Thread 213647307

Women in 2025 would rather watch decades old kung fu movies over current day slop

Great flick btw

https://youtu.be/MrMiDEsUAl4?si=hGfnQ1DsJJSNEi6m

>>213647307 (OP)
No they don't. They know their audience is dirty old men and she's catering to you. They actually hate these movies.

Kid, she's being PAID LIFE-EARNINGS-WORTH to sit on a couch and watch "something" because YOU want her to.

>>213647307 (OP)
i hope people who watch youtube reactors are top of the list for trumps death camps

Where are the Cassie chads at ?

I just watched Wheels on Meals actually. That story sucked but the fights was kino.

>>213648492
That’s pretty common for the Chan. Weak story but good fights and stunts

>>213647307 (OP)
that's not a kung fu movie

for me it's Vkunia

>>213647307 (OP)
Really? Maybe modern women arent so bad after all.

>>213647307 (OP)
>every top reaction channel is just a bland safe generic late 20s-30something white girl who has the most safe opinions.
>every midtier is some white girl with a brown or black guy who does all the actual work. Sometimes they not even dating
>it's always some failed Hollywood actress who decides to start a reaction channel
>no younger generation channels discovering older movies just uninteresting girls who make sure to have a lot of makeup
>act really annoying but because their audience is older even more annoying men everyone tells her shes better than she is

>>213648845
>every top reaction channel is just a bland safe generic late 20s-30something white girl who has the most safe opinions.
This explains moist Charlie and Asmonbald

>>213648845
Don't forget
>filmmaker who amazingly hasn't seen any movies
>first time watching "I saw this when I was a kid"
>mid video ad break to tell you about patreon

>>213648873
No it doesnt those guys don't watch movies you dork

>>213648930
Like every other video on the moist channel is a movie review wtf. And for Asmon he still is the top reaction channel. Also Elvis the Alien is bigger than mid.

>>213647322
Wait can reactors afford shills or are these genuine threads? I genuinely can't tell the difference between a shill and a genuine reactor supporter.

why don’t you guys just create some ai bitch who will react to your favorite movies?

>>213648952
There's different kind of reaction channels. We talking about tv/movie ones here.

>>213649001
Moist has probably reviewed and reacted to more movies than most dedicated movie channels, he counts get over it also Elvis is still bigger than the mid tier mentioned

>>213648845
I saw an Australian chick react to Chasing Amy and she was getting upset and saying that a woman's past doesn't matter and the comments were calling her a whore.

>>213647307 (OP)
Maybe they would watch new kung fu movies if anybody made them

>>213647307 (OP)
The weird little sex scene still ruined my childs brain, he pulls some girl into his room rips her panties off and goes to town. I was like Chinese guys have sex? I thought they did punched.

>>213648664
Watch the reaction there are tons of fights in it

>>213648957
I am a genuine cassiechad

>>213649040
Mary Cherry?

>>213649095
There’s a much steamier sex scene with Lauren Holly in this it’ll blow their socks off

>>213647307 (OP)
I watch a LOT of reaction channels:

Biggest problems:
> they're all in competition, so once one of them watches a movie, the rest have to come out with their own reaction of the same. This results in a dozen or so channels all reviewing the same film
> younger reaction channels who don't know enough history to recognize the characters. Examples of this would be how many young people don't understand the references in the first scene of "The Naked Gun"

In come cases, I will stop in the middle if the reactor misses a simple point or talks over or skips something important

>>213648692
Woman on the left looks a lot like someone I new decades ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu-2BZ5GXE8&t=40s

>>213648906
> film maker who hasn't seen any movie
the same happens on the music review channels, where they haven't heard anything recorded before 1980

>>213649040
I saw one of the channels where the feminists were reacting to Fast Times at Ridgemont High. It was everything you would think it was

>>213649424
It's not the reviewer its the patrons who see someone else make a review and immediately bring it over to others. Because the community is so small and the patreons are all the same guys thr same kind of content gets pushed, but that points back to the fact older men are the reason we have no diversity in reaction channels

And the worst thing is how these guys over reward or spoil her so she puts lesseffort I and becomes conceited

If I could kill one kind of person it will be people who love how "down to earth" a reaftor is then immediately blitz her with praise so she becomes a cunt because of the

>>213649529
Pretty much this is the case I can confirm

>t. Former paypig

>>213649529
I never understood the patreon thing. I get that it may be the patrons driving the playlist; but it still results in 1/2 a dozen people all doing the same thing

Interestingly, this has also created a derivative channel, where they publish compilations of all the various reaction channels reacting to the same scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYSA0yqrfCY

>>213649631
The best one of these is Jackie Chan saying what’s up my nigga

>>213647307 (OP)
Bitches love China dick confirmed.

