and pieces in AE that are decent. The gore is pretty good, esp. when the wig party aristocrats got stomped.
Anonymous No.213632402
>>213632116
I can agree with that. A3 theatrical cut.
Anonymous No.213632448 >>213632499
>>213630987 (OP)
unironically filtered
Anonymous No.213632499
>>213631896
>>213632448
I accept that.
Anonymous No.213632576
>>213632058
You're shitposting, but the only real people left are going to stop watching.
If they haven't already.
Anonymous No.213632632 >>213632673 >>213632763
>>213630987 (OP)
>Why is it getting good reviews?
Because people's expectations have fallen so far that slop like this is actually considered "good" now
Anonymous No.213632673
>>213632632
No, that's not why.
This shit was frontloaded with good reviews from "verified reviewers" several days in advance. How did you not see the threads?
Anonymous No.213632675
Grace Randolph loves AE. Need I say more?
Anonymous No.213632717 >>213632739
>>213630987 (OP)
>Who the fuck is Noah Hawley?
The son of non-fiction writer and feminist activist Louise Armstrong and businessman Tom Hawley.

She joined the women's movement in New York City in 1972 and began researching father-daughter incest.
Anonymous No.213632732
>>213630987 (OP)
Fargo was actually very good
Anonymous No.213632739 >>213632874 >>213637363
>>213632717
>She joined the women's movement in New York City in 1972 and began researching father-daughter incest.
What did she find out?
Anonymous No.213632760
i've noticed that none of the actors really screamed properly

they were more like yelps of frustration or surprise
Anonymous No.213632763
>>213632632
>expectations have fallen
You have too much faith in people
Anonymous No.213632770 >>213632884 >>213633109 >>213638831
>>213630987 (OP)
I see your arguments but I counter you with Wendy.

Also transcendence themes are totally my jam.
Anonymous No.213632818
>>213632293
It felt like two shows clumsily smooshed together.
Anonymous No.213632833 >>213633309
>>213632263
Dragged the wife to this Alvarez version for my birthday. She repeatedly hid her eyes for fear.
I hid mine for shame.

To your point, probably the lowest of bars and it *was* crossed in this absolute mockery.

I just continue to lose faith in modern media, it manifestly keeps getting worse.
Anonymous No.213632874
>>213632739
That whatever she and her father did wasn't normal.
Anonymous No.213632884 >>213632922
>>213632770
what the hell is wrong with her face
Anonymous No.213632922
>>213632884
bitch looks like Fire Marshall Bill
Anonymous No.213633109
>>213632770
From certain angles she reminded me a lot to the nudeobama girl, both also having that autistic way to act.
Anonymous No.213633149
>>213631874
Think about the bonus situation
Anonymous No.213633294
The brother and sister plot seems like a copy of romulus, even when he tried to get out of his work contract
Anonymous No.213633309
>>213632833
I have accept that people are dumber now
Anonymous No.213633613
It's way too obvious it's a guy in a suit. The scene with the people dressed up in Victorian outfits and then the Xeno comes along it just looks like a halloween costume party.
Anonymous No.213634826
the complete tier list is
alien > alien 3 > aliens > prometheus > romulus > alien 4 > covenant
>t. free-based and tier-pilled guy
Anonymous No.213636259
>>213630987 (OP)
Worst shit I've ever seen, and I didn't even watch it.
Anonymous No.213636380
>>213630987 (OP)
>Who the fuck is Noah Hawley
tv showrunner. his does well at piggybacking on the work of others so you were never going to get something outstanding at least as far as the alien franchise goes. the shows he has done have been recieved well enough that I don't think the people rating this show will be entirely honest.
Anonymous No.213636513
>>213630987 (OP)
>Who the fuck is Noah Hawley? I never watched Fargo.
first 3 seasons of fargo are pretty good, then 4 is atrocious and 5 i haven't seen but i've heard bad things. i think it's another case of a guy who could do decent work because he had a writing room of talented men to fall back on and then they all got purged and replaced by women/troons/darkies. remember that tv writing rooms went from being like 80% male to 80% female over the last decade. you will never get good tv again until this is reversed.
Anonymous No.213636617
>>213630987 (OP)
Its genuinely slop. who greenlit this release?
Anonymous No.213636665 >>213636737
Fargo is tight as fuck in tone, story and narrative, very well acted and technically excellent in basically every aspect.
This is an inexcusable mess.
Anonymous No.213636737 >>213636823
>>213636665
>Fargo is tight as fuck in tone, story and narrative
you mean was lol. have you seen the nigger season?
Anonymous No.213636823
>>213636737
No one means 4 and 5 when they talk about Fargo
Anonymous No.213636852 >>213637302
This show is getting record rating for an Alien tv show released in 2025 and you want to be contrarian about it?
Anonymous No.213636858 >>213638041 >>213638780 >>213648238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck_3QxgO438
It's crazy to think that stuff like this, despite barely being over a decade old, is lost knowledge and gone forever.
Anonymous No.213637302
>>213636852
sorry, but that's been debunked. it's only the highest rated Alien related TV show on Hulu produced by FX in 20205
Anonymous No.213637363
>>213632739
It’s not kino.
Anonymous No.213637974
>>213631896
Hush, Gen-Z. Go back to scanning my groceries. All gen-Zers are wagecucks.
Anonymous No.213638041
>>213636858
>Another mute character
You do realize you can just grab a piece of paper and write, right? and during smartphone era you can just text.

