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Anonymous No.213644454 >>213645421 >>213645426 >>213645434 >>213645713 >>213646896 >>213646975 >>213648354 >>213648494 >>213648545 >>213648922 >>213648958 >>213649261 >>213649499 >>213649913 >>213651615
Dog adoption skyrocketed because of Superman!
Anonymous No.213644599
>thing has animal
>people remember they like animals
many such cases
Anonymous No.213645421 >>213647019 >>213648992
>>213644454 (OP)
Why didn't that translate to ticket sales?
Anonymous No.213645426
>>213644454 (OP)
So did viewings of man of steel but no one wants to post that
Anonymous No.213645434
>>213644454 (OP)
Sure it did.
Anonymous No.213645713 >>213646169 >>213649476 >>213651209
>>213644454 (OP)
Normies are so fucking strange. It's like they forget something exists until they see it in a movie.
Anonymous No.213646169 >>213649476
>>213645713
Basic NPC mechanics
Anonymous No.213646675 >>213649452
>The cost of owning a dog can range from about $1,000 to $5,225 per year
>The average lifespan of dogs is typically between 10 to 13 years
>In 2025, around 59% of Americans couldn't cover a $1,000 emergency expense from their savings.
Why do people even purchase dogs? That’s $13,000 up to $67,925 just to own a dog. Super Dumb and Super Poor.
Anonymous No.213646867
They are loud and smelly.
Anonymous No.213646896
>>213644454 (OP)
OH MY HECKING HECKERINOS, HOLY MOTHER OF WHOLESOMENESS, FELLOW DOGERINOS AND PUPPERINOS
Anonymous No.213646958 >>213647049
I look forward to the next article in a couple of months talking about how pounds are being filled up with dogs named Krypto
Anonymous No.213646973 >>213647341 >>213648307
I love my dog because she's really sweet and affectionate with me but she's retarded and barks at every other dog so instead of being an excuse to talk to chicks I'm just the asshole with the loud dog that nobody likes, great
Anonymous No.213646975
>>213644454 (OP)
>headline with no proof.
>interest not adoption.
I swear these are bot posts.
Anonymous No.213647019 >>213647052
>>213645421
Too bad it didn’t lead to the movie being profitable.
Anonymous No.213647049
>>213646958
This. It's like how husky adoption rates went meteoric after GoT, then retards realized how much work went into actually taking care of one.
Anonymous No.213647052
>>213647019
However, it did lead to the Snyderverse being dead forever.
Anonymous No.213647305
Anonymous No.213647341 >>213648231
>>213646973
KEK
Anonymous No.213648202
bump
Anonymous No.213648231
>>213647341
https://youtu.be/TkIPavS1SYc
Anonymous No.213648307
>>213646973
Oh god it's covid pets all over again
Anonymous No.213648354 >>213649400
>>213644454 (OP)
man, shelters are gonna be even more oversaturated in the next couple of years
Anonymous No.213648494
>>213644454 (OP)
Anonymous No.213648545
>>213644454 (OP)
This inst a good thing.
Anonymous No.213648922
>>213644454 (OP)
>Sees the dog slamming Supergirl to the ground like a rag doll
>Says neat i want one. Then goes buy a shitbull
Anonymous No.213648958
>>213644454 (OP)
how the fuck could they possibly know this lmao
Anonymous No.213648992 >>213649071 >>213649124
>>213645421
It did.
Anonymous No.213649071 >>213649102 >>213649289
>>213648992
>still only showing domestic
Anonymous No.213649101
Look, I love dogs and cats. They can be awesome. But things are getting out of hand in the west. I know someone, someone very close, and she literally starts calling her dog "my baby" while she kisses the fucking dog on the mouth. And lets the dog lick her face in front of everybody. Obviously, she is a roastie and doesn't have kids. I know things are hard but satisfying your repressed feelings with a dog shouldn't be the solution.
Anonymous No.213649102
>>213649071
>still coping
Grim!
Anonymous No.213649124
>>213648992
Jesuschrist, that Lilo and Stich movie made a shitton of money. It seemed kind of irrelevant
Anonymous No.213649261
>>213644454 (OP)
>Dogs Are Woke Now? Yes! And That's A Good Thing (Here's Why)
FUCK NO, dogs are just trash
I hate fucking dogs so fucking much it's unreal and I'm really tired to hide it! dawgs are such reatarded living beings, they bark all the time, they stink like wet sausages, they need someone to piss and shit in the right places, they like collars and to be commanded like retard wagies, they've been bred to be slave but they're stupider than slaves, I wouldn't waste my spit on these sub-creatures, their meat is disgusting, they're waste through and through, they have no values, their masters are equally retarded, poo-dles and shitbulls are caca, dog genocide when
Anonymous No.213649289
>>213649071
She's laughing because the Snyderverse is dead forever.
Anonymous No.213649400
>>213648354
>I won't do it. I can't kill that many puppies.
>Damn it, Kristi, you're the only one who can pull this off, mayor's UP MY ASS about all these dogs we gotta put down.
>Fine, but we do this my way. I call the shots on this, and if you don't like it, get someone else.
Anonymous No.213649442
After Deathwish came out rape increased 62%
Anonymous No.213649452
>>213646675
Its just something muslims will never understand. It's part of being a human.
Anonymous No.213649476
>>213645713
>>213646169
It's not normies nor npc, it's just statitstics. If you tell someone "buy olives", how likely is that person to follow your advice? Now if you say the same thing to 100 millon people, and if 1% listens to you, that's 1 million more people buying olives.
Anonymous No.213649499
>>213644454 (OP)
idk about other places but here in nyc since covid, it's a dog epidemic
everyone has a dog and it reeks. entire buildings smell like dog. and they dont even train the dogs
idc if you're lonely, why do i have to watch my step so i dont step in shit just because you wanted a pet? fuck you
Anonymous No.213649514
How many people reported that they adopted a dog because of superman? Whos taking these reports?
Anonymous No.213649913
>>213644454 (OP)
This is a fucking lie made up james gun and blackrock. Use your fucking logic for one nanosecond please. You don't see these "articles" when movies with good dogs like airbud come out. Not even a 1% increase. But when James Goon fills his entire screentime with annoying untrained anklefucking yappers all the sudden people want to adopt them? Bullshit. And have you ever seen anybody base a decision like getting a dog off of a movie? No! Who the fuck do they think they're fooling with this article? Only post lobotomisation Grok will believe this.
Anonymous No.213649974
>Wasn't there for the live action 101 Dalmations era.
So many deaf puppies got euthanized.
Anonymous No.213651209
>>213645713
Pop culture is Pope that guides their lives.
Anonymous No.213651615
>>213644454 (OP)
Any metric except box office, huh?