>>213649571
Do you guys like plan it out together or is it just a bunch of lone wolves not realizing you're all doing the same thing

>>213649687
Based and yellowpilled

>>213649631
The conpilations are actual jeets though. One even puts his face in the corne

>>213649717
I did not engage in that behavior

>>213649424
You need to stop

>>213649687
>>213649763
I have lots of bishes love China dick webms but I’m afraid it’ll get the thread nuked

One guy said in a previous there is a Discord where a bunch of people from the big reaction channels meet up and coordinate what movies will be posted. I seem to remember the dude from Cinebinge was sort of running things there, or maybe he's the one that mentioned it, or TBR Schmidt in a Q&A.

>>213649863
Some of it is interesting though. There are a lot of 'tribal reaction' channels, where people who live out in the middle of nowhere are shown modern inventions or products for the first time.

For example, here are two guys seeing a globe for the first time. They don't even know it's the earth:
https://youtu.be/ElAQ_3gG-7s?si=0A_2a-hw0AyFdML4

unintentionally funny thmbnail

I thought the idea behind reaction channels was to rewatch movies with appealing people.

Do you think Cassie likes her target audience?

>>213650060
ReactswithJax so far has had the best video for this.

>>213650102
>Cassie doesn’t respond to comments anymore :(

>>213649892
Yes I believe it is the Cinebinge guy who runs it

>>213650138
>ReactswithJax
I question why a woman her age is still obsessed with going to disneyland so often but goddamn she can get it anytime

>>213650316
I like it when above ordinary attractive women are wholesome on the inside

>>213650171
she never did as far as I could tell, or only a taken reply here and there. she was only doing damage control this one time.

>>213649978
She's got some fucking nose on her

>>213650377
She’s responded to my comments several times earlier on but I feel like once she got past like 200,000 subs she stopped

>>213650440
Just pay for the Patreon sub, it’s cheap and you can tell Cassie what to watch.

>>213650239
I ajust can't even watch that channel. I hate the girl so much and that dude is a dork who got friendzoned

But what exactly does he run

>>213650440
It's not

>>213650478
>But what exactly does he run


An underground white girl sex slave network .

why is Carly hanging around Cassie's husband all the time

>>213650478
George definitely has a higher body count than Simone. Can't prove it, just what I feel.

>>213649978
Why the fuck would you want to watch some fat uggo react to a movie?

>>213650538
Simone has virgin girl energy. George at least knows he’s a cuck but has sex

>>213650239
any more info on this on what they do and operate? it's (mildly) mind-blowing to me there is a reaction channel syndicate operating in the shadows, run by that dude of all people.

>>213650620
It’s his clout. There’s a reason why he can summon Cassie to Cinebinge despite having half her following

>>213650440
Works on my machine

>>213650605
I didn't, just thought the thumbnail was funny

>>213650675
explain his clout, because I don't see it.

>>213649767
>The conpilations are actual jeets though
Most of the audience probably are as well

>>213650723
He's just confident. Confidently wrong most the time but those are the kind of people that generally take over the group. Especially when the group is some socially awkward YouTube reactors

>>213647307 (OP)
Dragon is western drama/romance slop though.

>>213649040
Honestly I like the ones who push back a little instead of pretending that a millennial woman would have the same taste as lonely boomer men

>>213649169
It’s a biopic and it’s American. If anyone asked you for kung fu movies and you said Dragon: The Bruce Lee story instead of Dragon Inn of The Seven Deadly Venoms no one would take you seriously

>>213649978
Where the bad?

>>213652166
The movie is

>>213650499
Probably. He's mentioned that he's worked in porn before. Idk what's going on in Canada but it's nothing good.

>>213651766
Americans don’t watch King Hu dumb dumb know thy audience e

>>213652540
>you suddenly remember the time fucking Cherie Deville guest starred on Cinebinge

Theres something weird about channels like Reel Rejects or CinePals. They're too produced and both led by some brown mutt guy and all the people that come on feel like failed improv actors.

Max comfy kdrama reactor

>War Games reaction
>NORAD is fooled by the game and is tracking a bunch of fake launches
>"can't they just look at the sky?"
What would you say is Cassie's IQ?

