Thread 213637610

The movie will ONLY be purchasable for a set amount of time for $30 with NO rental option allowed so it can recoup some cost after failing at the box office

>>213637610 (OP)
This is just sad at this point

>>213637610 (OP)
>please give us $30 to watch this movie at home on your own TV

Nope

Oh no... it keeps getting worse

>>213637610 (OP)
Still coping hard huh

>>213639083
Clearly someone in this thread is

>>213637610 (OP)
I'M A BOX OFFICE FLOP YES I AM
I'M A BOX OFFICE FLOP YES I AM

>supposed to be the grand and epic New beginning for the DC universe
>has the exact same Box office result as a Formula 1 movie
Lmao DCucks always lose

A handy guide for what you'll see from the gunnjeets over the next few months

>>213639096
Yeah, (you). Now that WB is the dominant studio and Disney had to shut Hulu down to save the company, you guys will be out of work soon enough and this board won't be spammed as hard, that's why superkino is /ourslop/ in case you're wondering

>>213639118
It couldn’t even beat Jurassic park 8

>>213639141
>Disney had to shut Hulu down to save the company
They "shut it down" so they can have one streaming service for everything.

You know, like WB did for HBO Now, HBO Go, Boomerang, DC Universe

>>213637610 (OP)
They always do this when they launch these titles on VOD. I cannot imagine who the fuck is paying that. Probably no one. It's retarded. You'd be better off just launching it at $9.99 and selling a lot of digital rentals because everyone I've ever spoken to that uses VOD rentals just waits until they're $5 or so to watch it.

Sup mousesaars, I've been looking at the cope threads back when Fantastic 4 was supposed to beat superchad instead of, you know, bombing so hard Hulu had to close up shop. Took some pictures

>>213639051
Which antics are they referring to?

>>213637610 (OP)
I guess Jurassic world and Minecraft flopped too since they did the same thing to those movies

>>213637610 (OP)
>>213639083
>>213639141
Superman movies are always underperforming. He’s supposed to be the numbero uno superhero, yet not a single one of his movies has earned a billion dollars. Even Fast & Furious and Jurassic World movies earn more. Same with Batman. Fast & Furious, Jurassic World, and even a few Disney live-action remakes like The Lion Kang have earned more than most Batman movies

>nothing to worry about
Hahaha what about your shill jobs, disneyjeets! Try not being brown and smelly next time maybe you won't get DCimated this hard

>>213639141
>Now that WB is the dominant studio

Reminder:
Warner Bros. Discovery has around $60 billion in debt — about $35 billion is long-term debt, and the rest is short-term debt and other liabilities.

The majority of their films are box office bombs. Fantastic Beasts and the DCEU failed. Joker 2 failed. As far as I know, only Barbie, Minecraft, and Sinners have made money recently.

DC and Fantastic Beasts failed as franchises,( but reboots are imminent. )The CW was sold for zero dollars.

Zaslav’s salary in 2022 was $39.3 million. In 2021, it was $246 million

>>213637610 (OP)
LOL I'd rather give 30 bucks to a random person.

>>213639300
Jeff Sneider was annoyed because James squashed his fake news.

>>213639351
The last 6 WB films have all made money, though.

>>213639300
Being constantly online instead of making WBD money

Are they still making Supergirl? That shit is going to bomb hard.

>>213639351
Both Superman and this new söy horror shit about school shootings (???) are breaking even something no marvel movie has done in 2025 though

do you think people are actually 'buying' this

Maybe flopping at the box office is the new punk rock

>>213639512
Making it? They already made it. It's doing reshoots now to add more momoa because he's a box office draw

>>213639300
Raping kids.

>>213637610 (OP)
I thought the movie was fine, though I was never a Superman guy (X-Men and Spider-Man for me), and I am beginning to tire of Gunn’s tropes that he keeps going back to.

>A character effortlessly takes out a bunch of grunts while pop music plays (Yondu, Harley, Mr. Terrific)
>A cute and/or dim-witted mascot character (Groot, King Shark, Krypto)
>A weird obsession with giant tentacled monsters (the monster in the Guardians 2 opening, Starro, that bioluminescent jellyfish thing that the Justice Gang fight in the background while Clark whines to Lois)

Those are three that really jumped out at me. I’m sure I could find more if I watched it again, but it was kind of a one-and-done for me.

>>213639301
Y...yes? Studios have been doing this to their flops since the VHS days. The VHSs for movies were already produced before the movie was out of theaters. If the movie bombed they'd go ahead and release the VHS ahead of schedule. Blockbuster got the new movies in at the same time they hit theaters, they just couldn't rent it out til a certain date, or they were told to early by the studio. I used to watch every movie while it was still in theaters when I worked there.

