Did he really do anything wrong?

>>213646854 (OP)
kys predditor

he gave the tar heels a bad name

His brain has worms from too much anal with his tranny mistress.

Sodomy= degeneracy

He's one of the dumbest people I've ever seen. If ever there was a real life NPC it's him. I have no doubt living in prison is the happiest he's ever been.

>>213646854 (OP)
he’s a nugget assault survivor

when's he getting out?

>>213646854 (OP)
His only crime: loving the female anus.

yes
he got caught

never get that ass druk

>>213646854 (OP)
>computer, load a platoon-sized contingent of female toddlers, equip them with 50 chicken nuggets each. Embed into each squad a middle aged female as designated spotter, equip each of them with an early 21st century mobile communication device referred to as "smart phone". If a smart phone captures footage of user, toddlers start engaging with nuggets. Populate the program with cover assembled entirely out of 20th century pattern oil drums. Place open oil wells sporadically in a mostly filled state. Place an adult female with voluminous posterior at the end of the gauntlet.
>Safety protocols off.

>>213647315
Isn't that the guy from Druk???

>>213647315
How were they able to identify the slit throats if the fucking house exploded?
>Parents' divorce is presumed to have played a role in Fisher's psychologt
>Divorce is still legal
Just nuke this shithole of a country

Was getting caught part of his plan?

The body cam footage with the scent dog. Legit haunted house with the ghosts of the girls and Shanaen. Look it up at one point they hear a little girl giggle clear as day

>>213647577
most unhinged thing ive read on this website today. Ghosts arent real man

Not legally, but they fucked him anyway.

>>213647609
Go watch it Nibba I’ll wait

His house his rules

>>213647577
It’s a motion triggered toy that goes off when the investigators enter the wardrobe, dummy.

Anyway, if they catch the guy who did this, who took these kids and that woman, I mean my "wife", and I guess killed them and stuffed them down into an oil well or something, well they oughta lock him away for at least 2 years or something before letting him go cause I'm gonna miss these guys so much I suppose. I could barely sleep tonight thinking of Shannan and those kids, little girl 1 and little girl 2. Anyway I gotta go, see ya.

>>213646854 (OP)
When you really think about it was self defense

>>213647577
Why would they giggle? I wonder if they could acquit based on ghostly testimony that they forgive the killer

>>213646854 (OP)
>Chris Watts thread on /tv/
Another day in the office

>>213647786
It's the anniversary

>Oil I know, officer, is that wife and those kids are oil I have. It's a barrel of laughs every time we have chicken nuggies for dinner. Now they're gone and I don't know what oil do. I'm getting oil choked up about it. I feel like a total ass. But anyway, I gotta split, I got two tickets to the 'tallica concert and Nicho- I mean, my friends are waiting for me. Send me a DM on Xbox Live or whatever if you find them kids and that wife. Peace.

>>213647811
Another anniversary and the real killer is still on the loose.
How sad

*YEEEEAWN* Oh man... Whew! Been a long day... Alright so I guess, hey, if anyone sees those kids I'll be on the Nesingwary server. PM me through the auction house, I'll have a Bronze Drake up for 999,999. Horde only.

>>213647716
Why does the giggle sound like the anal mistress???

>>213646854 (OP)
Yes. He confessed to unspeakable crimes. And the evidence of these crimes was discovered. He's not a good guy.

>>213647506
>How were they able to identify the slit throats if the fucking house exploded?
fire really doesn't destroy all you think it does, It takes 2-3 hours to cremate a body in a purpose built oven.

>>213646854 (OP)
yeah he talked to the police and self snitched

>>213648148
Don't help him. That pussy is an idiot thinking the chinks or ruskies will be able to do anything.

>>213648148
Fuck off antisemite

>>213647609
t. ghost

He was a veteran of a thousand chicken nugget wars

>>213648148
Hold on, back up a second here egghead. So let's say I had 6m bodies that I needed to cremate, but I only had a handful of ovens that ran off wood and coal and those ovens could only fit one body at a time...

If divorce laws in this country were fair, it never would have happened and Chris and his butt slave would have lived happily ever after.

Chris basically had no choice.

