Thread 213634645

>HOH: Ava
>Noms: Keanu, Vince, Zach
>Veto: Kat

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previously on /bb/: >>213630323

I'd eat big mak's poop

>It's crazy there are no alliances
Lauren is really that stupid.

>>213634730
i think she just saying that because she is talking to ashley

>turn up volume to hear what keanu is reading
>fish

>>213634849
Not sure what chapter in proverbs

>>213634983
The memory wall really kicks this one up a notch.

they're still doing the m&ms??

They are seriously doing the m&m's again?

>>213635038
>>213635044
EVERY SCENARIO, EVERY DAY

I wanna get cast on big brother and fall in love with a girl there

>>213634983
Ok this might be my favorite one yet

>>213635073
dammit quinn, you had your chance. let some other anon have a chance

>>213635050
They are going to map out every option on the game tree at this point.

If I were cast in the Big Brother house I'd use my ancient tibetan breathing techniques to spray fire from my palms and set the set aflame

>>213635073
I wanna get cast on big brother and annoy everybody.

>>213635139
I'd just make chicken salad with grapes in it for the house.

what if zach made a heart out of m&ms for morgan haha

if you made chicken salad with grapes in the first week they would find that sufficient reasoning to evict you
that's a week 4 recipe at best

zach telling morgan and mickey his noms would be
kelley ava kat with a rachel renom

mickey saying she'd do
kelley ava lauren with a rachel renom

morgan says she'd do
kat kelley ava with a rachel renom

>>213635269
zach is a retard, if he does that rylie will wreck his asshole

mickey is retarded but no surprise there

morgan wants to trail around and follow zach so no surprise there

heres hoping literally anybody but these three take power next week because they suck so much. cannot wait for them to see how hated they are on the oustide lol

>>213635318
well i think mickey and zach are just bullshitting each other with those noms.
like mickey putting up ava? after this week and how close they worked together is fucking insane.
zach i think is just feeding mickey bullshit noms to make sure he keeps her vote
and morgan is just there

>>213635345
>like mickey putting up ava? after this week and how close they worked together is fucking insane.
mickey put up her own ally in her disasterous hoh and has been making retarded moves all season - i have a hard time believing she is fronting zach. zach, similarly, is pretty head empty. i seriously suspect he goes home unless he wins safety. we shall see.

M&M crew finally breaks up and goes down stairs as ashley exits the bathroom from her 30 minute shower

>>213635367
Insane how Zach is likely to go home after the strong social position he's been in, and being good at physical comps. Retard made a fatal error in siding so hard with Vince and flipping the Adrian vote (which in turn is the retard Lauren's fault for even putting him up)

>>213635565
how'd you forget him not using his power to get off the block

>>213635318
kek i like how people talk about rylie as if if you put him or kat up he's going to literally fucking murder you

morgan reswearing her fealty to queen mickey

Will/Ashley and Mickey/Morgan tonight separately repeated no targeting of each other until final 5

mickler's body language always seems so aggro

morgan and mickey agree that rachel needs to go before jury

>2:07 AM PT Mickey says that Kelley will not win an HOH, Kelley will never win endurance. feeds cut
uh ohhhh

>>213635685
Yep, the nuCookout + Ava has a F5 pact

>>213635962
It’s a dead show

Vince and Zach really destroyed the season when they didn't get Will or Ashley out during Lauren's HOH

>>213636124
the season's fine though

>>213636171
jury won't be

When was the last time Devitt posted?

>>213635611
considering his insane sperg outs and how he basically said hes willing to fight and throw away his whole fucking game for her, i'd be pretty fucking worried for anyone crazy enough to put her up

>>213635565
but anon, lauren was THINKING!

>>213634645 (OP)
And when The Block Buster is “Who has the fattest ass” then what???

Sup Niggers

Good morning to everyone but the Hogg spammer

Good morning ladies especially >>213637164

the sun is coming up. isn’t it ftlfags bed time

Keanu's last full day y'all :(

>>213637417
You misspelled Zack, my nonbinary xixter

>>213637520
ZATCH
PLEASE GO TO THE DIARY ROOM

Ranjeetbros...

>>213637665
>Aryan
Lmao

>>213637665
>everyone but one person nominated

How the fuck does Bigg Boss work?? Is it like Survivor where you have to win immunity?