>Based off real events & characters
I doubt anyone would ever hire a mute assasssin who wears ... cowboy women's clothing. God what a bunch of retards.
Anonymous No.213638053
niggercock
Anonymous No.213638106
>>213630987 (OP)
Bring back practical effects and miniature models. The cgi looks like The Mummy Returns tier. The scene with the indian girl who was banging on the door to be let in by the cyborg left me generally confused. If you’re being chased by the zeno you’re not going to casually ask to be let in.
Anonymous No.213638162 >>213638493 >>213646678
So the fact that no one knows about Xenos past this series means that Siam is nuked from orbit and the whole thing is covered up right
Or maybe just everyone who sees it or knows about it [except for higher ups] dies and the bodies are burned
Anonymous No.213638493 >>213638636
>>213630987 (OP)
>>213632125
>>213638162


Having aliens running around on earth (beyond aome remote arctic temple) long before the first film makes little sense and whoever came up with this shit must've been on bath salts.
Anonymous No.213638552
Anonymous No.213638636 >>213638664 >>213649690
>>213638493
yup. totally cheapens the first movie. cant believe people are eating this slop up.
Anonymous No.213638664
>>213638636
People don't value continuity and consistency too much, which is reasonable because it's just stupid fiction.
But the show is pretty sloppy.
Anonymous No.213638736
It's slop. Just what I expected.
Anonymous No.213638780
>>213636858
i like how s3 has a plotline about a middle-aged parole officer having a romantic relationship with a young female parolee and it's presented in a positive light where they both really love and care about each other. released in 2017. one year later and you would never, ever be allowed to portray that relationship as anything but an evil male abuser manipulating her into sex
Anonymous No.213638831
>>213632770
Why is every Alien protagonist cute?
Anonymous No.213638878
I thought the first episode was ok, the second one got kind of stupid with the xenos just being blood thirsty monsters.

I'm hoping it will get better. The brain slug thing just made me chuckle, kind of stupid really.
Anonymous No.213638975
>>213632215
>are the monsters decent?
No, its like putting Jack the Ripper in a line with Picachu, Squidward, Alf and a Venus Flytrap.
Anonymous No.213640230 >>213640310
I liked how aggressive the alien was. It didn't fuck around.