>>213646854 (OP)
Chris knew filing for divorce would financially screw him over -- forever. No way would his wife (or any woman for that matter) put up with being served divorce papers because that's what *they* do. He was aware Shanann would want revenge for it; and the best way to exact it would be to take a huge portion of his earnings each month and to make it as difficult as possible for him to see his children. Chris had 2 options: Engage with a misandrist court system and hope for the best, or to terminate his whole family and hope for the best. He would lose either way.

>>213648431
Don't be a grimlord, anon. It's not worth it.

>>213647506
>Make divorce illegal because it *may* have influenced this psychopath killing his wife and kids
>UGH WHY WON'T SOMEBODY NUKE US BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T ALLOWED THE STATE TO FURTHER IMPEDE OUR RIGHTS
You sound like an insufferable faggot

>>213646854 (OP)
I don't care how nice and tight the poopshoot was, stuffing your kids into a pipe so they get de-gloved when removed is pretty wrong, yes.

>>213648562
maybe he shouldnt have gotten married and had kids

>>213648562
He never cared about any of this. He didn't give a shit about his children. I killed them cause he didn't really know what to do with them after killing Shanan and he just needed to get rid of them.

>>213648642
>maybe he shouldnt have gotten married and had kids
He already made a foolish decision though and he was just as fucked as 50% of men his age. Realistically, if you're Chris, how do you get out of his predicament?

>>213648687
>I killed them
Chris, did someone keister a phone and smuggle it in so you could post in these threads?

You'd snap. Anyone would snap.

Imagine your Chris, you go home you just want to google the distance to the moon and BAM chicken nugget right to the fucking face. You paid for that nugget, you sweated, you bled for that. Laughter occurs around you, they're laughing at you BAM another nugget to your face. You look over and your wife is holding back laughter, adjusting her image board.

You go to work, you got to the pub, some cutie starts hitting you up, she notices the effort you've been putting into your body, she offers you every hole, you take it and you cant wipe the intoxicating aroma of her booty juice from your mind.

You shower, you wash, you brush you cant get that booty stench out your nose, no matter what you do. Youre talking to your wife, booty stench, your tucking your kids in, booty stench. You're sitting in the drivers seat, the radio is on, the kids are screaming, booty stench.

It could've happened to any one of us.

>>213648708
>Huh thats weird Chris only one who shows up on the CCTV is you, weird.

>>213648747
We are allowed to shit post basically all day also this isn't Chris, bitch.

>>213648708
You have side pieces that know the deal like all men before him.

>nah, lemme just slaughter my wife & kids instead. that'll work fine

>Oh dang man, theyre missing. That sucks.

i was watching a true crime youtuber cover this asshole who killed a girl on her bike and hid her body in a buried freezer in his barn. when the cops were interviewing him, he kept using the word "buried" and phrases with it and i thought, this guy buried that chick, and he did. it reminded me of this fucking idiot mentioning barrel rolls. these people are telltale hearts through and through. if you kill someone and you don't want to get caught, shut the fuck up. christ.

Thrive patches caused a psychotic episode. Chris was basically sleepwalking

>>213648777
Why was Limp Bizkit neighbor such a filthy snitch?

>>213648856
That didn't work for Stayvun (that's awful)

>>213648708
>He already made a foolish decision though and he was just as fucked as 50% of men his age. Realistically, if you're Chris, how do you get out of his predicament?
move country.

>>213648902
You will get painfully extradited lol. Yes, they to it country to country (except for a few shit holes that you wouldn't survive in anyway) and they do it state to state. You're on the hook for that little goytranny for life.

>>213648319
Are you trying to get me to say, they would need far more time than what they had in the end of the war, and that the 6 million number is grossly over inflated? Who would think that?

>>213648884
he did it all for the nookie

>>213648934
then you get a divorce and pay the child support till the kids are 18, that's the thing about life, you make bad choices and you have to pay the price.

>>213648642
Yes. Defeat the Jew by playing right into their greedy little money hungry claws.

Another innocent man locked behind bars, for what?

>>213649019
>that's the thing about life, you make bad choices and you have to pay the price (unless you're a woman)
ftfy

He was a sodomite. Thats right. A shit dicked faggot. It's no wonder them kids pelted him with nuggets and that wife had to put him through a facebook humiliation ritual.

>>213649019
Paying child support is the most goy coded thing ever. Could never be me. I would rather sit in county jail.

>>213649019
Yep it is what it is. A quarter of your life just gone, for nothing, since the kid will grow up distant from Dad anyway and just become another piece of the background radiation in some shit hole city. Nothing you can do in that time except work for cash and pump up a portfolio, play SPY every fucking week and pray to God nobody discovers the accounts.

