Thread 213644059

>Merrin Dungey (The Lincoln Lawyer), Audrey Hsieh (Found) and Audrey Grace Marshall (The Flight Attendant) have been cast in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer reboot, which has a pilot order at Hulu. They will be guest stars in the pilot, with the characters conceived as recurring if the project goes to series.

>Ryan Kiera Armstrong stars as the new slayer — an introverted high-school student named Nova — in the untitled Buffyverse offshoot, which Sarah Michelle Gellar executive produces in addition to reprising her signature role as Buffy Summers.

>Dungey will play Ms. LaDuca, the college counselor at New Sunnydale Academy. Hsieh and Marshall play Keiko and Jessica, respectively, high school students and members of the academy’s Evangelical Christian group.

>>213644059 (OP)
The two girls are cute.

inb4 that one lunatic starts blabbering about lesbians again

>>213644059 (OP)
Fingers crossed for emo Audrey Hsieh

>>213644813
There are three women...

Hi again Mr Shill, go tell your bosses that nobody gives a shit about Buffy anymore and they should scrap it for tax breaks

>>213644059 (OP)
>Dungey

>>213645146
I said two girls.

>>213644059 (OP)
>>213645098
>attractive actresses
Unexpected

Seems like a lot more info than we normally get about pilots. I'm expecting they're already planning to pick this up to series at this stage.

>>213645994
Never forget

>>213645276
kek

>>213644059 (OP)
>untitled Buffyverse offshoot
Honestly what can you even call it? Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the brand name but you can't have it appear like she's the main character either.

>>213644059 (OP)

>I wonder what the guys at 4channel think about me?

>>213647108
And if most women in the world have slayer powers now, why do you need one central slayer at all? Just undo the original ending? Without Joss the show will be shit anyway

>>213647479
I imagine that ending is getting swept under the rug immediately.

>>213647479

It wasn't most women it was just all the potentials,couple hundred at most. All of whom are now 40+ grannies. Our new Slayer Nova will be the first new one in over 2 decades.

>>213647647
So your hypothesis is that the spell was a one and done and now Slayers are back to being chosen ones with the cycle restored?

What are the odds this will suck

>>213647872
No Joss so guaranteed. Nobody who copies his style of humor knows when to pull back.

>>213647732

Yes but it takes the killing of an OG slayer to start the cycle anew. Pray 4 Faith!

>>213647479
All the activated Slayers are dead and it's back to one at a time. Done.

Do I have to read the shitty comics to watch this? Or will they finally be retconned

>>213647989

Those will all be retconned. Daily reminder that Joss had Xander marry Dawn in those season 8 and beyond comics.

>>213644059 (OP)
>members of the academy’s Evangelical Christian group
Is this a common thing in the US?
What are the chances these two are the show's lesbians?

>>213647989
lmao, no
no one ever cared about those

>>213644059 (OP)
>Audrey Grace Marshall
they should have cast her a decade ago, then she'd be perfect

>>213648345
it's a high school show, not an elementary school

>>213649105
i'd be willing to overlook this logical inconsistency due to the blood rushing to my penis every time she was onscreen

>>213649291
You will hang, pedophile

>>213649680
nah. bourgeois cunnysexual authoritarianism will be the new ruling ideology. we will in fact hang homosexuals, hags and contras like yourself.

It's gonna be shit and the /tv/ threads just prove it over and over. usually threads about this show gets archived before even reaching 200 posts, usually below 100. there is zero hype, it doesn't have an audience. It's gonna flop and it's gonna flop hard.

>>213645098
Damn shes cute. Has anime eyes.

>>213645098
Why you so paranoid? Do you know something about her being a lesbian ?

>>213645098
Too white, it'll never work.

>>213648214
The whole show is woke. Christians learning to hate Christianity

>>213649770
You seem a little antsy.

>>213644059 (OP)
>Audrey Hsieh
Emma Myers but Asian

>>213649772
She's actually bald. They are working overtime to style her hair in every picture

>>213649885
To me, Evangelicals don't count as Christian

>>213649929
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/T-Met846K9_AZCQcICYfig/

>>213644059 (OP)
bros... white california... it's a distant dream

>>213645626
It will be woke

>>213646136
Great tits but costume not great.