>>213637824
Everyone in the house gets to nominate two jeets and the public evicts the highest vote getters which could be 2-6 jeets. It's like a combination of the two shows but leans heavily on the international versions

>>213637824
Also maybe that one jeet got safety from the public and the public had to choose between all the other remaining jeets

Why is he so charismatic and likeable, bros? Also how has he aged so gracefully?

>>213638004
God I wish he'd host after Julie, or at least host the jury roundtable instead of boring ass Taylor.

First choice Jerr, second choice Lauren.

>>213637665
no... bloody bastard i thought he had it in the bag ..

>>213637300
Morning Boss Hogg

>>213637300
Waffle Wednesday Hogg
Hoping Keanu flips the two rednecks' votes today

Mickey so pissed she can't claptalk and get loud and repeat the same words over and over like irl, she has to act like an adult. Must be driving her insane

>>213637300
morning

>>213637665
im team akbar

>>213637300
morning mr cliff

Need brother Vincenzo to wake up and start wheeling and dealing to secure safety this week. We can't lose the rat king this week.

>>213641558
He's safe against whoever he's sitting next to

>>213641558
vinceggzo is safe against both on the block

>>213637300
Ohayouuuu~
Keanu 4 baking more piggies
Keanu 4 Blockbuster

>>213641592
>>213641610
I hope so but I feel like he forces a tie against Zach and Ava sends him home.

>>213641680
The Zach vote is still 7-3, maybe even 8-2

>>213641720
Damn I must be stupid. I had it something like Morgan, Mickey, Rachel, Ashley, Will evict Vince and Lauren, Kelley, Keanu, Kat, Rylie evict Zach.

>>213641789
>Vince
Rachel
Ashley
Will (maybe)
Everyone else on Zach unless there's a massive full scale flip we haven't seen

>>213641789
>>213641835
damn i am severely misinformed. i kinda regret not watching much feeds the last couple weeks.

>>213641680
Ava sending him home in a tie would be poetic justice for bitching out at the Adrian tie

>>213641997
Rachel is pushing really hard to get votes on Vince but she has no influence, if anything it's working in Vinny's favor

>>213634801
Lets

dawg what the fuck this nigga Will eat last night bruh

Don't like blacks and browns.

>>213634983
Wish the eyes were open. Doesn't capture Lauren's eternal thinking gaze
>>213635024
Ye should do the full memory wall.

in the modern era of this game, would putting up Kat soley just to get Rylie to spazz, try to fight you, and get ejected from the house, would that be a feather in your cap? Could you claim that as a game move to the jury?

>>213643428
If you got Rylie kicked and Katharine evicted in the same week they'd have to give you the 750k, you would win by default.

>>213635962
uh when nucookout formed in the hoh room when ropes was hoh, morgan was not in the room and they were all shit talking her. rachel was more with them than morgan. whatever they said to morgan last night is not holding up

>>213642930
>will in the back wistfully thinking ahead to his summer spent in a chair outside

lauren status: VERTICAL

>>213643428
pretty sure you're not allowed to do that, you might get away with it if you're quiet about it but if they catch you talking about the plan, they'd boot yo ass

kek rylie looked like he was jerking it just now in the shower

>>213643428
When was the last time someone tried to initiate a fight to get the other person kicked out? BB23?

>>213643962
I think thats Kyland just sperging

>>213643428
>Rylie no!

They're saying Keanu's cooked now if he don't win blockbuster. What happened? I thought he was safe against Zach.

>>213644338
who is saying this?

would you yell back at production after living there for two months

>>213644351
Many are saying this

>>213644338
Morgan/Mickey made up

>>213644372
Shit well silver lining is mickey flips every 5 minutes

>>213644362
shelby did after 2 weeks

>>213644423
impressive

kreepy kelley just sitting there watching will sleep

>>213644652
Kelley would stroke your dick while you sleep and watch your reactions

kat is retarded. you cant smell milk through the top of the container. it always smells weird cause some dries around the lid. you gotta pour it out into a glass and then smell it

>>213644362
I imagine they would annoy me far earlier than 2 months, but I would never last 2 months without being voted off.

zopes gym

ropes thought morgan was being serious

>hags are talkin bout their dried up eggs
>zach says his mom had him at 40
>ya gurl u still got time

>>213645389
>his mom had him at 40
explains a couple things

>>213645389
based zach lying and giving the hags hope

its just like that um.... i honestly dont know...

