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>>213647613 (OP)Is this the worst forced meme in the history of /tv/?
>>213647613 (OP)Unsatisfying movie.
>>213647613 (OP)Posted it again award
Forced meme award
Didn’t even bother watching this garbage, why would I want to watch a movie about how a goyslop chain made billions of shekels?
>gimme a uh... hmburer, fries, and a Coca-Cola
>>213647630no, that's >For You
>went strong for 10 years>actually was so bad at a point it got a lot of regular anons off the board
>>213647630>>213647676Please, serious discussion only. Thank you.
>this thread... it's 10% too crisp
>>213647613 (OP)Who is the actor of the guy working for McDonalds in this scene?
>>213647883Keaton Michael
>>213647883oh, that's Speedee Boy
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For me it's the McChicken.
>>213648083>that's how big your dick has to be to satisfy a woman
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>Sir, Mr. Kroc's on the phone. He's just had sex with your wife and wants to know, "and then what?"
>>213648083>he's right behind me, isn't he
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>>213647676posting in an award winning thread
I have to personally thank /tv/ for pushing me to watch this movie, its surprisingly great.
Boy, I could sure go for a McDonalds right now!
>>213647613 (OP)>Serious discussionwhy is the shake machine only broken at black McDonalds?
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>>213647630No the Baskin spamming nigger and his memes are all shit. THIS is one of his memes which IS shit but not the MOST shit. What's more shit is going into a Simpsons thread and seeing nothing but cram it and fund spammed every single post. It's the same dude replying to himself over and over day in day out every moment.
> - reposts as “serious” (like above), “contrarian” ..
Every single time. Mentally ill. How about you just fuck off back to the sharty instead, schizo?
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A reminder this trash spam thread is obviously the same redd*t faggot that incessantly floods the catalogue with pretty much all forced meme cancer on the board (founder, better man, prison/“mc content, joker, JigC).
Search “Sethy boy kekitskino bigcockcummer kiwifarms” (no quotes), it’s all his social ids if you want to connect the schizo discord dots yourself.
Sethy is certifiably mentally ill, compulsively obsessed with Simpsons / FG and male anal sex (“crust,” “rags). He hits on a single redd*t “joke” and spams and samefags it relentlessly
His MO is always the same:
- keep posting the cancer over and over, it has to be on the catalogue constantly, multiple threads, and he reposts fails after they slide again and again.
- samefags and bumps relentlessly (most of the replies here already)
- reposts as “serious” (like above), “contrarian” ..”why does it make you mad” or “what did X mean by this”
- can’t help himself and inevitably tosses his other cancer into the thred, like “QRD?”“b*skin Robbins,” “rockin’”, “kek, it’s kino” or some other obsessive tic.
- gets angry when called out, denies it, and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizo
Mentally ill people always stick to familiar patterns. Now that you know it, you’ll see it. It’s obviously him.
Deny his dopamine rush and do what must be done.
>>213650903>schizospammer triggered yet againYou're not using the copypasta that includes yolandi anymore? But you were so excited to use it recently, you spammed it around 15 times per day! Going back to a classic schizorant?
>>213651016A reminder this is never posted, except to spam up your spam. U mad, schizo? Fuck off or kill yourself. Problem solved.
>>213651250>this is never posted, except for the 400 other times that i was schizotic enough to post itRetard logic at its finest
>A lifelong Republican, Kroc believed firmly in self-reliance and staunchly opposed government welfare and the New Deal. Kroc donated $255,000 to Richard Nixon's reelection campaign in 1972, and he was controversially accused by some, notably Senator Harrison Williams, of making the donation to influence Nixon to veto a minimum wage bill making its way through Congress.
>>213647613 (OP)>The Founder (2016)WTF? No! I know for a fact that this movie came out like 2 years ago not 9! This cannot be. Fucking Mandela effect all over the place. I'm sick of it.
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>>213647613 (OP)Why do you think he was expecting silverware and plates when approaching this resturaunt?
>>213647613 (OP)When did you start Krocmaxxing? How is it going
>WHAT IS THIS
>WHATS THE GREEN STUFF??
>DID YOU SHIT IN THIS?
>>213650547Did their burgers really used to be THAT GOOD?
>>213650622>going into a Simpsons thread and seeing nothing but cram it and fund spammed every single postsounds keyed as fuck. perhaps you should stick with reddit?
>>213652834YOU BETTER GIVE THE FOUNDER AN EXPLANATION
>Hi.... Can I get a double cheese with a Cola
>............
>Hi... can I get a double cheese with a Cola
>>213650543they dunno how to operate it too complex
>>213647630Not even close. It's better than sneed, better than bane, and a trillion times better than ice cream fag.
>I'd like the Bane with a side of Big Guys
>>213653998Lol you made him a pajeet.