>>213639141
>Domestic
KEK

Have these threads just devolved into everyone calling each other Indian

>>213640315
Yes. And then they make more threads calling each other Indian in response to these threads

>>213639096
>our superman doesn't use fake muscles!
>just a suit with an inch of padding everywhere.

I'm no Snyder Stan, but the new suit looks horrible.

>>213639051
They must be getting tired of his lies. This guy is done for.

>>213640315
>>213640350
>nooooo stop calling me pajeet and indian!!!
lmao okay Rupesh

>>213640315
It's the last cope of Gunnpedos.

Superman 2025 is one of the worst superhero movies of all times. James Gunn, who excels in directing overdone violence, out of place quips, undeserved melodrama and perverted sex obsession brings all his trademark traits to this rendition of Superman. This isn't a Superman movie, it's a Marvel/Guardians of Galaxy movie with Superman in the middle of it. In fact, Gunn seems to enjoy writing Justice Gang far more than he does writing Superman. The former which ran off two jokes that were repeated ad nauseam throughout the movie.

What makes Superman a compelling character is gone in Gunn's sloppy adaption. He's not particularly strong, he's not particularly wise, he's a poor leader, he's extremely narcissist and gets easily emotional. And this is supposed to be a seasoned Superman. It's almost like Gunn was projecting his own shitty flawed character on to Superman. The only missing touch would be if Lois was a minor.

The action scenes are just a complete mess of CG blob. Superman is basically a rag doll that gets thrown all over the place and nothing in this movie has weight or meaning to it, particularly in its action. There's a scene where Lois and Mr Terrific break into enemy HQ and the whole ordeal is of course settled with a very catchy music montage of all the enemies being dismantled with utter ease. The next scene is of Clark trying to keep a CGI baby from drowning in lava with his deus ex dog arriving in timely manner to save him again. This is straight out of a Marvel movie and has no place in a Superman movie.

This rendition of Lex is also his most shallow depiction. There is no nuance or intelligence to this Lex. He's not particularly shrewd and constantly spills out his plans for everyone to find out. He throws into temper tantrums just like Superman and starts to sob and cry because Superman is better than him. Where is the elegance and intelligence of Luthor? This is basically a spoiled rich kid battling another spoiled strong kid. 1/10, MCU slop.

>>213640436
>actual adults are watching this and cheering for this
god this is embarrassing

>>213639499

Wouldn't it make sense for people who read a lot to post comments on social media about comic book movies. Besides, he probably only posts like a dozen comments on Twitter or Bluesky.

>>213639141

>Disney had to shut Hulu down to save the company

I better get a Hulu subscription fast for $18.99 if I want to watch Macross Zero. I'm not spending $89 fucking dollars on the bluray collection that has 5 episodes when I can spend around $20 to $30 for the Macross Frontier DVD collection even if it is from Malaysia.

Also, why is Crunchyroll price gouging Anime when you can just pirate the series?

>>213640436
This is the worst copypasta in /tv/ history.

>>213637610 (OP)
Kill yourself.

>>213639051
Why don't you post the source, anon? That being "a guy having a meltdown because his scoop was debunked".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06uSaFw_yok
It's a little ironic to point to a raving rant as a scoop to make a headline from, however.

>>213640391
That isn't the new suit.

>>213637610 (OP)
Torrents are free though?

>>213640436
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Superman%202025%20is%20one%20of%20the%20worst%20superhero%20movies%20of%20all%20times.%20/

>>213640617
>debunked
Right like how Grace's scoop of there being a war in the middle east was "debunked" or the scoop of the movie going to digital on Friday was "debunked"

>>213640436
based, Gunnjeets can't say shit to debunk this

>>213640623
>it's a different suit because they put underwear over it!
Holy cope

>>213640680
Are you actually blind?

>>213640661
>Thing is happening!
>No it isn't
>HOW DARE YOU STOP POSTING ON TWITTER AAHHHH YOU BIG SILLY YOU BIG SILLY I HATE YOU HOW DARE YOU, I HAD ORAL SEX IN THE THEATER!

>>213637610 (OP)
Imagine paying for this slop.

>Hire Marlelslop quip spamming pseudo director
>Be surprised when the results are shit
What did WB think? That you can just copypaste MCU and somehow also copypaste their box office returns?

Based, will grab the BYNDR DV IT release tomorrow

>>213640737
What "quips" are there in the movie from Superman?

>>213640661
>this unrelated claim from an unrelated person on an unrelated subject means the random claim in the middle of Jeff Sneider's angry rant has to be true

>>213640767
The entire not-Russia segment felt like a comedy movie.

