Thread 213633540

so she was basically a boomer sydney?

>>213633540 (OP)
shut the fuck up with this fucking generational bullshit
boomer this, zoomer that, millennial this, gen x that

it's all made up bullshit

>>213633540 (OP)
pamela was actually hot howeverthoughbeit

>>213633540 (OP)
She's dating Liam Neeson now

Sweeney this, Sweeney that... I've got Sweeney fatigue.

>>213633587
nice, this bodes well for me

Pam Anderson attempting to rebrand as some kind of substantive feminist talent when she's literally spent 3 decades as a sentient pair of tits cashing checks will never stop being hilarious

>>213633540 (OP)
I don't recall seeing Sydney's home made porn. These modern big tittied whores are rubbish.

Every generation has had a blonde with big tits figurehead who defined each era
50s/60s: Marilyn Monroe
70s: Dolly Parton
80s: I guess Madonna
90s: Pamela Anderson
2000s: Anna Nicole Smith
2010s: Kate Upton
2020s: Sydney Sweeney

>>213633540 (OP)
>so she was basically a boomer sydney?
No, she was just a bimbo who was in movies and shows and skin magazines because she had a hot body and people would pay to see her. We used to have these things called "bimbos" in Hollywoods who unambiguously got work because they were smoking hot and had giant tits and everyone was completely OK with this arrangement. Nobody had to sit around and pretend they were legitimate actresses because not even they thought they were.

Sydney Sweeney is in all kinds of dogshit indie films and stars in shows like Euphoria and White Lotus where she gets to act like she's some kind of generational talent when she's just a pair of tits who doesn't even look good without caked on makeup. Sydney is the closest thing that exists anymore to a Hollywood bimbo but she's honestly not even in Pam's galaxy as far as being a sex symbol for her era.

>>213633735
all those women even Madonna mogs Sydney

>>213633540 (OP)
no she starred in baywatch, the playboy, home Improvement and despite being in flops like barbwire everyone recognized her.
meanwhile sidney fell form once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Euphoria, to madame web, then selling her bathwater and being the flavor of month of the maga simps to distract form epstein

Pamela had a really playful, funny, cheerful personality. Not like Sweeney at all.

>>213633540 (OP)

This is called a sex symbol.

Pop culture hasn't had a sex symbol in something like 15 years by now, so people straight up forgot the concept.

Sydney Sweeney is a (fairly major) sex symbol. Arguably the first one in a while, or at least the biggest one in a while. Just like Pamela was a sex symbol. Or Megan Fox. Or Marilyn Monroe.

Pamela or Marilyn or others weren't "That Generation's Sydney". It's completely the other way around, Sydney is this generation's sex symbol.

>>213633908
She also loved dick. I've yet to see Sweeney's cooch take a fat hog. She's probably a dyke.

Pam ran a marathon. That's more than I've ever accomplished.

>>213633949
What the fuck was his problem?

>>213634041
He doesn't give autographs / sign things, because people resell them for huge amounts of money. He and his assistant decline the guy's request to sign a photo from Schindler's List, and the guy keeps insisting.

>>213633540 (OP)
Gen-X
yes

>>213633949
Well, he didn't piss himself so that's an improvement.

>>213633540 (OP)
She's got this smile that just lights up the room. I think that's a more attractive feature than her giant fake gazongas

>>213634030
There's something about women doing PT with fake nails that just screams "stolen valor."

na shes too conventionally stacy looking. Sydney is dumbed down enough to be girl next door hot, which honestly is way more fuckin hot.

>>213633540 (OP)
I want to go back as a millennial I was cooming to every actress back then. and current year all you can say is well you have this one mid chick.

>>213634255
Just coom to the old stuff like I do

she looked so hot without fake tits

>>213633647
>I don't recall seeing Sydney's home made porn.
Its solo stuff and released by her, as is the case with all genuine celeb porn these days. Sadly no hardcore stuff yet, but some nice videos, including ass for Americans and tits for the Brits.

>>213634390
Still looked hot with them. Yeah, she looks better without fake tits but that's applicable to 99.9% of women.

