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Lurking Fear edition

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Should I watch Lowlifes?

horror movies with big fat black women in them?

>cult of Jimmy Saville fans
No seriously, what is Danny Boyle trying to say with this?

Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)

>>213648484
Unironically Sinners. It's the one good thing I have to say about it.

Ashley Laurence sells the shit out of her role in Hellraiser. She sells the shit out of every moment, including the surreal terror from having to watch your Uncle Frank wearing your dad's skin like a suit get ripped apart by infinity hook-chains inflicted on him by disfigured transdimensional BDSM demons.

Also I don't know how this movie pulled off having the best/second best cenobite makeup in the entire series on the budget it had.

>>213648530
British culture ended because of a zombie invasion before anybody discovered his crimes. These kids were still watching him on TV when the world ended. They still think of him as a hero.

Suspiria is back on Tubi!!

>>213648623
This checks out.

>>213648599
>wunmi
good taste

>>213648623
saville was not on tv regularly in 2002 when the outbreak happened

>>213648378
Jasonfags get the rope, they can't appreciate anything Friday that doesn't have their self-insert. This goes especially for the Hyperaccelerated Jasonfags who only like a specific incarnation of Jason and hate the others.
A New Beginning has one of the most memorable casts in the series and for me is funnier than Jason Lives. I love the scene where Demon duets with his girlfriend whilst taking a shit. Oooh baby, ooooh baby!

>>213648635
Lowlifes is always on Tubi. (Its a Tubi Original)

>>213648530
Zombies were karma for being a pedo island

F13 part V is in the top 4 F13s on the fun factor alone. Roy is more like Jason than whatever Frankenstein zombie is passed off as Jason in F13 VI.

Worst 6 horror movies I've seen so far that were released this year:

>A Teenage Tragedy
>Mouse Of Horrors
>Morgan: Killer Doll
>Hook
>Popeye’s Revenge
>Popeye The Slayer Man

I watched Cuckoo and need more cryptid movies, especially where there's a shady org studying them/covering them up

>>213648623
No I get that the Jimmies wouldn't know Saville is a pedoshit, but I'm more confused as to why Boyle, who does know he's a pedophile, would make a group comprised of Saville worshippers. What did he mean by this?

>>213648728
Great, we'll just turn F13 into Scream, where it's a whodunit every installment
No thanks, fuckface
Let's make more Nightmares without Freddy, too
Shitfaggot

This is the thread.

>>213648484
Escape Room has a cute black chick in it

>>213648799
Guess we'll have to wait and find out. We've gotten like less than five minutes of them yet and know there's a whole other movie coming. Don't be a girl.

>>213648530
>Jimmy is going to be morally worse than the little shit in Eden Lake
Child molester confirmed, Spike is getting raped next movie

>>213648484
Ma https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7958736/

>>213648916
She's skinny as shit though, unless there's another one I forgot
Oh yeah, remembered another one
Cobweb

>>213649092
true, good call

Well, I made it. I'm finally back from the house. Uh, I do not recommend going in there.

>>213648623
Not true whatsoever. I grew up before his formal exposure happened and all of us kids joked about him being a pedo. He wasn't anyone's hero. Everyone already knew the type of man he was. Louis Theroux literally brought up the pedo rumours to his face in the documentary he made about him in 2000, which was before 28 Days Later.

>>213648759
Best boobies too.

>>213648900
It isn't a whodunnit. They refer to the killer as "Jason" throughout the film. There is never a question of the killer's identity. You are, quite literally, not compelled to ask who done it. The twist being that he is not Jason requires the audience to not question his identity at any point in the film. Basically, you are a retard and not even worth educating on this matter.

>>213649156
You're worthless

>>213648699
Apparently she's got another horror flick called His House I hadn't heard of, but she doesn't look as big in it.

>>213649146
>Kramer what the hell are you doing up in that turret

>>213648799
He's going all in on the "society ended in 2002" setting. It's too easy to lose that vibe by falling into current_year events and social trends and so on. You have to continually add stuff that not only diverged, but is innately obvious as being divergent.

to the anon who posted about 'MIDNIGHT' from 2021 the other day:

you wasted my time

>>213649146
>you wake up
>you're still in the house

Rewatched Hell House 3 last night. Very well done film and series. Amazing and very bravo.

