Thread 213640171

>46 years old
>no wife
>no kids
>has to pay his friends to watch movies with him

What went wrong

Mike is going alphabetically through every country and siring with prostitutes he picks up. He's currently at J

He's not a dad? I thought his decline over the last ten years because he was exhausted running around after a gaggle of rugrats

>>213640171 (OP)
Rich is a bad wingman, to fit

>>213640171 (OP)
I thought he was still with that redhead?

dude should've shut down his shitshow almost a decade ago right after last jedi
and taken a shotgun to the face for screwing up the prequels.

his opinion on movies are so reddit it stinks of disney's shekels

don't understand who still watch those grown ass clowns

>>213640330
I always think they make this threads and some of the bits just to confuse us, normal internet people who can follow chains of events

>>213640171 (OP)
and here you are on /tv/

Isn't he like 55 years old?

>>213640412
Oh noes someone uses the internet for non masturbation

Can someone think of the only fans hoes losing money

>>213640171 (OP)
>What went wrong?
Everything.

>>213640438
this thread is your version of masturbation. Admit it.

>>213640200
Japan is going to take a while Mike has a tentacle fetish because it reminds him of b movies

>>213640473
No am preparing a book to explain how I masturbate

>>213640171 (OP)
This man single-handedly forced George Lucas sell Star Wars to Disney.
What makes Wisconsin alcoholics so powerful?

>>213640508
Closeness to the border they can illegally enter canada

>>213640171 (OP)
Mike is married and has a son. Around 10 years ago he was already living in a upper middle class home in a very nice residential area. I am not sure if he still lives there or if he has moved, I haven't been to Wisconsin in years. A decade ago you could still find his private info in the Red Letter Media corporate records filed with the Wisconsin Department of Financial Institutions. He smartened up and switched to a PO box in Oak Creek ever since.

I am pretty sure Jay is still forever alone, living by himself with his cats. Rich is married, but has no kids and does not want any. They are all multi-millionaires and got to know quite a few Hollywood celebs by now, so they have this going for them.

>>213640171 (OP)
>no wife
>no kids

Source on that, please?

Aren't these the guys who want to dig up corpses in graveyards to make more room for more McDonald's?

>>213640171 (OP)
>no wife
>no kids
That you know of.

>>213641595
Yes, exactly. It's not something you imagined in a tard stupor, they communicated this to you via subliminal means.

>>213641693
Rich does look pregnant here

>wife
>twin babies
>film with worldwide distribution
>working with Mike's idol, Mike Flanaghan
STUCKMANNIZED

can someone give a QRD on the starwars stuff? I thought it was a meme. what did he do?

>>213640171 (OP)
>no wife and kids to worried about
>gets paid to hang out and watch movies with his friends
Based.

>>213642238
He compiled a lot of shit wrong with the prequel trilogy into a series of reviews about a decade and a half ago and prequelfags are still seething about it to this day.

>>213641595
Prove that is a bad idea.

>nearly 34 years old
>never had a boyfriend
>no kids
>work ethic of a crusty NEET
What went wrong?

>>213641769
he's not pregnet i checked

>>213642518
>makes 200-300k per month on Patreon

>>213642159
Mike's idol is Zak Bagans

>>213642556
>surprise cameo in Shelby Oaks

>>213642493
The ghosts will come out and harrass the McDonalds guests

>>213641271
holy shit get a life, faggot

>>213642530
At least RLM has another plan

Where is Jessi? Is she safe? Is she alright?

>>213641271
>Jessi and Mike share the same PO Box
Very sloppy

>>213640330
Jesse broke up with him years ago.

>>213643309
Let's nuke this

Where is Susan?