>>213640812
That's not what I asked.

>>213640623
The official suit is the same, dork. It's even in the poster of you look at his forearms

>>213640844
Suck my dick.

>>213640891
>posts suit that is clearly not the same

>>213639300
he folds ketchup packets in half and puts them underneath the feet on the toilet seat

Is Snyder the only one that can make box office poison Superman work at the box office??

>>213640931
>ignores they both have padding.
I'd tell you to get checked for autism, but you're probably already aware.

>>213640891
>the cuffs!
>ignores the entirely different material, texture and thickness

>>213640812
So no quips despite your claim of quip spamming?

>>213640972
Yeah you're right, the official suit does have more padding. Thanks for proving my point.

>>213640891
But that isn't the same suit.

>>213637610 (OP)
>the black widow treatment
Fucking grim

>>213637610 (OP)
When are Indians going to start making good movies?

Man, I thought people treating politics like a team sport was pathetic, I never would have imagined there would be individuals so absolutely devoid of the divine spark they would do it for corporate movie studio box office returns.

Please - and I say this with deep love and all due respect - fucking kill yourselves.

>>213641176
That said: it's pretty obvious that the hate Gunneyman is getting is being significantly amplified by JIDF shills desperately trying to tamp down the fact that a lot of people walked out of that film thinking
>Oh wow Isreal really is a nation of subhuman monsters aren't they

>>213639499
Did Gunn actually do that? It’s one thing to babble about your own projects but to speak for Reeves is kind of a dick move.

>>213639499
Cosmicbooknews is a fake clickbait site that trades on culture war bullshit

>>213641250
He's done that numerous times. Suffice to say, Reeves probably hates his guts too.

Superman 2025 is one of the better superhero movies. James Gunn, who excels directing comic book silliness, self-aware comedy, heartfelt theatricality and eccentric romance brings all his trademarks to this rendition of Superman. In fact, Gunn seems to enjoy writing a comic book extravaganza, with all the complementary crossovers these stories are famous for, a style which is commonly littered with good-natured jokes.

What makes Superman a compelling character is glorified in Gunn's sharp adaptation. He's particularly strong, passionately wise, a respectful leader, and refreshingly vulnerable. An alien who isn’t afraid to tap into emotion. This is supposed to be classic Superman, where Gunn mirrors his own humble optimism into a character that has always reflected back such positivity.

The action scenes aren’t just a complete mess of CG. Superman is essentially a super human that has to face enemies of merit, the biggest being an exact clone of himself, and his struggle has weighted meaning to it. There's a scene where Mr Terrific breaks into enemy HQ and the whole ordeal is of course settled. But these are all human enemies being dismantled with utter ease. The next scene is of Superman trying to keep a baby from drowning in lava with his famous superdog arriving in a timely manner to try to help. Of course, Superman easily defeats his human opponents, but a black hole? He has to be creative to save Krypto and a baby.
This is rising action straight out of a comic, and demonstrates Gunn’s attention to the source material.

This rendition of Lex is also his most layered depiction, with nuance and intelligence. He's particularly shrewd and continually masks his true plans. He throws temper tantrums just like his comic counterpart, and cries because Superman is better than him. This is the faux elegance of Luthor which crumbles when he is defeated. This is basically a spoiled rich kid battling a strong kid. After all, it’s capeshit.
10/10, capeslop.

>>213641250
He is known for doing that a lot, for all projects. Sometimes just shooting down rumors that get people excited. I don't know why he does it. Let fans speculate about dumb shit. It's pretty much free marketing.

>>213639499
But that's not a rumor, it's just a guy ranting. How is that supposed to be credible? He's literally saying in the same rant that he doesn't like him. Of course he would claim negative things in the same breath. Why is a dumb whiny rant being reported as "news"?

>>213641299
>makes up imaginary relationships for strangers

>>213641366
Lmao, look at this shill seethe.

>>213641297
Yep. If you put politics before facts, you're not a reliable news outlet.

>>213641302
>Sometimes just shooting down rumors that get people excited
He only does that when it can actually affect actors
>____ is in talks for role that I made up
That affects the actor. It creates false expectations and perceptions of availability. It is not a bad thing to shoot that down to prevent misinformation. It can even affect films, like how people thought Tom Cruise was going to be Tony Stark in Doctor Strange 2, completely made up, yet people were bitching that it wasn't in the film.

>>213641448
>>213641413
This is perfect for the kiddies but why are you posting that here?

>>213641476
Because it BTFOs you every time, champ.

>>213641494
Unfortunately the only thing it BTFO was WalMartMan's box office returns.

