Thread 213637028

/tv/ humor

>>213637092
not funny unless it's her in the video

>>213637092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I60BhhL9H30

>>213637475
4chan has been trying to make me believe she isn't actually cute but it's not working. Idk why this place behaves like twitter

>>213637470
what? kek

>>213637028 (OP)
>asian bella rasmey

>>213637092
Sauce?

A converstion between these two would be priceless

>>213637564
cant be that easy

>>213637492
gays and gaytouchers.

>>213637358

Seeing these good Samaritans gives me hope for humanity

>>213637352
You're brown.

>>213637564
Do they typically fug in the car? Is it allowed to take her to a second location?

>>213637475
all cute

>>213637564
Locks and keys metaphor never fails

>>213637358
motherfucker printed this so he has a way out for when he roofies and rapes a girl

>>213637531
O Maidens in Your Savage Season

>>213637492
You have to remember where you are. Like 60% of 4chan users really are autistic and extremely petty people who have never experienced how other people really behave or look.

>>213637475
makes you wonder why they bothered photoshopping her at all

>>213637725
The most prolific serial rapist in British history.

Whatever happened to him?

>>213637492
she's cute but she's a just another wide faced commoner
she used filters on her viral photos

>>213638005
it's just filters, the pic wasn't meant to go viral
it was just her normal social pic

>>213638035
Still a member of the royal family I’m afraid

>>213638110
LMAO

>>213637376
What's this? Looks like that >>213637390

>>213638101
right is supposed to be DISGUSTING?

>>213637117
so comedy was dead over 11 years ago huh

>>213638101
Face filters are always on when Asians take pictures. Even the guys

>>213637092
Unrealistic. Any boy jerking off at any time knows the feeling of a differential in air pressure indicating the presence of another human nearby, and will immediately slam his laptop closed or press his key shortcut to close everything, switch to another desktop, etc.

>>213637028 (OP)
what she would look like if she were black or chinese

>>213637358
might be the creepiest thing I've ever read

>>213637475
perfect in every pic

>>213637834
The reveal of Tony knowing what hentai is really sells this one for me

>>213638542
>t. in need of glasses

>>213637475
need a homely loyal loving Asian gf so bad

>>213638387
both of those are filtered pics that went viral

can't you see the arrows pointing at distorted background?

>>213637549
is that Margot Robbie?

>>213638785
cute

>>213638101
>>213637475
ngl the warping lines were a redpill for me
now I'm gonna be looking for this shit in every photo of women

>>213637549
The fox movie.

>>213637358
Fake and gay. He didn't make that card overnight, and no one is ever in a state where they literally can't or won't get into a taxi. This is some thirst trap / fetish scenario for women to fantasise about.

>>213638885
It’s supposedly a bouncer, I don’t think it’s real either, but the scenario is that this is a regular event

>>213638876
>ugly guy with a bad stache and limp
turns into
>ugly guy with no limp or stache who's dating an ugly girl
>letting any woman drive
idk if more cringe or beta

>>213638785
>>213638818
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>213637549
She’s clearly absolutely drop dead gorgeous but for some reason I don’t find her particularly appealing. I don’t know if I’m broken

>>213637475
Come home white man

>>213637092
me and my mom

>>213637028 (OP)
that face....
just one look at that potato with two eyes and you instantly know who it is

>>213637549
shes getting old

>>213637470
kek

>>213638101
Never understood why this became viral, right is better btw

>>213639184
>>213638742

>>213638970
This is the only time I'll reply to this shitty bugpilled bait. That selfie is obviously misleading because Sydney's chin is tilted up toward the camera and the other girl's is tilted down. Get them to switch poses and it would be a lot closer (Korean girl would still have smaller plastic surgery chin)

No zoomers allowed.

>>213638931
I think him being a bouncer is meant to imply that he's strong and protective

>>213638035
> The most prolific serial rapist in British history.
Not even close

>>213637317
>what do I start doing?
>and when I start how do I stop?

