Thread 213647298

MARDI
You fuckin cunt, name the last fuckin movie you watched and what the shit you thought of it

stop posting cute girls

>>213647298 (OP)
Burn After Reading
Funny as balls

>>213647298 (OP)
She's so adorable.

Fantastic Four: First Steps. It was fine.

Been watching tv shows lately. Three weeks ago I watched Fury Road>trilogy>Furiosa. Furiosa was fine (for dumb fun), the shitposting was overblown. Trilogy was of its time and feels pretty meh now. Fury Road didn't make a big enough impact the first time I saw it but it's almost certainly the forever peak of the IP and can be counted among overall favorites.

>>213647298 (OP)
The Naked Gun 2 and a half.

Meh

>>213647298 (OP)
Movie?

>>213647351
This desu. It triggers my AGP.

>>213647996
41% and higher faggot

>>213647298 (OP)
uhhh uuu uuuuhhh eeeh

>>213647298 (OP)
>>213647996
Mommy

>>213648552
You just know.

Class Action Park, if we count documentaries, about the highly unsafe Action Park, pretty entertaining in detailing all the absurd rides, but also kept the focus on the victims that died as a result of their negligence and what a sleazeball the owner was. It'd be easy to just concentrate on the wacky unsafe rides and how ridiculous the anything-goes atmosphere was, but killing six people with your park does warrant getting raked over the coals.

v for vandetta
not as good as i remember, maybe it's because of all the guy fawkes anonymous faggotry

She's cute!

>>213649025
It waters down the book too much and makes it more straightforward good guys and bad guys, but V himself remains cool with a fine performance from Weaving.

>>213647298 (OP)
M3gan 2.0. It was fun.

>>213647298 (OP)
Post the webm, you know the one.

Toxic Avenger 3
Pretty pretty good

>>213649789
I do not

>>213647298 (OP)
new naked gun. I turned it off after 20 min as I smiled once... oj's son.

>looks better in random paparazzi photos than in red carpet or glamour shots photos

She has a great natural look.

Weapons
Pretty fun, the main actress is ugly though

>>213647298 (OP)
This is the hottest woman who ever exist. Prove me wrong, you literally cannot.

>>213647298 (OP)
Weapons
Pretty fun, the main actress is a cute though

I watched the accountant 2 and don't know how they fucked that up.

>>213650211
>lacroix
DROPPED

>>213647298 (OP)
I like her nose.
Her face overall is very appealing.

>>213650735
She looks like the type of women who would be open to give you a blow job while you take a shit inside a gross waffle house bathroom as long as you pay

>>213650845
Women like this hang out at waffle houses?

>we need a small but rambunctious blonde girl
>she's already ready the script sir

Who is this lot lizard tranny?

>>213650900
What a virgin

I love adorkable petite women

>>213647298 (OP)
Goldfinger.
Pretty great movie, even with the last act rushed as hell.

Eddington
Ari Aster once again making an entire movie to whine about what a giant millennial faggot he is, passing judgment on every generation besides his own. Seems like an exhausting person.

>>213651173
Is it like five hours long like his last two films? Dude needs a producer supervising him to stop him going full self-indulgent.

why does she look eternally 14 years old it's freaky. i couldn't believe her as a teacher in weapons she looks so young

>>213647996
based

>>213651569
Clean living? She's 31 and married, so she should on paper be able to play roles like a schoolteacher.

>>213651551
Only two. Despite how I feel about him and his faggy eternal victimhood, it was entertaining enough and was closer to what I wanted out of Civil War.

>>213651551
2 hours 30 minutes

>>213647298 (OP)
The Core.
Absolute shite.

>>213652129
more like The Snore

>>213651663
what has she been up to? She was supposed to be the breakout star of Ozark and I feel like she's just now getting work

>>213651652
>based
Thank you anon that’s very kind.

>>213652977
She just had Fantastic Four and Weapons back to back, this seems like a breakout year for her. Other than that she did some horror films and thriller films. She's in a miniseries about FTX as well.

>>213652977
Maybe she avoided getting Ruth-like roles because it's too early in her career to be typecast.
All her other roles are very different from Ruth.

>>213653533
also a fellow swiftie? super based anon!

>>213654267
Yes anon, us AGP sufferers do have a type.

>>213654961
i would call us enjoyers instead, we don't suffer it..

>>213655105
>>213654961
>>213654267
bro either start talking about movies or fuck off

>>213655187
last movie i watched was m3gan 2.0 and i thought it was mid

>>213655105
What a lovely Emily Jean pic!
>i would call us enjoyers instead, we don't suffer it.
I do feel quite a bit of shame after every filthy AGP-fueled wank sesh tho....

>>213647298 (OP)
Superman
Loved it

>>213651569
Good genes

>>213655404
you just gotta push through those feelings, you'll feel like it's all alright after a while (if you ruin them)

why is there some fuckin weirdo spamfagging some touchy feely bullshit about nothing?

she looks like she fucks gentiles

>>213647298 (OP)
Sudden Impact
It was there. Slightly funny for him to get a newfangled super gun and I've never seen it otherwise, the magnum is all that's iconic.

>>213655509
Thanks anon! I feel a little bit less shame each time. :)

>>213655621
good girl, keep up keeping on!

>>213655525
I have no idea.

>>213655574
Well, yeah.

>>213655651
>good girl
It feels good to be a good girl. And so many nice anons keep encouraging me and triggering my AGP.

>>213655736
oh i'd love to encourage a lot more over discord..

>>213655763
Oh yeah? To have me all to yourself?

>>213655834
cute girls deserve to be shared

>>213655870
I have been passed around a few times before t b h

>>213655966
of course you have, and im guessing you're underestimating how many times too..
anyways add me if you want i gtg anone4563

>>213647298 (OP)
Which

What the fuck is this thread ?