>>213641494
It doesn't. If anything, the pages posted have more in common with Snyder's approach than anything. Take the last page, that was filled with destruction.

>>213641544
Sure pal.
Write me when the Snyderverse comes back.

>>213641575
Are you retarded?

>>213641600
Short answer: yes.

>>213641575
That is absolutely nothing like Snyder's Lex OR Superman. It's quite similar to Gunn's Lex and Superman, however.

>>213641544
Gunnjeet status: DESTROYED

>>213641575
>it's similar to Snyder's approach because....there was destruction
what the fuck has this got to do with characters?

>>213641674
He's Indian, they can't even make their own intellectual properties well.

>>213641626
>>213641600
>>213641607
Wrong.
>>213641674
Because the characterization is the same, plus in the comics and in Snyder's depictions there are actual consequences to their action. Shit isn't swept under the rug.

Even then, the anon was just showing that there is no nuance in Gunn's movie, characters just shout their entire motivations and plans to the audience so the audience won't be lost like the retards Gunn believe they are.

>>213641758
see >>213641448 for motivations being shouted out.

>>213641758
you mean exactly like the comic panel you are claiming is just like Snyder's approach?

>>213637610 (OP)
>ONLY
But that isn't true when I decide to look up the torrent and get the webrip for free though?

>>213641815
What's funny is that when Gunn adapts comic books nearly one to one comicfags get mad because it exposes just how shallow comic writing is and always has been.

>>213641758
You have never read a comic in your entire life.

>>213641779
>>213641815
The difference is that in the last page posted Lex created tons of destruction, Superman wasn't able to cleanly save everyone or magically fix things, and Lex is only blurting out his frustrations after everything had already happened and shown. And this is fucking comics, read mostly by retards.

>>213641166

There is one Legendary Indian director who made good movies when he was alive. He called his own Indian audience as "backwards" and "unsophisticated" which is true.

I did watch his Apu trilogy on that cable channel that showed old classic movies and thought they were good movies but this was years before I found out that pajeets quite literally use their streets as toilets and eat cow dung.

>>213641862
>Lex is only blurting out his frustrations after everything had already happened and shown
so exactly like Superman 2025

>>213641859
I've read more than you. Since i can actually pinpoint the exact arc that last page comes from, Superman: Up, Up and Away!, from 2006, the new story-line right after the big Infinite Crisis cross-over event, another story-line where you've tons of city destruction, people dying, and heroes fucking things up.

>Superman.2025.2160p.HDR incoming

piracy bros, we be eatin good this weekend.

>>213639300
all the relentless child fucking I reckon
really messes with the schedule

>>213641862
>Lex created tons of destruction
Like splitting Metropolis in half?
>Superman wasn't able to save everyone or magically fix things
Like not preventing the city from already being destroyed?
>Lex is blurting out frustrations after everything had happened
Like, how after Superman stopped him?

>>213641862
As opposed to Snyder's approach in BvS where we get multiple scenes before any "destruction" of Lex pretentiously nattering at length to anyone in the same scene as him about his motivations, and then we have a CGI punch climax in the abandoned buildings district so there's no civilians at all, and the only casualty, Superman, is shown before the end of the film to be able to return?

>>213641916

You and Netflix and the rest of streaming are killing film theaters and good movies in general.

>>213641955
Nobody got hurt, not even the bad guys Superman blasted or punched in full force, the city was magically fixed, and even people hating Superman was easily reverted. This movie is more retarded and childish than the comics.

>>213637610 (OP)
This was surprisingly good. You all lied to me.

>>213641916
im not even pirating it why would i

>>213641758
>in Snyder's depictions there are actual consequences to their action. Shit isn't swept under the rug.
The entire plot of the film revolves around the consequences of Superman intervening in a foreign nation's invasion of a neighbor. The final scene of Superman in the post-credits is him and Mr. Terrific assisting in the reconstruction of Metropolis after the damage done by Lex.

>>213641993
>Nobody got hurt
Like Batman v Superman where the entire climax happens in an empty part of the city with no one around?

>>213640249
China solos

>>213642041
On Stryker's island which is way more believable than a big hole tearing Metropolis in half.

>>213642027
>The entire plot of the film revolves around the consequences of Superman intervening in a foreign nation's invasion of a neighbor.
And everything is made alright because it is revealed Lex was involved, so Superman or even the Justice Gang involvement is swept under the rug. Same with the people hating Superman for the video of his parents telling him to fuck human woman. And that scene is all about how Mister Terrific and Superman magically fixed the city, with a gag about Superman feeling the building is lightly off despite the magical fix. What a cute ending.

