Thread 213638232

Why are people calling it woke? The two lead characters are white. What more do you want?

>>213638232 (OP)
Boring is what it is. Aliens coming to Earth and mind transferring are supposed to be a pretty big deal but this show makes it so boring.

>action hero female who looks like she's never seen the inside of a gym and the heaviest thing she ever lifted was her free palestine placard
Yeah I wonder why.

>>213638249
Yeah, from human child to adult synth; nothing to do with gender. Not everything is a metaphor for trannies.

>>213638310
She's hot, who cares if she's not le strong butch action hero. Are you gay?

>>213638310
This so much. If she was a super expensive robot I wouldn't mind but the fact she's just a random human made me drop the show. Garbage.

>>213638232 (OP)
Everything gets called "woke", OP. Stop watching GriftTubers.

>>213638232 (OP)
I enjoyed it. Better than I expected. It's not excellent, Howley has a rather annoying style that can be seen here as well. No leftist politics propaganda which is great for a current year show. I'm happy with the xeno, it doesn't have to be super slimy, dry skin is fine lol. I didn't mind the moonwalk it did in front of that door. So far so good

It's definitely not woke (yet)

>>213638310
>>213638438
She has a robot body you fucking idiots

>>213638232 (OP)
The autistic retards here think everything that has a woman or brownoids in it is woke. If anything seems remotely popular they shit on it regardless of whether it is good or not.

>>213638522
Not true. Aliens is universally liked, just one example.

>>213638310
don't care, she cute

stream slop

>What more do you want?
Couldnt hurt to have sydney sweeney as a background character wearing a onepiece swimsuit
Also like a kino colonial marine guy who smokes and drinks and is played by someone really cool like patrick warburton
Also a synth voiced by michael ironside
And another voiced by peter weller
And mayb like a michael biehn or lance henriksen cameo? No actually that sounds awful scratch that.

>>213638752
All of that sounds genuinely awful, what the fuck is wrong with you

>>213638232 (OP)
Cool new movie
>television series
Dropped.
It could be the coolest shit ever but I'm not watching anything more than 4 hours and season 1 2 3 4 5 6 with cliff hangers plot holes, filler episodes. Fuck a tv series

>>213638851
It sounds like he's a normal heterosexual man, my autistic pre-op tranny friend.

>>213640132
zoom zoom

>>213638232 (OP)
it is woke. there's like 1 white human guy.

>>213640182
Holy cringe.

>>213640211
I'm in love

>>213640211
>yet another 7/10 who looks like she's hygienically challenged and bpd
Harvey, please come back.

I disliked the synthetic people wank in every Alien film, especially in Covenant. But I liked it here. Wendy is a live-action Mega Man.

>>213638249
Transition
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Woke!

. . . I swear to fucking god Americans and their globohomo cultures and hatreds are getting worse.

Eventually you lot won't even be able to look at the letter "T" without shrieking "woke" into the void and vomiting all the way down your 600lb bellies while your baby dicks get hard over lady dick (but you'll never admit that part out loud).

Do you need god emperor Trump to remove a letter from the alphabet by god emperor order so you never need to admit you might have a fucking problem?

>>213640327
ok you want the one from fallout who's eyeballs are popping out instead? or another nignog?
if you want too much you'll end up with nothing anon

>>213640345
This is your brain on mediocre intelligence and leftism.

>>213640182
kek
wtf is this, a alien on a wheel chair?

>>213640363
What part of "yet another" didn't you understand?

>>213640392
She's not you fucking porn addicted brain-fried gooner, she's cute af

>>213640263
She's twelve
>b-b-but I put the twelve year old's brain in an adult sexbot
Stop it

the brother is a really shitty actor, he takes me out of it. It's a shame because I like the premise and it's expanding the world with more megacorpos and other xenos

>>213638474
Anti-billionaire (trillionaire with decades of inflation) propaganda isn't leftist?
'Triage by income bracket' for example.

>>213640454
I think he's supposed to be a wimp for a hero moment later.

>>213640378
the alien is the dolly grip

>>213640472
ever heard of "controlled opposition" you retarded low-iq goyim?

>>213640472
Kek yeeeesssss
Suck the richboicock, 'toid
That's excellent
Now gape

Who the fuck does this Noah Hawley think he is???
You're not the Coen Brothers; you're not a P T Anderson; quit trying to act like you're some auteur and make a normal fucking show! -
without all the gay editing and non-linear timeline-ing and le quirky characters.
New aliens are neat though.

Woke!

>>213638686
that's a lot of magical negroes

>>213640184
He is right but he just couldn't quite formulate the thought.
The miniseries is the superior medium.

>>213640345
You gave the game away when you said lady dick, faggot.

>>213640417
She is mid.
Also, red-card for deflection.