>>213655621
the red carpet is more thicc than her

>>213658168
Some fuckin lunatic won't stop samefagging some faggoty jerk off session that has nothing to do with anything. He seems to be lost and looking for /b/

>>213647298 (OP)
Blow

It's like a poor man's Goodfellas, but about smuggling drugs instead of the mob. I couldn't feel bad for the dude despite the film clearly wanting you to pity him, because he made just so many retarded decisions. Depp was kind of phoning it in and everyone else in the film is far more entertaining, particularly his Columbian partner guy and the Pee Wee's Adventure guy playing the gay hair dresser dude. I also found it hilarious how much better Depp looks than the real guy and I wish I looked good enough to steal this look.

>>213658474
I mixed this movie up with Chocolat and was wondering when chocolate would be introduced to the plot.

>>213647298 (OP)
I watched Iron Giant with my nephew.
Almost made me cry.

I checked out Thunderbolts, it was pretty decent. A little rushed.

>>213647298 (OP)
It was the Monday Mystery Movie this week; a movie called Relay. It was a solid thriller/spy-ish movie. It had a unique premise in that a lot of communication between characters took place through a phone relay service for deaf and/or mute people.
I would recommend to people and I would watch it again.

>>213655694
She's pretty.

>>213647298 (OP)
What's up with this outfit? Its like adult at the top and zoomer at the bottom.

Fantastic4
mid

>>213647298 (OP)
wepon

>>213661405
pretty freaky huh

>>213647996
>>213654267
>>213655105
>>213655621
>>213655651
>>213655763
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>>213656028
Holy AGPkino desu

>>213663152
Thanks anon! Have a TayTay.

>>213650030
why she wears gloves tho

>>213663450
It was COVID era

How much would you be willing to pay for a picture of her showing off a really sweaty armpit

The Surfer
Kino

>>213663507
oh so it's because she's a sheep who does whatever the MSM tells her to, got it

>>213664047
Or because the shop she was shopping at required it in order to shop there at the time.

>>213649064
need me a gf

>>213647298 (OP)
Big month for her

>>213647298 (OP)
Weapons, I liked it a lot.

>>213647298 (OP)
Watch out, she's packin' heat!

>>213647378
I know man. It kills me

It was uh....

>>213653558
She was pretty much a main character on Ozark

I haven't had a thing for a celebrity in many years. God this side boob.

Post more of this qt, I don't watch movies or series, but I'm in love with her, looks like my boss.

>>213666075
I know that, I mean since Ozark ended. I thought she'd be a big star after it but was fairly low profile for a while. Definitely having a breakout year now though.

>>213653558
damn she's mogging that chinkcel savagely

>>213666522
Don't talk shit about Jessica Henwick, she's a treasure.

>>213666547
I liked her a lot in Matrix and wished she had a better film.

>>213649828
Watched Sgt Kabukiman
Going through the Troma catalogue
Also pretty pretty good

>>213653558
you just know

>>213647996
Relentlessly horrible. Makes the Sarah Gadon poster look normal by contrast.

I watched The Devil's Advocate. It was a little silly.

>>213647298 (OP)
Caligula and Messalina. Legitimately one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Makes Tinto's Caligula look coherent.

>>213647298 (OP)
qt

>>213666457
Why the fuck does anyone have pics of that?

>>213647298 (OP)
godzilla tokyo sos. I thought the fights were pretty good, but godzilla was sidelined thematically he was just a jason vorhese thing. in the past zilla's perspective was taken into account and his representation as an elemental sin of mankind was more respected and acknowledged. not so with this one, so it was disappointing

>>213647298 (OP)
>Morning, anon

>>213647370
All the stupid little dances Brad Pitt does in that movie kill me every time

>>213668015
....Osborne Cox?

>>213647298 (OP)
she was really how naked and coated in silver paint

>>213647890
It's a series of pictures displayed fast enough to give the impression of motion, but that's not important right now

>>213667908
I want to romantically cuddle with her if you know what i'm sayin

>>213655445
That doesn’t look 14

>>213655445
Wait she's not actually a hillbilly?

Evil Dead Rises
Too dark to see shit. I fucking hate recent movies. They're almost all too dark. I feel like I'm litening to an audio drama when there is a fight and it's too black and blurry to see anything.

>>213669569
It's called acting, anon.

>>213670897
I wonder what those plastic trinkets go for on the retard collector market.

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>>213647996
>nose below ears
she's an ugly kike with plastic surgery, you can always tell

Was it good casting?

>>213647298 (OP)
Widows (2018). It was terrible.

>>213671788
> plastic surgery, you can always tell
There are photos of her from when she was a kid, she looks exactly the same.

>>213669192
>Martha Marcy May Marlene (MMMM)
Fun fact, the movie's abbreviated title is identical to the noise male and lesbian viewers make when Lizzy Olson's tits are shown

>>213667908
She did her hair before taking this. People with jewfros only wake up to a messy unruly bush on top of their head.

>>213672525
never mind if she was going to be getting plastic surgery early on, it would been for her curved nose

>>213672068
I had thought that was for this.

>>213647298 (OP)
Zoolander
Retarded but grew on me by the end

>>213673594
No that's from Inventing Anna

>>213673594
Ok come on, that chick was infamously ugly

>>213674547
Is what it is.
>Julia Garner is set to star in a Netflix limited series titled "The Altruists" about the rise and fall of FTX, playing Caroline Ellison. Anthony Boyle will play Sam Bankman-Fried in the series, according to various news sources. The series will explore the relationship between Bankman-Fried and Ellison, two individuals involved in the FTX cryptocurrency exchange scandal.