Thread 213640186

its actually really good especially if you are an alienslop fan (not just he movies but the comics and books)

>show is a combination of ideas from alien the cold forge by alex white and alien phalanx by scott sigler. which both would have made good movies/series by themselves

>amazing depiction of trillionaire run pissearth. Former third world countries transformed by elonbux into a hellscape of linkdn slavery masked by pretty infrastructure

>rock outros are fucking lit actually you faggot zoomers

>Lots of new alien creatures

>Set designs are great and diverse.

Only people who say this show is bad are contrarians

It is good. You should have known by now that 90% of this website is a bunch of legitimately mentally ill schizo retards. So you shouldn't be surprised by the amount of braindead, dogshit takes. This site has been garbage for almost a decade now.

>>213640292
The face looks so bad.

>>213640312
yeah black things are ugly

>>213640268
that webm makes it look gay and shitty

shit my pants laughing

>>213640312
That's what your mother said when you were born.

>>213640371
This is the most work John Leguizamo has got in years.

>>213640292
>Hey human, check out this dolly I found

I am not watching it, Ganesh

>>213640186 (OP)
>Only people who say this show is bad are contrarians
The first episode was a mix of SyFy-channel tier dogshit and watchable slop.
I don't sing praises for shows like that and I don't recommend them to people whose time I value.

>>213640385
>has a gun
>sees an alien jumping in front of him in an arch making it a perfect target
>decides to drop his gun and roll around on the floor for no reason
absolutely surreal

>>213640430
yes a tv show appears to be a tv show great job with pattern recognition im proud of you

>>213640450
>why isnt the wageslave EMS worker shooting a gun like a space marine?

>>213640490
That's not what I said, so shove your faggot attitude into your virginal ass.

It looks like complete dogshit. Never watching

>>213640450
>aims and shoots at jumping alien
>now blind from all the glass shards

>>213640186 (OP)
>amazing depiction of trillionaire run pissearth. Former third world countries transformed by elonbux into a hellscape of linkdn slavery masked by pretty infrastructure
there was no mention of anything like that in the show

>>213640585
its literally what you said you said it was a "syfy-channel tier dogshit"

which is funny because its premiering on FX which is basically like the syfy channel

basically you are a dumb faggot idiot

>>213640651
thats so interesting you didnt watch the show at all then

>>213640659
You don't really understand my post so you're angry at it. Feel free to ask chatgpt to explain what I meant by "syfy-channel tier" cuz I really don't give enough a shit to educate you.

>>213640774
its crazy that a TV show has TV show production values i agree

you are smart and have smart thoughts

can you BELIEVE they have a gun in a rubber suit?! in 2025? woaw

bump

>>213640856
You should prompt it again, you're still way off.
Should probably have a glass of water first.

>>213641306
>guys why cant the tv show be like really really high production like a movie?

>>213640651
Joe couldn't willingly leave his contract, which is more like indentured slavery than typical employment contracts. Also they triage by income bracket and it seems like there's no government emergency services, only the corpo one.

>>213640186 (OP)
Barring the jarring first scene where it just rolls by, I think this is the best the Xeno has ever looked. The movement is just superb, it looks like a real animal. Like when it claws at the black guy in the pod, pure primal rage, like it a lot. Some of the dialogue is genuinely terrible though, and the fade in of Sid made me laugh out loud. Overall, it's not perfect, but I like it, especially the corpo warfare aspect, it's something I've been wanting to see for ages.
t. Aliens turbo söyboy

>>213641701
I like Alien more than you and I say this is schlock.

>>213640268
This looks like a fan film
>>213640292
This REALLY looks like a fan film

>>213641701
>I think this is the best the Xeno has ever looked. The movement is just superb, it looks like a real animal.
You have to be trolling, it looks horrendous.

>>213640186 (OP)
>ts actually really good especially if you are an alienslop fan
lol
lmao even
It's shit.

>>213640651
It must really suck being too autistic to pick up on context clues.

>>213641923
I'm 100% not. The CGI looked terrible in Covenant and every other movie just has the Aliens crawl around slowly or descent from the ceiling, but this actually has it jump around and run and claw people, like it's supposed to. The Ayylium costume/animatronic looked prettier in Romulus, no question, but the way it moves in Earth is excellent.