>>213647284
>female
So you never saw this story, or the fact that he got caught with another mans underwear in his cell

>>213646854 (OP)
yes holy shit

>>213649076
its crazy a woman would rather send her child's father to jail than cut a deal with him that isn't financial rape

>>213646854 (OP)
Retard overestimated himself, like most faggy gymbros

how many times can a man be pelted with chicken nuggets in his own home

>>213649160
Chris wasn't a gymbro, he was just a fatass who walked off a hundred pounds. It explains why he annihilated his family too, because his brain couldn't process the emotions he would have gotten used to as a fucking teenager.

>>213649076
>paying for your bad choices is jewish
na dude, it's like the most christian thing ever.

>>213648593
Nobody forced you to get married. Youre only being forced to uphold your vows.

>>213646854 (OP)
He murdered his children.

>>213649053
lifes not fair, get over it.

>>213649248
And thats why bitches get killed. If life were fair the family would have gotten to live.

Pussy can make men do crazy things

>>213649174
Once is one time too many

>>213646854 (OP)
He killed three innocent people.

>>213649223
Dimwit post

>>213648612
Which was tighter, the pipe he stuffed his kids in or the pipe he stuffed his dick in?

>>213649113
If he's gay who does he kill women

>>213649443
We don't know if they were innocent. You're innocent until proven guilty and we won't have a chance to prove guilt so therefore they can't be innocent.

>>213648708
He should have done what literally any man does. Just fucking keep cheating on your nagging useless wife. Its cheaper than getting divorce rapes. Sure, you cant go on vacation with your side bitch but who cares.

Its either:
1. Accepting your faith and rot away
2. Getting divorce and child support raped and dying poor, in a 1 room apartment
3. Keep the marriage and fuck chicks on the side

Simple as. I dont know any successful guy who doesnt have affairs or side chicks he meets regularly. I know one guy who spends 2-3k a month on hookers while having a GF he barely fucks.

>>213646854 (OP)
Defence attorney: ''Your Honor, I would like to provide the jury with a number of photographs of Nichol Kessinger taken from my client's cell phone. Take a long, hard, look at these images, ladies and gentlemen. Pay particular attention to that derriere. Just look at it. Imagine sniffing it. Imagine caressing it. Now... imagine fucking it. No more questions, Your Honor.

<Jury deliberates for 60 minutes>

Jury: We find the defendant... NOT GUILTY!

Volcanobros...How are we holdings up?

>>213648876
>picrel
lmaooo

>>213646854 (OP)
No

One of these days, ShanAnn! BANG! ZOOM! Straight to the moon!

>>213646854 (OP)
Anyone that kills children is beyond repair. His wife was one thing, but that he did his two daughters as well means he should be killed. His daughters didnt deserve to live a life like that. I want him to feel pain.

>>213649649
All he feels is his grased up pecker balls deep in infinite jail twinks

>>213646854 (OP)
You aren't allowed to murder your wife and kids no matter how much they deserve it. Those are the rules. You just have to go to work every day until you die so they can get fat and complain about you. You aren't allowed to smash their stupid fucking heads in and you aren't allowed to strangle the life out of them and you aren't allowed to stuff their bodies in oil barrels and bury them at work. Not even if it would be fair and for one day you would feel the weight off your shoulders and smile a true smile.

>>213647577
It's true, all the cop cars got a mysterious oil change while they were there too

>>213649471
He regrets sleeping with them. The gays are completely backwards, he feels shame for having kids and sexing women so he kills them in an attempt to erase that feeling. Its like if a normal man got tricked into having gay sex by a cross dresser, he wouldnt be able to live with it and someone would have to die.

>>213649681
Nah, he can feel pain, just not mental anguish. He deserves to be slowly torn apart.

>>213649704
Lmao shut up cuck. Chris is only wrong for being gay and for getting caught by fags like you. Clearing out a bad family and starting over is a human tradition that transcends race or culture.

>>213649485
Your honor my client was butthole bewitched. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, who among you doesn't see the tantalizing curve of that ass and wonder what to would feel like to bury their greased up weiner in there? I rest my case.

>>213648431
>>213646854 (OP)
The nuggets are to blame…

>You'll never catch me, coppers!
>Nya ha hah!

