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Anonymous No.213634483 >>213635491 >>213635644 >>213636762 >>213636777 >>213637485 >>213638023
>watch documentary
>evidence actually is pretty solid and clear
Why do the nonbelievers always have to ruin everything?
Anonymous No.213634674 >>213634798
A lot of people think bigfoot is some extradimensional spirit being. He fades in and out of this plane of reality. Which is lame. I'd rather him be flesh-and-blood animal.
Anonymous No.213634678 >>213635351 >>213635644 >>213636256
It's 100% a real bigfoot, there was no suit quality like that at the time. It's probably the last surviving one and died long ago.
Anonymous No.213634798
>>213634674
Bigfoot is basically santa claus for children who grew up. It's not supposed to make sense, he's a magic ape man whose alleged existence is meant to be reassuring and comforting in... some way. I don't get bigfoot people.
Anonymous No.213634985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb9YcIlkl_c
Anonymous No.213635351
>>213634678
theyve moved into the alaskan wilderness further north very few exist still in con US, possibly canadian relatives but i dont talk to subhumans (besides like 3 in Toronto but ive known them for at least 10 years now)
Anonymous No.213635491 >>213635644 >>213635911 >>213636634 >>213636807 >>213636860
>>213634483 (OP)
>why are its soles white?
>why is there no biological evidence such as fur, shit or bones?
>why did the guy who filmed it draw an exact replica before he even saw one
>why have we never seen one since?
>why is every ”evidence” a blurry mess?
>why is everybody who believes this shit retarded americans who’s whole country is nothing but lies stacked on lies?
Hmmmm
Anonymous No.213635536 >>213635794
What are some good cryptozoology-adjacent kinos? Ideally with a fairly serious vibe, instead of "wow we found a giant spider and it's a schlocky monster movie".
Anonymous No.213635644 >>213635686 >>213636204 >>213636341 >>213636762
>>213634483 (OP)
>>213634678
>>213635491
Watch the actual, unedited, unaltered Patterson Gimlin film and tell me where you can see 100% real fur, muscle movement, hernia, thigh jiggle and whatever else desperate idiots have edited in lmao

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=41adIfM7CWU

Have any if you actually ever watched the actual film?
Anonymous No.213635686
>>213635644
Maybe this is clearer

https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Patterson_Gimlin_Bigfoot_Film_Unedited.webm
Anonymous No.213635735 >>213635872 >>213636201 >>213636233 >>213636762
Still yet to be recreated using special effects technology and techniques available at the time.
Anonymous No.213635758 >>213635872
My favorite theory on the patterson gimlin film is that it's 100% fake but they were extremely skilled and decades ahead of their time in terms of costumes despite there being no reason for them to be skilled.
Anonymous No.213635794
>>213635536
i really enjoyed Phoenix Forgotten its basically blair witch but with aliens
>i think the main char gets cucked by his friend but i want to believe she was just being nice and was actually more into the MC
Anonymous No.213635872 >>213635887 >>213635892 >>213635901 >>213635920 >>213635931 >>213636555
>>213635735
>>213635758
Except good suits existed. This is from The Strange Case of Doctor Rx
(1942). 26 years before Patterson Gimlin. People point to Planet of the Apes which wasn't even about actual Apes but abut Human Ape hybrid types which is why the suits there looked so frail and weird.
Anonymous No.213635887
>>213635872
yeah that looks amazing
lol lmao
Anonymous No.213635892 >>213635901 >>213635920 >>213635931 >>213636580
>>213635872
>Noooo Look how heckin bad this looks. The technology simply didn't exist at the time!
Anonymous No.213635901 >>213636204
>>213635892
>>213635872
If you're going to argue in bad fatih, can you really expect anyone to take you seriously?
Anonymous No.213635906
what does /tv/ think of the Sierra sounds?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=VGfIIjN-P7o
Anonymous No.213635911
>>213635491
>>why is there no biological evidence such as fur, shit or bones?
Lore goes Big Foot eats his own feces
Anonymous No.213635920 >>213636204
>>213635872
>>213635892
you can't be serious lmfao
Anonymous No.213635931 >>213636204
>>213635872
>>213635892
Now show them in motion.
Anonymous No.213635994 >>213636452
Everyone knows bigfoot is real. He did those beef jerky commercials. He also makes appearances at sporting events.
Anonymous No.213636148 >>213636200 >>213636233 >>213636762 >>213636966
Anonymous No.213636200 >>213636658
>>213636148
Good stabilization, wow.
I assume the areas outside the actual moving frame are simply static parts of the best / less smeared frames?
Anonymous No.213636201
>>213635735
>can go to the moon
>cant make a monster costume
grim
Anonymous No.213636204 >>213636341 >>213636676
>>213635901
If Patty believers are arguing in good faith, why don't they actually compare her to actual large ape suits used in film and not Planet of the Apes?

