>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!
>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”
>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.
>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”
>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.
>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”
>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?
>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now

I used to love the drinker, I was a patreon member, I donated money for his movie but he has become lazy. His old videos are very decent and funny, now he just says "the message" "hubrys" and other memes. I watch now nerdotic, disparu and it's a gundam

He needs to change up the clips he uses. It's making the grift too obvious.

Thanks for reminding me to filter this copypasta and the image. See you never.

>>213645355
>t. critical grifter fanboy

He literally destroyed him

>>213645642
He did destroyed him kek

>>213645305 (OP)
Groundskeeper Willie needs to put a little more effort into his videos.

>>213645642
Poor fella keeps getting cooked

>>213645752
Can it be watched or is it lost media?

>>213645305 (OP)
You need to add zach gallifinakass laugh wheezing from dinner for schmucks

>>213645791
>Sheer fucking hubrys
>Farts
>THE MESSAAAGE
>Tatianaaa

It seems something out of Idiocracy

>>213645305 (OP)
Cool poast.

>>213645305 (OP)
My posts become copy pastas. I am capable of producing memes. This is why the Jannys fear me.

>>213645642
>>213645672
>one minute, one second apart
Try to be a little less obvious next time.

>>213645305 (OP)
>grift
>grifter
>grifting
What are some other words that make you instantly ignore what a person is saying

>>213645305 (OP)
He is brain damaged from drinking his recent takes and vids have been shit and low effort. Stop drinking Scottish fag.

>>213645855
>duhh why does everyone keep calling my favorite YouTubers grifters? I don't get it

>Well well well! As it turns out, the newest universally acclaimed movie that’s both a hit with critics and audiences, is also liked by me.. what a shocker!!
>J Jonah Jameson: “hahaha… YOU SERIOUS?”
>Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not here to offer a unique perspective, thoughtful opinion or intelligent breakdown, I’m simply here to jump on the algorithm bandwagon and regurgitate obvious talking points that everyone’s already said
>Henry Cavil: “….Fuck”
>Josh Brolins performance is good! Benedict Wongs performance is good! Julia Gardners performance is good! The movie is creepy, but also funny? And the metaphor? Well clearly it’s a metaphor about… weapons!
>Dr Evil: “…Rrrrright”
>And while I’m here, I might as well capitalize off a few other obvious social media talking points, the WNBA is bad! Iron Heart sucks! I’m glad you know where I stand on those two irrelevant talking points!!
>Anyways, that’s all I’ve got for today… go away now

isn't he making movies now? I heard he was

>>213645305 (OP)
The man has written dozens of pulp novels, produced movies and has an extremely successful YouTube channel and is one of the most formidable critics in entertainment.

Fucking rope yourself you pathetic loser.

I actually really like that all of his videos are the same 10 memes rearranged. Modern movies do not deserve effort posting. Just "hey it's shit like everything else" will do.

>>213645305 (OP)
His videos feel like they were created using generative AI

Buy an ad, faggot.

>>213646050
Considering he also does all kinds of live/podcast stuff, I doubt it. He just has a bunch of meme clips banked and because movies he reviews are basically the same and don't actually require any new takes, he can shit em out super efficiently.

>>213645305 (OP)
kek someone is mad

>>213646350
I doubt it too, but that's what makes it even sadder.

>>213646396
Is it sad? Does what he review actually warrant anything more?

>>213645784
That pile of shit can still be watched here but he's rebranded it as a "TV Proof of Concept"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JXkjB0tpPA

>>213646457
I do feel pretty bad for the guy, yeah.

>>213645672
>>213645642
>>213645958

I'm listening to this Scottish drunkard rant about Sydney Sweeney's tits in his latest podcast with Mauler right now.
A friend of mine sent me one of his videos a year or two ago. I was kinda annoyed because some of the topics and opinions sounded like some ideas I had for rants if I ever started a YouTube channel.

>>213645958
some guys are just continuously winning

>>213645958
His novels have been translated into multiple languages.