>>213642238
Reception to the prequels wasn't as bad as it was today when they first came out. A lot of people, specifically the children it was aimed at, enjoyed the movies. Yes, they weren't as good as the original trilogy, but when you're a kid with slopbrain, flashy star wars movies still entertain you. Being Gen X and not a millennial, however, Mike wasn't won over by flashy visuals and just plain hated the prequels. He compiled all of his complains into the a long form video essays, the Mr. Plinket reviews. At the time, YouTube and video essays in general were still in their infancy so his had oversized reach compared to what one might have today. The videos went viral and spread and as millions of people watched them, the general consensus spread that the prequels were bad. People began to harass George Lucas (more). By no means was Mike the only person to cause the shift in opinion, but he definitely had an impact. Because Lucas was being harassed so much he eventually just said "fuck it" and sold Lucasfilm to Disney, which obviously didn't work out in anyone's favor.

>>213643510
Just looked up their apartment, it's very mid. I would've expected something bigger or more luxurious seeing how he's a big money youtuber.

>>213643983
It works in ours today

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>213643529
Sure thing.

>>213643983
>Reception to the prequels wasn't as bad as it was today when they first came out.
Oh yeah, no, it was much worse. Back then Indians didn't have mass access to the internet, so this tidal wave of horseshit of reevaluating that garbage hadn't happened yet.

>>213640171 (OP)
>pudgy chinlet
Theres the answer

>>213640171 (OP)
the price of being an independent entertainer. i only know of this dude from this site, but guys like reviewbrah and other ‘content creators’ who just churn out media out of financial obligation must be crushed spiritually. cheapening everything you love into a vacuous amalgam made for gross consumption. unenviable, but you get total creative freedom at least?

Mike is not 45 lmao, these guys are pushing 50

>>213644743
>but you get total creative freedom at least?
lol no. they don't pay you to make shit unless you make the shit they want.

>>213642589
I saved this meme ages ago and had no idea who this guy was

>>213643983
By the way I was born in 2006, just forgot to mention that

>>213640171 (OP)
>Doesn’t have a stressful job to encourage poor diet and lack of exercise
>No nagging wife or kids keeping him out of the gym
>Still looks like shit and 10 years older than he really is
Is it bad genes? Alcohol? Everyone else blames their work or family for being out of shape and unhealthy.

>>213645075
therein is the core problem of being an entertainer of any sort. you have to give the people what they want

>no wife
>no kids

Spoken like someone without wife and kids.

>>213645160
All slavs look like that past the age of 27.

>>213646030
At least the director and editor also the camera guy and the script writer, there is also a guy who picks the movied and sob the audio

>>213647036
you misspelled bongs

>>213642518
>>nearly 34 yo
wtf I thought she's in mid 20s. had no idea she's older than me and by so much.

>>213647567
You misspelled 20th century midwesterns

>>213644014
it's quite documented that they have wasted millions (MILLIONS) on old rotting b-movie props..

>>213648508
Thank god they are everything that's left of what was once a great bar scene

>>213640171 (OP)
I just assumed Jay and Mike were both married but never brought it up for obvious reasons

>>213648361
do 20 year olds even care about some schlubs their parents age long form video opinions?

>>213648583
The truth is nobody here knows shit. It's all just guessing. Mike and Jay were smart enough to keep their private lives off social media, so anything anyone here says is complete fanfic.

Did you know Mike has an identical twin brother?

>>213640247
Isn't it sad and extra pathetic when men with no kids become out of shape? It's like you have nothing else going on. Wasn't that the whole point of a child-free life is that you have time to do all these things?

>>213648653
I thought it was mirror mike, why he hates motorcycles?

>>213642518
>Best friends with Max Landis

>>213640171 (OP)
>46 so not old yet, still a solid 20 years before retirement
>no wife to steal half your shit
>no annoying gen alphas to raise
>has friends that all engage in his hobby with him
>hobby is getting drunk and watching movies then talking about movies
>hobby is your job so you don't have to work
nothing went wrong, he's living the life

>>213640171 (OP)
Mikes awesome NGL

>>213640171 (OP)
Would you bring a kid into this world?

>>213642159
Isn't he a tranny faggot? I think he made a video about that years ago