>>213639414
If you can’t see a correlation between working as a bouncer and regularly being around excessively drunk women, then I’m afraid you might be mentally retarded.

>>213639705
devastating chudette trvke

>>213638101
>>213637475
She's still cute though????

>>213639705
wish more girls were hardcore TERFs

>>213639046
She's objectively gorgeous but she doesn't do it for me either.

>>213639619
Of course I can see the correlation, retard, so could the person who made that fake card, but that scenario is very obviously fake and I'm just trying to explain what the motivation behind someone even thinking to create something like that might be.

>>213639059
>Come home white man
I bet you newfag zoomer don't know where that meme came from

>>213637953
Thanks anon

>>213641399
LMAO

>>213639777
any girls that are hardcore SERFs?

>>213637334
>auth left = russian hat
>auth right = king
>lib left = lazy slob
lib right = guy who smokes... I don't get it.

>>213638885
>He didn't make that card overnight
He's templated it ages ago and does this regularly. Obviously you can't into environmental storytelling

>/tv/
>humor
lmao

>>213637470
excellent

>>213641688
are you retarded?

>>213642380
Everybody smokes, it's not a lib right thing.

>>213637989
>>213637492
sir I AM an autistic and extremely petty person and she is a cute

>>213639705
Women are just jealous that men make better women.

>>213638611
awkwafina's comedy comes from a dark place

>>213638101
this is her first, is she really so insecure about 5mm of bone? why she wants to be a chinlet?
shes still good looking

>>213639375
sydney is a 5/10 in the face department
and you have to be into plastic gook dolls to like left

>>213642695
models are obnoxiously insecure

>>213637358
>You have to eat all the eggs

>>213637953
Where can I download this?

>>213639705
>Still has a tattoo
Even non indoctrination women are still indoctrinated. This is why I'm giving up.

>>213637028 (OP)
Ngl... left is cuter

>>213637358
>>213642882

>>213637470
Lost

>>213639705
Anyone who hates reddit is ok in my book

>>213637549
Weird how you never see Margot Robbie and Jaime Pressly in the same room, maybe because they are the same person?

>>213637564
>hello this is the lock picking lawyer and today we're picking a whore off the streets of LA
>nothing on 1, 2 is binding, moving onto 4 and here we go

>>213642634
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no

>>213638970
>Mate with sidney
>kid comes out great, fully White
>mate with the asian one
>kid comes out buttfuck ugly

>>213643861
>kid comes out great, fully White
That’d be really odd considering I’m black.

>>213643944
anon we're having a discussion about humans...

>>213638885
I'm actually a bouncer and every weekend I come across girls and boys way too drunk to get in a cab or call an uber. They're either passed out in gardens or in the gutter.
We dont take them home, we call ambulances for them because it's common fucking sense, they could die from it. You also don't want some zoomer cunny vomiting all over your spare bed/couch.
Also, the fucking dude has coworkers that would notice him taking girls home, and they'd report it and he'd lose his job.
The whole situation is retarded.

>>213643961
I hope you're not Angloid...

>>213643981
how dare you assume such a thing

>>213639046
>>213637549
>>213639813
You retards don’t know what the word objectively means

>>213643961
>He will be baked soon alhamdulillah
Inshallah habibi

not a single thing itt is funny. half like the fake bugchink is literally just spam

>>213638885
>no one is ever in a state where they literally can't or won't get into a taxi
I love reading the loser shut ins confidently broadcasting their lack of life experience

>>213642528
Not everyone. I've noticed younger people smoke when they wanna stay skinny and avoid eating.