>>213640186 (OP)
if you think its good, you're braindead

I’m an Alienslop fan and I like it so far. Prometheus, Romulus, Covenant I love it all.

>>213640186 (OP)
noah hawley got my hopes up because Legion is good

but this is like a young adult version of Alien. Its just so lame and goofy

>>213640292
b-b-back it up

>>213640608
>shoots alien
>dies to acid
>anon bitches he died like an idiot
>anon bitches the alien is supposes to be bullet proof
>anon bitches
Damned if you do

>>213641603
Joe couldn't leave because Wendy hackes the robot and denies him the request. It's also a rehash of Romulus.

>>213642374
>young adult version of alien

yes this is the unfortunate side effect of disney being in charge. this was always going to be what they were going to do with predator and alien so it makes more money

>>213640292
>Shamome

>>213642328
im a huge alien fan and its great.

Unless diddly scott nuts up and finishes his trilogy this is going to be the future for alien. Which actually is not bad considering what they look to be doing with predator

>>213641701
>it looks like a real animal
It's not an animal, it's supposed to be not only intelligent but actively malicious.

The Earth and Moon stations could have easily nuked the ship when it was on a collision course

>>213640186 (OP)
It was garbage. Are you retarded?

This is comfy 60s sci fi whimsy

>>213643408
no it was good

>>213640186 (OP)
>>213640268
I hear you man trust me I do, but I’m just not gonna watch is all hahaha

Comfy universal studios 1930s sci fi whimsy

>>213640186 (OP)
It's ok at least there aren't a bunch of niggers or tranni faggots on my screen. I'd give it a 7/10

What is Vrille doing during the events of Alien: Earth?

its like old start trek + adam west batman.
i love it

>>213640268
the part where it runs on all 4 reminded me of picrel

>>213640186 (OP)
SAARS I'M HAVING BLAST WITH THIS SATURDEY MARNING CARTOON
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YOOU HAVE BLAST TOO?

>>213640292
>>213642832
>HEEHEE

>>213643709
does she really equip a weapon by just magnetically attaching it to her back like its skyrim? i rlly need to see this now

Imagine falling for the TV show meme lmao

Ok as long as there are no gay men or colored people then I will tune in to your slop>>213643594

>>213643779
It's also jot a weapon, she ripsnit off a paper cutter. I am fully expecting her to slice several Aliens in half with it.

>check cast
Hard pass.

>>213640292
BILLIE JEAN'S NOT MY LOVER

>>213643796
>movies
>current year
Go back to your “elevated horror”

>>213640186 (OP)
Are you thirteen years old? It felt like was written for teenage retards.

>>213641259

Shikinami a shit! Souryu best girl!

>>213640268
>>213640292
>>213640385
As a fan of the franchise I can tell this is going to be absolute shit when this crap: >>213640371 is more shilled in social media rather than those 3 webms which is what the show is fucking about.

>>213644023
>do i fit in with your anime culture guise
get this gay shit outta here

>>213643373
>The Earth and Moon stations could have easily nuked the ship
source?

>>213644075
no

>>213645310
>how about now, am i fitting in?

>>213642763
Yeah, probably a good idea to not write a retarded scene at all, I guess

you ever think wendy thinks about her old body? :(
it's sad. her old body was named marcy too. It's prob not even the same person.

>>213645561
To be honest if I got transferred to a new body I wouldn't give a shit about my old one. I'd probably dissect it for fun

>>213640186 (OP)
>SHIT ACTUALLY GOOD
in case you were wondering what /tv/ is like, here you go

>>213640371
for me it was this

>>213640268
>I want to see this show.
>oh wait, no way am I watching this little jew as a main character
>oh haha, he dies horrifically. cool.
>I will watch your show now.

>>213641701
>looks like an animal
That's exactly what makes it so fucking stupid like in the shit AvP films when they started making it jump around and screech like a cat. Even in Alien3 with it's literally born from an animal, it still moves sometimes like a human, or an alien freak ass monster.
You sound like a zoomoid.

>>213642367
>the retards like it
maximum surprise

>>213645520
The "twist" is going to be exactly like SOMA, theyre not actually transferred they're copy-pasted.

You can see it a fucking mile away if you're not retarded

>>213643594
Confirmed for did not watch--the first shot of the show is a direct Alien '79 ripoff, but with black people and Indian-looking muttoids. The show is full of diversity squad Lo'Queesha and Ranjeesh.