Joe Begos has a new film out this weekend
dir: Bliss, VFW, Christmas Bloody Christmas
looks pretty wacky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B_Chg-J4iA

>>213649146
I can go in the house.
>You can't go in the house.
I CAN GO IN THE HOUSE!
>You CAN'T go in the house!

>>213649344
Found the anon that doesn't enjoy SK kino

I bet you brokies dont have a Spiral Staircase

>>213649373
2 and 3 are horrendous. It's baffling that they were made by the same director. It's not often I recommend skipping films but those should be skipped.

>>213649373
Hell House can be dumb and silly at times, but all the movies have their moments of genuine spooks

>>213649398
>new Witchboard film this week from this dude too
what the hell
https://letterboxd.com/film/witchboard-2024/

>>213649515
We can agree Carmichael Manor was bretty gud though, right?

>>213649398
Begos was one of those "next big thing" guys I never thought was all that good. A lot of those guys just disappeared.

>>213649534
Now this I can get excited about. Love Chuck. I'm sure I'll be disappointed but worth a shot.

>>213649534
I don't trust anyone who wears that style of glasses to make kino. Even if he made kino in the past, he wasn't wearing those glasses back then. Now there's no chance.

>>213649459
>kino
they run around for 40 minutes and the mute girls are the most retarded people ever they literally know how to communicate to people that dont understand them but all they can do is jump around and make monkey noises?

>>213649398
The movie about the killer robot Santa was terrible. That's the only movie of his I've ever watched, though.

>>213649539
Yeah I liked it. My thoughts on the series is that the mannequins are top tier scare material and it's almost effortless with how well it works. But the director is obsessed with the lovecraftian cult and the more he focuses on that the more stupid it becomes. 4 managed to reign it in somewhat.

modern indie Evil Dead style homage film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7BV8KTAJ50

>>213649716
>Los Angeles
>has a gun
At least they're going pure fiction

>>213649542
>>213649625
yeah I hear you guys but I really liked Bliss a lot and it looks like he's continuing to lean into his own heavy metal diy thing which I'm all about, if anything we need more small Begos guys

>>213649716
Reddit

>>213649716
one of those more fun to make then watch methinks, best of luck to them

>>213649515
Stop trying to be contrarian

나왔습니다!

>>213649515
They are all above average movies.
>>213649625
Have you seen 825 Forest Road? Same director.

>>213649880
I thought it was funny, also I was the first person to post about it. I'm very special.

>>213649924
>rec'ing kslop

special needs, maybe

>>213649959
Still special

Finished Shaman last night. Would rec

>>213649916
>Have you seen 825 Forest Road? Same director.
nta, but pirating now.

>>213648635
>Watching S*spira
This H*rper bitch does not sound anything like what i imagined from the deranged spam. She has a deep and mature voice, very unemotive, she sounds bored all the time. Big turn off.

>>213650001
>Shaman! Hee Hee!

Are there any upcoming horror films you guys are excited for?

>>213649880
>it came out
>3 years ago
what did he mean by this?

>>213650021
All the voices in this movie are shit. Everyone speaks like its dubbed and they're literally phoning in their lines.

>>213648799
Boyle is a big establishment shill, maybe he genuinely thinks Saville should've molested more children and deserves to be deified by them.

>>213650001
>recommend worthless slop that doesnt even have 500 ratings on letterboxd
lmao

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

>like its dubbed
>like
Goodness, is this the type of person we're sharing a thread with?

>>213650126
uh oh stinky

>>213650144
Your loss, pleb.

>>213650126
They are all dubbed you retarded idiot
Have you never seen an Italian movie before

>>213650016
Same director as Hell House.
>>213650144
Movie was very atmospheric.