The synth kid plotline felt like a completely different movie that they tried to graft in.
Anonymous No.213640269
if they wanted to cast a jeet couldn't they just get one born in us without this fucking jeet accent?
Anonymous No.213640300
>seen what makes you cheer


considering this board is nothing but a sfw /s/ I'm sure it actually is good if you're an aliens fan just not horny enough to capture your attention
Anonymous No.213640310 >>213640415
>>213640230
>I liked how aggressive the alien was. It didn't fuck around.
The fucking brother medic had more plot armor than Walking Dead characters it was ridiculous and dumb. So did nigger bot.
Anonymous No.213640328 >>213640349
Why would a boy prodigy send priceless androids into an active crash site?
Anonymous No.213640349
>>213640328
he can make more
Anonymous No.213640415
>>213640310
I actually liked Nogborg, but maybe that's because every other character was obnoxious. Was mad they killed off Michael Smiley so fast though.
Anonymous No.213640435
>yeah we can totally download your soul into a robot
who the fuck would fall for that shit?
Anonymous No.213640463 >>213640529
If her brother isn't dead next episode I'm going to be pissed
Anonymous No.213640514 >>213640605 >>213640624
Give me a quick rundown on the first 2 eps.
Anonymous No.213640529
>no autistic robot sister to spy on you 24/7