>Keanu vs Zach = Keanu stays
>Keanu vs Vince = Vince stays
>Vince vs Zach = Zach stays

wild

>>213644726
hot

>>213645940
I'm not sure Keanu stays against Zach anymore.

>>213645940
Keanu has no chance if he doesn't win the blockbuster.
The M & M have made up their minds.
Mickey also planted seeds to the cringe-couple to vote out Keanu.
Give all your energy to Keanu.

>>213646021
KEANU AFP

>>213645940
Keanu is a goner if he doesn't win Arena.
Vince is safe no matter what.

im being with you outside of this whether you like it or not

>>213645940
>Keanu tries to throw blockbuster to Vince
>Vince chokes
>Zach wins easily
>Keanu leaves against Vince
i can already see it now....

"We're being together outside of this. Whether you like it or not"
"I am marrying you. I am"
what point does grod need to step in

Boren thinks she's the funny one of the group, not the cute one.

>>213646138
Have you considered going back?

>>213646138
Did he just say that "he's got daughters" to Kat?

Lauren needs to update her internet speed, because she is on that dial up connection

Vince is flat ironing his hair

>>213646138
>>213646168
showmance baby this friday

>>213645990
NOOOOOOO

>>213646138
>>213646168
LET'S GO

Is there a sneak preview for the BB?

>>213646362
tomorrow

>>213645940
>zach is actually going to have his gamble pay off and save his power

Look. Rope has to go up next week. I don't care about the attitude, the shade, it's the ten thousand Atlanta stories a day, it's the constant talking about her red flags and what SHE wants from her ideal man, she needs to be humbled yesterday.

>>213646168
they get married on finale night

>>213646021
keanu just needs to make jury to lock in that afp win

Rylie was personally selected and chosen by Alison, he has Alison written all over him. I can see her putting grubby little fingers on the iPhone and going HIM

If there's a comp based on how many sentences you can go without saying "me" 'I" "mine" Morgan is fucked

>>213646647
grod loves the curly haired men

>>213646644
too bad he's leaving tomorrow

>>213646168
GIRL RUN

Rachel thinks Keanu will do really well in slip n slide

>>213646758
She loves the "good ol boys"

>>213645940
KEANU 4 BLOCKBUSTER

>>213646168
Literally the only time I want a proposal during the finale.

Katharine thinks she's a stacy

>>213646127
>>213646138
Isn't Riley a piece of shit to his exes? Also I thought Kat was an ultra feminist who didn't need a man.

Oh please where did you train at the Trailer Park Ballet Academy

>>213647275
i wouldnt mind sniffing his armpits

>>213646287
might have to add this to the merchants

>>213647381
he has the most perfect looking nose ive ever seen, and yet, he's still ugly. i dont get it

I love Rachel and Keanu together

>>213647519
it's the mustache and zero lips

>I've literally played with some... twice...
wow

Thank, God. He's not throwing the blockbuster.
Rachel drilling some wisdom into him.

Keanu….don't be delusional.

>I've been saying she's got a very authoritarian style of leading
the miktator....

>>213647621
He’s not wrong

>>213647621
>n bomb acting like a tyrant
Water is wet

Does Keanu know he's cooked

i dont want to lose keanu yet...

Morgan has the high ground

>>213647845
He needs to lock in, as the kids say and really focus on winning. He's starting to gain traction and its too early for him to go.

>>213647879
He's prob one of those guys who does better under pressure we NEED him to wake the fuck up.

>Morgan: this is probably my most paranoid week
>Keanu: yeah it comes off like that

Every Morgan convo is exactly the same

>>213647983
>I'm actually a really selfless person, I don't look out for myself enough

Walmart Facebook minions Duck Dynasty peasant people
I step on these people with my feet of the giant

When has she ever won a comp?
She hasn't locked in yet, once.

How the fuck can anybody in the house trust Morgan

This bitch has never seen King of Queens and shes like 35

so did that M&M session last night really seal keanu going home against zach and vince?

>>213648162
Yup, he has no chance if he's on the block after Arena
There's a slight hope IF the rednecks decide to change their vote into keeping Keanu, and even then it's a tie with Ava breaking it and she'd just vote out Keanu for the slay queen revenge moment for the prompt

>>213648162
He still might stay against Zach.

>>213648108
My eyes are gettin' weary, My back is gettin' tight

RIP Real

its fucking ballet time

Real ballet exercises are hardcore leg workouts
t. had sister that did ballet for 15 years

What the fuck is this perspective?
Rachel is taller than Keanu?