>>213641993
>nobody got hurt
You mean nobody had their necks snapped?
>the city was magically fixed
You mean they reversed the dimensional merge?
>and people hating Superman was easily reverted
After Lex was exposed as masterminding the entire evil plan?
This is literally the most archetypal comic book story I've ever seen, except maybe The Shadow or Batman 89.

>>213642065
>more believable
When the super man who flies and shoots laser beams from his eyes teams with the wonder woman to fight a CG monster?

>>213642093
kino

>>213642077
>This is literally the most archetypal comic book story I've ever seen
Even the comics from the 70s had more of a consequence.

>>213642065
>more believable than a big hole tearing Metropolis in half.
Didn't that happen in Man of Steel? A big skybeam machine levelled the city?

>>213639096
>mommy i can't sleep, i need the night light on

>>213642093
Yes, i want believable people that shoot beams and have futa-like penises.

>>213642076
>And everything is made alright because it is revealed Lex was involved
Just like Congress being blown up in Batman v Superman, and we end on a teary funeral for Superman with a flower laden memorial after he spent the film having public opinion turned against him by Lex?

>>213642141
The dude is fucking dead. How are you going to jail a corpse?

>>213642161
I didn't mention jail anywhere. He is easily exonerated by it being revealed Lex was behind everything, and then Lex is jailed and disgraced. This is the same thing you are railing against in Superman 2025. And it's like the most basic Luthor plot in both cases.

>>213637610 (OP)
Grim

>>213642076
>>213642065
I like how you keep describing stuff that is completely similar to parts of Man of Steel and Batman v Superman if not even more so in the latter two, but now they're suddenly preposterous and unacceptable.

>>213642104
Until they reversed everything during the 80s?
A sort of...crisis, if you will.

>>213642206
>I like how you keep describing stuff that is completely similar to parts of Man of Steel and Batman v Superman
You think that because you're a brainlet.

>>213642195
But he isn't. The difference is that in BvS people were divided regarding Superman, it is clearly shown that some are for and others are against, and the movie ends with him having to sacrifice himself to regain some of the public faith.

>>213641758
>characters just shout their entire motivations and plans to the audience
Lex spends 90% of his screentime in BvS prattling and preening about his motivations for targeting Superman and how he's going about doing it.

>>213639051
unsactioned buffoonery

>>213642227
>this is deep, he said blood on your hands, and there's blood on his hand, cos like, Lex has blood on his hands actually

>>213642207
Even then, that crisis had consequences, that kept being explored, and the new cross-over event right after, Legend, had its impacts explored.
The stories began to have long-form format with the late 60s.

>>213642246
>Prometheus, prometheus, prometheus
Wow Lex.
Very deep.
We have no idea what you're insinuating...

>>213642230
>it is clearly shown that some are for and others are against
Exactly like Superman 2025.

>>213642246
The difference is that BvS Lex is lying and what he says and he thinks are at odds.

>>213642277
No, in this movie the everyone is against him but that pajeet, because of course, and then everyone loves him.

What I'm getting from this thread is that the Snyderfags who rage about the new Superman have no idea why they even supposedly hate it and in fact would probably like it just fine if they stopped viewing everything as console wars.

Perfect. Someone buys it, torrents it. People who may have paid to eat h now wat h for free. Fuck dc

>>213642264
>Even then the constant reboots were rebooted!
Wow. Very consequential.

>>213642308
That, and they're brown so they aren't that smart anyway.

>>213642285
>what he says and he thinks are at odds.
Precisely like Lex in Superman 2025, who acts in total hypocrisy throughout the film and lies through his teeth.

>>213642308
I hate it because the movie looks like shit, is written like shit, and is shit.

>>213642307
>No, in this movie the everyone is against
You haven't seen it.

>>213642351
See? Just generic raging, and as soon as you press for actual details, he just throws out some shit that describes Snyder's films more than the new film, but suddenly it's a problem.

>>213642344
>who acts in total hypocrisy throughout the film and lies through his teeth.
You don't need to lie. Every scene Lex is shown he tells the audience what he is doing and why.

>>213642376
Nigga he literally goes to the government in one of his first scenes to lie about his motivations.

>>213642376
>>213642307
Alright, it's very clear you have not actually watched the film and got everything from a couple of camrip webms and some greentexts.

>>213642344
No, he's pretty open about everything. He's whiny crying bitch.

>>213642376
He lies in almost every single scene he has in the film. He is shown to be a compulsive liar that never ever shines a light on himself. Him being self-aware that he is envious of Superman does not make him honest. It just makes him not stupid.

>>213642430
I see your English is at the breakdown stage.