>>213651518
How old are these girls? I would like to have sexual fornication with them but ONLY if they are above the age of 18.

>>213651518
I don't get it. All the girls look cute.

entirely too many people. you need the scoobies, a giles, and a recurring vampire or two. the cast is already too big.

>>213649772
Absolutely terrible actress though.

>>213651762
i bet she can't even name three kinds of pizza

>>213651577
Normie take. That is very accurate. I'll be in my bunk.

>>213651727
No she isn't. She was good in Skeleton Crew, the only kid who could keep up with Jude Law.

>>213651518
more of the middle one

>>213652139
Shes 16 you sick fuck

>>213651958
I've seen that same post before, there's some guy that keeps bringing it up as if anybody in the world gives a shit about the Razzies

>>213651958
I read your comment all the time. Some schizo who tries to pretend skeleton crew and her were so great and disney shouldn't have canceles it

>>213651634
Cause it's a lesbian show for lesbians with lesbian política and no actual sex.

The one guy they cast so far that will be involved with everygirl

>>213652402
According to the leaked script he’s gay

>>213652402
>The one guy they cast so far
This guy has been cast as Nova’s “crush” so I dunno what you’re talking about

>>213647872
It will probably be worse than the original TV show when you consider, after the first season, it consistently pumped out 22-episodes per year for 6-years in a row. I bet this show is going to end up a Stranger Things or Euphoria situation where they will struggle to put out three 10-episode seasons over several years.

>>213644059 (OP)
Throughout all of this I haven't seen the name Eliza Dushku ONCE

No Faith no more me watching

>>213652786
I'll watch twice as hard. Faith was a terrible character and Dushku a terrible actress. She only existed because Whedon was fucking her. Should have died in S3 like she was supposed to.

>>213649868
>Too white
You probably thought that about the girls on the original show as well, but guess what...

>>213652634
He's not gay. He's 22 irl so no chance he will be with new buffy but if they make this thing the first male slayer we absolutely start joining far right militias

>>213644059 (OP)
>Christians
Lemme guess. Lib made it and they're the "bad guys"

>>213652680
He's probably going to be evil.

>>213652680
The actor I think played gay roles. He's not even a series regular . Plus the actor is over 18. They aren't putting him with her.

>>213652886
Probably going to be the new version of the cordettes. I think the one christian is friends with nova/nina/poppy/whatever.

>>213652786
It's a lesbian show. She will be back as a strong lesbian who has her mutt baby from robin

>>213652846
He’s definitely not a new slayer; he is basically filling the Xander role. And despite what SMG said all the leaked details have proven to be true so I have no reason to doubt he’ll be gay.
The only dude with supernatural powers is this guy>>213652680 who seems to be the Angel of the series

>>213652938
It is. Or they "revamp" the church and declare bigots evil

>>213652886
The opposite, actually. Gracie is fascinated by Slayer/vampire lore and becomes a close ally of the new one. Filling the mystical Willow role

>>213653025
The concept that slayers are back to being unknown and apparently Buffy is considered a myth suggests some retconning of the original show. Yeah, maybe all records in Sunnydale were destroyed, but she grew up in LA until 16. There'd be some kind of documentation.

>>213652934
He’s being upgraded to series regular if the pilot is picked up. He hasn’t played gay before but the guy playing Hugo has.

He’s definitely going to be paired with the new slayer. He starts pursuing Nova/Poppy after she kills the vamps at the Vampire Weekend fest

>>213652890
The white teacher is evil. They are marketing him as the new Angel but he's just a Riley. Probably won't be evil just like Kite Man or the guys from wesnesday season 1.. it's all about coding my guy. Everything is queer coded

>>213653243
You have been spamming this image that you created for several weeks now. It’s all completely fictional. I have no idea why you want the character and the actress playing her to be a lesbian.

>>213653195
Seems like it's gearing up to be like the Sabrina reboot, but hopefully more coherent.

>>213652786
>>213652966
I'm pretty sure I remember hearing it's part of the premise that Faith just died, because Dushku is retired.

>>213653243
I really don't understand why disney only casts closeted people for their hetero leads. Smg wad great cause she was straight. Having 2 gay actors pretend to be into each other always seems false

>>213653243
>>213653431
Samefag?