>>213649880
>Strange Harvest: Occult Murder in the Inland Empire (waiting on VOD for this...)
>Toxic Avenger (just because)
>Exit 8 (could be cool)
>The Conjuring: Last Rites (one last ride)
>Hell House LLC: Lineage (could be cool)
>Frankenstein (I'm giving del toros one more chance)
>Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (cute cop)
>Anaconda (lack of big budget action horror lately, hoping this isn't a CGI mess)
>Return of the Living Dead (It'll be shit but the idea of slow zombies in the snow is kino)
>Return to Silent Hill (just because)

>>213650255
whoops I meant that (You) for >>213650075

>>213649156
There's an interview with Johnny Rotten from like 1978 where he insinuates about Saville being a pedo.

>>213650255
>Return of the Living Dead
ah Jesus. This is the first I'm hearing of this and I'm not happy

>>213650292
teaser here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKWrnG637M4

>>213649410
finna enta in da crib

>>213650021
>>213650126
>>213650165
Listen to Amanda Fix speak This is how a woman should sound.

https://youtu.be/BuhzTO-ODGw?si=X2ZsPZEwMthHPVBk

>>213650426
Tell em Fixbro!

>>213650426
>>213650491
alright, filtering "Amanda Fix" now.
I don't need this shit.

>>213648799
It's just irony, bro

>>213650164
that’s another one for the fire

>>213650519
Then listen to Sarah Gadon speak.

https://youtu.be/9tjOjBBuRck?si=sUGVnDW-XPxkzkgf

>>213650165
Ugly

she had the human look of a domesticated animal

>>213650426
She seems sweet.

>>213650696
That channel has less subscribers than me.

>>213650696
Tell em Gadonbro!

>>213650834
>he has a youtube channel

cuckoldized

>>213648288
>we need to pump out tons of Hellraiser movies because of muh rights and ownership
Why couldn't they just make good animated movies instead of endless live-action jank? At least it would be less expensive.

>>213650021
Why are you self-censoring? This isn't Tiktok, retard. Don't tell me you use filters like a baby lmao also her voice is sexy as fuck. Try watching a movie where she sings before posting such slander.

>>213650126
>Everyone speaks like its dubbed
Maybe because, oh I don't know… they are? Maybe I just fell for bad bait.

>>213650165
>is this the type of person we're sharing a thread with?
Yes, unfortunately. It happens…

>>213650752
Amanda Fix is sweet! Excellent observation friend!

>>213650946
She CUTE

>>213650426
Ugh this yt foid bitch

>>213650980
Based
>>213651082
Cucked

>>213650880
I do buttplugs review.

>>213650696
Stop spamming this ugly bitch

>>213650924
Sarah Gadon is a mich better singer with an angelic voice.

>>213650914
nuraiser was kino

Billions Must Smile

>>213651244
Of course you're gonna say that, she's your waifu kek

>>213651383
Listen here Sarah Gadon's singing voice is literally aneglic.
https://youtu.be/bm2abCXYQ_k?si=od8XhbQpDLN6Il-f

You have to assume that 'donjeet's parents are dead or in prison.

>>213651550
The Canadian actress Sara Montpetit

>>213651550
>>213651627
Cope, cuck

>>213651452
That wasn't very good at all. Harper however is a great singer.

>>213651749
Wrong cuck.

See
>>>/wsg/5947382

>>213650164
Michael is watching me taking a shower.

he he

>>213651550
>>213651627
Beloved. Acclaimed. Canadian.

>>213650255
+2 for Strange Harvest. playing at the kinoplex now but I suspect I'll be more critical judging it against my $13 in an empty theater

>>213651834
See >>213651532

Are erotic thrillers classified as horror?
I need a general to talk about my ero thrills!

>>213651887
>>213651550
She was so cute in that movie. Way cuter than Amanda Fix.

>>213651973
i dont think they're horror but they come up constantly in /hor/ anyway

>>213651887
>Beloved. Acclaimed. Canadian.
Sarah Gadon is yes.

>>213650426
is coffee good for you?

>>213652040
Wrong, cuck.

>>213652106
Sarah says:
>"Coffee! The only way to start the day! I don’t even try to deal with life before I’ve had my coffee"

>>213651973
I don't know, anon.
Are they?

>>213652220
You're the cuck here.

16 days til toxie time

>>213638255
>Do comic book authors count too?
Sure I don't see why not I also like reading comics too. I'll check them out thanks.

