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Anonymous No.213647901 >>213647930 >>213648191 >>213648402 >>213648427 >>213648516 >>213648524 >>213648526 >>213648543 >>213648715 >>213649043 >>213649209 >>213649297 >>213649379 >>213649742 >>213650351 >>213650372 >>213650374 >>213650386 >>213650471 >>213650957
How did Hank and Marie afford such a nice house?
Anonymous No.213647930 >>213650284
>>213647901 (OP)
That's a basic bitch house in ABQ.
Anonymous No.213647941 >>213648359
Cops can make pretty good money plus they saved on a ton on household goods with all of Marieโ€™s shoplifting. Plus New Mexico is a fucking shithole so itโ€™s probably not that expensive
Anonymous No.213647948 >>213648632 >>213650416
Why didn't they have kids, just use ivf
Anonymous No.213647951 >>213648013
It's a Mc. Mansion in the middle of the desert.
Anonymous No.213648013 >>213648300 >>213649489 >>213650444 >>213650516 >>213650895
>>213647951
>Mc. Mansion
This term is meaningless
Anonymous No.213648191
>>213647901 (OP)
being a welfare queen fed gov employee is surprisingly lucrative
Anonymous No.213648266
They had no kids since Hank only shot with blanks and had to overcompensate for it
Anonymous No.213648300
>>213648013
To the underclass, a ranch house and a McMansion are the same thing.
Anonymous No.213648359
>>213647941
He's not even a cop, he's a Fed. OP thinks people with fucking federal law enforcement careers are poor for some reason.
And in top of that, they didn't even have kids, they must've been rolling in cash.
Anonymous No.213648402
>>213647901 (OP)
Their son was a successful sports writer for Newsday.
Anonymous No.213648427 >>213648448 >>213648558
>>213647901 (OP)
>How could a federal agent and a Cray technician afford a home in 2000s Albuquerque

Dork
Anonymous No.213648437
feds make a living wage. local cops do pretty well too with unions and side gigs.
Anonymous No.213648448 >>213648506
>>213648427
>Cray
*Xray
Anonymous No.213648506
>>213648448
she was a little cray
Anonymous No.213648516
>>213647901 (OP)
The original ending of Breaking Bad involved the Neo-Nazis killing Hank, Steve and Jesse in To'hajiilee and then Walter going home free with nobody knowing about his Meth dealings but the Nazis

I think that would have been better than severa episodes fixing supposed plot holes.
Anonymous No.213648524 >>213649044
>>213647901 (OP)
he was a top DEA man and she was a radiologist
Anonymous No.213648526
>>213647901 (OP)
It's in suburban New Mexico in the year 2008, probably purchased in the 90s for 250k tops. All you needed was 30k or so in down payment, the cost of a car.
Anonymous No.213648543 >>213648579
>>213647901 (OP)
Yeah, I,m guessing New Mexico is pretty cheap. Show makes it seem like a barren shithole with loads of space. Hank's worked for the force for all of his life, so he probably earned pretty well. Mary probably became a kleptomaniac lut of boredom. Seriously.
Anonymous No.213648546
beer sales
Anonymous No.213648558 >>213650348
>>213648427
THEY'RE THINKIN MACHINE SUPERCOMPUTERS MARIE
Anonymous No.213648579
>>213648543
Itโ€™s one of the poorer states in the country
Anonymous No.213648632
>>213647948
It would have disrupted the shows dynamic.
Only the Whites were allowed to have a full family. In the the others either a parent or child was dead or outcast.
Anonymous No.213648715 >>213649000
>>213647901 (OP)
>4901 Cumbre Del Sur Ct NE, Albuquerque, NM
>This house was built in 2004 and sold for $186,000.
>When BB timeline begins in 2008 the house was valued at about $200,000.

>Hank was almost certainly a GS13 Special Agent as journey level 1811s are typically GS-13s. Supervisors are usually 14s and above. Federal law enforcement officers also get a 25% pay increase called Law Enforcement Availability Pay (LEAP).
>This site (https://www.federalpay.org/gs/calculator) has data back to 2007. Hank was a 13, likely at least a step 6 or 7 based on years of service. A 13/step 7 in 2007 in Bernanillo county made $90,498.36 / year. Add on 25% and you get about $113,000 per year.

>Marie is a radiology tech pulling probably 50-70k.
Anonymous No.213649000
>>213648715
>This house was built in 2004 and sold for $186,000.
>>When BB timeline begins in 2008 the house was valued at about $200,000.
That's even cheaper than I thought
You cannot suffer in the United States of America
Anonymous No.213649022
Its Albuquerque