>>213642430
>posts his climactic rant as he believes he's about to kill Superman, rather than his dozens of other scenes in the film
Wow very honest of you anon, very objective.

>>213642400
>>213642440
Why lie? This Lex directly looks at the camera, and tells all his motivations and plans, and reasoning for existing in the film.

>>213642462
Yes and he has no motivation to lay all his plans bare there but shitty writing.

That scene of Lex crying and looking into the camera doing the biggest exposition dump in cinema history was some cringe shit.

>>213637610 (OP)
It's a shit movie so anyone who would rent would never rent or buy again.

>>213642430
>he's pretty open about everything
>posts a completely wrong claim by Lex that points to total delusion
He's literally above a city he is destroying while claiming he is the sole hope for humanity and you still aren't able to parse that he is full of shit?

>>213642474
The only thing he admits to is that his main goal was to kill Superman. The rest is all bullshit he tells himself. I thought you loved villains talking shit? >>213642285

>>213642401
yup

>BvS Lex
Smart, eccentric, manipulative, stone cold killer, unreliable, secretive

WalMartMan Lex
Bog standard saturday morning cartoon villain. Will show the protagonist his secret base without even putting blindfolds on him. Will exposition dump all his motives for no reason. Will randomly cry and sob.

>>213642548
No he's literally crying and sobbing to himself how much it hurt his feefees that Superman is the better guy.

>>213642401
And that is why it's pointless trying to engage with these kinds of console war obsessed Snyderfags. They will never answer honestly and everything will be twisted into more sports team garbage.

>>213642588
see >>213641448

>>213642621
See, the truth is that >>213642576.
You've retards to this day that don't understand what BvS Lex was all about, what he wanted, and what he planned.

Meanwhile in Superman2025 Lex literally looks at the camera and tells the audience who he is, what his plan was, and why he did everything.

The latter is pretty shitty writing with no fucking nuance.

>>213642666
>666
fits

>>213642641
Why do you keep cope by diverting to some nameless ass comic nobody remembers? Super armored Lex is pure slop and any comic featuring Lex in armored suit should be instantly disregarded.

>>213642666
In that scene Lex is purposely using wordplay to explain his motivations without directly stating them.

>>213642665
>The latter is pretty shitty writing with no fucking nuance.
You should look up the credentials of Gunn compared to Chris Terrio, BvS writer. Gunn is literally incapable of understanding half the words that Terrio uses in every day living.

>>213642690
And the tears and snot?

>>213642699
The bell is rung. You tell us.

>>213642677
>Why do you keep citing comic books when talking about the comic book movie!!
Idk, that must be a new idea to you, right Snyderjeet?

>>213642666
>Lex Luthor: Oh, look at us. This is how it all caves in, civilization on the Wayne Manor's out the window. But who would believe me, I... I'm insane. I'm not even fit to stand trial.
KINO.

>>213637610 (OP)
>$30 purchase price
They should be legally required to release purchase stats, so I can laugh at them with greater precision.

>>213639300
He's been doing the same Austin Powers impressions for nearly 30 years. Everyone is sick of it, but you can't tell him shit. Fucking big shot, fucking asshole.

>>213641859
>This faggot nerd reads comic

>No saar Batmen I do not like the Supaarman no tank you!
KINO

>>213642803
BvS Lex never says he hates Superman. He says Superman is sin itself.

>>213637610 (OP)
DCU is here to stay. So all of your false claims of superman being a massive flop are meaningless. What is it achieving?

>>213640315
Blacks must be relieved that there's a new n-word in town.

>>213637610 (OP)
Oh they're dumping this turd

>>213642848
We'll see after Supergirl tops out at $300 million.

>>213641415
The lack of care and craft taken with that set is embarrassing. Even Mister Rogers had better sets than that.

>>213642848
Peacemaker is shattering streaming records and Supergirl is hitting a billion and there's nothing you can do snydermonkey

>>213642666
Christopher Reeve's death cursed teh franchise. No good new Superman movies can ever be made. They're all dooomed.

>>213642915
>Peacemaker is shattering streaming records

>>213642818
Sounds retarded.
Superman is a children's character.
Imagine being so immature that you have to turn Thomas the Tank Engine into a parable about Austrian Economics.

>>213642898
>it's bad because....it jus is ok

>>213641413
Is that Superman yelling out shockwaves that would rupture the eardrums of a human sitting next to him?

>>213642898
Sorry everything can't just be a greenscreen as Snyder prefers.

>>213642949
>a watchmojo clickbait title from 2021 is your only retort

>>213642952
>Imagine being so immature that you have to turn Thomas the Tank Engine into a parable about Austrian Economics.
To be fair, that sounds pretty cool.