>>213638232 (OP)
>2 years before the crew of the Nostromo are sent to investigate an unknown alien signal and retrieve a specimen by Weuland Yutani the company had already crashed a ship carrying at least 7 eggs and several facehuggers onto earth
>the Maginot actually started this mission 60 years before the Nostromo incident
>everyone just forgot about the knock out laser guns since this incident
>they also lost the capability to make cyborgs AND hybrids
>bullpups your pulse rifle
Fuck, why couldn't they just set it later in the timeline for fucks sake

>>213638232 (OP)
woke is synonymous with incompetent

>>213638346
>She's hot, who cares if she's not le strong butch action hero. Are you gay?
exactly. if she's hot, it's not woke
>but she did this and said that and blablabla
who cares? if you care about anything about an actress and woman character other than her being hot, you're a fag

>>213638232 (OP)
How does this show fit into bladerunner?

>>213640850
because then they couldn't do the hecking based 70s aesthetics

>>213640850
They still haven't confirmed that it's canon, the fans pointed out inconsistencies they noticed even before it premiered and all they said is "uh, it doesn't have to fit together perfectly."

>>213638232 (OP)
Welcome OP, you have joined the 2% of posters on this site that aren't immediately sent into a hysterical tantrum by the site of a single woman or minority
enjoy hating every single other person on this site for the rest of your life

>>213640881
themes of conciousness in a machine.

>>213638232 (OP)
Who would even watch this slop?

>>213640850
they are gonna nuke the whole siam from orbit in the finale leaving no traces of aliens

>>213640800
>>213640933
Absolute slop obviously written by diversity hired women and weak men confirmed.

>>213640892
Yeah but the heckin 70's look carried all the way through 3 so as long as you set it somewhere around 2 everything mostly fixes itself
>>213640910
That's just lazy when it fits fine by rewriting one stupid caption and would then be no more egregious in sidegrade tech than promethius, covenant or romulus.

>>213638686
Seems pretty clear this is not a serious project.

>>213638232 (OP)
Looks Godless to me.

>>213638686
One white man. Two beta cucks. And a bunch of ugly women and minority checkboxes.

Thanks for tip.

>>213640915
Kek based and fucking accurate man. The screechers on here are insane. That being said, I still prefer even the worst trannysucking rightoid channer over reddit scum of any persuasion.

>>213641172
you are a redditor

>>213640915
>minority
>90% of the people on the planet
Shouldn't you weaklings start looking for a different word? No wait, everything opposite of reality is your truth. Carry on.

>>213638249
>le-evil megacorps transing children with experimental procedures
a bit on the nose

ting a ling a ling a ling
hello mr bear
you are lookings very niiice

ting a ling a ling a ling

>>213641280
oh I'm sorry so you think these shows should have MUCH less white people then considering your anal fixation on statistics then??

>>213641426
You sound like a fucking weirdo.

>>213641127
>women is the only survivor?
>and there is a black guy?
>I'll pass

>>213641280
we are not on an indian website discussing bollywood movies, retard

>>213641543
not an argument princess

>>213641598
Is that fuckin' Meek Mill?

You could fill it with 100% white people and if you changed nothing else it would still be shit, it's so fucking bad.

>>213641598
the diversity of the casting was inconsequential to the competence of the material, that's the difference.

>>213640876
Many people who aren't retarded actually believe that words transmit messages.

>>213641628
Where's the representation in Bollywood? Why are there 99% Indian actors? Where are the Africans? The white people? The east Asians? Disgusting racists.

>>213640881
It could conceivably take place in the same universe in the future. Tyrell Corporation could be one of the unnamed megacorporations that run the world apart from WY and Prodigy

>>213641707
Ridley, stop.

>>213641707
Please no. They don't need to ruin Blade Runner too.

>>213641885
I thought they did that already with part 2?

>>213641885
Danny already did that.

>>213641934
>>213642066
the second blade runner was bad
but not THIS bad

>>213642100
It was worse.

the brother better be dead

>>213642144
hahahahahahaahahahahahaha

>>213641598
>2 women
>a black guy
>the first victim is a white man
>the evil guy is a white man
its over
the nostromo has fallen
millions must burst

>>213640182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxhxwlAe7G4

>>213640182
i for one will be enjoying the new ALIEN (tm) Earth (c) brought to me by Disney's (tm) Hulu (tm) on my Roku streaming device

>>213641353
they accurately portrayed the jeet

Havent seen a single piece of footage that looks compelling so I am assuming (correctly) that it's goyslop.

>>213640345
kek. Based.

She's not hot and she can't act.
You transexual Indian men need to get some standards.

>>213643296
>"Hey brother remember when we used to watch ICE AGE on Disney +?"
>"This woman on the operating table looks just like Wendy from Disney +'s Peter Pan!"

>>213638232 (OP)
SAARS I'M HAVING BLAST WITH THIS SATURDEY MARNING CARTOON
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YOOU HAVE BLAST TOO?

>>213643296
i saw another anon post a screencap from this and I thought it was a joke. this is real?

>>213641598
this was back when black actors got hired because they were good, not because somebody had a quota to fill. black guy from alien wasnt amazing or anything but he was great for a small time actor in terms of being believable

>>213643926
It's an edit. A lot of people are falling for it.

>>213643978
The black dude from the show acts fine

>>213643978
No he wasn't, he was a distracting big buck nigger DEI hire who had no place on that crew.