>>213644059 (OP)
How old is the girl in the middle?

>>213653530
16.

>>213653530
16

>>213649850
she doesnt have lead actress face. Weird casting all around. Shes white and cute atleast.

>>213644059 (OP)
No foream hair on Buffy, nu-Buffy, or any of the chicks in this = not fucking watching.

Do we know who she’s dating irl? It’s been established she’s a lesbian, which is why she was cast, but I can’t find her gf

>>213653574
>>213653582
Well shit

>>213653662
too old?

>>213653152
>>213653025
>tfw Wolfram & Hart changed reality and opened an office in Sunnydale

>>213653628
All the dating sites says she's never been in a relationship. So naturally we know that means she's gay

>>213644059 (OP)
It is not fucking possible to do Buffy in tthe modern era.

>>213653686

Kek!

>>213653695
How Sunnydale isn't a big whole in the ground is one of the more interesting aspects to me. If they can swing that, it'll give me faith in where the show can go.

Right now I'm thinking they are going to disavow the shots in Chosen because them not making sense has been a topic of discussion for years.

>sunnydale has docks, forests, a dam, cliffs
>nah, it's literally in the middle of a barren desert

>>213653807
>*hole
Goddamnit.

>>213653807
>sunnydale has docks, forests, a dam, cliffs
>nah, it's literally in the middle of a barren desert
It's also a small college town that has only one club, a shopping mall that appears in very few episodes, indian burial grounds, an airport, ice skating rink and a few mansions

>>213652319
bro you just copied my post >>213652281

>>213652934
You're just making up shit at this stage

>>213649850
>>213652402
>>213652966
>>213653628
What the fuck is this poster obsessed with lesbians?

>>213653772
or she's a little known child actor

>>213651351
You mean the California that was stolen from Mexico and had a ton of Mexicans inside?
Hows the smell in Mumbai, Jeet?

>>213653582
I'm going to need freddy and shaggy to start making out

>>213654026
I'm pretty sure you are samefaggin from >>213645098 on...

>>213654026
One of those faggots who thinks they can manifest things if they claim them enough I imagine.

>>213653964
My local town is 1/6 the size Sunnydale was supposed to be and has all that stuff, excluding the indian burial ground and zoo.

>>213654169
>stolen
Purchased.

>>213645098
This is a really cringe and weird way that anon is trying to garner attention
You've made up "another" anon (that is just you samefagging) that has an issue and now are trying to build up the notoriety of that persona by falseflagging against your own posts
Honestly grow the fuck up

>>213654302
This sounds like you describing things you do specifically and projecting it onto others.

>>213654260
I forgot the zoo.

But do you only have the one club?
Sunnydale literally only had the Bronze.

>>213654302
Based

>>213654360
>But do you only have the one club?
Probably not even that anymore, but yeah, there was an all-ages club.

More bars, of course, but there were bars in SD, too. The Bronze is just the one the gang hung out.

>>213654354
Bro you're literally in every thread crying like a lesbian cause a few jeets figure out the long con of the show before an oficial clip even came out

>>213654497
>another post about lesbians

Nova the Vampire Slayer doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

>>213654302
Lower your tone

>>213655196
I think it’s actually “Poppy”
Which is also dumb. But Buffy was pretty dumb too

>>213656215
Names are pretty easy to change. Nova or Nina or Poppy. It might be something totally different by now.

>>213644059 (OP)
Cool

>>213650120
They're the only real Christians

>>213658380
lmao

>>213654169
Learn real history, Eastern shithole dweller

>>213658400
Have fun burning in Hell.

>>213658437
What if I send you 59.95 for book, will that save me?

>>213658437
Very Christian comment of yours

>>213658437
Demonstrated thusly

>>213658437
You can go to heaven as long as you repent before you die

>>213644059 (OP)
first huang, now this? I might actually have to watch

>>213647872
it's Hulu so it's 100% going to suck

>>213654784
>anon notices a pattern
>a non autistic dude can't see the pattern and cries about it

>>213653243
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/ovVhFS_zFQ_fJKSCaDPvTA/
>scribbles poorly written rambling in MS Paint
>keeps posting it as if it is some kind of actual official report
Weird behavior.

>>213659841
The pattern I noticed was you nonstop spamming about lesbians any time this show comes up