Evening Fixbros

>>213651973
No. Talk about them on /film/.

>>213652464
Built for Quincy cock.

>>213651254
it was fine, it was better than a lot of the direct to dvd shit we got but it was missing out on utilizing the kinobites more, the finale was neat but overall the movie felt pointless adding nothing to the lore, I only watched it once. I would watch a sequel to it, but I don't think that's happening.

>>213652484
Amanda Fix us not for that

Thrillers can be hor, but not all

>>213652349
Why did Natalia Dyer time travel just to become an extra in Toxic Avenger 3?

Canadian actress Amanda Fix

>>213650283
Yeah but not everyone's listening to Johnny Rotten on the radio. It's kind of like with Courtney Love telling about Weinstein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDh4xeI-4KQ
They both got blacklisted so unless you were tuning in to all your punk icon's interviews you won't hear about it again, and if you heard it the first time, you probably were the sort anyone listened to either
>>213649156
Is right though >>213648623 isn't plausible because Jim'll Fix It was off the air since 1994. There's not really a plausible way that a kid who was 4-12 in 2002 would have seen any show with Jimmy Saville, with the possible exception of one HIGNFY episode where he was on Hislop's team. The chances of a Teletubby baby worshipping cult which survives on angel delight is more plausible for the time period really, without some back story which involves them finding specifically only old favourable vhs tapes of a show from before when some of them were born and no tapes of anything else

>>213652530
True, that's why giallos are allowed.

>>213652726
>you probably were the sort
weren't*

>>213652224
>...I like my coffee black, she adds...

>>213648796
I can name 3 1/2 bigfoot found footage movies that fit that description, all of them bad. Well, one's sort of ok but only just.

There's no such thing as genuinely horrifying/frightening horror film.

>>213652785
she actually said: I like my coffee as my men

>>213651973
erotic horror thrillers exist

>>213652839
and that's a good thing

>>213648796
>Cuckoo
Never heard of it.

>>213651973
No! Dear god, no!
That would bring even more waifufaggotry!

>>213652839
Anything with Jessica Harper is

>>213652947
It's inevitable

>>213648796
>Anon finally watches it
Ikr, I need it too I don't even need to have heartbreakingly sweet sisters who love each other I just want more cool new cryptids

>>213651973
Draw me up a list of erotic thriller waifus and I will decide if the general shall benefit from the merger.

>>213648796
Frogman

>>213652861
it's implied

>>213653046
> erotic thriller waifus

>>213653046
Rebecca de Mornay - The Hand That Rocks the Cradle

>>213653046
Sarah Gadon in The 9th Life of Louis Drax.

>>213650164
I always feel like
somebody's watching me

>>213653046
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Single White Female

>>213653292
Based. I love Sarah Gadon

>>213653132
and by that you mean

>>213653293
astounded i didn't know this was jack nicholson's son for so long.

Look at this pin

>>213653337
great movie

>>213653337
*slams gavel* SOLD!

Has anyone watch this? I know it's probably not exactly horror, but it's pretty good (butI am a fan of Soderbergh, so for me he is absolute cinema).

Btw, it has a pretty good ending. It's not exactly a twist... It's just very surprising and logical (if you listen to what the medium said to the family).

>>213653421
kek.

>>213653449
>>213653402
>>213653444
>>213653449
Cinematography is made by the same guy who did Suspiria.
Luciano Tovoli.

>>213653576
Based.

>>213653576
He shot a couple Argentos but he also shot Splendor

>>213651973
I would broadly say no. Though there are some that are close enough I think they could could. Single White Female, Fatal Attraction, stuff like that. Conversely, things like Unfaithful or The Last Seduction are the same genre but definitely aren't horror, even though they feature the scariest monsters of all, women

>>213653576
Beautifully shot.

>>213653545
I wish it was more of a horror film because the idea and basic execution is really inventive, and has a supremely creepy aura to it when it tries. it's amusing to me that the entity still had such a good potential to scare when you are in it's perspective. you'd think that would dull it.
disappointing that it's mostly a thriller but the ending scene was amazing and worth watching just for that. not even the plot point (desu in the moment I didn't get it), just the pain and terror of it.