>>213635920
>>213635931
Look at this one from aound 57 minutes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PBM3kyOQ10k

You can't say that Patty is any more detailed from that far away. How come the clear detail from the edited PG film you always see online isn't in the original film?>>213635644
Anonymous No.213636233 >>213636341
>>213636148
The actual film doesn't have this much clear detail. You can't even see the thigh jiggle here lmao>>213635735
Anonymous No.213636256 >>213636278
>>213634678
>probably the last surviving one
Nah, there's plenty out there still. Their population is actually growing due to the decrease in hunting activity and the increase in the feral hog and deer populations.

The federal and state governments knows they exist but won't acknowledge them because of the financial impact they would have on outdoor activities, lumber, mining, energy production, and things like hunting. The department of the interior and the park services use federal funding to keep states in line, so any significant evidence, like a body, is kept on the down low and muddled in the press to make it seem like a hoax.
Anonymous No.213636278 >>213636750
>>213636256
>because of the financial impact they would have on outdoor activities, lumber, mining, energy production, and things like hunting.

What financial impact? Their existence won't even make a dent in these fields. If anything, it will only increase tourism (and hunting).
Anonymous No.213636341 >>213636902
>>213635644
>>213636233
are you saying you think the thigh jiggle etc was edited into the footage? I don't think editing video on such a micro level is as easy as you think it is, especially a decade plus ago. and there would almost certainly be editing tells that wouldn't hold up against the sheer amount of analysis this video has gone through.
>>213636204
the problem with this footage is that the guy in the suit is acting out very exaggerated chimplike movement. ironically, it's the more human-like movement in the PG film that sets it apart. show this suit walking upright and see if it still holds up as well.

for the record, I'm a skeptic, I want to believe but I will admit there's a lot of holes in it. but I don't find your arguments that compelling either.
Anonymous No.213636389 >>213636412
Bigfoot tards just need to feel like they are special for believing this garbage
Anonymous No.213636412 >>213636419
>>213636389
The true redpill is that bigfoot's existence disproves among other things the out of Africa theory of human evolution and therefore makes the modern day idea of black people being sacred topple like a house of cards.
Bigfoot proves the primacy of the white race.
Anonymous No.213636419 >>213636438
>>213636412
Meds
Anonymous No.213636438 >>213636680
>>213636419
You're afraid. Afraid of the truth. You think civilization was born in the Levant but it wasn't. Bigfoot was here all along, and from here went out into the hyperborean tundra and down into the lands where their hair was shed and the Aryan race stood tall and proud saar
Anonymous No.213636452
>>213635994
Exactly, you don't get more real than those commercials. I'm just happy the fame hasn't gone to his head.
Anonymous No.213636470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npswv7Zh8sg
Anonymous No.213636498
Bigfoot is almost exclusively for lonely and failed boomers who want to feel special so they attach themselves to this nonsense.
Anonymous No.213636555 >>213636590 >>213636902
>>213635872
There's basically two types of evidence you can collect from a photo / film.
1. Subjective
2. Objective

Subjective evidence isn't the best type of evidence, because it's open to interpretation. The "good suit" seen by one person may not be a "good suit" to another due to a variety of factors. While subjective evidence isn't the best kind of evidence, it is still evidence.