>>213640463
nah i like her brocon vibes
Anonymous No.213640547
>>213630987 (OP)
>look mom i posted it again
have sex incel
Anonymous No.213640605 >>213640635
>>213640514
The only interesting thing so far is one of the hybrids being able to communicate with the xenomorphs and it has yet to happen in future episodes.
Anonymous No.213640622 >>213640668 >>213640778 >>213641956
I appreciate that they actually tried to stay close to the hard tech from the original film instead of going full retard with Prometheus. Not a fan of the black dude having a nanotech arm. The pacing is all over sometimes. 6/10 it's ok. I'd rank it: Alien>powergap>Aliens>A^3>Earth>Romulus>Res>AVP>AVP:R>Prometheus>Covenant
Anonymous No.213640624
>>213640514
>ship carrying various dangerous aliens crashes into earth
>various factions rushing to kill/contain/retrieve the critters
>one is a group of marines
>one is a group of autistic robots with children's minds
>corpos are en route with goons
>alien is a blender of violence
Anonymous No.213640635
>>213640605
Turns out, she's the key.
Anonymous No.213640650
I like that they had some more dangerous aliens. The eyeball alien is cool cool
Anonymous No.213640668 >>213640692 >>213640803
>>213640622
It's not really fair to compare a movie to a tv-show.
Anonymous No.213640692
>>213640668
You would think a TV show would have slower methodical pacing and expand on the mythos
Anonymous No.213640760
apollo jazz
Anonymous No.213640778
>>213640622
>AvP:R over the prequels
kek, the amount of butthurt those two movies cause is unreal
Anonymous No.213640801 >>213641215 >>213643419 >>213644607 >>213648342 >>213648764
Humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.213640803 >>213641194
>>213640668
The TV just needs to relax and let things breathe it's got the same issue as Gqux where nothing gets time to flesh out as if the producers and director are afraid they aren't going to get a second season so they frontload as much as they can. A big plot point of the brother finding out the android girl is his sister is already done in the 2nd episode.
Anonymous No.213640864 >>213641315
feels slike I'm watching the walking dead season 173
Anonymous No.213641194 >>213641247
>>213640803
>A big plot point of the brother finding out the android girl is his sister is already done in the 2nd episode.
wait until they reveal that she isn't actually his sister and just a robot with her memories
Anonymous No.213641215
>>213640801
Absolutely disgusting. What a fucking embarrassment.
Anonymous No.213641247 >>213641296
>>213641194
He didn't seem to care either way, he didn't even give her a proper hug.
Anonymous No.213641267 >>213641362 >>213643455
What the fuck was with the British aristocrat party
Anonymous No.213641275 >>213641323
>The scene where the alien reverses slowly as it saw the black cyborg guy in the computer room
lol...why? Such an odd slapstick thing to do.
Anonymous No.213641296
>>213641247
dude just saw an alien creature massacre twenty civilians in front of him and he already had ptsd before
Anonymous No.213641315
>>213640864
kek
Anonymous No.213641323 >>213641368 >>213641384 >>213641406 >>213641422 >>213641522 >>213641803
>>213641275
benis wwwwww
Anonymous No.213641339
>nepobaby lead actress
Anonymous No.213641362 >>213641430
>>213641267
Eat the Rich
Literally
Anonymous No.213641368
>>213641323
It's way funnier than I remembered holy shit lol, thanks for the webm anon
Anonymous No.213641380
>>213630987 (OP)
All this marketing on 4Chan is a sign the show isn't landing with people. Well, not really a sign, but powerful evidence.
Anonymous No.213641384
>>213641323
We live in a post baby oil scarcity world thanks to Diddy, big chap is looking big capped.
Anonymous No.213641406
>>213641323
>"hold up, i think i saw someone in this room"
>does a kino reveal
Anonymous No.213641422
>>213641323
is the mouth 3d printed TPU?
Anonymous No.213641430 >>213641478
>>213641362
Surely they could've gotten that across without the powdered wigs
Anonymous No.213641442 >>213641469 >>213641508 >>213644115
guy, was hr giger a bit of a pervert?
Anonymous No.213641467
>>213631896
Whenever you see this immediate defensive response to nu garbage, you know it's fucking bad lmao. It wasn't the worst show ever, but it's full of diversity retards and has a stupidly thin story that focuses more on androids than it does the actual aliens. Got some real cringe ass moments too, so I guess it's no different than any nu-show made for NPC automatons.
Anonymous No.213641469
>>213641442
no, he was a lot of a pervert
Anonymous No.213641478
>>213641430
People who unironically believe ETR bullshit think they are on the same level as the French Revolutionists so yeah, the wigs were necessary
Anonymous No.213641508
>>213641442
>A bit
ha!
Anonymous No.213641522
>>213641323
Nice grillz nigga.
Anonymous No.213641553
it's warm feces
Anonymous No.213641565 >>213643496
I can just picture the conversation now
>Studio: "Stranger Things is hot. We need retro stuff."
>Noah Hawley: "Uhh okay, no problem."
>Studio: "The Master of Puppets scene did well for Stranger Things too. We want 80s heavy metal to play during the credits of the first episode for absolutely no reason. Thanks!"
Anonymous No.213641611
>>213632116
alien>>>aliens>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alien 3
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the rest is dogshit and not even worth mentioning/ranking
Anonymous No.213641657 >>213641678
an alien show doing a totaly different angle, theme and aproach than the last one?! this NEVER fucking happened before!! its bad!!!
Anonymous No.213641678 >>213641700 >>213641856 >>213641879
>>213641657
>an alien show doing a totaly different angle, theme and aproach than the last one?!
and seen in every single sci-fi movie/show
>dude what if human but robot
not to mention shitting all over the first movie by having aliens land on earth and the company already knowing about them