There's so much crime there that houses like that go for 200-300k. Before Covid it was far cheaper
Anonymous No.213649043
>>213647901 (OP)
Whatโ€™s the location on maps?
Anonymous No.213649044
>>213648524
Radiographer. A radiologist is a doctor specialised in xrays. She's the technician who takes the images.
Anonymous No.213649209 >>213649327 >>213650344
>>213647901 (OP)
>"Nice" house
>1 floor
>2 car garage
>That's the best they could afford in Albequrque
They were lower middle class
Anonymous No.213649297 >>213649720
>>213647901 (OP)
It doesn't look very appealing from the outside. It's very concretey.
Anonymous No.213649327
>>213649209
It looks like the floorplan is pretty large and they have a sand rail / 4wheeler garage off the (probably) finished basement as well.
Anonymous No.213649379 >>213649720
>>213647901 (OP)
nice house? that looks worse than the commieblock i live in lol
Anonymous No.213649489 >>213649720
>>213648013
It's a great description of shitty oversized tract houses in suburban america from the 1980s and onward.
Anonymous No.213649720 >>213649774
>>213649489
>>213649379
>>213649297
>t. bitter landless peasants
Anonymous No.213649742
>>213647901 (OP)
housing market crashed
Anonymous No.213649774 >>213649818
>>213649720
>t.
Subhuman internet addict detected.
Anonymous No.213649818 >>213650152
>>213649774
>I have no land and I must seethe
Anonymous No.213650152 >>213650241 >>213650325 >>213650442
>>213649818
I have land and a comfy sized 1100 sq feet house that is not 10 feet from the neareast neighbor's house, thank you very much, but keep projecting because you're triggered by the fairly innocuous term "McMansion" which correctly describes oversized suburban tract homes to be what they are.
As a "landowning" LARPer I don't see how the fuck you can defend the shitty ass 3000 square foot monstrosities that are 10 feet next to their neighbors with trashy ass fake yards you can't garden and throw a football across at the same time. You're worthless and pathetic and the fact you multipost to worthlessly project just shows it.
Anonymous No.213650241
>>213650152
>1100 sq ft house
lmaoing at your life
Anonymous No.213650244 >>213650329 >>213650329
Oh and the worst part of these fucking 3000 sq foot McMansions with more bathrooms than bedrooms is the fact that most of these shitty places don't even have real families anymore, and the rooms are just full of shitty consumerist junk.
Anonymous No.213650284
>>213647930
no its not. Its in the scottsdale hills it looks like
Anonymous No.213650325
>>213650152
>1100 sq feet house
lol thats not a house. a 2 bed apartment is bigger
Anonymous No.213650329
>>213650244
>>213650244
>consumerist
>is jobless and still lives with Maman
Lel you are a natural born comedian anon.
Anonymous No.213650344
>>213649209
a large single floor plan is a premium.
Anonymous No.213650348
>>213648558
Had to Google it but I get it now
Anonymous No.213650351
>>213647901 (OP)
Houses used to be cheap as fuck in the desert. Every house on my street has tripled in value over the past five years.
Anonymous No.213650368 >>213650468
SEX WITH MARIE
Anonymous No.213650372
>>213647901 (OP)
Dont let em fool you. Feds (FBI, DEA, ATF) make serious bank, even the low level squatters
Anonymous No.213650374
>>213647901 (OP)
DEA agents steal cash from the drug dealers when they do their raids on their houses.
Anonymous No.213650386
>>213647901 (OP)
In America DEA agents and other law enforcement can make commission on seized money and assets.
Anonymous No.213650416 >>213650493
>>213647948
Marie was barren it's part of the reason she was so crazy.
Anonymous No.213650424
Marie stole it
Anonymous No.213650442
>>213650152
>fake yards you can't garden and throw a football across at the same time
Anonymous No.213650444 >>213650568
>>213648013
It used to mean when someone buys a property and then tears down the house to build a new one that takes up almost the entire area so you have like 2' of yard in any direction.
Anonymous No.213650461
Walt should have hidden the money in Hank's house.
Anonymous No.213650468
>>213650368
Was watching breaking bad with my gf recently and I havent seen it since it aired. Back then I thought Marie was like you know, "old" or a parent. But holy shit I see her now and shes pretty good looking.
Anonymous No.213650471
>>213647901 (OP)
They forced Walt to make meth and sold it.
Anonymous No.213650493
>>213650416
You got it the wrong way around. Hank was shooting blanks which makes him a bigger fag since he didnt spend his free time busting nuts in his wife.
Anonymous No.213650516 >>213650895
>>213648013
>>Mc. Mansion
Itโ€™s when people buy a cookie cutter house that is bigger than they need and more than they can afford
Anonymous No.213650568 >>213650744
>>213650444
trips checked, but no McMansion refers to the suburban neighborhoods built quickly by one company. All the homes look alike, are the same grey color, and have relatively the same layout with the same features/amenities, they are all built down to a price as opposed to built to suit the owner. what you described is just an eyesore or someone with bad taste.
Anonymous No.213650744 >>213650895
>>213650568
I could be wrong but I first heard it used like 25 years ago in the way I described it. They were absolute eyesores you would see house after house looking regular and then there was this one monstrosity trying to minmax the space available. Probably a similar concept but nobody cares about suburbs.
Anonymous No.213650895
>>213648013
>>213650516
>>213650744

Pic related is on the way to my aunt and uncle's house. on the left is the subdivision built in the 80's and on the right is the part cleared for the new builders you can see the few homes already constructed are extremely similar compared to the houses on the left.
Anonymous No.213650957
>>213647901 (OP)
I bet the Schrader's would look at handicapped Walt Junior and Walt working 2 jobs to make ends meet and feel relief they never had kids. They were easily clearing $150,000,000 and never had to worry about bills or childcare.