Good movie, no clue why this guy keeps pushing it as a meme though, he may as well be pushing Milhouse as a meme for how little sticking power it has
>>213654108So you liked the jokes in the movie?
>>213654108>multiple threads a day for over half a year>went mainstream within a week (the gamestop halo 3 post) >always gets 50+ replies>”it’s milhouse! no sticking power!”yeah, you’re coping hard. sneed’s over, dude, you need to move on.
>>213655021Where did they butcher the cow?
>>213655021Holy shit this is so fucking gay
>>213647613 (OP)>Me walking from McDonald's to the regal theater to watch the reshowing of The Founder (2016) with a fresh bag of fries and a McDeluxe hooped up and ready to go
>>213655544I don’t trust people. Take naps.
>>213652834Where the fuck did he even come from with his lettuce?
>>213655021what in the hell was "ORANGE" suppose to be?
>McFish or the McChicken
>Call it
>Frendo
A reminder this organic Founderposting meme thread is obviously about the same American entrepreneur that incessantly flooded the planet with hamburgers and “fries,” and Coca-Cola and the “Speedee” service system and endless (similar) goyslop .. pretty much all forced restaurants in the McDonald's franchise.
Search "Ray Kroc founder McDonald's" (no quotes), it’s all the relevant search terms if you want to learn the story of McDonald's founder Ray Kroc yourself.
Ray was obviously a genius, passionately committed to expanding the McDonald's franchise and accruing massive wealth. He recognized the potential of a "fastfood restaurant" (like hurrdurr people don't want to wait 20 minutes for food) and built a fast-food empire, with 16,000 restaurants, in 50 states, in 5 foreign countries, with an annual revenue of in the neighborhood of $700,000,000.
His MO is always the same:
- keep buying up plots of land where he wants to build a McDonald's
- leases said plots of land to franchisees who as a condition of their deal, should be permitted to lease from him and him alone (McDonald's is one of the largest real estate owners in the world)
- receives a steady, up-front revenue stream .."money flows in before the first stake is in the ground"
- has greater capital for expansion, which in turn fuels further land acquisition, which in turn fuels further expansion "and so on and so on" .."land, that's where the money is"
- gets angry when when franchisees deviate from McDonald's standard in service and quality ... uses the terms of the lease agreement to exert control over the franchisees
Successful businessmen always exhibit persistence and determination. Now that you know it, you'll see it. It's obviously him.
Honor his contributions and innovations in the restaurant industry and continue Founderposting.
>>213655889He sounds based. Gonna keep founderposting now.
>>213648083>Whats that you are holding? Can you eat it? Why arent you eating it then?
>>213656179Mood instantly lifted. Thank you for this.
>>213656179There are no free happy meals here. Everyone puts in work. You'll get your hands greasy like the rest of us
>>213647749its a good movie in the sense you get to see the first process of industrialization being applied to a normal mom n pop restaurant. but i agree that the end result wasnt anything worthwhile, but it's interesting to see that portion as an engineer minded person.
>>213655544>Whats a shot? How do you call it? Is it dangerous? Where can I get my own?
Baskin Roberts Fund Trust Band
>>213647847>10 years later and /tv/ still has hotheads
>>213656321 me
>>213655021 this is the part im referring to, among other things in the movie that touch on the same thing
>>213655514>Holy shit this is so fucking gaypeople like this are extremely retarded, there's nothing gay about that. it's cool as fuck, it shows creativity, foresight, planning, systems designing, systems refining. these are the traits of inventors, innovators, its admirable.
also these types of training/designing exercises were not solely focused on maximizing profit, but also ensuring worker safety. speed was important in fast food, and that meant accidents were too. so a large amount of this systems training they show in the movie is an attempt to prevent workers handling dangerous materials to ever have a movement where that could hot ingredient to shift, large box to move, etc, could potentially hurt someone.
I don't come here for a year, and this is your new meme? THIS fucking movie?
>>213656321McDonald’s wasn’t anything revolutionary when it went national. White Castle was founded in the 1920s. Kroc was a business genius no doubt about it but he wasn’t some industrialist pioneer forging new frontiers in fast food.
>>213656464Baskin Roberts
>>213656375>>213656488no one cares baskinfag
Based and Redpilled
Baskin and Roberts
The Founder is a burn local real one.....and that the truth!
>>213652811I've been foundermaxxing irl for the last couple weeks. I've visited most of the McD's in my area, always ordering "a uh... hmburer, fries, and a Coca-Cola," then acting confused when they ask what size fries and cup I want, asking where I can eat my food, where the plates and utensils are, staring at other customers eating their food, etc. This one semi-attractive white lady I was watching, she didn't say anything to me but was definitely giving me dirty looks, I think she thought I was looking at her daughter who was probably 5 or 6, but I really wasn't because she was busy watching her ipad and wasn't even eating. Oh, and I tried explaining to this one obese goblina cashier the one thing McDonald's has that other restaurants lack that make it so special, but she literally turned around when I was talking to her and walked toward the store manager and I got nervous so I left, which sucks because that happened at the McD's closest to me and it'll be awkward if I go back so soon and they recognize me. I also asked at two other separate locations if I could have a tour of the kitchen and they thought I was joking and just laughed. any McD's wagies have any advice on that? is it against the rules or whatever to bring someone back behind the counter for a quick walk-through of the kitchen? any general advice or tips on how to up my founder game?