>>213648957
>can reactors afford shills
They make between $50,000 to $200,000 a month, and the overhead is sitting in bed watching a movie and the $3 it costs from Amazon
They could pay to have 24/7 Cassiethreads all day every day until the end of time

>>213650478
You underestimate just how bad people are with planning and organizing.
If you can plan and schedule a bunch of 20-something drug addicted girls' film shoots for porn, you can do it for e-celeb reactors.

>>213650605
Kaiielle is ok really

>>213653471
Cassie is probably like 90 iq

>>213653731
Kaille is nice it’s a shame people call her ugly all the time

>>213653471
Cassie is literally the "trad christian wife" stereotype. Her life consisted of getting pregnant, watching romcoms, and teaching chinese kids english online at night. You don't talk to this girl outside of pleasantries.
It's like Mad Men, where Don goes for uglier, yet smarter women than his wife.

>>213653643
I just don't understand what needs to be coordinateur between réaction channels. The first comment made it seem like this was why all the channels were reacting to the same movies at the same time, which seems to defeat the purpose. I'd imagine channels prefering to carve their own paths instead of blindly following trends for diminishing retturns, but as always I must be too naive.

>>213654060
Lmao I remember Cassie mentioning she was teaching Chinese kids English at night but didn’t know it was a trad Christian wife stereotype lol

for me it's
>Spilling the Milk
>Sorta Stupid
>Cinema Gek
>Badd Medicine
>Mr Video
women are not funny or entertaining

>>213654090
I don't think that there's a strict organization where they are all colluding together.
Most likely, one channel will react to a movie/show and get hit with all the copyright claims based on screentime/music.
They will then relay this information to other reactors to help them avoid this problem.
Because a reactor has already done the leg work of finding out which sections of the movie/show gets claimed, everyone else can use that work to create their own video.

Let's say we are both react channels and I watch a movie where there's a song in the middle of it that gets claimed. I post about it on the discord, warning everyone about this. You then in your own reaction, make sure to cut the audio in advance so that you don't have to deal with YouTube claim system.

>>213654272
makes sense, tks

>>213654156
It doesn't have to be Chinese, but once your kids grow up a bit and start being more independent, your wife wants to keep herself busy by taking on a side job.
For a Mormon-ish girl like Cassie, it's probably some missionary shit where you teach Africans, Asians, etc. how to speak/read english because... Jesus- and then you bring them to the Mid-west to pump up Christian numbers.

>>213654060
>>213654156
>teaching chinese kids english online at night

which video was this

A trad Christian wife sounds kind of great.

also
>actually reacting to GoT

ngl might become a patreon paypiggy cassiebros, never thought this day would come

>>213652638
The 2 channel owners are brothers

>>213654502
It's alright if you don't have to converse with her or spend time with her

>>213652638
They all live in LA don't they? LA is filled to the brim with failed actors/comedians/influencers

>>213654574
I mean you shouldn't marry someone you share no similar interests with.

>>213654218
Sebscreen can be funny when he's not watching kid shit.

>>213654218
I hate that fat faggot on Sorta Stupid.

Our girls finally moved to another country and moved in together.

>>213647307 (OP)
Everything women who stream online do is performative and for male attention and their simp money
Literally 0 exceptions

>>213654719
Are the lesbian couple going to watch Samurai Champloo after finishing Bebop?

>>213650537
mormons spend a lot of time with extended family

>>213654719
They're so dumb it's amazing

godfather part 2 fucking when

extremely autistic thread

KINO

>>213654446
I can’t really remember, it might have been in the reaction for Cinderella Man but I’m not 100% sure

>>213654396
White “open minded” women usually go to Asia to find themselves and spend time in Buddhist temples and shit

>>213656168
So what's with her hair? It's fake right, but why? She got cancer or some shit?

>>213656168
I like how she does 30 minute essays on the films but she watches too much slop

I've updated my Cassie.

>>213656322
Who is this new Cassie?

>>213656322
Most of these new Cassie’s don’t last a year

>>213654514
Cassie should tap out of GOT and react to Better Call Saul

>>213650102
based Craig fuckin patrollin thots

I'm not really into this kind of shit, but what is the best reaction to American Psycho?

>>213657079
Cassie

>>213647307 (OP)
Reaction videos are a truly sorrowful happenstance.