>>213633540 (OP)
No, she was actually sexy.

>>213633801
Yeah I don't care for Sweeney but who else is there?

>>213634390
>>213634428
Post prime pre-boobjob Pamela then

She was trashy in a good way.

>>213634439
Umm, how about you CHALLENGE traditional beauty standards, fuckface? Zendaiya and Awkwafina are... everything.

>>213633735
>80s: I guess Madonna
For plebs, for patricians it was Monique Gabrielle.

>>213634468
Who needs beauty anyway?

>>213633921
>Pop culture hasn't had a sex symbol in something like 15 years by now, so people straight up forgot the concept.

Awkwafina certainly is a sex symbol, but the missing ingredient is that she doesn't have blanket coverage by the press as boomer tabloid editors are too narrow minded to entertain the fact that someone who isn't white and blonde is pure sex on a stick.

>>213634530
Is that Jesus Christ?

>>213634530
holy shit that's Gollum

>>213634530
Makes you cry, don't it?

>>213633587
neeson has an absolutely enormous cock

>>213634558
I would do unspeakable things to that poor young lady, and she would probably enjoy it too.

>>213633735
>80s: I guess Madonna
80s felt more of a girl next door era than blonde bombshell era but Madonna is probably the the generational blonde, even if she wasn't even always blonde. Kim Basinger maybe? She was a sex symbol that did Playboy and was a Bond girl and a Batman girl. Daryl Hannah comes to mind but her girl next door charm was part of her appeal so probably not.

Also wouldn't give 2000s to Anna Nicole. She was more 90s, was already fat by the 2000s and died a few years before they were over. Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson or maybe ever Scarlett Johansson the iconic 2000s blonde girl.

No, she had a really nice face

>>213634452
She's nude in most of the ones I have from that period.

peak Sydney had a better body, but peak Pam had a prettier face

>>213634757
This image makes me want to pat her head in a non-sexual way

>>213633735
Monroe didn't have big tits, Jayne Mansfield did though

>>213633620
What's the name of this status?

>>213635135
Incontinence

>>213634530
Is that Jaden Smith

>>213633645
For real. I dont like this new Pam at all. It feels all wrong

Rate her taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyo_tJuhw8U

>>213633645
She's never been stupid though, she just understood bimbo appeal and cashed in on it.

>>213633620
How cool do you have to be to make pissing your pants look cool.

>>213635915
Of all the celebs out there, I really didn't expect Pamela Anderson to be the one to age so gracefully
>Blue Velvet
>Persona
>Fists in the Pockets
Quite based

>>213634173
Well, not outside of his depends.

>>213636922
>Bimbo Kino
>Bimbino?

>>213633606
Me too but I will just take a nap and be refreshed tomorrow.

>>213633752
>We used to have these things called "bimbos" in Hollywoods who unambiguously got work because they were smoking hot and had giant tits and everyone was completely OK with this arrangement.
are you retarded? why else do you think Sydney is getting roles? hahahahahhahahah

>>213633540 (OP)
fakest tits and face you have ever seen, must have the brain saturated with microplastics, very distasteful

>>213637132
Shut the fuck up, faggot.

>>213633735
>80s: I guess Madonna
That one is Dolly Parton, and the 70s was Farah Fawcett.

Id love to hear pam attempt to fart the national anthem infront of my face out of her gaping asshole but due to the width of her huge massive wide hole its just lots of hisses and garlge noises

>>213633540 (OP)
I love huge fakes

>>213634804
gay

>>213633566
pamela was actually bogged, you mean.

>>213633540 (OP)
Looking back, these tits were rather small

>>213633620
You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.

>>213633540 (OP)
Pamela was a 10/10 before her fake tits, Sydney is an 8 at best.

>>213633540 (OP)
That’s fair. She even dated kid rock when he was LARPing as a ghetto superstar white rapper from Detroit. I wonder if she banged his pet midge.

>>213633566
>howeverthoughbeit

stop saying this faggot shit you fucking retard

>>213633620
He a earthrocker

>>213638643
She was still a 10 for years with them. She's an absolute sweetheart too although Sydney might also be a lovely person, I genuinely don't know anything about her as a person. I'm not even sure I've heard her voice before now that I think about it.

