Thread 213655276

URGHH

>>213655276 (OP)
He did nothing wrong.

Is he okay?

>>213655276 (OP)
>BEOWOLF YOU WILL BE VISITED BY THREE GHOSTS

>>213655276 (OP)
WALTUH

>>213655276 (OP)
Brundlefly looking ass

post the dunkin donut edit

>The age of heroes is over, Wheat Glove. The Christ-god killed it. Now all that’s left is weeping martyrs, and shame.
Woke movie

>>213655386
>Wheat Glove

How did he learn Old English living in a cave in Denmark?

>>213655276 (OP)
i look like this

>>213655386
It's not hard to understand that Christianity values meekness over might and humility over pride, which is contrary to something like believing in the Roman pantheon. As much as youd like to ignore it, a good 70% of Christians are what you would describe as woke, especially most protestants and a majority of catholics.

>>213655386
The guy who wrote this line was jewish nerd who blackmailed homeless women into bathing him

>>213655806
Angelina Jolie taught him

>>213655386
Christifaggotry is the original woke. Its a religion for whores and lepers and other outcasts.

>>213655386
As expected from Neil Gay Man

>>213655386
Catholicism is woke.

>>213655386
Please develop some vocabulary if you wish to communicate with the written word.

>>213656681
Only faith can save you. Reconsider.

>>213655276 (OP)
This scene was so goddamn loud in the imax.

>>213657206
protten post

>>213657206
Just like woke, Catholacism is a Satanic trick.

>>213656686
He really fucked up this story.

>>213656345
Catholics (Hispanics) are way meeker than Protestants (Americans).

>>213655276 (OP)
The first paki to enter the UK be like:

>>213655806
Its supposed to be an anglo saxon poem or some bong shit

>>213657325
*Salvation may not apply to the living world or survive critical examination. These claims not approved by Logos.

>>213657325
Gay.

>>213656345
It is funny that you think that 70% of Romans are bold heroic dudes

>>213658771
Kek

>>213655276 (OP)
Eyyyy, look who finally came out of their cave.

>>213656345
>>213656681
>>213657206
>>213658936
Christians thought blacks had the curse of Ham and so they could be slaved and sold. Christians were based once, but the Jews subverted them, they were weak.

Maybe Christianity will never flourish again the way it did in antiquity but religion is and will always be important to civilization. There is still hope for the future of religion in the fringe schizophrenic son of protestantism, mormonism. Mormons are a dedicated bunch, they have a lot of children, and venerate their ancestors like no other branch of Christianity, most of them can trace his genealogy back to European royalty and welcome new technologies unlike most of the other cults that American protestantism gave birth. Their means of mass control are much more subtle than those of normal Christianity and they keep at bay the midwits. If you have studied history you will know that midwits are the bain of civilization, Rome fell due to midwits, Persia fell due to midwits, most of contemporary Europe has fallen due to midwits.

I believe in the future a technofascist Mormon mega-estate, where amphetamines replace coffee will emerge in what is now USA and extend the legacy of white Western civilization beyond the space frontier and conquer the stars

>>213655386
christianity is the wokest gay karen shit ever made, you literally worship the king of the jews

>>213657325
>Only faith can save you. Reconsider.
i have faith in my creator, you keep your gay jewish shit to yourself

>>213658990
The only real salvation for humanity is complete de-centralization and living like Amish people
They are living proof and testament that it can be done

>>213658990
>I believe in the future a technofascist Mormon mega-estate
>cries about other religion being subverted by the Jews
Oh irony

>>213659103
They literally exists only because USA is #1 world's economy and can afford keeping them as exotic animals in the zoo

>>213659103
not that anon but i agree with you that the amish way would allow humanity to exist within their means

but have you never considered evolving to be resistant to radiation so humans can travel the universe?

>>213659178
humanity will never ever travel the universe due to human nature, generational ships are impossible

>>213659164
The amish are self sufficient, literally the dream of your most delusional politicians? That thing they want done at a massive country-scale? The amish are already doing it

>>213659253
>humanity will never ever travel the universe due to human nature, generational ships are impossible
not with that kind of attitude

>>213659253
>The amish are self sufficient,
They cannot protect themselves.