>>213657347
Your face is a truly sorrowful happenstance

>>213657347
not always sorrowful. This reviewer seems to genuinely enjoy the stuff they're watching:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I5QCH6oenk

>>213647307 (OP)
Haven't checked her channel lately, sometimes her patrons make her watch lots of boring shit

>>213648692
I like that polish kitten, she's sharp

>>213657761
Yeah the well known boomer take over of her channel a well known phenomenon

>>213657794
She dated the Chinese man from Cinebinge

>>213648906
This reminds me of that new channel Sam something or other, white mid with a guy. They act like the biggest retards when it comes to their movie reactions, like seriously they act live they've never seen a movie before.

Her gaming channel is a little better but if she starts a new game just skip to video 3 because she takes a heck of a long time to figure out how to play.

>>213656168
TFW no autistic gf to watch movies with.

i dont fw couple / black reactors tbqh but these two are fun

>>213658448
source?

>>213657761
Yeah, it's another case of the boomer paypiggies, once they set their sights on a popular react channel they band together and start forcing them to watch the most boring shit imaginable, the sort of movies the substitute teacher used to roll the TV into the classroom for. They're the worst. After that it's the trekpiggies who try and get them to watch every trek season and every movie. I think she got hit with both at the same time, that's why her channel has been kinda boring for 2 years or so, but unlike others it looks like she managed to survive it.

>>213659210
That's why I prefer Just trust Ash, the Iranian gets too enthusiastic sometimes but the bong ginger is cool and they wach entertaining movies

>>213659070
>source
his azn lil bro fantasies

>>213659283
>male reactor
Ewww, what are you, a homo?

>>213659070
An anon did some digging

>>213658872
Genuine black reactors are the GOAT.
Not those grifter ones though. Good on them for the hustle, but it ain't real.

>>213659283
>>213659646
not that anon, but sometimes you need male reactors, especially if it's reacting to a movie that the women wouldn't understand. For example, this is a perfect reaction to "Death Wish 3"; the over-the-top masterpiece of the "Death Wish" series:

https://youtu.be/n6q19inPNbo?si=_GyI42a7qMTd4Lpj

>>213647376
was going to post this. pathetic easily manipulated OP.

>>213659866
No, I don't want to watch fat nerds and hear their shit takes. I want to watch cute girls and hear their shit takes. ps. Yes Death Wish 3 is awesome

>>213659866
Redlettermedia already did this one

>>213659921
who?

>>213659934
Mike, Jay, Jack, and Rich Evans

What is your favorite reactor archetype?
>The black couple that doesn't understand subtext and completely misinterprets films
>the eGirl watching boomer slop to farm patreonbux
>Guy In A Beanie that hates everything he watches and has a shitty mic
>The gay duo that sometimes has good videos but mostly just obnoxiously overreacts
>The foreigners who are borderline human trafficked into making reaction videos and obviously have some marketing agency pulling the strings
>The millenial male editing down a 2 hour movie into a 13 minute reaction video and does cam closeups every time he makes a joke (extremely popular for some reason)
>The two bros who started off decent but their channel devolved into watching 32 seasons of spongebob or some 90's soap opera
>The couple that hit viral success with the One Piece Live Action and are now forced into watching 1100 episodes of anime to maintain viewership

CASSIE IS WATCHING MORE HITCHCOCK this week

>>213660234
Source?

>>213660294
This time it was popcorn pick of the month which means she is actually developing cinematic taste
Love to see it

>>213647855
>"The poet must not avert his eyes" - Werner Herzog

>>213660377
Nice, To Catch a Thief is a kino one

>>213660479
Yeah I downloaded the Blu-ray remux of this recently so it’ll be perfect and comfy to break it in with a Cassie reaction. Hopefully she watches Notorious soon.

>>213647307 (OP)
I had a dream once where Cassie give me a really wholesome and affirming footjob...I'm not even into feet.

>>213660729
If I ever have that dream I hope I die afterwards

>>213648957
React content is basically a genre at this point. A lot of people watch it. It's not unreasonable to think that someone made a thread about it.

>>213648492
Wheels on Meals is based
It's one of those prolonged situational comedies Chan liked where the joke is that this nobody character is the hero

>>213660860
I saw City Hunter and did not know Chan was such a gooner

>>213649424
>In come cases, I will stop in the middle if the reactor misses a simple point

I'm a screenwriter (in my tiny country so calm the fuck down) and I watch reactors to see what they miss just so I know how retarded my writing has to be for normies to get it.

It's pretty alarming that practically none of them know whose arm it is in the shed in Jurassic Park. If they guess, it's always Muldoon or the lawyer.