>>213643988
I dont know. im 5 minutes into the first episode and that clip is looking more believable by the second

>In the future, 3 races compete for immortality.....the Synths, the Cyborgs, and the Hybrids
what the fuck is this, starcraft? legit felt like I was reading the intro crawl to a video game

>>213643988
it's from the second episode retard

>>213644901
It was a joke, retard.

>>213644919
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>213644929
Well, you had me convinced.

>>213644754
Alien has had a notable influence from video games and comics since avp, outside of the Scott-verse. which is ironic considering how much Alien inspired video games and comics, especially of the 80s and early 90s

>>213645142
but those were actually good, at least in comparison to whatever this dogshit is. AVP2 (the game not the movie) had a really well-written plot for a fucking video game about making two toy aliens from comic books duke it out. how does something like alien earth even get made? Im like 15 minutes into the first episode now but it feels like ive been here for hours already. I have to keep pausing because of cringe

>>213645498
>two toy aliens from comic books
LOL
LMAO
I just love how crybabies, eventually express their despise towards source material, which they pretend to protect.
You know what anon, you are right, now you can return on the work of Alt Right Magnum Opus show

>>213645721
>doesnt get the joke
by that point in time the aliens and predators had both pretty much been reduced to comic book toys, you dont even remember the era of mcdonalds alien toys you little zoomlette. the games were refreshing because they pretty much did away with all that and returned to form. alien earth is the opposite of that and is almost bringing it back to being a stupid comic book. at least the comics gave us some funny moments like picrel

>>213638249
Sigh. It has nothing to do with gender transitioning, thank god. Come on guys, they helped the sick kids become synths.

>>213641212
No you're a towel

>>213645896
i thought the articles about it being trans metaphor were just leftist propaganda and the anons crying about it being trans metaphor was just right wing gay panic but yeah its def a tranny metaphor. first thing wendy says is how weird it feels to suddenly have boobs lol

>>213638232 (OP)
>Everything is woke, everything is DEI, everything is trans, and you have to point it all out
- Anita Grummzkeesian

>>213643296
Legitimately, this was the most /tv/ scene in the show

>>213644641
Bait from a bug

>>213644901
>>213644919
>>213644929
>>213644995
Kek

>>213638686
>main billing: whites and Jews
>second billed: diversity
kek, but they still worship them in the show
the opening shot is a direct ripoff of Alien '79, but this time you get to wake up in the hypersleep chamber with niggers real close to the camera scratching their armpits and breathing on you

>>213642417
fucking retarded newfag can't™

>>213642513
this scene is set to the most cringe mumble rap nu-music just to ruin it

>>213643988
WOW dude are you serious? The defense force in here is fucking hilarious hahahha the Ice Age shit is a huge part of the plot as she shares that line with her brother. That's 100% real, ignore the faggot shill.

Can we stop talking about shows before the season finale? Please and thank you

>>213640182
No seriously, is this Alien wheeling itself on a wheelchair.
I'll drop everything right now and watch this if that's what this is.

>>213646180
I cucked your dad, and your mom should've poked harder with the hanger. You will sire no progeny because your phenotypes warn of dysgenic stock; women smell the smegma on your breath.
Your voice is borborygmi.
Your asshole is puckered from toeing.
Your pets are fed up with the rape.
But worst of all, you lack the prefrontal cortex capable of planning an intentional suicide. We can only continue to rely on statistics: a fatal anal injury assuredly awaits you in the future. Bless Ja'Qu'An for his public service when that day comes.
You cum-sucking cunt boibitch.

>>213638249
why does elephant man look like a dyke

>>213646352
not sure if mental illness or

Quick derail the discussion into politics and wokeness so people stop talking about how bad the directing, dialogue, plot and moonwalking xenos are!
Whew, saved our asses!!!

>>213647651
thats been the pattern for a decade now anon . any criticism of dogshit that happens to be woke is just dismissed as 'right wing chuds cant handle a black person!'

>>213640345
Transmission
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Oh my TVC15
Oh Oh
TVC15

>>213645971
She is a girl and would eventually have breasts. Its not a trans metaphor... (I hope.)

>>213643296
Somebody greenlit this.

>>213638232 (OP)
>What more do you want?
>woke is when black people, not woke when white people
It's always funny when leftists keep proving over and over again that they don't have a fucking clue about what their opposition thinks. You could start by looking up what woke means instead of going by some strawman leftist grifters force fed you.

She’s super cute and I’m genuinely tired of anons pretending otherwise

>>213649795
kind of rachel zegler tier if you ask me

>>213643296
how utterly stupid

>>213638232 (OP)
There are almost no white characters at all. It gives off the same disgusting leftist slop vibes as Andor.

Theres literally a pajeet character that talks about Mumbai
I finished 2 episodes, but holy fuck i am out. All sidecharacters in the show are retarded (mostly white males for some bIZaRrE reason btw) Like 4 soldiers dont notice moving bag under their noses, or one guy with a gun in his hands patiently waiting for alien to walk 3 meters towards him and kill him.
Aliens look and move in absolutely retarded way, like string puppets.
John Bon Jovi wannabe is an actor btw? you see i need to ask this because guy LITERALLY DOESNT SHOW ANY EMOTION AT ALL! He just says his lines with same fucking face expression.