Objective evidence is subject to measurement, not opinion. It is the best type of evidence, and when paired with subjective evidence, is pretty much conclusive. There are measurements that can be made from the PGF that should 100% prove that the subject is simply a man in a costume, but none of those measurements support that theory.
1. Arm length doesn't match a guy in a suit.
2. Forearm length doesn't match a guy in a suit using arm extensions to make the arms look longer.
3. Angle by the trail foot doesn't match foot angles of a guy in a suit.
4. Lower leg angle doesn't match the angles of a guy in a suit.
5. Extended leg angle doesn't match a guy in a suit.

None of the measurable objective evidence supports a costume theory, and when combined with the subjective evidence, pretty much conclusively demonstrates that the PGF isn't a guy in a suite.
Anonymous No.213636580 >>213636902
>>213635892
>No, this heckin looks totally real guise!
Anonymous No.213636590 >>213636624 >>213636865
>>213636555
>it's completely impossible for a dude to attempt to walk less dude-like
Anonymous No.213636624 >>213636649
>>213636590
>human joints can't be made to bend the way the joints of another type of animal bend
That is correct, yes.
Anonymous No.213636634
>>213635491
>not knowing about the ketchum dna studies
lmao
Anonymous No.213636649 >>213636718
>>213636624
Are you telling me you are not able to straighten out your foot? How fat or disabled are you? Besides your brain damage, that is.
Anonymous No.213636658 >>213636681 >>213636902
>>213636200
>I assume the areas outside the actual moving frame are simply static parts of the best / less smeared frames?

A dude named Bill Munns made contact with Mrs. Patterson and got permission to digitally photograph the film that she has in her possession. He took a digital camera and made a copy of every individual frame of the film. From there you can load the imagery to a variety of modern film processing programs and do things like stabilize it, remove faults and scratches from the film itself, and filter out colors for better resolution.

None of the modern technology has confirmed a costume theory, but instead, supports the legitimate claims made by both Patterson and Gimlin.
Anonymous No.213636676 >>213636902
>>213636204
>why don't they actually compare her to actual large ape suits
We do every time we have these threads, and you get BTFO every single time.
Anonymous No.213636680
>>213636438
NTA
but
meds
Anonymous No.213636681
>>213636658
It's not even remotely what I asked about.
Anonymous No.213636695 >>213636771
What about the yeti that killed those kids on the Dyatlov Pass back in the 50s? I still think it was real

I know the documentary wasn't still entertaining watch though
Anonymous No.213636718
>>213636649
The honest interlocutor strikes again, it seems.
Anonymous No.213636747
Bigfoot doesn't exist, but if he did, literally nothing would change in the world. So why are footfags so invested in this stuff? Like, you aren't gonna cause the great revolution like some enlightened messiah or whatever. You're just some retarded Amerimutt who wants to feel special.
Anonymous No.213636750 >>213636778 >>213636822
>>213636278
>What financial impact?
Decrease in attendance to national and state parks. Decrease in hunting. Increase in leftists trying to establish safe zones for them in areas with timber and energy resources. Things like that. The spotted owl absolutely crippled a lot of the logging in the west back in the day.
Anonymous No.213636762 >>213636902
>>213634483 (OP)
>>213635644
>>213635735
>>213636148

Patty's behavior in the video never made sense.

According to P/G, Patterson dismounted after he saw the creature and started running after it with his camera. Gimlin was first following him on horseback but then also dismounted and started to follow Patterson as he was running after it. According to Patterson he came about 25 feet (7.6 m) away from the creature at his closest, while Patterson came 60 feet (18m) at his closest to the creature.

I've never heard of a wild animal that would just calmly walk away with its back turned as humans (together with their horses) are running after it and approaching it at 25 feet. Especially not a supposedly notoriously elusive and skittish creature.