TLP LEGGIES

>>213648435
shes a big girl

>>213648417
TIGHT

im following along at home

>>213648529
im watching from my chair =P

>>213648364
kelley is body-ody

>>213648009
She said this again? She really believes it.

>>213648542
sexo ribs

im done with this keanu/rachel working together would be kino narrative. no it wont be. rachel sucks and is a bully. no other HG would get away with the way she talks to people. keanu deserves better

>>213648701
Ropes and Morgan are 10 times the bully she is. The worst Rachel does is shittalk Vince for his obvious rattoness

>>213648701
mickey why do you have a phone

Vince and Will having a fake off

>>213648825
i turned feeds off when they switched off ballet class

morgan wants to zach to use his power as leverage to use for other people?
>morgan wants him to tell rope about the power
>zach numbered three he'd be willing to use it for - himself, vinnie, morgan,
>ropes crashes their 1on1

>>213648842
same fuck this shit

>>213648798
name one time morgan bullied anyone. you cant because she doesnt. sure her and mickey talk shit behind peoples backs but so does rachel

rachel instigated multiple fights with zae and keanu and she berated morgan in the storage room for no reason. ashley throws more shade at the other HGs than morgan and mickey combined. what feeds are you watching

ropehead's target of the day is lauren

>>213648855
he can't actually use the power on anyone but himself though no? are they talking about him being a pawnstar for them?

>>213648855
He tells people this, he is 100% no doubt going home against either Vince or Keanu.

Rachel is the Star of this season

Cope seethe dilate

>>213648954
*Keanu

>>213648842
i dont even bother with m&m circlejerk anymore
>lo an behold

they need to edit out people using candy to count votes out of the previous seasons to end this nonsense

>>213648842
We've got game talk on both cams brother, this is good stuff

>>213649051
DELECTABLE NECK

So not only has Keanu done more campaigning for Vince to stay than himself, Vince is actively pushing for Keanu to go out.
King K is so fucked lmao

>>213648897
Nobody has bullied anybody you faggots.
Mickey is the biggest bitch of them all. She is bitchy 95% of the time.
Rachel is very hot and cold with her bitchiness.
Morgan repeats the same shit over and over. One thing she loved repeating was about getting Rachel to jury. So Rachel taking offense to that is justified. It also increases the likelihood of Rachel not making jury which would be better for personally if she isn't making it to the end.

I don't know if I can watch if Keanu leaves. These people generate such a miserable atmosphere.

>>213649034
Is there a change that necessitated the m&ms being brought out again or is it the same old shit they have been done for days?

bruh

>>213649279
They're bringing em out for a Vince/Zach hypothetical but we all know it's 7-3 or 8-2 for Zach should it come down to that

vince busted this light

>>213649278
Same.
I follow Keanu when cooks those blankies cause he does it with such a happy face.
I'll switch off the feeds when Kelley/Keanu get evicted.

>>213648479
I think I can see kelley's bush there
nice

>>213649316
good chance zach/vince will be a tie with mickey/morgan voting for zach, and ava keeps zach

I like everybody doing ballet right now

>>213649237
rachel never going to let you suck brendens dick

>>213649391
Only Rachel, Ashley and Will are voting for Vince with the rest on Zach. No way there's a tie

learning ballet from lauren

>>213649278
I really don't find Zach entertaining... or vinny... or morgan

>>213649470
mickey/morgan are leaning to vote vince out, morgan wants to use zach's power to her advantage, mickey has been spending massive time with him. that makes it a tie

vince is NOT leaving

>>213649527
If Vince stopped being Morgan's #1 thats news to me because she said she'd never vote for him and Mickey isn't voting on the wrong side of the house
7-3

zach inhaling vinces egg odor kek

>>213649527
that pic was last night, now mickey is promising zach her vote

>>213649527
>zach saving his power and then getting the votes to stay
i kneel

Vinnybros, That hug by Mickey to Zach practically sealed our fate.

>>213649553
that was pre zach telling morgan about his powers and saying he that sacrificied himself for her, yesterday morgan told lauren that she was leaning to keep zach

>>213649606
him being in the room for it too....

