HE'S A FUCKING DOG HE DOESN'T BELONG ON THE BASKETBALL TEAM
WHY AREN'T THE REFS DISQUALIFYING THIS MOCKERY!?

>I'M GONNA TEACH A DOG TO PLAY BASKETBALL TO GET ALL OF THE MOOLIES OUT OF THE NBA

>>213652296 (OP)
show me in the rules where it says a dog can't play basketball.

>WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO
>WHOOOO LET THE DOGS OUT

>>213652348
>someone literally got fired for playing this song during WNBA footage

>>213652332
PAGE 111 ARTICLE 2 OF THE NBA RULEBOOK
>"An official may suspend play for any unusual circumstance"

>>213652296 (OP)
Glowniggers would have seized him instantly for dissection once they learned of his capabilities

>He had the entire cheer squad in knots!

How the fuck did this get a G rating?

start posting dogs already

Dog culture has gone too far.

>>213652296 (OP)
>tfw a bunch of dogs died during the sequel with the puppies

>>213652296 (OP)
The 2nd movie is the best because it has one of the best scenes in cinema history. When the dog is injured in the Championship game, the coach tells the team they deserve to win the game because they believed that a dog could play football. Not because they did any training because that was never shown throughout the film. The dog literally did everything for them to win. One of the most kino moments in cinematic history.

When the kid tries to get Air Bud to leave and pushes him away yelling at him. The dog doesn't know its a movie. It's sad.

Will the remake have even a tenth of the soul?

they let monkeys on the court why can't a dog play?

>>213653350
>confirmed Air Bud is being replaced with a pit bull
It's fucking over

he got that dawg in him

>>213652296 (OP)
if black people and women can play basketball then a dog should be able to, that's just fair

They let a baby giraffe play in the WNBA until she faked an injury and quit on her team. Butter pecan bang.

>>213652955
Absolute kino
>>213653350
>Remake
You already know the answer to that....

>>213652382
>grabs rulebook and slam-dunks it into the trash
We aren't playing by your rules anymore. We're playing my his
>looks to my right as the camera pans to Air Bud spinning the ball around on his nose while walking backward on his hind legs as the opposition team falls over like fools trying to stop him

>>213653771
>You fool, don't you remember what happened the last time we let an animal play on the court?
>Meowser St Chamberlain....scored 140 points alone in a massacre....none of the other players could even touch him, because he was so adorable
>DO YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN AGAIN!?

>>213652296 (OP)
Is it true Air Bud’s brother was Army D*g?
>ain’t no law saying a dog can be charged with crimes against humanity

>>213653857
>I don't want it to happen..
>we NEED it to happen
>hundreds of baskets must be scored... to save us from thousands...

>The Air Buddies film series features talking dogs, unlike the original Air Bud movies where Buddy communicates through his athletic abilities. In this spin-off series, one of the pups, B-Dawg, is known for his love of basketball and hip-hop. Another pup, Budderball, is characterized by his love of food and playing football.
Air Bud went downhill once the Air Buddies came into play
He should've never become A FATHER, WHERE WAS HIS LOVE FOR THE GAME

>>213654132
For me it’s budderball.

Reminder some poor kid got cut from the team to make way for Buddy

>>213654206
he was a racist white male though

>>213652296 (OP)
>that scene where conner uses white phosphorus on civilians
was it really necessary?

>>213654220
>t. Dog paws typed this

>>213654249
>I was just following orders. Sit, paw, napalm a village...*takes a drag from a cigarette*...all the same to me.

>>213654249
>"Do you feel like a good boy yet?"
Had the kino shivers going right down my spine at that line.

>>213654249
He’s colorblind do everything looks like black pajamas.

Should I rewatch the Beethoven movies? I remember liking them as a kid but that was literally 30 years ago

>>213654445
The first one is a cute little film, haven't rewatched the sequels

>>213654206
Nah in the first one Buddy was allowed to play in the last 5 mins cause they needed a fifth player cause everyone else was hurt. In all the other movies, he joins cause they don't have enough players.

>>213654445
What was Beethoven even about? Some guy trying to kill the dog or something?

>>213654170
>>213654132
>is budderbean ok?

I wasn't expecting to cry today....

For me, it's Space Buddies

>>213654624
Goldens don’t live thst long. All the cuteness takes a toll.