Anonymous No.213641700
>>213641678
>>dude what if human but robot
child robot
Anonymous No.213641713
>>213632116
holy fuckin based
Anonymous No.213641803
>>213641323
Anonymous No.213641856 >>213641960
>>213641678
if the company didn't know about the aliens before the first movie then why did they sent nostromo to secretly retrieve them?
Anonymous No.213641879
>>213641678
>dude what if human but robot
actually, it's "are they robots with human consciousness, or are they robots who think they're human"
which is an interesting sci-fi concept. me likey.
Anonymous No.213641884
my favorite part
Anonymous No.213641924
>Yutani is a woman
So is AVP actually canon now?
Anonymous No.213641945 >>213641968
I'm personally shocked by the amount of in your face "diversity" displayed. Is this going to be the new norm? I've just started watching it and I don't think I've seen an Angloid yet.
Anonymous No.213641949 >>213641999
now that ive had time to think about it, the robot kids suck. they're supposed to have supercomputer brains and they just fumble around like tards. like how long would it take for you to understand you have a super body and adjust to it? a few hours?
Anonymous No.213641956 >>213642544
>>213640622
>Romulus even on the list at all
holy fuck zoomers are completely braindead
Anonymous No.213641960 >>213642003
>>213641856
Why would they wait for a deep space mining vessel to be on the way back if they already knew enough about the alien eggs to recreate the blue forcefield aboard the Maginot? Why not just send another properly equipped vessel to collect some more?
Anonymous No.213641968
>>213641945
it's a misdirection, they all get rekt
Anonymous No.213641969
>>213630987 (OP)
>Who the fuck is Noah Hawley?
We need to bring back bullying of newfags. They've gotten far too complacent.
Anonymous No.213641999
>>213641949
>The show will follow a group of adults acting like children
I at least hope this is a way of shitting on the audience for this slop
Anonymous No.213642003 >>213642183
>>213641960
Before Earth only WY knew about the aliens, after Earth every other company knows and watches their every step. Doing it in secret is a good plan.
Anonymous No.213642183 >>213642245
>>213642003
>Before Earth only WY knew about the aliens, after Earth every other company knows and watches their every step. Doing it in secret is a good plan.
Yeah no, you may buy that shitty retcon but not me. Thats retarded. They could have simply loaded up a science vessel, have it made to look like a mining vessel and then sent it to whatever the fuck the eggs were at. Not just
>ooooohh lets do it in secret but we'll only send one synth to collect this highly valuable cargo with no backup or any sort of contingency plan!
see that makes it even more retarded, shitting on the original movie if we pretend this retcon is acceptable.
Anonymous No.213642245
>>213642183
Bro, they sent colonists instead of scientists to LV-426 between Alien and Aliens.
Anonymous No.213642544 >>213643543
>>213641956
>Listed all the alien movies
>Seething because an alien movie is on the list?
Only one braindead here is you unc
Anonymous No.213642579 >>213642628 >>213650818
Whomst?
Anonymous No.213642628 >>213642739
>>213642579
Think that was the one the bald asian guy was lusting over
Anonymous No.213642719 >>213642742
This has to be botted? There's no way normalfags would enjoy this show this much
Anonymous No.213642739 >>213642764
>>213642628
Is he dead? I thought he was another secret murderous android
Anonymous No.213642742
>>213642719
every single media review site is botted, and every piece of schlock is the next best thing.
Anonymous No.213642764 >>213646779
>>213642739
I thought he died maybe he'll show up in the eventual flashback to the ship going to hell episodes
Anonymous No.213643419
>>213640801
this is after it slaughters all of
>LE EVIL WHITE COLONIALISTS!
in the most ham-fisted woke embarrassment I've seen in a week
Anonymous No.213643455
>>213641267
Lol sometimes I forget that sub-80 IQ normies literally think that white genocide is le propaganda when every single cultural product must show evil whites being brutally massacred.
Anonymous No.213643496 >>213643748
>>213641565
>Tool
>80's heavy metal
zoomers are the most useless generation to ever live
Anonymous No.213643543 >>213643581
>>213642544
Romulus is even more of a fucking joke than the AvP films and not even an Alien movie. It's a fucking parody.
Anonymous No.213643568 >>213643591 >>213644018 >>213648299 >>213648355
Anonymous No.213643581
>>213643543
Make your own list gramps, stop yelling at clouds kek
Anonymous No.213643591
>>213643568
why is the guy behind him without a shirt and with bugs crawling over him
Anonymous No.213643716
>>213630987 (OP)
Honestly at this point in time the setting is more interesting than the alien itself
Like Outland is probably in the top 5 Alien movies by now
Anonymous No.213643748
>>213643496
>didn't watch the first episode
haha retard
Anonymous No.213643789
>>213630987 (OP)
I'm guessing the best thing about this movie or TV show or whatever the fuck it's supposed to be is the concept art that keeps getting spammed
Anonymous No.213643834 >>213643856 >>213643898
Why would you make an Alien prequel set on Earth?
Anonymous No.213643856
>>213643834
The brown mind has a very difficult mind conceptualizing space
Anonymous No.213643880 >>213644018 >>213644170
>>213630987 (OP)
SAARS I'M HAVING BLAST WITH THIS SATURDEY MARNING CARTOON
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755102743374035.webm
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YOOU HAVE BLAST TOO?
Anonymous No.213643898
>>213643834
The brown mind has a very difficult time conceptualizing space
Anonymous No.213644002
>>213632116
>Romulus and resurrection not even included
correct list
Anonymous No.213644018
>>213643880
>>213643568