>>213655276 (OP)
What the FUCK was his problem?

>>213655276 (OP)
I remember seeing this when it was kind of new and just being astonished by how shitty it was. All I actually remember from it was this opening scene with the bog retard that died because of a bell while gayowulf flew around CGI and nude on chandeliers

>>213659103
I only tolerate the Amish as they helped Don get the election, but if I was the one in control I would send them all straight to camps. Their silly ideas about the world are nothing but cope and have no place in the world we are trying to create, plus they eventually give rise to communism or communist adjacent ideas, just search about their origins in the anabaptists communities, there's a reason they were expelled from Europe

>>213657206
>Literally brought back the jews to england
>Kills a king
Cromwell was woke, french revolutionary tier

>>213659302
With any attitude, it's just not possible, even the amish have kids that go stray and abandon the community
But you can't have that on a generational ship

>>213659305
nigger there's fucking amish in south america, in the poorest countries of the world with no nukes and barely no military
I don't even know if brazil have submarines or jets

>>213659347
>or communist adjacent ideas,
aka traditional (agrarian) society

>>213656681
Oh yes walking ubermensch tell us about how you united an empire, or how about how your grandfather was the last defense of christian europe against the muslim dogs
please, I want to hear your stories that will make Conan green with envy

>>213659347
>in the world we are trying to create
Between the world you are trying to create and the amish one, I'll take the amish
The amish won't take me tho, so I'm stuck with rebelling against your world

>>213659395
>nigger there's fucking amish in south america
And..?

>>213655276 (OP)
when i was 14 i couldn't tell if this was live action or animated, i was retarded

>>213655386
Based. Especially because the original Beowulf was Christian.

>>213659406
>defense of christian europe against the muslim dogs
>posts a guy who made peace with muslims
American education moment.

>>213659468
>or how about how your grandfather was the
How about you don't ignore the rest of line, wiseass.
Charles Martell kicked the ass of the muslims dogs so hard, there's muslim folklore about Charles Martell being a giga-demon for their people.

>>213659434
>They literally exists only because USA is #1 world's economy and can afford
>they also exist in the poorest slums of america
How do you square that

>>213659403
>traditional (agrarian) society
Go be a seed-muncher goblin somewhere else beaner, nomadic pastoralism is the true traditional society

>>213659521
And this is why you've posted Martell's pussy grandson?

>>213659542
Easily. USA #1 economy in the world and South American countries don't want to mess with US citiezens, unless said citiezens are lined up for drugs.

>>213659619
>South American countries don't want to mess with US citiezens,
?????
??
??
Are you under the impression that the amish in south america are "US citizens"?
????
Please
Please don't respond to me again if you say yes
holy shit
what

>>213659619
>pussy grandson?
You mean the great Charlemagne? Emperor of The Holy Roman Empire, and God helps you if you even dare to quote Voltaire.
King of the Franks
The man that united Europe after the fall of the Roman Empire?
Because I said in my example to tell me how you united an empire like Charlemagne.
Now, tell me Knull Conqueror of Christians, destroyer of the followers of Jesus, tell me your epic stories of conquest, that will make any christian hero pale in comparison.

>>213659670
Either they are connected with USA amish community, or they not, and USA amish don't consider them part of amish faith.

>>213659719
>and God helps you if you even dare to quote Voltaire.
I'll talke my chances and quote him, since I am not the LARPer american, like you.
Neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire.
>Now, tell me Knull Conqueror of Christians, destroyer of the followers of Jesus, tell me your epic stories of conquest, that will make any christian hero pale in comparison.
Why did you get impression I am Pagan or atheist?

>>213659889
>I'll talke my chances and quote him, since I am not the LARPer american, like you.
I'm spanish if you have to know, you ignorant beast.
>Neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire.
You are a total bitch, I knew you couldn't resist quoting him
Holy because the title and emperor was crowned by the Emperor
It was Roman because it was a continuation of the Roman Empire
It was an Empire because it was all sorts of kingdoms under one rule
>Why did you get impression I am Pagan or atheist?
Who is saying that? Come on ubersmench, "Christifaggotry is the original woke. Its a religion for whores and lepers and other outcasts." isn't that what you said?