>>213649553
he ceased to be her #1 when zach got morgan so wet she practically slid off the couch when he told her about saving his power to protect her

what has vince done for her?

vinnito

If zach ends up staying without winning the arena, him telling Morgan about his power was the moment that saved him this week

>>213649537
TLP

might be tears if keanu wins the bb tomorrow

>>213649729
tasty lauren poop?

>>213649773
Such an uphill task.
Zach's punishment was for one day.
Vinny's punishment isn't even taxing.
Production has hamstrung Keanu by making him cook.
It'll be a generational run if he wins bb tomorrow.

>>213649866
oh no OH MY GOD HE HAS TO WRAP LIL SMOKIES IN A PRE ROLLED LAYER OF DOUGH AND PLACE THEM IN THE OVEN AND WAIT FOR THE TIMER

HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER CONTROL OF HIS GAME ITS TOTALLY UNFAIR

if anything him having to interact with every HGs multiple times a day is an advantage. he gets a free pass to have a convo and he also gets to see who is talking to who

>>213649943
next week lol

If Mickey successfully pitches voting Vince on the tie I'll admit she's got skills

>>213649946
It's a fucking humiliation ritual.
People hardly take him seriously even if he's got a free pass.
And, production wakes him in the middle of slumber when every one is too tired to do even have a game talk.
Compare this with others.

M&MS TIME

Oh here we go with the fucking m&ms

kek ava is eating the HGs

I've never heard some pronounce "ostracized" that way

mickey telling ava zach wouldnt put her up
ava did the biggest eye roll

Shelley Duvall

you'll just be a pawn ava , see its ok , you have the M&M's to stay!

i would have a hard time not calling out someone using m&ms to visually explain votes. like how simple are you?

>>213650188
i think ava knew she fucked up after veto that she shouldnt had put keanu up

>>213650181
Vanessa ran the house with m&ms and crocodile tears.

>>213650188
Based Ava for seeing through ropes.

>>213650188
HAHHAHAHA

Rachel and Ash spilling tea

miktator bullying ava into taking out keanu

I just want Vinny to walk out with his egg costume tomorrow.

idc rope is a good villain

>>213650391
A great one, she's here to play.

ava getting keanu out on her HoH while enraging vince / zach / morgan against her

>>213650343
ashley is so bad for mickeys game

evote to vict zack

>>213649943
I want to love Vince but him treating Kelley like trash when there's way bigger targets is unacceptable

this is giving me shades of tkor rubina kimo last season
keeping an obvious trio intact in the game

>>213650181
m&m usng m&ms to explain votes is kino

>>213650436
She’s wearing the outfit with the smug face on it

>>213650521
this trio is likeable tho

>>213650541
of course but game wise i think its crazy to keep that intact.

Pasta and salad for the 502919284919401th time

>>213650521
and this trio is more dangerous

>Rope convincing Ava to get out Keanu and keep Zach over Vince
She's gaming

lmao that face ava made when mickey said her social game is better than zach

Keanu doing ballet with the girls reminds me of being the only guy in gender studies class. Minus the part where girls refused to be my group partner and I skipped school the rest of the day out of embarrassment

>>213650391
She is a great villain, hopefully she gets her comeuppance though.

sorry i dont watch the episodes. are they portraying mickey as the villain though?

>>213650695
I think they started to at the end of last week

this should sketch ava out with morgan suddenly shifting

>>213650663
She already got her comeuppance when Keanu won the veto.
Remember, when they both ran to him, humbled like hurt puppy.

>>213650725
*mickey

I fucking hate the way ava dresses and blacks

>>213650766
She doesn't seem to like...consider everyone? Like if you're her gen z idea of cool she'll suck up to you, if you're black she'll worship you but she seems to think very little of Kelley and Keanu and the like

>>213650766
blacks?

>>213650858
N bombs

kelley's old boyfriend

NEW

>>213650927
>>213650927
>>213650927
>>213650927
>>213650927

>>213650898
wtf he fucks sheep???

>>213650854
Shes fake as shit. Every one in that subculture is. You are trying hard to be different and wymsical. For fake compliments like "omg ava your outfit is so fetch" no cause you have a shit body so if you wore a tank top around Lauren everyone would notice the massive difference and you would get self conscious

The thing that frustrates me the most about Ava is she thinks she's gotta be nice to the black people to be their friend & basically make promises that wouldn't be reciprocated. She thinks she's in a pure Cookout season & she is badly mistaken.

Gonna be funny when it's someone like Ashley herself that just decides on Ava on a whim.