>>213649709
rolling, howling, shrieking

>>213648708
Fleeing to somewhere like thailand is an option but it sucks and you need money. Realistically the choices are kill yourself, become homeless, or murder everybody and go to prison. Most guys in his situation just kill themselves if they even do anything.

>>213648708
> dang look at that nigga go that’s insane..
> hes clearly loading the truck with bodies…
> holy shit that’s me!

>>213646854 (OP)
He'll have sex with a black guy and started a black family next

he did it for your sins /tv/

>>213648752
> You'd snap. Anyone would snap.
I wouldn’t snap.

>>213649076
The children are yours too so why wouldn't you pay the maintenance? I fuiu don't want to pay keep your dick in your pants whore

>>213649939
*throws a chicken nugget at your head*

>>213649479
were doing cardassian law cause watts loves ass, and that means guilty until proven innocent

is anal even that good

>>213650002
poopchute creates an anal vacuum around your cock and practically sucks the jizz from your balls

>>213649709
loooooooool

If I was getting hit by chicken nuggets by my kids, it wouldnt have went down like it did.
There would have been a lot of blood in the kitchen and then me saying, "Ok, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry".

>I wish that wife and those kids were here right now. Oil covered zombies are just the sort of distraction I could use with you cops so I can cheese it out the back. I mean, I have not seen them since I dropped them off at work. SHIT!

>>213650043
nuggets aside, shannayn ruined the kids and it's her fault

>>213650002
No. It's just something gross that porn brains do because they ruined their sex drive

>>213650063
heres a secret, girls love it when you play with their feet and jizz in their ass. i dont make the rules, god made them that way

>Bro no way, they're dead? Bro.... Man, that sucks.

i need the pepe & wojack edit of chris and the neighbor watching the footage, stat

>Killed his wife and kids for this
Was it worth it?

>>213650091
>instant brainrot posted
Crab in bucket mentality. Youre threatened by the idea that anyone else might not ruin themselves the way you have.

>>213650091
Last time I was fucking a girl in the ass, I politly asked "can I cum in your ass? and she said "yeah, you can even watch it come out if you want." I paused, and said "you mean watch you shit?" and she said "yeah". So , I went home and never called her again.

>>213650109
I have this does that help

>>213650111
>moderately attractive woman actually willing to have sex with me
yeah probably, also having an affair seems really fun

>>213646854 (OP)
Pretty Solid

>>213650111
>>213650248
Everybody talks about the greased up vacuum butthole (understandable) but those are some fat ass titties.

>>213650317
Past the actual sphincter it is like your dick is all alone in an empty room unless they have a dump in the batters box. They call it packing fudge for a reason. You want to be dodging logs like you are making the kessinger run in star wars.

>>213650248
>Cell phone puts her near the house all morning despite not living nearby
>Involvement dismissed INSTANTLY
So did she use her magic anus on the cops too or what?

>>213650382
women are incapable of murder, incel

>>213650382
her testimony against him sped the case and as he was the smotherer, it was him they were after so she was likely granted immunity. Happens every day.

>>213650111
why is she dating a retard

>>213650382
>white woman vs accountability

WHO DO YOU GOT?

>>213650111
She's not the anal mistress

>>213650248
man look at that fivehead

>>213650577
that means she can take hits into the headboard like a goat all night.

>But... where do I hide the bodies?

>In your truck, in an oil tank, in a volcano...
>Wherever you like!

>>213650132
i have yet to begin ruining myself

>>213647662
Already seen it and you must be profoundly retarded if you think that’s paranormal

>>213647609
>Ghosts arent real man
something a ghost would say

>>213646854 (OP)
Why'd this retard stick around and try to play it cool instead of immediately fleeing the country? Did he really think this would work?

>>213650248
To this

LOL
What are the odds?

>>213646854 (OP)
Why didn't he just get divorced?
He wasn't going to get away with killing his family.
Sure he'd get divorced raped, but that's better than getting anally raped in prison.

>>213647609
>mfw work graveyard in a haunted building and someone/thing was banging on the walls last night and fucked with the copier, then when I thought it left 3 hours later it made something loud crack right next to me just to make me jump
>mfw 95% of people will never experience this kind of shit so they just write it off as insanity
Fuck ghosts but they're definitely real

>>213650937
he no longer cared for them at all and did not want to support them. He should have vanished and changed his name. It can be done.