>>213656718what exactly are you maximizing here?
being an annoying retard?
>>213656718Keep putting in work, burger man
>>213656745>he doesn't try to emulate the founder, ray krocngmi anon
>>213656718Sure hope you are wearing the short sleeve button up with a red tie.
>>213647630It'a literally a retard trying to force it on the board
I honestly feel bad for him but come on, he could at least push for shitposting that's funny or go to >>>/s4s/
>>213656888>It'a literally a retard trying to force it on the boardthe board is retards so its easy to assume its a lot of people.
if you dont like the joke just fuck off from the thread youre the weirdo for bitching about it.
I throw away all of my empty vodka bottles at the mcdonalds parking lot trash cans so i can hide them from my parents
>>213656919just give them directly to the homeless dude thats going to scrape them out. new drinking buddy acquired
JigC it's your cramberts
Rockin' trust band baskin
founderposting is not related to baskinfag and his horrible memes.
>>213656718You're mistake is visiting the same franchise, the founder went to multiple restaurants before he "found" the one. Try a Wendy's or in and out, or wherever you like. You'll know it when you see it. Goodluck
>>213656718Yeah man, overcoming that fear of managers is what's going to keep holding you back. Managers are also the key to getting the tour, the cashiers and cooks aren't going to help you there. Try practicing what you're going to say in front of the mirror before you go, driving an older car to the restaurant, and if possible, try to have a business card ready to give them when you speak to them. How is your bald spot coming along?
>>213657069Fuck you, newfag.
>>213656718>is it against the rules or whatever to bring someone back behind the counter for a quick walk-through of the kitchen?sometimes i just walk back there to grab a drink off their to serve shelf because i'm really tall and look like a murderhobo
>>213647613 (OP)One of the best business movies ever made
Definitely a bit corny at the start when they paint the Speedee system as some kind of mythical 60s utopia with perfect food and drinks. If you read reviews of McDonalds in its early days, you will notice they're similar to today's in criticising high sugar, fat, not being filling, being too expensive etc
>>213657081The business card is a great idea. Something like
>Anon Anonson>McDonalds efficiency specialist, FounderYou'll probably get free food testing
>I want a divorce
Pure kino.
>>213657083fuck you, sethyboy. your shitty forced memes don't hold a candle to founderposting.
>>213656888Checked.
It's OK he'll die soon and no one will remember his forced memes
>>213647613 (OP)>I'd like to take you to dinner>you're not really my type>ha no, I mean the 2 of you, I think you guys have the greatest restaurant I've ever seen and I know the restaurant business, I'd love to hear your story. Could a modified version of this work for asking a girl out?
>I'd like to take you to dinner. I mean it could work right?
Whats Mcdonald’s CRUST status
>>213656718>tour of the kitchenjej a streamer i watch did this and they let him in, probably because he was doing a bit pretending to be autistic
>>213647613 (OP)>serious discussion Why did this movie portray Keaton going to a synagogue and offering jews jobs as an evil thing?
>>213647630Yes. I still don't get it at all
>>213657331Never do a handshake deal on a reach around. Get that in writing
>>213657331>And how do I get it in?>You bust the crust, sir
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WHY AM I FORCED TO DISCUSS UNSERIOUS FOOD SERIOUSLY?
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LOL
>>213657331>where's the vagina?
>>213657331>he was gay, Ray Kroc?
fun fact: 1 in 3 restaurants close within 1 year of opening
fun fact: 15% of ALL restaurant revenue in the ENTIRE world goes to McDonald's
>>213647847Ten years? That's extremely long...
>You think there’s a difference between McDonald’s and Burger King? There isn’t. It’s the same meat wearing a different crown. Same salt. Same grease. Same grave you dig with your teeth.
>>213647613 (OP)> Serious discussion:OK. What Kroc did (creating a brand which would last generations) was far more impactful and important than the two McDonald brothers running their successful restaurant.
McDonald's, the brand, is the gold standard in the industry; the brand that every other fast food company in the world attempts to mimic (for certain things).
The film was OK. Better than nothing, but it's hard to make a decent film when there aren't enough real facts to keep people's attention.
>>213656919hahaha the ol water bottle trick?
>>213657869Ya, dude. No shit
>>213657331>you just...bust the crust? No condom or anything?>you just take your dick and go in raw>but what about HIV?>we are bug chasers sir