>>213638669
>I'm not even sure I've heard her voice before now that I think about it.
I've only seen her in webms here on /tv/ so I genuinely don't know what her voice is like.

>>213638687
I've seen bundles of webms here, mp4s on twitter and the Rolling Stones music video but she's never spoken in any of them. i cannot put a voice to her. Maybe when I hear her speak it will trigger my memory but I might genuinely have never heard her speak.

>>213638601
>pamela was actually bogged
Don't confuse older versions of Pam with early Pam when she first blew up career wise. She was insanely hot. Her later career and even her mid-stage career was still basically banking on being the insanely hot girl from years ago....
I don't think Sidney will get that same level of fallowing or entire career hype. The hot girls in Hollywood back in the day established life long sort of fan bases being it was before the internet offered up naked thots everywhere. It's why even early 2000 hotness in Hollywood still has larger fan bases than say 2010 onward.

>>213635917
This, don't hate the player, hate the game.
She figured out the Matrix and worked it to her advantage.

>>213633620
Based Neeson on the prowl for black bastards!

>>213638654
why thoughbeit

>>213640348
Give it to me straight, doc. Are there any stories about her being a jerk to people behind the cameras or is she a nice person?

>>213633560
But muh age! It is the most important thing there is and it will never change, so glad I am not some old boomer.

>>213633587
No she is not, I cannot fucking believe people don't get hollywood games.

>>213633560
>it's all made up bullshit
Correct. Just more identity politics trash trying to divide people against each other.

>>213633645
>sentient pair of tits
Thank you for this, anon. kek

>>213635135
Earthrocker.

>>213633540 (OP)
No, Pamela was fuckable.

Pamela had a much better face, however Sydney's tits are natural, it cancels each other out.

Did they?

>>213643029
Pamela's whole shtick was trashy dumb bogged bimbo. The bolt ons were essential.

>>213634141
Why does he give a fuck? Oh he must be a jew, and doeant get a cut.

>>213633735
Dolly Parton was more 70s. 80s didn't really have one big titty blonde in the spotlight. Pamela shouldn't count because they're fake (and looked terrible), I'd go with Anna Nicole Smith or Jenny McCarthy for 90s

>>213634558
>Awkwafina certainly is a sex symbol

>>213643338
>80s didn't really have one big titty blonde in the spotlight
I think you've forgotten about Samantha Fox.
S tier tits.

>>213633540 (OP)
Don't ever compare that down syndrome kike cum sock to a prime pan Anderson

>>213638631
Everyone's doing it

>>213643411
This is an American board Nigel (or should I say Mahmoud)

>>213643614
Settle down, Darnell. Tits is tits.

>>213633540 (OP)
> women were/are valued (mostly) for sexual value to men, i'm going insannnnnnnnnnnnnne

Brooke Shields 1980s maybe. I feel like Madonna was still kind of girl-next-door in the 1980s and only in the 90s did she become a big sex symbol.

It really susprises me to say Sydney Sweeney, maybe I haven't seen her in sexy roles but I don't get it, she looks like a regular ass basic bitch to me. Surely zoomers can come up with someone better than that. Why not Margot Robbie even.

>>213634922
The most taken out of context picture ever. Loren was not jealous of her but repulsed by her whore antics and her tits kept popping out of her dress

>>213633949
the kosh doesn’t fuck around

>>213645304
>Look, I’m acting

>>213633949
>mfw I see a black bastard

>>213643108
Nah i heard he was in a gay magazine

>>213645304
guy was paid for this

>>213645789
I wonder how he slept that night, knowing what he'd been paid to do in take after take after take.

>>213640779
hot people are always nice you cavetroll looking dipshit

>>213645838
Oh, the ironing.

>>213645728
Nah that’s you

>>213633540 (OP)
I remember in elementary school, whenever Barbwire or Barbed Wire, whatever, had come out recently. Classmate of mine he was so adamant you could see her pussy in the movie. I did see it eventually but I can't remember if there's a beaver shot or not. Should have been.

>>213645789
Imagine.