>>213660200
Checked. I've never seen any but bros watching 32 seasons of SpongeBob sounds like it has potential.

>>213652638
>Reel Rejects
Roxy and Tara (although Tara's kinda wholesome) are the *dumbest* fucking bitches I have ever seen watch a movie.

>>213654218
Mr Video is a cool dude.

>>213661117
For me it’s that fat disabled unc with a heart of gold

>>213660200
>the slightly above average woman who fakes every reaction from laughs to cries and keeps looking to the side to check out the notes given to her by her team so she can impress men by "guessing" what happens next

>>213657422
Awkward Ashley is cool. She's a gross but loveable dork.

I’ll never reveal my artho reactfu her content is perfect right now. She doesn’t care about copyright and smokes weed on cam

>>213653471
That average/normal doesnt make sense since it encapsulates 90-109, a 19 pt difference compared to all other categories 9

>>213654574
You can say that about any woman regardless so it cancels out as being a reason

>>213661137
EOM Reacts? Yeah, he's a good guy.

>>213661376
YES love that nigga man

>>213660947
Wasnt it the firstguy that went down to flip it and it was before they realized the raptors were free? Balck guy?

>>213647307 (OP)
I do appreciate that she watched JFK

Pudgy kings RISE

>>213659749
lmao

>>213661549
Are you doubting the validity of Mr 4chan ?!

>>213661725
So many dads working at Nintendo...

>>213661520
>rise
nah, i'm good down here

for me, it's Duaffy* RIP

>>213660200
the vtuber https://youtu.be/PO9-F8_PqZo?si=seXhroUA51S2fpe-

>>213661911
did she died

>>213647307 (OP)
>>watch me watch her watching kino
what a timeline we're in

>>213662397
>timeline where Cassie exists and becomes popular
Best timeline :)

>>213662424
>Cassie is about to hit the wall and still hasn't created OF account yet

*2nd best timeline

>>213662477
>A woman who lived by her word and lived with dignity love and self respect.

Cassie has won at life

I wonder how Cassie will react to all the rape scenes in GOT

>>213663167
Like all women

>>213663192
Grim

Cassie should ready to Empire

React to*

Please excuse the phone fsggotry I deeply apologize to my fellow negrons

Notice she doesn’t react to black movies anymore lmao

>>213649038
React = say random shit anyone with half a brain could come up with = millions and millions of dollars in clownworld dystopia.

>>213663167
bro you are about to get all the basic bitch opinions GoT showfags had

>paypig piracy page for my favorite reactfu finally got updated after months
Let's goooooo, thank you paypiggies

>>213653553
I am not braindead so I dont watch reaction channels but I will say this, I watched a few videos just to see why people were shilling for her and she admittedly has a very good editor. If she watches a movie Ive seen all the story beats I recognize as crucial are there, and if its something I havent watched I can follow along just fine.
And just in case anyone says Im shilling, she is completely braindead and ditzy and offers no good or interesting commentary whatsoever.
People only watch her because she is le cute, but she is apparently married and has kids so even that parasocial relationship seems pointless.

>>213647307 (OP)
To believe this bitch, you’d have to assume that she made it to her 30s without having ever seen a movie.

>>213660200
>>The gay duo that sometimes has good videos but mostly just obnoxiously overreacts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZVntqxKp44
Not gonna lie, I have watched this specific vid many times despite how little I care for the screeching flamboyant people behind the mics. They are fucking hilarious at times

>>213647307 (OP)
This bitch is so fake

>>213647855
Reaction channels are the second lowest rung of YouTube channels. The lowest are the ones that make compilations of reaction channels. They’re even fucking lazier.

>>213659816
Everyday Negroes won me over when they called Tyrion Tyrone the entire run of GoT

>>213647307 (OP)
>ohmygoad I would be just like lauren holly in this movie
>ew a chinese guy get him away from lmao

>>213661249
Gib one movie as a hint

>>213648845
>be amerimutt
>see anything
>UMMM WHY SO MUCH WYPIPO WHERES THE HECKING WHOLESOME NIGGERINOS

>>213648930
>unironic usage of "dork"
Yup, its an Amerimutt.
And americans wonder why the entire planet laughs at them.

>>213654719
>Our girls finally moved to another country and moved in together.
Making stuff up on the internet again, are we anon?

>>213647307 (OP)
>kills her editor in you're path

>>213650102
>just admit you botched this reaction
>botched reaction
???