>>213645614
reminds me of resurrection that had hard rock in it

>>213645709
then how would you propose they move, run bipedal?
or would you prefer how ridley envisioned how a xeno walks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR5jYeIMBKk

>>213645759
I've seen the full run. This is adjacent to the twist but not it. The actual twist I'm not even going to spoil because I can't wait to see the shitfest here. It has huge implications for the lore of the franchise.

>>213645811
das rite crabwalking rapist xeno will always be the GOAT

>>213645759
How is that a twist in this setting? In the sense: who cares?

>>213645841
Spoil it this instant. It's not like many will believe you.

Man why Indians? I’ll take even niggers in my slops before I tolerate these filthy creaturas

>>213645811
big chap was a rapist variant

>>213645841
Are they going to copy-paste a fucking xeno into a robot body?

>>213644272
personal revelation

>>213643850
Funny enough they haven't mentioned any gay shit yet, but the queers have already claimed it because it's about body horror and rape, and the "Peter Pan" pedophile groomer, child-in-adult-body, and incest vibes are STRONG.

>>213645841
putting ripley's brain in a xeno

>>213645939
if the mind-body dualism exists, (ie you can copy a human mind into a robot body) it appeals directly to the trans foundation mythos

>>213645939
>queer-coded lens
Oh yea? She sounds like when I’m high and I start seeing how everything in a show is speaking to me, fuckin schizo troons

>>213645841
xenos are the common ancestor of both jews and blacks?

>>213640186 (OP)
What the fuck is this?

>>213645939
>>213646285
>everyone is wrong and lacks media literacy, you see Alien is actually about putting things in your bootyhole

>>213646417
have to cover their ass from their target audience trooning out and suing them

>>213646483
Which makes this immediately following that disclaimer extremely ironic.

cute feet, I will watch the show just for her alone

Are the Engineers still canon?

>>213646505
>FEARLESS (against whites)

>>213646417
my pirated copy didn't have it

>>213645841
OP here

If they are going off the lore from the cold forge and into chardybis

they are going to put wendy into a queen. which is what happens in the second book into chardybis and its actually fuckin sick

>>213646591
Might not be on the US release. Probably added by the steaming service.

bump

>>213646709
doesn't something like that happen in the new aliens game as well? dark descent I think

>>213646914
I guess>>213645939 was right after all

>>213647136
didnt play it but its a main theme of the cold forge/into chardybis books

however the way they control stuff is more along the lines of remote control instead of transfer

>Noah Hawley
Went to shit during Legion and never recovered. Passing on this shit.

>>213643709
Nothing personal alienbros. Kino is back on the menu
https://youtu.be/frf0HepcB7w?si=J2jJJCDBgRh8FqWY

>>213646152
the mind is a product of the body, and does not exist without the body, ergo trannies are still just mentally ill

The worst parts of the show are the xenomorphs.

>>213646709
>Xenomorphs are ackshually muh advanced AI and robot genetic hybrid animal bug shit made by Zuckerberg!
>fuckin sick!
Actually its fucking TRASH you retard! The Xenomorph is supposed to be an inter-dimensional demonic Lovecraftian god, not a gay ass robot science experiment.

>>213640292

>shadman

>>213641922
It is, Hawley said he's a huge fan of the first two Alien movies.

>>213647448
its good

>>213640186 (OP)
I liked it. Most people are just trolling for (you)s.

>>213645889
it is certainly modern audience diverse Disney slop

sneed

>>213650301
>doesn't say the N word
extremely unrealistic

>>213649069
its really good

>>213640186 (OP)
I'm an Alien franchise fan even liked Alien 4 and somewhat the Prometheus ones and this TV show SUCKS!

>>213640268
YOU CALL THAT SCARY?

>>213640292
YOU CAN'T SHOW THAT CLOSEUP 1 MILLION TIMES and still have an effect

>>213640385
>jumping through glass
Ohh ohhh... do I even deserve such original scenes?! Oh!

>>213640371
Ugly looking pathetic looking Muppet.

>>213640268
LMAO
what the fuck

I wish Alien/Predator/Terminator would go away for forever.

>>213640292
i am literally LOLing

>>213646586
Yeah, supposedly there's another movie concerning them in development

>>213640186 (OP)
It's Disney Alien for 12yr old girls.