>>213645789
Yes, I was.

>>213633540 (OP)
Better face, but big naturals forever mog bolt ons

>>213646490
>but big naturals forever mog bolt ons
But Sweeney has nothing else to her. She's just a bag of tits.

>>213633540 (OP)
But anon she is actually Gen X

Thoughts on Snapdragon?

>>213646728
I'd like to snap my dick off in that ass of hers, huh?

>>213646781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOwr_PKK9Ww

>>213633540 (OP)
sweeney is just only one being pushed right now. only one allowed to be hot. entire cast of baywatch was fucking smoke shows. pop music was britney and christina slutting it up. avril lavigne is hot punk rock girl look. you have shit like buffy cast that are attractive. you have fucking teri hatcher on tv with giant rack. fucking shit like xena and her cast as d tier show stars. charmed was 3 hot wtiches. friends was hard nipple rachel and monica. wwf was full of tits and ass from stacy kibler to trish stratus and so on.

sweeney is only one allowed to be hot right now and shes fucking mid beyond push up bra rack on display. bulging fish eyes like that fallout girl. reject from men in black aliens. she cant act. has no talents. but were supposed to believe shes the hottest in world. no one is getting this push ever. they want someone they control and can destroy and use for propaganda and advertising and thats why sweeney exists while no one else is promoted same way.

>>213646728
Never seen it. I love Barb Wire though.

>>213645304
90's fake tits look so silly now.

>>213647165
Post 40's clarity. Don't be a fool. Fake tits are still awesome. The only problem is they only look good on 1 in a 10 000 women and only one in a million women get silicone tits. So you have a 1 in a billion shot of seeing a woman with silicone tits that look perfect. That's the fault of surgeons. Don't knock fake tits.

>>213645304
lucky bastard

>>213647165
bullshit. 90s were the golden era of fake tits.

>>213647165
neck yourself

>>213638612
They are, it's all about cleavage in mainstream stuff, actual tit monsters don't get pushed

>>213647256
They still feel like shit, and don't move naturally.

>>213635917
>>213640402
There's nothing wrong with having sex appeal and capitalizing on it, but Pam has never in decades of her career even attempted to actually act in anything. Now she's literally making Oscar bait, refusing to wear makeup, and generally acting like some kind of feminist elder stateswoman of Hollywood. It is fucking funny.

>>213647428
Who?

>>213647165
Bolt-ons were basically made to look stunning in cleavage. They fall apart the moment you see the goods exposed.

>>213647428
Fuck off with your AIds shit, jeet.

>>213647718
Natural tits feel like yello, at least fake tits allow for some decent squeeze.

Pamela Anderson was famous for several years.
Sidney Sweeney is gonna be forgotten within months and replaced with another blonde as is usual for the glowie designated celebs of the time.

>>213647428
I love big tits as much as the next guy but there is such a thing as too much of anything is bad for you. Women get surgery for chronic back pain for having tits much smaller than hers god damn which is a crime against humanity in nearly every case

>>213648018
Pamela Anderson will always be famous, she's literally co-starring in the biggest movie currently out.

Actresses who look good and are actually good at what they do will always have a future. Actresses who rely on their tits and ass to get places are discarded over time.

>>213648018
the problem is the lifespan of everything these days is so short. not so long ago we look at each decade as their own distinct period, but since 2010s it's all blurred together with things changing too quickly on month-by-month basis.

>>213647818
You're trying too hard poopskin, white men love huge breasts

>>213646655
>what gender.jpg
as a filthy bisexual cursed by yellow fever... idc about the gender of this folxperson, i just want xheir bussy

>>213633540 (OP)
Pamela Anderson is the first woman I ever blew a load to back in 2003.

>>213634225
>girl next door
yeah, in some mansion gated-community in Calabasas or something

>>213647854
Perky boobs with low fat feels like fake tits minus the hideous implant scarring

I think Baywatch was a global phenomenon and Euphoria is failing show that only got renewed because it stars Zendaya and a tranny.

>>213633560
typical boomer deflection

Anderson endorsed Bernie Sanders so she is a sucdem anti neoliberal.