>>213648593
Who are you quoting?

>>213650937
You don't understand. Look at his smile. For one day, he was a free man.

>>213650968
there are many explanations for shit like that which make far more sense than ghosts.

>>213650512
Wife was hotter.

>>213646854 (OP)
Are you an obese retard with no moral compass who sounds like an old lady over the phone?

Rare Watts

>>213648752
>booty juice
kek

>>213648431
>Chris basically had no choice.
You will never be able to justify murdering children, you retarded, bloated psychopath.

>>213651073

>>213651073
should have turned on the broiler.

>>213651108
>you can't brutally murder your wife and kids
>because
>because you just can't, ok
one day you'll learn to think for yourself

>>213651125
a fellow rare chris appreciator

>>213648708
>Realistically, if you're Chris, how do you get out of his predicament?
Grow a pair and be a father for your children, you retarded, spoiled manchild.

>>213651172

>>213651001
thats the smile you make at the weekly vibe check meeting, not one of freedom

>>213648752
You sound like a real delicate flower if a food fight is all it takes to murder your family, snowflake.

>>213650960
most of what you perceive as “ghosts” are likely just lapses in memory, or a series of inexplicable anomalies in your peripheral atmosphere. Ghosts and demons are not real, this has been proven by science

>>213651207
Oops we did it again ;)

>>213651108
>>213651188
>>213651227
go to bed shannyin

>>213651227
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants

>>213651073
Shananan had such a kind face, but apparently was a huge cunt and a fraudster

>>213649471
He's not gay, he's just really into anal.

>>213651207

>>213650111
i want to squeeze big boobs play and fuck sex all night with big boobs

>>213649412
AI slop kills another joke. Fucking grim.

>>213651141
This. I've murdered at least seven people, and I have a loving relationship and am on good terms with my family. Life is good.

>>213650248
i have sex with her ass all night ever night

>divoce wife
>lose shitton of money
>no matter, live happily with anal mistress

>>213649704
>Not even if it would be fair
It wouldn't be fair under any circumstance.

>>213651346
Yeah you do, Rajesh. Yeah you do.

>>213651365
agree to disagree

>>213650355
>Kessinger run
lmao nice
checked

>>213647315
his only mistake was killing the family in such an obvious way before the explosion. should have used carbon monoxide and blamed it on the leak

A toast, gentlement

>>213646854 (OP)
>Did he really do anything wrong?
He killed his family. But just saying that is not sufficient to explain the horro of his actions.
You have to imagine it: a small child YOU brought into the world, eyes and tongue bulging out of her head, bladder releasing on the seat of your car, her face turning blue as she paws helplessly at your hands that are wrapped tightly around her tiny neck.
He did that to his daughter, while his other daughter watched, and then strangled the OTHER daughter immediately after.
AND THEN HE STUFFED THEIR BODIES IN OIL TANKS. HE STOMPED ON THEIR HEADS TO MAKE THEM FIT INTO THE TANKS.
He should be executed publicly to atone for his crimes.

>>213647315
Imagine getting mind broken by mommy and daddy getting divorced

>>213648752
You missed the part where his wife slowly poisoned him with her MLM speed pill scheme that she force fed him so she can gain content for marketing. Imagine slowly poisoning yourself with pills because you find it the better option compared to listening to her whine complain that you don't support her business and be even more useless.

>>213651487
>bladder releasing on the seat of your car,
just terrible

>>213647315
just drive to mexico and live illegally. that's what mexicans do in america.

>>213648593
based bullshit caller-outer

>>213651288
Anal means gay.

>>213647223
>we think we've seen you daughters ghost at her funeral
>Thats awesome :D

It’s funny how Chris and Shannan are caricatures of their genders

>>213651130
Jej

>>213651431
>the vaxx makes you kill your family
Why is nobody talking about this? Its all anal this, nuggets that. But nobody is looking at the real details.

>>213651621
and what role does moon magick play

>>213649704
I would be there up with you if that was the case
But there's a third party involved, the mistress, and you can't take that one out of the equation.
If it's a man getting fed up with his life and his shitty wife and shitty kids it's one thing, if it's about a man cheating it's another

>>213651033
she got fat, that's why he looked for other women

>>213651621
This happened way before the vaccines you stupid fuck.

>>213650691
Amazing. Truly.