CREEPY GUY DOES MACHINE CHILDREN!!!!
Anonymous No.213644115
>>213641442
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_Landscape
he didnt ALWAYS make pervert shit but yea 90 percent of his paintings have a penis in there somewhere
Anonymous No.213644170
>>213643880
kek. could mistake this for battle angel alita live action if wouldn't know better
Anonymous No.213644273 >>213644304 >>213644350
qrd so far? I'm at work.
Anonymous No.213644304
>>213644273
Human robot hybrids lead a rescue mission of a crashed spaceship with aliens onboard.
Anonymous No.213644350 >>213644473
>>213644273
i just 2xed through the first two eps and it's a mess.
Anonymous No.213644473 >>213646386
>>213644350
>i just 2xed through the first two eps and it's a mess.
It's a mess because you fuckers aren't treating it as the black comedy it is. Also, if this is it, I just cannot wait for Predator: Badlands. I am going to laugh my ass off.

My fucking ChatGPT has better shit than this.
Anonymous No.213644607 >>213644677 >>213646355
>>213640801
Why didn't they have this counter weapon in Alien 1 and 2 when the company was hunting for a specimen?
Anonymous No.213644677
>>213644607
All of the cyborgs on earth took them and jumped into a vat of molten lead when they heard the Nostromo was taking off
Anonymous No.213645723 >>213646963
The xeno is retarded
>spares the nigborg that just tried to capture it
>facehugger is about to jump on a new host. I'll just take him out of the window lolmao
Also it looks like it just came out of the 3D printer
Anonymous No.213646355 >>213646553 >>213646584
>>213644607
Nostromo is already deployed. It takes decades to get to where they need to get to and come back
Aliens you have a point. They send the middle manager with his own devices and no contingencies or help to convince marines and a woman hellbent on wiping them out to somehow get eggs back
Anonymous No.213646386
>>213644473
#3 is the best, and sadly, plagiarism of the infection mechanism of Deadspace. But it would make the most sense since the engineers were could be birthed by a human who came into contact with the black goo in Romulus.
Anonymous No.213646553 >>213647231
>>213646355
>Nostromo is already deployed. It takes decades to get to where they need to get to and come back
Wrong. The ships travel faster than light from the outside perspective but the time experienced by the crew is much longer, that's why they need hypersleep.
It only took them three weeks of Earth time to get to LV-426 in Aliens.
Anonymous No.213646584
>>213646355
the easiest answer is that the nu showrunners didnt even bother to keep consistent with the rest of the movies. stop trying to make excuses for them.
Anonymous No.213646678
>>213638162
i assumed WY know about the xenomorphs because they intentionally misled the Nostromo crew when they realized what's on the planet
Anonymous No.213646773
At this point what is the reason for being so secretive about finding and harvesting xenomorphs anymore if the kid genius is the first trillionaire and corporations rule the Earth/solar system? Just send a crew of 500 veteran marines and androids with stun guns to harvest the xeno crap and enjoy making another trillion dollars, I'm sure they can totally bribe their congressmen with a few million dollars.
Anonymous No.213646779 >>213648322
>>213642764
are there any leaks of the later episodes? because the ship going to shit seems infinitely more interesting than the main plot
Anonymous No.213646894 >>213646954
>>213630987 (OP)
>Written by NOAH HAWLEY
>Directed by NOAH HAWLEY
>Created by NOAH HAWLEY
>Screenplay by NOAH HAWLEY
>Producer by NOAH HAWLEY
>Craft Services Provided by NOAH HAWLEY
>Transportation by NOAH HAWLEY
Anonymous No.213646954
>>213646894
>3D Printed Xenomorph played by NOAH HAWLEY
Anonymous No.213646963 >>213647041
>>213645723
the nigborg better be pregnant with a chestburster because that same xeno tried to kill him on the ship
Anonymous No.213647041 >>213647083
>>213646963
are you sure its the same xenomorph? the way things are looking theres more than one
Anonymous No.213647083
>>213647041
I think it is but even if it isn't it's weird that he was spared
Anonymous No.213647231
>>213646553
In normal time-dilation, you've got it backwards. The crew would experience normal time, but time outside of the ship expands greatly depending on the sub-light speed, so hundreds of years could potentially pass but to the crew this could be a few minutes.