>>213642949
That was back when snyder ruined the brand. Now that Based Gunn has revived the franchise just you wait

>>213642972
>Sorry everything can't just be a greenscreen as Snyder prefers.
You say this while defending SM?

>>213642896
All of your insane jeet predictions have been wrong and will continue to be wrong. DCU is here to stay and the snyderverse is dead. Time for you all to move on and touch grass.

When is Gunn gonna do The Question? Or The Spectre?

>>213637610 (OP)
Gunnbros fucking lost...

>>213643004
Where is the greenscreen in the Superman clip? Are you claiming that Snyder does NOT overuse greenscreen sets?

>>213642978
Well.
I guess that's the world we live in.

>>213643040
>When is Gunn gonna do The Question? Or The Spectre?
Hopefully never. He'd turn them into Deadpool clones or worse. Look at what he did to Vigilante. I don't want to see the Question making faces and shouting about turds.

>>213642666
Eisenbeerg's performance could have been better there, but it was a cool way to set up the big bad, not showing it but making it out to be some cosmic horror from space that's now been alterted and is coming for Earth.

But then in both versions of Justice League it's some wimp who looks like a cave troll.

>>213643057
And yet snyderverse is dead while DCU isnt. DChads have peacemaker season 2, lanterns, supergirl, clay face, wonder woman, superman related movie, etc. to look forward to while snyderjeets have NOTHING lmao. Not even another shitty rebel moon movie. Sad!

>>213643183
You say this but Gunn had to beg Zack Snyder to help with the marketing. First by taking that photo where they're together in his studio, to sort of try and fake tease some collaboration. Then with that Rick and Morty episode that was all about marketing himself and the Superman movie.
I wouldn't be surprised if the second season of Peacemaker tried to tease a possible return of the Snyderverse, leaving the door open.

>>213641564
>>213641588
>>213641613
My only surprise is that he's not Gunn's best friend.

>>213639499
Called months ago, Gunn is a PR nightmare. He doesn't like to play along any team, even his own, and it's also a control freak. WB traded a problem for another when they swapped Snyderjeet for Pedogunn

A Jew from Tel Aviv says only a pedophile made a good Superman movie.

>>213643288
Absolutely shit taste, roflmao.

>>213641588
I thought Paul Reubens was dead?!

>>213643230
He just wanted to show that there was no animosity between him and snyder like the insane schizo jeets were claiming. They were probably sending him death threats too. Snyderjeets are easily the most mentally ill fan base in history.

>>213643361
It featured James Marsden raising an immigrant's son. I am sure it was just a coincidence though.

>>213640436
>The only missing touch would be if Lois was a minor.

>>213642732
There are a million comic books and a substantial amount of them are shit. Including all the ones including super armored Lex.

>>213642898
The level of filmmaking is so low>>213640737

>>213640737
>BTS shot make by normal Joe
>OFFICIAL scene in movie

>>213643480
The director was gay and the movie was gay too.

Unlike Nocturnal Animals where the director was gay but the movie was kino.

>>213640315
At least Snyderjeets defend their movies because they like them. Gunnjeets defend pedoman because they're paid

>>213639141
>>213640249
Lilo & Stitch souless remake being so high angers me.

>>213646356
Lots of kids like that film and dragged their parents to it and sometimes vice versa.

>>213640436
Based. Gunnpedos BTFO.

>>213641300
checked

>>213646539
BTFO, just like the Snyderverse which is dead forever.

>>213640436
I kneel.

>>213643230
>Beg Snyder to take a photo with you so that his fans come to see your flick
>Do an animated special with him just days before release to try to sway his fans to come
>You flick still bombs.
Kek imagine being a Gunnkek.

>>213640436
>the amount of samecoping in the replies
Holy shit it reminds me of that review screw tranny and his reddit crew seething and spaming about blade runner 2049 before being chased out of the board. Surely that troon has ack'd xhirself by now but this has the same vibes

sure is samefag in this thread

>>213646660
Jimmy, how many hours do you spend on /tv/ defending your flick? Are the work hours very low at browned.com?

>>213646760
I imagined the Snyderverse wasn't dead forever, but then I realized it actually was dead forever.

>>213637610 (OP)
Anon, they do this with literally every single major Hollywood release when it's first put on digital. This isn't a new or exclusive thing.

>>213646806
I spent many hours watching the Snyderverse until I realized it was dead forever.

>>213646806
There are plenty of people BTFOing you jeets though

>>213646798
It's actually wild.