>>213638885
It takes me 10 minutes to type that, format it, go get the paper, hook up the printer, and print that on my home printer, what the fuck are you talking about

>>213637028 (OP)
Everything turns to shit when touched by Hollywood in 2020s

>>213639705
>that one's pretty deadly
kek

>>213637028 (OP)
The Amazon version is just another black girl but uglier.

only real ones will get this

>>213638005
>bothered photoshopping
they don't bother, in the asian online hemisphere it's a widely accepted thing to use some kind of easily accessible thin-filter app.
whenever you happen to browse a yellow fever thread try to pay attention on the girls' surroundings whether things seem to jitter around them
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1I8iGuniVgo

>>213639046
She's flat, a woman needs a great face and body

>>213637470
Fuck you I'm laughing in my work bathroom

Why do kiwitranny and groypers hate asian girls so much?

>>213644904
I'm I gay for wanting to have the left one and not the chink??
I don't wanna marry her, I just want to use her untill she's 30+ and discard it

>>213645295
You're gay for wanting the guy in the bkgnd.

>>213644904
Who is left?

>>213645240
Not masculine enough thats why

>>213637092
based fellow train molestation enjoyer

>>213637475
what is that? a scar?

>>213639046
because yoy know the far superior Samara Weaving and Jamie Pressly exist

>>213645848
But which among the three has the prettiest feet?

>>213637475
>>213639059
Not a day goes by that I don't regret asking to date a Japanese girl I was friends with in college before she moved back to Japan. We had gone to cons and even went out to dinner as friends numerous times. She even had talked about wanting kids and making yhem bento like her mom did.
I fucked up.

>>213637549
What is it about Margot Robbie that makes the porn addicts with dead libidos out themselves? Or is it just "performative" man shit for the rest of the 4chan losers?

>>213639059
absulutely disgusting.
A Canadian.

>>213639416
code?

>>213638101
>wide faced commoner

The shit 4chan will type without irony, I'm sure you're quite the prize

>>213646040
I don't think anon is being praised on twitter as being a 10/10 so I'm not sure what's your point is.

>>213638970
>Xitter poll

There isn't a single real human being on that website.

>>213641399
What happened that there so much asian cope on this website now?

>>213645240
Why do pasty white guys simp so much for them?

>>213638470
kek true

>>213646102
My point is that 4chan has the weirdest superiority complex, despite having no accomplishments, no libido, and looking like baked shit. The state of /tv/ is particularly disgusting because everyone has this energy of "temporarily embarrassed normalfag" as though you are actually BETTER at being average than an average person. The cope enrages me, just be yourself you retards.

>>213646324
Nah. The other poster is right. The difference is we aren't being praised on shitter for being le heckin kawaii japaneserino. Hence we aren't held to the same standards.

>>213637358
People who write stuff like this don't realize that the typical low IQ normie is basically an animal and would react as such, even if you plaster this message everywhere.

>>213637475
You're just confirming that she is cute.

>>213642863
Man I wish women were a feminine as this wearing ponytails in my c*untry.

>>213637475
She didn't need to face warp, but it was a good idea she kept the mouth closed.

>>213637475
you don't like how she looks if I'm getting this right?

>>213637092
>my nii-chan is masturbating!
Pretty sure imoutos expect that to happen.

>>213646900
>woman with filters
:|
>woman with filters, Japan
:O

>>213646239
But thosw two groups are pasty white guys (male)

>>213644944
I want to drink her breast milk

>>213637492
this place is full of brown men who worship white women and think of asian qt's as competition for their beloved roasties.

>>213647394
More like a bunch of white "men" who got rejected by white women and think chasing bugs in some third world is an accomplishment

>>213637549
like most young white women, she looks like a man in a wig.

>>213638473
something like this.

>>213647522
>over 9000 plastic surgeries

>>213646994
brother, if you can't see the moonface at 0:03 you may be facially blind

>>213644904
after being exposed to east asian girls, i can't look at white women the same. they all look and act like men to me.

>>213647568
Yellowfevercels are a lost cause.
Just spray him with bug repellent and move on.

>>213646239
neoteny and femininity. you browns want fatasses that act like men.