>>213653545
Lucy Liu's reaction at the end made my stomach drop in the plex, it really haunted me afterwards. Great acting.

>>213653728
Lucy's such a BWC slut.

>>213653687
Splendor (1989), the one about the cinema, not the newer title before someone is confused

>>213653417
smile to smile!

>>213653046
Nastassja Kinski - Cat People (1982)

>>213653814
kek

>>213653545
I liked it. Solid little movie.

>>213651550
>>213651627
>>213651887
>>213652024
based

>>213653728
Yes, me too. I must admit, I didn't expect that ending.

BASTARD!

>>213653818
this shit always cracks me up. like if it's a werewolf film, there's always a wolf special on TV and a new wolf enclosure opening up at the zoo at the same time the character is bit by a wolf and trips into the lap of a wolf specialist at a cafe.

REAL thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv_zJrO_ptk

Slashers shouldn't have PG-13 mainstream movie lighting like this

>>213643169
Melissa Moore doesn't get enough horrorfu credit for being in a decent amount of 80s slop

>>213653901
for some reason our brains never questions where all this lighting in the woods at night is coming from in these movies

New fleshlight came in. It's Adriana Chechik's butthole.
Need some movies to watch, with a bunch of ASS.
I don't mean fat ass, I mean delicious tight little booties.
So I can use Adriana's tight little butthole while I watch. Gonna make it fart, I can make the pussy Fleshlights fart by tightening the cap after shoving my fat dick in it.

>>213653961
that's at least a representation of what it might feel like to be in the woods from their perspective.
where it makes no sense is indiana jones style films when characters go into caves or ruins. every room has mysterious ceiling holes letting light in stream in. or my favourite, the oil torch that has just been burning for hundreds of years.

>>213653961
I do when the movie isn't actually making use of cinematic lighting. Like I don't question lighting in Mandy or Candyman or NOES.

Also I think Part 1 and Part 2 look better than Part 6. Part 6 having a bunch of fill lights and fog machines everywhere looks stupid as fuck.

>New fleshlight came in. It's Adriana Chechik's butthole.
>Need some movies to watch, with a bunch of ASS.
>I don't mean fat ass, I mean delicious tight little booties.
>So I can use Adriana's tight little butthole while I watch. Gonna make it fart, I can make the pussy Fleshlights fart by tightening the cap after shoving my fat dick in it.

>>213653894
The devil inside
The devil inside
Every single one of us the devil inside

Rewatching Friday Part 8. Forgot that Jason can canonically teleport now kek. I wonder why they randomly gave him that power in this one.

>>213654041
>a representation of what it might feel like to be in the woods from their perspective
Yes, but a realistic representation of running around in the woods at night would be I can't see shit, captain. But that makes sense, obviously because our minds accept the lighting as looking natural.

>>213653961
Realistic lighting looks worse than cinematic or artistic lighting

>>213653886
It do be like that

>>213654139
You get more wizard powers the longer you're a virgin, nuh

>>213654139
Couldn't he always kind of- if you want to call it teleportation. Isn't there previous films where he's chasing the character from behind and suddenly steps from behind a tree in front of them, etc. Damn, I would really have to watch them again.

>>213653545
I liked it, solid movie!

>>213654199
>your cat when you come in the room to vacuum

>>213653790
>Splendor (1989)

is any good?

Harper? I don't even know 'er

REAL REAL thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo

>>213654246
Hold on, that gives me an idea!
*points laser at my crotch*
>>213654258
Rare short hair Jess, me likey.

>>213654224
He only teleports in the really bad ones. Anyone who's tried to take him seriously at all has him running on screen since someone that big being able to haul ass and not get out of breath is scarier than him suddenly appearing.

>>213654314
wtf

>>213653545
Can anyone recommend me similar film to this?

I watch the first suggestion even if I have already seen it

>>213654388
Lake Mungo

>>213654388
1982 - The entity

>>213653728
Me too, last movie that made me do that was Dark Water. Really glad I went into both blind

>>213654388
There is a Russian film with a similar plot... I haven't seen it. It's very heavy and dark. It was filmed somewhere in the 80s. And it's a film I will never watch. Maybe you can find it using some keywords. There is a gray-haired man in the frame (a photo from a grave).