Alien universe has FTL, though, which avoids time-dilation altogether. I think the cryosleep is just so that the ships need far less supplies than for feeding an awake crew for years of travel.
Anonymous No.213647928
itt: bloody bitch basterds doubting the redeeming of fox fx brand
Anonymous No.213648003
>>213631896
I'm not on board with either the /trash/ or /plat/ crowds, I think it's okay but far too lighthearted for at least what I expected from the series, the monsters are neat and all but the personal drama, some of the shots like the xeno slowly winding backwards and giving a ''sly smile'' to the synth in the cockpit in ep.1 have really kicked me in the teeth in terms of immersion, the weird 1800s costume party with poofs ignoring the danger and the inept soldiers trying to convince them to leave, a lot of good in this show but also a lot of bad, 7/10 for me regardless, as far as modern slop goes.
Anonymous No.213648062
>>213630987 (OP)
Just finished the first two episodes.... It's an absolute mess. Incredibly bad on so many levels. What the actual fuck did I just watch? The tone was all over the place, and the plot, characters, and dialogue are embarrassingly poor. The music choices are also bizarre and cringy.
Anonymous No.213648114 >>213648209
>8.4 on imdb
how
Anonymous No.213648209
>>213648114
This is exactly what I was thinking after I finished Romulus. I swear the entire internet is trying to gaslight that these things are good.
Anonymous No.213648238
>>213636858
Damn this is tedious. Why I don’t watch TV seasons anymore, they’re paced to take up as much time as possible on the most mundane shit
> lets open with three guys standing around talking where everything has to be repeated in fucking sign language until the commercial break
Anonymous No.213648249 >>213648723
>>213630987 (OP)
I like that there are other horrific alien creatures on the ship besides the Xenomorph (to the point that I almost wish this wasn't part of the Alien franchise and just focused on that), but absolutely everything else in this is some of the worst TV I've ever seen. My expectations for anything made by FX/Hulu/Disney are impossibly low and they still weren't reached.
Anonymous No.213648299
>>213643568
>ezra miller at home
Anonymous No.213648322
>>213646779
i saw a series review that said that ep five is basically about that
Anonymous No.213648342 >>213649425
>>213640801
Does the alien weigh 25lbs?
Anonymous No.213648355
>>213643568
Like an even more ratfaced Timothy Chalamet crossed with Elijah Wood
Anonymous No.213648393
>>213630987 (OP)
It gave me the same vibes as that Andor trash. Absolutely soulless slop garbage.
Anonymous No.213648539
I liked it. The scenes with the synth kids can be sappy, but it does add some nuance to the old "evil corporation" routine by showing that for some people, their tech can have positive applications (bringing back your dead relative). I hope the synths will mature soon, though, because their antics are irritating.

One thing that annoyed me: if Morrow had that xeno pokeball gun all along, why didn't he use it back on the ship when it could have averted the crash?
Anonymous No.213648723
>>213648249
>other horrific alien creatures
Two designs they've actually revealed were shit tho.
>a tick but BIG
>an eyeball octopus straight from subnautica design bible
Anonymous No.213648764
>>213640801
star trek vs aliens?
Anonymous No.213649425
>>213648342
Look closer he's dragging it with his bionic ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM
Anonymous No.213649463
>>213632215
the eye one is really cool but none of them have really done anything yet other than the xenomorph's flailing offscreen massacres
Anonymous No.213649690 >>213649869
>>213638636
People aren't eating this slop up, the movie theaters are empty. Same as they were last movie and the movie before that, all the way back to COVID and even before. Corporate is simply informing us of what they 'sold', because the product isn't for us, its for shareholders. Simple as.
Anonymous No.213649869
>>213649690
"People" like you are hilarious
Anonymous No.213649954
>>213630987 (OP)
It looks good but the plot isn't being laid out and it's a series of side question
I feel like it's turning into "lost" or the star wars sequel trilogy.

It's aliens. Not jj Abrams tune in next week retard shit. I'll give them 2 more episodes. Then after that if I don't know who is the bad guy and the plot I'm going to jack off to legal porno instead with my time
Anonymous No.213650818
>>213642579
Victoria Masoma