>>213641688
it's scheming Max Stirner George

>>213637358
>and the dog loves to be played with
he took a white woman home didn't he

>>213639705
>her first comment is about giant fake tits being bad
what a shame

>>213638970
>‘Euphoria’ star Sydney Sweeney wrote a 5-year big tit plan when she was 12 to convince her parents to let her act

>>213637358
everyone keeps saying "he" when this was clearly written buy a women to get likes on xitter

>>213639705
Based.

>>213638970
>twitter poll
>AI wojak
delete your minecraft account

>>213638885
>No one is ever in a state where they literally can't or won't get into a taxi.
I remember being in New York City almost a decade ago and seeing a guy who was so drunk he could barely stand. He eventually hailed a Taxi and I thought "oh good, he'll get him safe." An hour later I saw the same dude walking from the same direction, still incredibly fucked up.

>>213639442
I don't understand this. Don't you guys treat unattractive women worse than attractive ones? I do.

>>213639046
>>213639813
You think that's a sexy scene if ti was another woman?

>>213639705
redditrannies nuked from orbit

>>213637028 (OP)
whats the joke here? its exactly how it is

>>213637092
Japanese live in paper houses and rooms don't have doors, is this nigga so deaf he can't hear someone walking in on his ass

>>213647250
none of the following are good /tv/ memes
>joaquin joker
>blade runner 2042
>literally any star wars meme except Somehow he returned
>Idris Elba???
/scdp/ is not a meme, Speak is easily S-tier but people haven't seen the Matrix Speak jpeg so I forgive them

>>213639416
was the original pasta from this ?

>>213644125
its a low IQ habbit. You will notice that only poor people and retards smoke. Poor people because it's the only way they can have dopamine and retards cause they have seen it on tv and have no other ways to get dopamine.

>>213644904
When I was in high school in my early twenties I was really into Asian girls. But now they just don't have the same appeal that I'm approaching 40.

>>213648155
Being bad on a man you faggot

>>213642634
This, nothing is stopping cis women from wearing clothes and shoes from sex shops, chokers, and anime accessories. They hold themselves back.

>>213639705
Did trannies ruin chokers on women?
I liked chokers on women.

>>213648935
>Idris Elba???
next bond and sheeeeeeeeeeiit

>>213637470
I've probably seen this 1000 times and it never gets old. Kek.

>the census here is that all women are annoying retards
>Still dunk on white guys for settling for an Asian who doesn't do the western foid mind games

>>213649148
Same, not sure why.

>>213637475
Infinite pregnancy until womb collapse

Does someone have the original pic of the cute Japanese girl?

>>213651180
no, it was banned from the internet

>>213648265
Söys emulate women so it's almost impossible to tell

>>213645995
IPZ-433

>>213637028 (OP)
its time to let this shit go

>>213637028 (OP)
>Netflix jeet management: my cousin's cousin needs a job

>>213643107
I never made the connection, but this is modern Frankenstein's monster

>>213648800
Japanese are descendents of ninjas. They can sneak through those paper houses.

>>213646994
>>213647568
Can't tell. My eyes are glued on her tummy and crotch. You might be gay, anon.

>>213637028 (OP)
this is from Facebook, speaking of Facebook it's almost completely jannified

the golden age is all but over, pics like these are the last death throws from real users

>>213637475
I'd mix my White genes with her

>>213639059
I might be imagining this but I'm sure that he married into wealth and his wife is a multimillionaire.

>>213639847
Nta
Have mostly seen it posted with hot black women... and the Northwest Front.

>>213637092
Nah. I have tinnitus in one ear and yet I trained myself to be able to sense distortions in the shadows as the house shifts to accomodate the weight of someone in another room. Even catching the disturbance of the air is enough of a signal.

>>213637470
legendary

>>213637111
>supportive older straight guy who is actually outright mocking you not championing your delusional mental illness but he's in shape so you assume everything he says has your best interest at heart because voicing your disapproval might mean immediate physical reprisal
>and you know you'd deserve it for trying to champion LGBT as something positive

>>213637475
Why do white guys always go apeshit over generic gooks?