The entire thing looks staged.
Anonymous No.213636771
>>213636695
yeah it wasnt yeti/bigfoot lmao
>retards get avalanched and run to escape quickly throwing on any gear they find in the aftermath
>b-b-but the radiation!!!
whoa ur telling me russia was doing secret nuclear tests no way
>but the moratorium!!!
WHOAAAAA NO WAY THEY BREAKING AGREEMENTS??!!!!!
Anonymous No.213636777
>>213634483 (OP)
This thread reminds me when I was a kid and would watch Loch Ness Monster tribute videos that had Nickelback - far away playing in the background. Maybe I should get shit faced and do that again for the nostalgia factor
Anonymous No.213636778 >>213636796
>>213636750
>leftists
Why is it always MIGAtards who believe in retarded conspiracy theories?
Anonymous No.213636796 >>213636953
>>213636778
ah yes those damn magatards conservative environmentalists

you dipshit
Anonymous No.213636807
>>213635491
>anon pretends he is not american
>americans only know shit related to their own region
>thinks americans invented bigfoot
>has never heard of yowies (Australia
>never heard of yetis (Asia)
Anonymous No.213636822
>>213636750
>Decrease in attendance to national and state parks. Decrease in hunting.

Ah yes, the existence of bigfoot will LOWER the attendance of tourists and hunters.

Because this makes complete sense.
Anonymous No.213636835 >>213636861
Bigfoot is real. I know from first hand experience.
Anonymous No.213636860
>>213635491
>why is everybody who believes this shit retarded americans whose [sic] whole country is nothing but lies stacked on lies?
Why do only Australians see kangaroos? They must be fake!
Anonymous No.213636861
>>213636835
If the entire legend is about a big foot, how would you know from the size of your first hand?
Anonymous No.213636865
>>213636590
It's not about acting, it's about anatomy, and the foot and leg angles created by the PGF subject while it's walking defy what human anatomy is capable of when we walk. About the closest we can achieve to those angles is our running gait.
Anonymous No.213636902 >>213637005
>>213636341
Yeah, it's suspicious that all these sharp details just appear on the edited versions

>>213636555
Bob Heironimus sends his regards

>>213636580
Yeah, just as real as Patty when viewed from far away with a shitty camera

>>213636658
>modern film processing programs and do things like stabilize it, remove faults and scratches from the film itself, and filter out colors for better resolution.
Basically what AI does but manually. Make shit up

>>213636676
Shitty suit

>>213636762
Lol, he didn't dismount. His horse got spooked and reared up and he fell off it. All that movement and noise and Patty is chill and unbothered.
Anonymous No.213636953
>>213636796
Case in point lmao
Anonymous No.213636966 >>213637000
>>213636148
Im glad this video has those black bars on it, otherwise I wouldn't know what to look for. Maybe ut would be better if we put a red circle there too though?
Anonymous No.213637000
>>213636966
Kek actual retard
Anonymous No.213637005 >>213637466
>>213636902
You have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to film editing. Literally just pulling shit out your ass.
Anonymous No.213637087
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPuCUnfKNao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJBARc55NlM
Anonymous No.213637466
>>213637005
Yeah, just use the computer to remove a physical scratch from flim, bro. It's that easy!
Anonymous No.213637485
>>213634483 (OP)
Logic.
Condolences, unrealistic dreamer.
Anonymous No.213638023
>>213634483 (OP)
Fun fact! My grandfather is one of the main Bigfoot sources. Check out the book "Wild Man of the Woods" by Ed Bush. It was a story he would always talk about.. Ed was an amature film producer, and he used to show his films at the local theater. Fot the most part, they were hunting-related things and about his adventures in the Amazon rainforest. He one day gets the idea to catch bigfoot on film. So him, his girlfriend at the time, and one of my uncles go up to Happy Camp CA, with marshmallows covered in menstrual blood to lure him out. Wouldn't you know, bigfoot appears! And not only does he appear, but he ABDUCTS his girlfriend!
https://hoaxes.org/archive/permalink/bride_of_bigfoot
He caught it all on tape! She was missing for several days! The Sheriff had search parties looking for her and everything. Now, the news papers report that she was in good health, but Ed says otherwise. He showed the film at the theater, but the FBI
My grandfather was a bit of a con artist, not going to lie. But it makes for a great story, and that whole side of the family swears by it.
Anonymous No.213638055
I'll never understand people willingly being schizos.
Anonymous No.213638441
Thoughts on the Freeman footage?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5RtLm_knms