>>213651281
Face-blindness and the inability to accurately read and deduce people’s facial expressions is a very common trait among autistic people.

>>213648642
>maybe he shouldnt have gotten married and had kids
no shit! Poor dumb bastard -- he didn't know what he was doing, then years later he's trapped in a marriage he doesn't want with kids he doesn't want. I've made some life mistakes, but I didn't rush in to marriage and children at least. phew

>>213651648
And she was spending all of his money on MLM and expensive Disney Trips. Not saying that he was right at all, bit it was a motive for sure.
>seeing the police body cam
>says "$20,000" this year! On her planning board.

>>213650382
you know discovered how the legal system works.
Instead of risking maybe losing 2 convictions on 2 criminals, they make 1 rat on the other and get a 100% solid case in 1 criminal (the other walks scotts free but hey she's got a big ass)

>>213649567
>STOP WIGGLING CECE YOU STUPID BITCH

>>213651678
Thats not what face blindness is.

>>213651033
I disagree to begin with although I will say both are sitting around a 6 at the very best. That said, look at Sha-na-na’s vision board and tell me you still feel that way. It’s like a guttural thing, it will change something in you and the way you look at her, I guarantee it.

>>213648902
liquidate your assets, put them into crypto, fuck off to another state/country and never contact your family ever again. even if she divorces you she cant get anything out of you.

To be honest the part where he murders his daughters is kind of sad. But then I think about finally killing the woman who ruined your life and then googling the distance to the moon and I feel happy again.

>>213651651
Vaccines have existed for centuries you stupid fuck

>>213651735
It’s a part of it, actually. Not the whole thing and not the way people generally use the term though, yes. The idea that someone thinks that’s a kind face is hilarious.

>>213650382
Her dad is a glowie so she's not subject to laws.

>>213651744
She just needed to lose a bit of weight, let Chris also parent the kids, marriage counseling, counseling in general, and be woken up that she was making the family fucking hemorrhage money as fast as Chris could make it.

>>213651775
Has nothing to do with the Covid vaccines. Shut the fuck up.

>>213651775
>Vaccines have existed for centuries you stupid fuck

>>213651867
Who said anything about the covid vaccine?

>>213646854 (OP)
>obvious self-defense
Blompf should pardon him

>>213650382
I remind people of this in every thread. She literally had no connection to anything at all in that area which was just a jungle of shitty identical mini mcmansions other than Chris yet she was in his neighborhood right around the time he would have been loading his family up to get to dumping. And not even just that, listen to this shit and tell me you think she had nothing to do with it
https://youtu.be/FNauBvH_sM4

>>213651950
>>213650109

The thing is, they had options, even divorce. But killing your wife and kids for some dumpster slut you can fuck in the ass makes no damn sense.

>>213651983
makes perfect sense to me but ok chief

>>213651983
This man don’t know bout Shananan

>>213648876
>>213651950
>>213651978
holy kino

>>213651960
Which is weird, there's literal body cam footage on YouTube. They got a call a black suv stopped in front of the house and went in. The whole video is of the cops being freaked out to be in the home in darkness and not being able to find anyone.

>>213651960
Which is weird, there's literal body cam footage on YouTube. They got a call a black suv stopped in front of the house and a woman went in. The whole video is of the cops being freaked out to be in the home in darkness and not being able to find anyone.

>>213651487
Am I the only one who got erect reading this?

>>213646854 (OP)
Killing the kids, but honestly Shannanahan really was doing everything in her power to make him snap

>>213651638
Depends, what phase was the moon in during the killings?

>>213652120
got a link? i havent had a good scare in a while

>>213652146
Chris, honeennyy! I spent another $20,000 on another Disney trip Im forcing the family to go on! Its gonna be fun! Don't forget your Mickey Mouse Ears, dont want you to not feel the "magic"!
Oh of course cici, you can get the $55 ice cream princess cone, look how happy daddy is :D

It's crazy. Imagine being married to a woman you don't love, with a child you don't care about, and this prime lady with magnificent beautiful toes wants to ride you like a stallion. What man could resist? No man, I say. We should rise up and elect him marshal!

>>213652231
Humiliation ritual

>>213652169
Yes, its real. https://youtu.be/z0XKeUC12PY?si=_KaCahTvotWqRF3b

Yep, I'm thinking it's kino time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdHAUicoaqs

>>213652300
Told you.