>>213660947
O.O smøl country? What one? I dun really know any reaction youtubers only reason I know of asmon is the bleedover into other stuff

>>213654218
Mr Video is fun. He's dedicated to his fans. He was in a car, not driving, someone else was, and the car got pulled over.
Cop smelled weed, got a dog, dog agreed, and everyone got busted.
Leo spent a month in jail and had his girlfriend record him during visiting hours and then upload the video to tell his fans what happened.
That was over a year ago.
They broke up and the bitch brought her new man to Leo's house when he wasn't home and robbed the shit out of him about a month ago.
He replaced his equipment, and is going strong again.
His Patreon stuff is on Kemono, but I watch his patreon only stuff there. I give him the views on his youtube stuff when it drops.
I don't pay for any Patreon, but I do give the ones I like their youtube views for their bumbers.
I also use uBlock, so no ads.

>>213654736
Chainsaw Man.
Apparently a bunch of people told them that it was too sexually suggestive, but both of them got Denji's character down by the second episode and had Makima as a dangerous bitch manipulating Denji at the same time. They also love Power. Before she was even in the show.

>>213666714
they do not edit their own videos lmao.

>>213650102
reminder that this is the one real criticism she ever got, and it lived in her head rent free for years. possibly still to this day.

>>213656322
I suspect that Berly is recently single with no kids.
She seems a bit soft. I think Mr Movies is trying to get his sister back into human contact after a bad marriage.

>>213665171
does she get her tits out anywhere or just teasing?

>>213660200
the obscure channel autistics who get maybe 5k views at most, and watch things they're actually interested in, and things that get reactions very rarely if ever.

>>213661520
You just know that Pudgey is with Spartan for some reason other than his looks.
Their Aussie banter with each other is fantastic.
So many triggered leftists in their comment sections always bitching about how Spartan is abusive and mean.
I'm just watching and appreciating that they give each other shit all of the time and they've been doing it for years. Pudgey easily gives as good as she gets, and I'm sure they both enjoy taking the piss out of each other.
I was mad for like a year when a bunch of commenters kept screeching about how Pudgey shows off her wonderful funbags and she went turtleneck longsleeves until she decided to just say fuck em and went back to wearing what she wanted.

>>213661911
I want to buy the guy who got her to watch this movie a beer.
She was so fun.

>>213665171
Alyska is not bad. She's less BPD, and far less tittytuber, but she is more consistent in her uploads.
I watched some of he Naruto stuff despite avoiding anime reactions in general, and the episode where the team is facing Zabuza was funny.
Naruto knocked the fuck out of the little twink following Zabuza around and Alyska immediately screamed "Eat shit Haku!" and I couldn't stop giggling.

>>213647307 (OP)
No women have shot taste in movies like 50 shades

>>213666754
She's a Canadian Mormon that immigrated to the US about fifteen years ago.
They aren't even allowed to watch R rated movies without special dispensation from their local church.
It's not a stretch.

I paid for her Patreon to get full length GoT reactions. I like to goon while she watches it.

>>213647307 (OP)
If doing a watch along of a guy trying out different types of paints to test their waterproofing brought them views, sponsorships or cucks like you, then they would watch those videos and declare themselves fans.

>>213647307 (OP)
It’s actually about his life. Did you know Bruce Lee broke his back doing some retarded lifting technique and it took him 3-4 years to recover.(he could’ve likely recovered quicker if he hasn’t used ancient Chinese snake oil nonsense.)

>>213669207
You need to go to kemono.cr and upload your patreon key to her channel.
No one else has yet.
Give us.

>>213669207
full lengths always suck fucking ass. you might as well just watch it normally. there is a very good reason why they pay editors for youtube.

>>213669347
It cuts the nudity though and I like her face when lewd stuff happens.

>>213661911
What happened to her?

>>213668981
Yeah lefties can't cope with the fact that Spartan doesn't consistently worship the ground Pudgey walks on and that most of the "misogynist" stuff on their channel (like their intro of Spartan kicking Pudgey down a well) is actually her idea because that's her sense of humor

>>213666887
Persona by Bergman

>>213669520
Dude, I saw comments where people were trying to find out a way to report Spartan to the cops in Australia just for the intro alone.
They were so fucking mad.
Pudgey was like "No, I made the intro that way on purpose!" and then those same retarded commenters started talking about how Spartan was gaslighting and abusing her to say that.
I'm not from Australia, but based on what I know about the country current year, Pudgey could have had Spartan locked up with one phone call if she didn't like their relationship.
She does it because she likes it. End of story.