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Dehs deh deh deh deh deh Dehling dehed deh deh deh Dehlberg dehing deh dehs; deh deh deh deh dehs deh deher deh dehen deh deh deh deh deh deh deht dehthing deh dehbody?deh dehusly dehable deh-dehtion deh deh dehs. Deh Dehry Dehher dehs deh deh anti-Dehtian (deh deh), deh deh’s dehly deh anti-Dehes Dehnd dehs deh dehs deh deh deh, dehty deh dehment. Deh deh dehs deh deh deh deh. Deh, dehfully, deh deh deher deh deh.

>d-deh dehst deh dehs deh deh dehough d-deh
"Deh!"
Deh dehing deh dehful; deh deh deh dehble. Deh deh deh, Deh dehed deh dehry deh deh deher deh deh deh deh, deh dehor deh dehtead deh deh deher "dehed deh dehs."

Deh deh dehing deh deh deh deh deh deh dehry deh deh deh deh dehed. Deh dehed deh deh Deh deh dehed deh deh dehal deh dehs. Deh deh dehlous. Dehling's deh dehs deh dehed deh dehes deh deh dehs deh deh deh deh deh deh deh dehing. Deh Deh deh deh dehish, dehing deh deh Dehry Dehher deh deh deh Dehphen Dehng. Deh deh dehthing deh deh dehect deh, "Deh dehse dehs deh dehing Dehry Dehher deh dehdeh deh dehdeh, deh deh deh deh deher deh deh deh deh deh deh Dehphen Dehng." Deh deh deh deh dehght. Deh deh deh dehing dehic. Deh deh deh "Dehry Dehher" deh deh, deh deh, dehed deh deh Dehphen Dehng.

>>213652681
This is a whole new level of autism.

>>213652615
White guys go apeshit over any girls that are small, cute and bubbly, it's because their women have been overwhelmingly psy-op'd into being whorish, manly, or feminists.

>>213652615
when turds are put on the spotlight and we're told

>this thing is so pretty, don't you think anon

and it's some black foid or some weird looking white chicks with eyes too far apart

an average looking working woman jap looks like gold

it's the same reason average e girls get glazed into thinking they have some unobtainable golden pussy but that's always a sailing ship they're not on past flavor of the month

>>213637028 (OP)
Netflix version unironically looks better

>>213637475
>nigger nose
>subhuman eyes
yikes

>>213652597
holy projecteroni...writing an essay cuz a facebook meme made you mad...

>>213639705
>IKEA Blåhaj
I actually think those looks neat, but tannies ruined them.
I will remember what they took from me.

>>213637028 (OP)
It already exists. It's called Kumiko The Treasure Hunter.

>>213637092
Why is she horrified? That's just a slightly embarrassing moment. She's acting like she walked in on him being a cannibal.

>>213648969
You've made me upset. SERENITY NOW!

>>213653412
bosch looks so young here

>>213644904
even the nigger has had enough

>>213650719
I think the cutsey act loses its appeal. Like it goes from being cute to annoying Idk.

>>213652615
god forbid a beautiful woman be in a tv show for once and not a dumpy brownoid with a michelin man body

>>213639679
After near 2 decades this one still make me laugh, thanks for the past trip kind anon.

>>213647250
damn I miss graphiteposting
time for a rewatch

>>213637092
Jeez, let poor Arisu get a wank

>>213642695
Have you ever met an asian woman? They are the most shallow and materialistic people on the planet.

>>213637492
We have lots of gay and actual discord troons attacking any biological woman being posted

>>213654696
the discord and reddit troons are on full force after the trump pedo shit, they came here to 'btfo' us then realized our world is better than there's they can say anything they want

now they stay here and get trolled

if they feel like they lost an argument they'll do their best to let the thread die

don't forget them trying to say 4chan was never like how it is with us in it despite the snippet pics moot puts up is like history on the wall constanly showing their lying fags

>>213639705
That's just outright mean spirited to make something like this unprovoked.