>>213652310
holy fucking shit that is creepy…i cant imagine being there in person

Imagine if he killed the kids but kept shannann alive just to spite her.

>>213652456
You dont have to imagine, there is video footage.

>>213652456
Yeah, fuck that.

>>213650111
Bros....

>>213650111
>>213652575
It's been a long time since I seen a Kane post.
Has she succeeded in getting the rights to Angela Anaconda yet?

>>213651172
Was this the one taken from Google Maps?

>>213650111
>>213652575
IT'S KANE

>>213650111
she had big cans too? damn he was in the right.

How much would someone have to pay you to stay in the watts home by yourself for one night?

>>213652593
The kane poster ended himself when she revealed she marries some fat neckbeard.

>>213652652
I don't believe in ghosts but the bodycam footage had an actual haunting in it and that was released long before they knew they were dead.

>>213652652
A couple grand, but I want to be left with some serious ghost hunting equipment

>>213652696
What caused the haunting then if you don't believe in ghosts?

>>213651125
do you think he had an intrusive thought of throwing his baby on the lawn and mowing over her?
I like to think he did

>>213651281
She literally has the textbook dumb NPD bitch face

Anyone got santa costume chris? Need it for my folder

>>213652175
Holy fuck I'm not reading that shit but I'd have killed her too just for the fucking narcissistic rant

it was a ritual…he was used…you guys are too blind to understand it

Of all the forced unfunny zoomer memes this one has to be right up there with gigachad and jeet stuff.

>>213652696
When the tip looks into the dining room, theres a quick glimpse of someone. Some think its Shannan herself, but that doesnt take away from the woman who entered the home and couldnt be found. I dont know if they had a shed outback, but she could have easily b-lined through the home, out back, ans hid in the shed..but, thats not it, and its fucking creepy.

>>213652755
I don't know. It's one of the only hauntings I've seen that didn't have a logical explanation and came from a source that wouldn't tamper with the footage.

>>213648562
>I might not be able to see my kids so pets kill them

You saar is a genius.

>>213652231
Jesus Christ, I didn't know she was a debt junkie Disney mom too. The man honestly deserves a sainthood. At this rate I'd wager money she was trooning out the kids or molesting them, or at the very least Munchausen-by-proxying them in some way

>>213652787

>>213651978
>its weird Chris, the tape keeps playing this same moment where youre putting things in your truck, its really weird the tape is stuck there Chris, just keeps replaying itself, whats going on big guy, I'm sorry about the tape, must be broken, do you think the Police have got a good angle of this on their body cameras now Chris? Aww jeeze doesnt look like anyone else comes out the house Chris, man we gotta find the guy that did this buddy. Keep keeping on we'll find 'em.

>>213652821
The one I'm talking about is the little girl voice saying "this is our home" when they go upstairs. It's a guy cop just looking around the house before they knew anyone was dead. There is no reason anyone would fake that. And it's in the raw footage from the police department.

>>213652889
>Ho ho ho, for this Christmas, you get the bullet

>>213652824
Could even be a demonic haunting too, because of all the trauma and intense feelings in that home where it happened. Demons love places like that, and the ghost of Shannan, or the kids seen in the windows, could easily be demons. But, possible their souls are stuck their because of the traumatic and untimely death

why do men cheat on their wives so often but wives rarely cheat on their husband?

>>213648562
Shahahannanan killed dem keedz

>>213652889
https://youtu.be/ncCloB3b_jM
>cece crying throughout most of the video
Lynchian

>>213652917
Yeah, ive heard that a couple of times. I have headphones that dont suck so I hear shit like that. Theres a point where you hear a girl say "mommy please?" But I'll let you find that on your own.

>>213652889
Thanks anon. the slow waddle he does in that vid always gets me

It really takes a monster to choke yout daughter as shes asking you why you did it to her sister.

Why did he kill the kids though

>>213647223
He was operating on 3 hours of sleep, jacked up on caffeine patches from his wife's mlm company and worked overtime at an oil refinery. He looked old as shit despite only being 32.

>>213653026
He wanted that stanky any boi, but seriously, I dont know. Shannon, I hate to say that I understand, but the kids? Nah dude.

>>213653015
He was in a fugue state. Thats what anons mean when they post assdruk memes

>>213653042
And a fucking tarheels fan.

>>213652821
You do know there were people in the house at the time? It’s like all the brainlets saying they saw a ghost of one of the girls when it was actually the neighbor’s daughter.