>>213669129
Suzy Lu had the best Naruto reactions. She kickstarted the white girl watches anime trend actually

>>213669837
wat.
Are you retarded?
Supermechafrieza is disgusted with you.
I'm a bit disturbed at Jamie's unholy lust for Frieza, but she made a music video of her kidnapping Frieze for a date, and artwork too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uOZEdQ9ULU

>Cassie watching Dragon
>Jax watching Kpop
Amwf bros eating good

>>213647307 (OP)
They ruined modern cinema so they should stick to the goyslop they summoned

>>213668729
They're currently yelling about how much they're rooting for Denji to touch Power's boobs after he saved Meowy and her from the Bat Devil.
They're going to lose their shit next episode with Makima.

>>213661249
I know who you mean and I saw her first.

>>213671232
Nigga I patreon piggied to her for 3 months out of genuine support

>>213671232
>>213671264
you both win the prize of most pathetic person in the thread which is saying something

>>213671386
What are you gay or something ?

>>213671386
You should see my homemade reactor babecock/captions folder.

How have these react youtubers not watch some of the famous movies and TV shows up until they react to it on their channel?

>>213660200
>The couple that hit viral success with the One Piece Live Action and are now forced into watching 1100 episodes of anime to maintain viewership
who?

>>213671979
I want you to make a thread on /gif/

>>213659283
>Just trust Ash
I unironically get horny over his slampig girlfriend whenever she shows off her bong genes by retreating into her neck like a turtle. She looks like fun to be around.

>>213673226
Ash is at his best when he's intentionally trying to make Hannah vomit.
He's treating her like a toy for his amusement, which she totally is.
She's trying to change him because he activates some fetish she has based on his looks, but none of it is working.

>>213660200
>The foreigners who are borderline human trafficked into making reaction videos and obviously have some marketing agency pulling the strings
In my heart, I know this is the truth for Movie Munchies and Asian Angels, but I don't want to believe.

>>213673326
The girls who look like Vietnamese prostitutes are Vietnamese prostitutes

WHAAAAT

HUUUUUHHHH


BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLU

NO WAAAAY

>>213673326
>asian angels

Lmao

>>213673326
I'm pretty sure those two channel are run by a guy that used to be called Thor and has his own reaction channel with him and his asian GF. Something slightly off about him, but not sure it's straight up human trafficking or prostitution, maybe just low-level grifting, like he's exploiting his GF's relatives in her old country for easy simp money. Just my guess.

>>213673398
I don't want to believe, Anon. Please lie to me. Or at least let me believe I can order Hella as my mail order bride...

>>213673585
Yes what this guy said >>213673547
Some faggot is exploiting his rub n tug lifestyle in laws for ca$h

When Cassie gonna react to Salo

>>213666858
they're ok but it depends on what they're watching
they took shaun of the dead way too seriously lmao

Great reaction ngl

>>213654218
>spilling the milk
>”DUDE THIS MOVIE IS TRANSPHOBIC BRO!”

>>213657079
>tfw no schizophrenicly horny hapa gf
https://youtu.be/EWuU_KQHPBg?si=JHob3tDhWXwYK8us

Who is that older slut with the big tits on display?

>>213676115
Jax?

>Only reactor in the world reacting to old DC cartoons
>She’s a flaming commie

>>213647376
nah there's been a viral clip of it going around where bruce lee fights all these racists at their rec center, that's probably why people have been recommending it...I'm sure what you said it partly the motivation though

>>213676342
It’s honestly a really solid movie. The fight outside the kitchen is kino.

>>213676287
>Only reactor in the world reacting to old DC cartoons
Blind Wave are doing them.

>>213676885
They’re fake as fuck tho

>>213647307 (OP)
>dragon
>kung fu movie
is a drama film, more closer to a soap opera rather than "kung fu movie"

>>213677409
There are just as many fights in this as there are in enter the dragon

>>213647376
>>213676342
It was a poll for her husbands birthday, one of his favorite movies. Retards

>>213670267
lol Jesus Christ chinks are pathetic

>>213676287
This bitch is genuinely insane, one of the biggest woke liberal types i've ever seen. I started watching her stuff when she first started and was playing games. When dragon age veilguard came out and was so bad even her woke friends were shitting on it, it literally broke her brain and she had a meltdown.

