Thread 213642164

>>213642164 (OP)
Poor doggy.

What kind of monster would subject their pet to the horror of tissue paper party streamers?

>>213642164 (OP)
This is how monotheists think God works. Lil doggo is just growing spirituality.

>>213642164 (OP)
>im too old for this shit
Just give him a fucking sock or something.

>>213642220
>If you only knew how bad things actually are

>>213642234
wtf does that have to do with anything

>>213642270
I wonder if there's a bell curve for intelligence in dogs and ability to perform obstacle courses. More intelligent dogs probably see it as stupid, and stupid dogs probably can't remember what they're supposed to do. But peak midwit dog can learn and will enjoy the course.

>>213642234
>yao guai cultivation

>>213642164 (OP)
Dogs and cats are property and you can do whatever you want with them within the law

>>213642501
brown or yellow hands typed this post

>>213642443
Dunno about dogs, but I had a pet rat that loved it when I built mazes for him. He really had fun when I changed up the maze so he had to learn the new layout.

>>213642234
I'm lau ghing too hard

there's something darkly funny about a channel dedicated entirely to videos about one animal inevitably posting a video about that animal's death

>>213642443
very similar to how enjoying nolan movies works

>>213642553
rodents are the kinoest animals

>>213642596
sometimes they twist it up on you like the SaveAFox chick and the animal you expect to outlive the other animal ends up being the one that dies

>>213642538
Grow the fuck up, manchild. Your pets aren't humans. Your anthropomorphization of them is completely pathetic. They will never have a real, actual connection with you like a mother and daughter/son would.

>>213642538
That's literally the law in white countries

>>213642678
speak for yourself

>>213642678
>Grow the fuck up, manchild
He says, while using a reaction image taken from a childrens video toy

If you ever get a gf be prepared tonerach YouTube slice of life families. It’s so bizarre why they are interested in these. Why are we watching a normal family pick up things from Costco and mugging to the camera.

>>213642678
known animal lover Hideo Kojima would disagree with you

>>213642443
So they are just like people then? Normies love going to work and doing menial shit for crumbs all their life while we noticers suffer.

>>213642810
many animals live more purposeful lives than most humans

>>213642164 (OP)
worse are the 3rd world animal "rescue" videos where they put them in harms way to film a "rescue"

>>213642656
Foxes only live for a couple of years anyway so of course the smol brained redditors would spazz out every time one died. Bitch was playing with fire and got got.

Also why are all millennials “neuro divergent”

>>213642443
It probably has to do more with outcomes than anything. If doing the obstacle results in their favorite treat/toy/praise (a great reward) they will do it all day. Just an average reward and they will probably tire of it quickly. No/little reward and they probably don’t attempt it.

>>213642881
they were raised on television and computers

>>213642234
>it was all part of my plan to make you go through that horrifying obstacle course so you could get the treat at the end instead of being thrown on a bonfire
>why couldn't you just give me the treat?
>YOU HAVE THE FALLEN NATURE OF A BAD DOG BECAUSE YOUR DAD DOG CHEWED MY SLIPPERS, YOU DON'T DESERVE TREATS

>>213642714
>>213642720
He’s right though. Dogs have much lower intelligence than most dog owners think

>>213643032
so?
I'm retarded too, doesn't mean I don't have love to give

>>213642678
>doesn't even mention fathers
very telling

>>213643065
You prescribe human intelligence to dogs. Dogs do not feel shame, they do not understand your words

>>213643135
whatever nerd

>>213643073
Lots of father abandon their children or would if given the opportunity.

>>213642443
Sort of like going to university I suppose.

>>213642958
Actually it's like weightlifting so you get stronger morally and spiritually
Also hell isn't real

>>213644107
lmao what fucking continent are you from then

>>213642678
>Your pets aren't humans.
Facts.
The reason you triggered the lil Timmy squad is because all these pathetic fags think a cat or a dog is a substitute for an actual family.

>>213644639
>not all friggin' men!!
cope

>>213644727
>muh timmy
Jeet, jeet, he smells worse than feet,
Like a bloated corpse in the mississippi heat.

>>213642164 (OP)
>be sr dog
>not so nimble anymore
>my joints hurt
>I just want to get some water from the kitchen
>WTF human.

>>213642234
Vishnu would never be do this evil.

Do you guys think brownoids are angry at dogs because they have worse lives than them? My two dogs definitely have better lives than the average person living in India.

>>213642678
>>213644727
Dogs have big enough brains just like dolphins that i consider them sentient beings. Brain = Soul. Dogs dream, they learn, they vocalize, they have emotions, they have anxieties and comforts, they have thoughts.

To put harm upon and do harmful deeds onto a creature as innocent as a doggo, that's literally evil.

>>213642164 (OP)
What's the difference between this and actual dog shows where they have them run up ramps and shit, you crybaby?

>>213645853
Dogs are loud shit monsters made for 22lr

>>213642827
He accidentally steppee on a bag of farts

>>213642270
>chihuaha
it wouldnt be much of a challenge now is it?

>>213644918
Awww. Ain't that cute, lil Timmy made up a poem

>>213645853
Same goes for pigs. Do you eat pork?

>>213642164 (OP)
I ain't finna cap, I like Kittisaurus
no dogs on that channel, though

>>213645853
>harm upon and do harmful deeds onto a creature as innocent as a doggo, that's literally evil.
Who said anything about harming them you illiterate fag. I just said treating them like humans is freaky white people behavior.

>>213646163
Ramesh, you were born in Mumbai. Why do you try to larp as a ghetto nog?

>>213646538
Ackshually it's New Delhi, Tim.
More importantly, why does a beaner LARP as white?

>>213646536
Yes, sympathizing with other fellow sentient beings from other species, like dogs and dolphins, is something low-IQ sociopathic brownoids can't comprehend.

Most dogs like to be engaged with and having something to do though. They also get happy if they can please their owners. Now making cats do this is cruel.

>>213647418
Again. When did I say anything about harming them?
My point is white people treating them as substitutes for kids, since they can't procreate is creepy as fuck.

>>213647542
I'm not talking about that old point. My point now is that brownoids who see white people behavior as creepy are simply missing out on a whole layer of empathic thought. Caring for animals is not creepy. You're just a barbaric sludge person that needs to be exiled on a small island because you are fundamentally incapable of operating mentally on civilizational level.

>>213642234
Lol, this anon doesn't just not grow from troubling experiences, he quite literally opposes the very idea and seethes every time he experiences a troubling experience.

>>213642164 (OP)
It's a dog

>>213645853
The smartest dog is smarter than 1/2 the posters here. Up to 90% on some boards.

>>213642678
Non-white hands typed this

/tv/?

>>213642164 (OP)
That dog is too old for that shit.

>>213642827
>From 2016 to 2021, Magawa cleared more than 22.5 hectares (56 acres) of land in Cambodia. In that time, he found 71 landmines and 38 instances of other unexploded ordnance.
and he did it for peanuts! (and bananas, his favourite treats)

I legit feel bad for pets. Their entire existence is based around some random person's daily whims. When that person is gone you just have to sit around being bored until they come back and do whatever they feel like to you.

>>213642827
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver-engineered_dam_in_the_Czech_Republic

>>213648458
This is why you have multiple cats or dogs so that they can play or interact with each other and never be truly lonely. That or you have a family with the wife being at home or the kids.

>>213645894
Dog show dogs are young, that dog is clearly old.

>>213642164 (OP)
Chinks make these videos. Its why there is no talking

>>213648458
I guess for some. My dogs seem fine running around out back all day while I'm at work.