>>213654817
they as well will not divide us

they owe us tit pics for pizza and the pools closed

>>213638611
Fuck, no matter how much I may complain about the idiots in my country, I take comfort in not having been born into a society so backward that they do that to babies.

>>213644904
>nog in the back left
the future is clear

>>213646171
third worlders

>>213637470
kekeroni

>>213654901
this webm made my nipples hard

>>213644068
If a bouncer can get them into their own car to drive them to his house then they can also get them into a taxi.

>>213647250
Such a rich and fascinating culture.
RIP in peace.

>>213637028 (OP)
Only happens to white women.

>>213654901
Hot men just yap and yap because they know they're hot and get away with it.

>>213637475
>>213637492
It's the kslop schizo who is absolutely incensed his plastic-faced bugs aren't getting anywhere near the attention this one image of a random japanese woman is

>>213639059
looksmatched to be quite honest

>>213646171
They've periodically had this for over two decades. It's also anti-American. They have a whole board dedicated to lgbt. I think its just the East. Backwards. Or libs.

>>213637028 (OP)
this place is a humorless bot nest of shitty llms and propaganda, as this thread will attest

not one laugh

>>213637470
Lol

>>213653290
I don't know the context but I hope it's her getting her tits grabbed in the video and she's traumatized because it was her shoot.

>>213637358
This nigger never worked with people in his life. Fact is you're lucky they read fucking pictures, much less single-word signs.
This shit just looks like schizobabble to a normie.

>>213638970
One has coarse hair that looks like all of her race. One has soft blonde hair.

>>213647250
0/10

>>213647250
is jaxposting (sons of anarchy) on here?

>>213637534
Batman one killed me. Keeeeekkk.

>>213642173
Its too specific though
>I the bouncer you were talking too (Before she got black out drunk? Why would you talk to a bouncer? After, so she wouldnt remember?)
>None of your friends were answering
>your tight fitting jewellery is here
>your phone that you didn't lose is here
>your clothes that you threw up on are here
Its so specific. Does he have hundreds of these pre printed cards to suit every possible scenerio + every type and combination of item the girl might have potentially lost + different locations things might be put depending on the circumstances?

>>213656120
He's also an insufferable schizo in the kpop threads in /mu/

>>213641399
Daring

>>213637475
>10/10 gook was actually an average nip
Sad

>>213643874
That's a small amount of food for the average American

>>213649148
>When I was in high school in my early twenties I
>my early twenties
Anon....

>>213638970
>AI wojak
Pathetic bug gook

>>213637888
>>213638542
>>213639744
>>213646900
Major case of gaijin eyes. This chick is completely mid even in Japan.

>>213654844
You should help the karmic balance by funding a rope company.

>>213637092
This got a live-action adaptation?

>>213639046
She doesn’t shine, she glows. Humans shine

>>213643944
ANON WATCH OUT THERE'S A NIGGER AT YOUR COMPUTER

>>213647726
Denounce the talmud

>>213652615
why have white women lowered our expectations so fucking much?

>>213658420
You mean why have liberals attacked white people with divide and conquer propaganda so much?

The answer is they fear white supremacy

>>213654844
Dilate

>>213639777
TERFs believe all PIV sex is rape and they abort male fetuses

>>213638143
The little girl actress grew up to have sex slaves IRL. It’s funny because it’s prophetic

>>213643798
nice click on four and a false set

>>213650326
>Asian who doesn't do the western foid mind games
Anon... men vastly outnumber women in China, yet there's a huge leftover women phenomenon there, and South Korea's 4B movement is infamous. Please do some research on what dating is actually like in these countries. A woman is a woman, no matter where she's from.

>>213659071
He's a pasty white guy who lives off 4chan memes. Don't expect any critical thinking or research

>>213648969
the video was from the pasta

>>213646994
am I seriously supposed to find this unattractive?