>>213654741
>2026
Somehow. Air Bud returns

>>213654741
Spooky buddies is pretty good for some cringe kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCIiKgQiEFo

>>213654753
Damn, I was finally going to get a dog, and it was going to be a golden, but I keep hearing about health problems.

They are the best dogs, right?

>that scene where Air Bud uses his clout and influence as the best player on the team to bully the new draft pick and make his life miserable until he requests a trade, and instead of trading him to a contender he gets the GM to send him to a shitty franchise for a bag of kibble, a squeaky ball, and Charlotte's unprotected 2027 2nd round pick

That was tough to watch, why did he have to crush that kid's dreams like that?

>>213654937
Some of the goodest dogs.

Dog Suffrage when?

there are brown indians on this board right now that let dogs into their house and sleep with them and lick their faces after the dog licks its butthole

Why do I find pitbulls so cute when I know they are the blacks of the dog world that have zero impulse control and will just randomly chimp out with no warning

>>213653857
Is this a real photo?

>>213655154
Other way around

>>213655251
It's aislop

>>213655298
nice try dogfag, but everyone knows cats dunk

>>213655251
Of course, jealous dogs will tell you otherwise >>213655298

>>213655400
>>213655484
On the internet, no one knows you're a dog

>>213655298
I'm just gonna turn kayfabe off for a second, and/or take the bait, but are there really "people" who can't tell the difference between photoshop and AI?

Here’s the meaner, classic 4chan tone version:

> > see cat dunking a basketball
some NPC: “woah AI is wild lol”
you people couldn’t spot photoshop if the clone stamp tool hit you in the face.
Would you like me to also make an absurdly over-the-top version that fits peak /b/ energy?

>>213655535
photoslop has been using AI for a while now

>>213655298
>see cat dunking a basketball
>some NPC: “woah AI is wild lol”
you people couldn’t spot photoshop if the clone stamp tool hit you in the face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9fi-lC5kCg

>>213655603
That is very clearly an ancient photoshop made by someone cutting the cat and ball out manually.

AND YOU THINK THIS IS BAD? THIS.. THIS CHICANERY?

>>213654249
>”Charge the machine gun nest? What sort of morons do we have in command”
>*meows heard over the radio*
>”Oh of course. Cat people.”

>>213654605
A private military contractor had developed new extremely powerful bullets, and wanted to demonstrate them for the army, but wanted real large thick skulls for the presentation to show how deadly the bullets were, so they conspired with a vet to buy large dog skulls. The vet then tries to find an excuse to put Beethoven down so he can harvest his skull and sell it to the PMC for weapons testing. That’s genuinely the plot of the funny Steve Martin dog movie.

>>213655857
Couldn't he just...shoot the bullets at concrete or something to show how powerful they are

>>213652296 (OP)
Yeah... no.
That's AI.
Nice try
Not.

>>213655658
It’s from a darkroom, the images are superimposed and the cat is on wires.

>>213656009
sorry but no, it actually was taken live at the game (cut out on wires) but it only really worked from this one particular angle, so most attendees deny the photoshoot even happening

>>213656329
Actually it's just forced perspective.
It's really just a giant cat rolling around on the court while a basketball (unrelated) goes into the hoop.

>>213652603
Ok

>>213655251
Yes

>>213656446
I can't fucking believe this goal counted... he wasn't even on the team!

>>213655857
He couldn't get cattle skulls from a slaughterhouse?

>>213655637
lol trolled

>>213656476
The ball was in play, the ref never blew the whistle.

>>213656446
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! How do I subscribe to your videos? I'll hit the like button.

>>213656533
It's fake, TV doesn't show streakers anymore

>>213656446
Holy KINO

>>213656580
He was wearing a merkin

>>213652296 (OP)
>golden retriever
realistically, it ought to have been a shitbull

>>213656656
he DISRUPTED the GAME

>>213656845
it's just a game

>>213656807
the dog is playing on the court not mauling the other players

>>213656902
how about I disrupt your ass huh

What's worse to have on your team? A dog, a girl, a fat, or a black kid?

>>213656940
A girl of course because girls are weird and gross

>>213656940
Im triggered by the size of that bag of candy.

>>213657082
That cost 75 cents to be fair.