>>213646806
>ow many hours do you spend on /tv/ defending your flick
How many days of the past year have you spent raging about this flick?

>>213639051
hes a pedofile.

>>213637610 (OP)
>The movie is on the verge of passing the $600 million mark at the worldwide box office this weekend; this will most probably be its final global box office milestone

>>213646806
>says the seethe pajeet making this thread every three hours
You brownoids have no self awareness at all

>>213646806
He probably gets 5 minutes for the hour long video. May be some more in the ones where he shows his micro jim.

>>213637610 (OP)
Goddamn this movie being successful just really broke you people, didn't it?

>>213646938
He's also a The Snyderverse is dead foreverfile. But everyone is since the Snyderverse is dead forever.

>>213647007
I'm enjoying your posts anon.

>The only asian country where Walmartman didn't flop was India
>Gunnpedos calling others jeet

>>213646988
Does his lick the farted cum?

>uhm the movie bombed mkay? yeah it made enough money to break even given its budget b-but acksually the real budget is [insert cope] so it bombed!! IT FUCKING BOMBED OKAY??????' IT FLOPPED BECUZ... BECUZ IT JUST DID OKAY???
How many times are you going to make this thread, Rajnesh?

>>213647080
He eats the poop as Peacemaker said. He has a poop fetish.

>>213646760
And Snyder still hasn't said a single word about SquirrelMan.

>>213647058
The only country where the Snyderverse wasn't dead forever was India, except it actually was because the Snyderverse is dead forever.

>>213647138
Holy kek. How much money did he take from WB for that Rick and Marty cameo?

Do you think, because James Gunn is a pedo, this Superman would have stopped them from arresting Epstein? Could see the Superman of this world being on the Epstein list to be honest, he kind of looks like one.

>>213647118
Does he prefer the poop of a toddler?

>>213647224
Gunn himself is on the list, but on the receiving end.

>>213647326
brown

sooo prate able at a decent quality this friday

>>213647372
Yes but the Cam version was surprisingly decent quality. But we'll livestream the movie on Friday.

>>213647224
this Superman would have stopped them from arresting the guy who saved the Snyderverse and made it so it wasn't dead forever, but sadly he doesn't exist so the Snyderverse is dead forever.

>>213647364
This movie has Superman defending a country with Indian looking people, who have Indian looking / sounding names and Superman's hero is some Indian guy we see at the beginning of the movie, who dies protecting Superman's identity and who is named "the true hero of Metropolis" in the end of the film in the newspapers. Sorry bro, your capeshit isn't "based".

>>213646760
It was honestly retarded for WB to demonize snyderfags

>>213647460
They demonized themselves by acting like autistic incels.

Superman has made less movie than Iron Man 2008

>>213647451
This movie has Superman, unlike the Snyderverse which has nothing in it because it no longer exists since it's dead forever.

>>213647497
That's because the Snyderverse ruined DC films' name.

>>213647515
I don't care about the Snyderverse, just because I don't like Gunnslop doesn't mean I have to like Synderslop.

>>213647588
I don't care about the Snyderverse either because it doesn't exist anymore since the Snyderverse is dead forever.

>>213647620
Then why are you seething about it? Is it dead but haunting you?

>>213637610 (OP)
Shills told me it would reach 600 million two weeks ago lmao

>>213647640
I was seething when the Snyderverse was dying but I got over it since the Snyderverse is now dead and thankfully dead forever.

>>213637610 (OP)
kind of crazy that a movie can allegedly make over 500m at the box office and still be considered a financial flop. turns out money laundering doesn't actually generate profit.

>>213642949
um sorry sweaty but it's the highest watched vancouver-produced show on thursdays at 3pm among the 45-60 demographic on HBO Max. ya lost :)

my radarr is ready Mr. Gunn

im gonna watch woman of tomorrow just to drool at ms alcock

>>213647833
Honestly? Dinosaurs mog Superman.

>>213639300
he whacked zaslav on the head with an oversized mallet then cackled and ran through the wall, leaving a him-shaped hole behind

>>213647894
>alcock
She can't be all that

>>213647364
Math is brown?

>>213647058
I can't believe Superman cause an Indian civil war.

>>213637610 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>213637610 (OP)
We all know this is you, Disney PR Team.

>>213648232
brown, brown, brown, you are dirty brown, bow bow bow bow-owwwwww

>>213647650
Thats why that 'you are here' pepe image poster stopped posting.

Reminder that S2025 doesn’t have a single scene better than first flight

>>213647535
>ruined DC's name
What's up with this cope? Even normies l on fb seem to prefer man of steel over pedogunn slop

>>213648780
There are other movies in the Snyderverse, you dimwit.