>>213677557
funny enough to watch? the meltdown i mean

>>213676115
The only ones I've seen with massive milkers are Pudgey, Force of Light (two pairs), that one chick from Cinepals, and I think there was another, she had a District 9 and Boogie Nights reaction, all I remember is having the D9 one autoplay in the background one day and turning it off because she got completely bent over Wikus and kept calling him an asshole the entire video, so you can probably find her searching for that one.

>>213668981
>So many triggered leftists in their comment sections always bitching about how Spartan is abusive and mean.

Remember the patreon meltdown? That was Shaun of the Dead popcorn tier.

>>213660200
>the non-reactor

>>213678244
Are there any Vietnamese reactions to The Deer Hunter?

>>213678363
This is what real autism does to a woman

>>213649978
This beast is one of Cassie mods. Has her own channel but does actually react because she's dead inside.

>>213678363
>Husband is bubbly and excited about introducing his wife to a movie he likes
>Wife blankly stares and calls the movie dumb the whole time

>husband and wife reactors
>husband is never in the thumbnail
i ain't falling for that shit again

>>213667787
Nope, the moved to Spain.

>>213666754
It amazes me how fucking neets don't understand that normies have lives where they don't sit Infront of Thier monitors and cumsume all day. She's married, got a job, and three kids you fag

>>213678549
https://youtu.be/h7Zo_APNS-c?si=K_2XbQxBAl-Y-xPH

GAME OF THROOOOOOOOOONES

BrBa is coming probably this year.

>>213678792
She saw some BrBa and didn’t like it

>>213678113
Not familiar with that. Was it a video of Shaun of the dead? I searched but didn't find it. Did Pudgey flash someone or something? Was there a particular video where the comments were all out flaming?
I just know that without fail, there's going to be a couple butthurt leftists bitching about Spartan in the comments.

>>213669125
>its a smoking weed in his hotel room episode

>>213678792
Until the room stinks, goddamn.

>>213648492
Kino fight with Benny. Rumor was they agreed to not pull punches halfway through filming their fight.

>>213678682
looking at patreon price and paid members, she makes at least $250k doing this. it is her job. could be the conversion rates are fucking that.

>>213678973
She is in the top 1%. That is not normal

>>213650060
Reaction highlights?! Are zoomers so lacking in focus they can’t watch a whole movie?

>Jurassic Park
>Back to the Future
>Star Wars
>Lord of the Rings
>Predator
>Terminator
>The Mummy (1999)

>>213678817
Really? She watched first episodes and decided not to continue? After Ash telling her that Breaking Bad is like the best show in the world.
Don't tell me Last of Us will be next instead. It was second in the poll.

>>213678792
The best part was that this was the intro for The Red Wedding episode.
And then she's in tears at the end and Ash comes in grinning and giggling like a gremlin and talking about soggy food while she's losing her fucking mind.
This was a really good one.

>>213679028
All so tiresome

>>213647307 (OP)
this girl made her way into my feed regularly
she's good
she's genuinely immersed and gives a lot of stuff a fair shot
her playlist is pretty extensive too, better than most in the watchalong genre
her friend/sister is cute too

>>213669125
blegs shucking for boomer views has been a wild grift to see
the last bit of good will being absorbed by a bunch of cynical bloodthirsty cretins if you ask me

>>213679148
I just checked. 289K views.
Hannah doesn't even have a third of that in subscribers even now.
Hell, their main channel doesn't even have that many subscribers.

>>213647307 (OP)
>>213647322
That movie is so fucking stupid. Oh yes bruce lee had a kitchen job and he fought the entire staff. He was just a hollywood actor who participated in martial arts. He's not some fucking all great master.

>>213679422
It’s clearly more of a love letter than a true to life biopic.

>>213671232
>>213671264
Whomst

>>213679764
Can’t give away can’t let boomers find her

>>213678792
>>213679041
>>213679057
>>213679148
IS SYMBOLISM BRUV

>>213680157
>cassie wannabe

>>213677557
>Cop character appears onscreen
>Starts sperging out for no reason

>>213680065
gib one more movie she watches. thread's about to die anyway. fuck the boomers

>>213677557
Sounds based, what's her name?

>>213647307 (OP)
i loved that movie as a kid, haven't seen it in 20 years

>>213680650
Mishima

>>213680695
It holds up beautifully especially on the new gorgeous 4K disc they released.

>>213680915
good to know, i'll check it out. thanks.

>>213680891
Not a single reaction to that on youtube

>>213681373
Sorry I gave you the hint try harder

>>213680891
Not on youtube. I found her