Thread 213645997

>And they all lived happily ever after
Really?

>>213645997 (OP)
Daniel Day Lewis as Dirk Diggler would've elevated this movie.

>>213645997 (OP)
How did you get that impression from the ending?

>>213646332
>Dirk gets sober, rekindles his friendship with Jack, and is on his way back to being a star
>Jack gets Dirk back
>Reed follows his passion of becoming a magician
>Rollergirl starts working on her GED
>Buck becomes a father and opens his own stereo store
>Maurice opens his own club
>Maggie becomes a commercial director

>>213645997 (OP)
It's actually a nice ending. No reason degens can't eventually become stable

>>213646532
A GUY BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT

>>213646332
Unironically, all memes aside, you are media illiterate

>>213646532
All of that is undermined by the last shot.

>>213646631
nta but this took me 2 minutes to find online
>PTA: I don't think any of the outcomes is untruthful -- I could point to real-life examples in the world of pornography that parallel each of these characters. That's not to say that I haven't taken it upon myself to give them five minutes of happiness -- I felt it was important, even though we all know what's going to happen five minutes after the movie ends.

>>213646029
I think Warren Beatty would've done well in the role of Jack Horner

>>213647105
Kek, would've totally changed the part.

some real pornstars manage to not an hero or overdose

>>213645997 (OP)
its about family

>>213647071
>>we all know what's going to happen five minutes after the movie ends
lol not the big brains of /tv/ I guess

>>213647280
Holy fucked based. She used to be one of my favorite. boring as fuck sure but damn her looks are perfect..

>>213645997 (OP)
That movie is terrible, but that one scene is good, you know the one.
>I wish I had Jessie's girl...
>WHycannaihaveawomanlyyyggthat
>*POW!*

>>213647170
yeh but it would've been kino

>>213647280
.... is that Dylan Ryder?

>>213647280
Does she, you know, in the houses?

>>213645997 (OP)
PTA is an evil deluded mutt

>>213646604
>some cuck blew his brains out a decade ago
and they were all doing better at the end

>Leo was offered this role but turned it down because he was already signed on to do Titanic
>he recommended his costar from the film that put him on Anderson's radar, The Basketball Diaries, instead
>Leo says turning it down was his biggest regret
Imagine how fucking different it would've been...

>>213648947
Killed her the guy he was fucking and blew his head off

Is now more relevant if you get shot too?

>>213646532
It ends at some point in the 80's, doesn't it? Maybe the real ending is them all finding out they've got AIDS.

>>213646332
Zoomers. Literally retarded.
>>213646532
>Dirk gets sober, rekindles his friendship with Jack, and is on his way back to being a star
>Jack gets Dirk back
Dirk hits rock bottom and goes home to cry to mommy and daddy. He is no longer a star, at all (“do you know who I am?”) and Jack is no longer big-time (“your films suck now anyway”).
>Reed follows his passion of becoming a magician
Reed doesn’t know how to. It’s a reference to Ricky jay, dumbass.
>Rollergirl starts working on her GED
Which brings her back to the place she hates: school. Looks bored out her mind.
>>213646631
You kids are the same idiots who claim S&E aren’t needed and yet…

https://youtu.be/5_2dKTxpH7o

>>213649017
he would have been awful in this movie

Nina Hartley as Little Bill's Wife

>>213645997 (OP)
Not the colonel.

>>213646583
yup.

>>213649017
I can't imagine it. Mark was born for this role, he played the fish out of water perfectly. Leo would have tried too hard and it would have come off as disingenuous. Mark played such a blissfully naive person.

My FUCKING wife has an ASS IN HER COCK in the driveway