>>213653576
had no idea. knew it was kino.

>>213648383 (OP)
Ashley Laurence is my wife

>>213654314
SHOT THE MONKEY!

>>213654258
>>213654357
For us its rare short hair Amanda Fix

>>213654370
well, he lives in the woods, so he probably knows a short cut to the tree in front of the girl he's chasing. But it makes less sense on a boat.
He usually doesn't run, he just walks at a normal pace while they run

>>213654531
Lucky you

How was 825 Forest Road?

>>213654558
it's shock, retard

>>213654531
>>213654587
JESUS WEPT

How's Together?
Franco is a hot manlet so I want to watch if only to see him morph into a hideous monstrosity

>>213654258
Wow, what a 10/10 shot. The queen can rock literally any hairstyle like it's nothing.

>>213654357
Based. Tomboys in film are eternally underrated.

>>213654858
you will feel roughly the same about it as you did The Substance because there's similarities in the style of the film beyond body horror

Jason/Friday the 13th Sweet Revenge live stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_dEbWGRXsg

>>213654910
I enjoyed The Substance if only because I do enjoy body horror + cheesy fun horror and for all the Oscar etc. "serious" talk the movie got at least the director didn't give a shit and still want with cheesy ass scenes like the finale etc.
Kinda on the fence about the entire body horror just happening between Franco and the girl in a remote location though, hoping there's more characters to it

>>213653045
tfw she calls her older sister's dead mom to ask why she never returns her calls
my heart bros

>>213654862
Thoughts on this?
>>213654569

>>213653908
I see she was in a recent one too. Puppet Master: Doktor Death

>>213654960
The actresses are so old.

>>213654966
There is definitely enough to keep it afloat, but at the same time it's a bit padded with "shit is going to go wrong" tension scenes. That's my main issue with The Substance as well, I wanted to fast-forward through half the scenes.

>>213654960
>35 years old foid
>tatoos
>black bf
>drinks ipa

Garbage.

>>213648484
Insidious 5
It's a downer of a sequel to 2, but not as bad as it could be. The sassy black friend makes up for it.

Twin Peaks season 3 is a babe, but she's barely in it.

Probably not as fat as you're looking for.

>>213649146
What did we tell you about going in there?

>>213655018
pretty terrible film. also had a cameo from this wrestler who an anon here was a big fan of.

>>213654960
Wow.
The ending was roastie coded af.
lmfao.
Definitely written and directed by a white cuck.

>>213654960
Some good moments but Jason is too short/skinny looking. Neat to see the girl from Into the Badlands, underrated show, haven't seen her in anything since.

>>213654314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvAmj3k3Imc

>>213655304
non-white hands wrote this while seething uncontrollably

>>213652580
idk but they knew they found a good one because they cut to her whenever they got a chance to
She actually reminded me of early Amy Adams, like in Drop Dead Gorgeous

>>213655357
>Jason is too short/skinny looking.

Yeah not a fan of his look here. For the actual movie I hope they cast someone a bit more physically imposing

Can't stop winning

>>213655495
Wtf was that ending lmfao.
Roastie coded af.
>>213655426

>>213655648
What is that pic
Oh no oh no oh no no no no no

>>213655357
>>213655495
https://www.stuntlisting.com/profile/4360

Actor is 6'5 and over 200lbs so probably just a shitty director who doesn't know how to make someone look huge.
I had the same problem with Remake Jason, I always thought he was a manlet because of how he's shot in it, but then I saw Derek Mears in something else and I realised how fucking huge he actually is.

>>213655018
>Puppet Master: Doktor Death
I haven't seen that one yet. I'll have to check it out. I really only remember 1-3 but am pretty sure I've seen 4.

>>213655579
You and your fake Canadian roasties will never win cuck.

>>213655745
Make up does wonders

>>213655648
Is that Amanda Fix?