>>213651685
The funny thing is Chris proposed to Shannan. He literally made the bed.

>has kids, a wife, nice house
>throws it all away

Retard

>>213653061
Do we have toxicology on him? I wonder if he was sober or fucked up on something. But realistically maybe running on adrenaline

>>213653087
Why would the neighbors daughter be in an abandoned and watched over murder house?

>>213653115
Can they test for assdruk?

>/tv/ has never been ass druk

theres no reason why he's in jail

Imagine being the neighbor who ratted on him and then got to watch his property value plummet for living next to a murder house
What a dumbass

>>213650111
holy kek

>>213653188
I bet that dude is still there, whole fucking neighborhood is a shambles now but bro is still there with backwards cap watching his CCTV.

>>213646854 (OP)
I'd say, in most context, that killing your wife and kids is wrong.

>>213653262
It is weird he had his cam on their driveway, but without it..would have never been caught? Or would it be figured out a short time later?

>>213653262
>still ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

>>213651549
Not anymore.

>>213653312
Chris was so assdruk he fucked up way before the CCTV was in play, it just made it easier.

>>213651243
>this has been proven by science
Pff hahaha oh no lmao he thinks the study of physical phenomena applies to the immaterial hahahaha

>>213652889
absolute rare chris goldmine itt
proud of you

>>213653351
Thats not what I asked dipshit

>>213653312
Wife/kids go missing and all suspicion is instantly on the husband
It wouldn't take long for them to discover their bodies which he buried at his worksite
Only thing he could've done at that point is flee to another country

>>213653370
>.would have never been caught? Or would it be figured out a short time later?

>>213653026
He wanted to wipe the slate clean and go a new life with his gf. Kids are a hamper on your social life.

Was Chris Watts an incel?

>>213653378
Where he'd eventually get caught.

>>213653026
The real answer is than shanan ruined them. They were unsalvageable.

>>213653437
He had a fucking wife and two daughters, what do you think dumbass?

>>213653408
you mean damper, and I never want to see your laundry room.

>>213653437
He was an Asscel
He had sex but not in the hole he wanted

>>213653514

>>213651549
Mexico they'll either kidnap you, extort you or kill you or all 3. Unless you look brown and speak spanish you have a better chance at over seas

In the strictest sense, a man's wife and children are his property. No actual wrongdoing occurred.

>>213649443
>innocent

One day you'll get assdruk, it'll happen,

The scent of the booty will caress your nostrils

When that moment happens, you must remember the fable of Chris Watts.

>>213653485
he has the same misogynistic ideas as incels do though.

>>213653485
and a mistress

>>213653026
They walked in on him strangling his wife when she was asleep he straddled her from behind and choked her out at night and the kids walked in they were witnesses which is very unfortunate

>>213653572
They will, because they've worked with the US government many times to catch fugitives as send them back to the US. Or, try them there in Mexico. So basically, its a myth.

>>213653593
women practice Bitchcraft and think all sunlight eminates from their increasingly smelly snatches. They are fun for at most 6 months.

>>213651108
Are these posts made ironically or are there really this many faggots on /tv/?

>>213650111
She had a vacuum anus

>>213648946
Nobody said anything about a war you antisemite.

>>213653622
Even non extraditable countries if the US really want you they'll put a bag over your head, ship you to the US and jail you

>>213651172
Nice cuck lawn. Do suburbanites really?

>>213653759
Yup.

>>213651542
I thought it was going to change into supporting him after that lel.

>>213651879
Is this one of those "chink historians say that lang ding actually invented this in 305AD but it was only used once and never ever brought up again" type of things?

>>213653312
He literally called the school the morning after and said they wouldn't be going to that school anymore

>>213653526
kek

>>213653889
Yeah, and wanted to build a slingshot to send them to the moon

>>213653115
He was sucking down Shanon's speed patches like they were cokes (at her request(demand))

>>213653916
>Hello, is this Horizon Sky Rentals?
>I want a heli sight seeing tour over the nearest volcano
>just me and a couple barrels

>>213653613
not the case. He says he broke up with her that morning and she said, "You'll never see those kids again." he choked her to death whilst she was very much alive, then the kids walked in

>>213650907
Merely a coincidence…

>>213651073
Indeed the bum maker what a horrifying picture cursed picture