>>213655733
Oh wow then yeah, bad direction and framing

>>213655808
Yes!! Acclaimed actress Canadian actress Amanda Fix!

>>213654960
Mediocre

>>213655742
well that one's either puppetmaster 14? or something or like 3-4 in the spinoff not-charles-band series.

>>213655742
Littlest Reich is the only modern film worth watching.

>>213655733
Jared Padalecki is 6 foot 3 so he made Jason look like a normal sized guy. They should only ever cast guys under 5 foot 10 to be onscreen with Jason, it's common sense.

>>213655830
Pretty shitty. The ending was so cringe. Stupid bitch foid taking on Jason? Gtfo.
Its like the statue of the little girl taking on the bull on Wall Street.

>>213655853
good point, who even hires 6'2+ actors who arent doing stunts? its a manlet profession.

>>213655868
foids have been taking on Jason since forever even if they always die later anyways

>>213655868
> little girl taking on the bull
Happens all the time. anon.

>>213655882
Dude, the ending of this one was extra cringe. Makes Jason look weak.
He should have butchered her and then credits roll.

Another day, another Pissman seethe session about whites and women. Exit stage left, feed me some you's.

>>213655884
Not in my all white town, brother.

They should finally just cast a giga tall giga bodybuilder for Jason
Isn't Michael the only one that actually got played by a muscle dude on one of the Zombie remakes
Jason's always been tall and just big by virtue of being tall, not really muscular

>>213655868
> Its like the statue of the little girl taking on the bull on Wall Street.
This was exactly what I thought about that scene.

>>213655828
No its not.
Amanda Fix would never take such a rolem

>>213655969
>not really muscular
>You have been down dooted by Kane Hodder

Which final girl has the gamiest ass by the end of the movie? I was thinking mia by the end of evil dead 2013. basically spent a week in the cabin with a fever from withdrawing from heroin and she fights back and kills a demon

>>213655965
Cope, Tim.

lifeforce was good

>>213648782
There's another Popeye one out now, Shiver Me Timbers.

>>213656048
are we sniffing it bros?

>>213656048
Amanda Fix at the end of Lowlifes

>>213656055
kek

>>213655868
>Stupid bitch foid taking on Jason? Gtfo
You forget that the reason his mask is split and damaged is because he got bitch smacked by a "foid" in Pt. 3.

there needs to be more parasite horror kino, especially body horror parasites

>>213656098
depends who it is. if mia I'd sniff

>>213656181
soon you will be able to get the AI to make you a horror movie about parasites

>>213656151
Based ptsd psycho Chris

>>213656231
I can only wish

>>213656245
Main character minds just snapping and going at the villain with everything they got is my favourite trope

>>213654564
Is this the one with the pedo segment, or is that the other Campfire Tales movie?

>>213656348
The fact that she survives and ends up a raving vegetable at the end is pretty grim. Then Jason picks up where he left off when he gets to the hospital in Part 4.

>>213656373
Its this one yeah

>>213656253
Damn that is the nastiest toilet I’ve ever seen. He’s going to have to get a wet vac to suck it all up blahhhhh.

>>213656439
She originally got raped by Jason too in the flashback scene in 3, but they cut that part and it's only kind of implied.

>>213655868
>Its like the statue of the little girl taking on the bull on Wall Street.
He still can't get over it

>>213654992
When she told the kid her mom called her back broke me

>>213654257
Yeah, not horror though, but it's a beautifully shot self aware cinematic movie about closing cinemas if you're into that type of thing

Think Kirsty will show up in the game?

>>213656691
He’s right though that little girl statue is retarded

>>213656691
Delusion girls.
Timeless.

I want my three wishes

>>213656866
Hope so

>>213656879
It literally represents every foid
delulu
Like that ending of the Jason movie that just came out. I dont mind a girl fighting Jason, but the way the ending was filmed and framed was cringe.

>>213654960
Meh

>>213657133
kino

NEW

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>>213656650
Didn't know that, I guess that makes it much worse. Wonder why they took that out, it's not like there wasn't rapes in other horror movies.

>>213656866
They already confirmed Channard is in at least

>>213654960
well i can say with certitude i won't watch this garbage.