>>213660056
>the Pope*
Pope Leo III by the way
Ironic, we now have another Pope Leo

>>213655323
lol

>>213659719
>United Europe
He only had minimal control by the time he got to Dalmatia, tf are you talking about "unified Europe" Rome actually did that.

He barely had any influence in England ffs.

Charles is known as the Great because the pope needed him to be.

>>213660217
>He only had minimal control by the time he got to Dalmatia, tf are you talking about "unified Europe" Rome actually did that.
Oh you want to get technical, I can do that too.
That's actually wrong, because the romans were unable to conquer the german tribes, being specific, they got their asses kicked so hard by the barbarians, the roman empire built a huge fence around the Rhine.
You know what is interesting? The germanic tribes converted faster than the romans, I wonder what does that says about them.
What happened to the LARPer american, mi destestable individuo, eligiste el peor objetivo posible, pedazo de mierda arrogante. Me das asco en todo sentido.
But here's the more ominous possibility, you are not the smartest man in the room, you are not as clever as you believe you are, you are an idiot, an accusing others of being "gringos" is not going to change that.
Pedazo de marica.

>>213660056
>I'm spanish if you have to know, you ignorant beast.
It's actually explains much.
>Holy because the title and emperor was crowned by the Emperor
>crowned by the Emperor
>It was an Empire because it was all sorts of kingdoms under one rule
There are no way you are this stupid.
>Who is saying that? Come on ubersmench, "Christifaggotry is the original woke. Its a religion for whores and lepers and other outcasts." isn't that what you said?
Sorry it wasn't my post. My first post was:
>>213659468

>>213660341
>That's actually wrong, because the romans were unable to conquer the german tribes, being specific, they got their asses kicked so hard by the barbarians,
Holy LARP.

>>213660382
>It's actually explains much.
Explain what you stupid fuck. Are you going to admit you were wrong by calling an american?
>There are no way you are this stupid.
If you believe so ignorant, explain it to me.
>Sorry it wasn't my post. My first post was:
You are still a wiseass, because you completely ignored I said the grandfather. Are you always this obtuse?

>>213660475
>Explain what you stupid fuck.
Your inferiority complex.
>If you believe so ignorant, explain it to me.
What exactly I am supposed to explain? That state wasn't Holy because ruler was crowned by the Emperor? That Empire is literally meaningless title, which been taking only for the sake of LARP?

>>213660524
>Your inferiority complex.
What inferiority complex? Come on, I want to know how much can you deduce with you cheap armchair psychology.
But first, are you going to admit you were wrong about calling me an american?
>by the Emperor?
I commited a typo there. I meant the Pope. And yes, the Pope has authority about what to declare Holy and what is not.
>That Empire is literally meaningless title
Explain how, seriously.
>which been taking only for the sake of LARP?
How is a larp an Empire is deciding to be the continue the legacy of a previous empire. Rome itself claimed to be the continuation of Troy, was that a larp too?

>>213655386
I thought the pagan larping poltards would've loved this.

>>213660618
is deciding to be the continuation*
more typos

>>213659310
Raised by a single mother

>>213660618
>What inferiority complex?
Spanish inferiority complex.
>I commited a typo there. I meant the Pope. And yes, the Pope has authority about what to declare Holy and what is not.
Sure except "Sacrum" HRE became not under CharleMagne, it's became after Barbarossa conflict with Papacy
>Explain how, seriously.
There were no defining trait of the Empire, different from the kingdom or any other state untill 19th century.
If you are not LARPing amerimutt, that you've should know that title Emperor, or Imperator, itself didn't mean anything except of authority over the army.
>How is a larp an Empire is deciding to be the continue the legacy of a previous empire.
Because it didn't continue legacy of Rome on any institution. And yeah, Troy heritage was also a LARP

>>213658801
I don’t think there is an agreed upon consensus from where it originated. It was just transcribed into Old English, it could have originated from outside of England, it might have been a pagan story with Christian elements added by the author etc.

>>213660341
>they got their asses kicked so hard by the barbarians, th
Alright retard, whatever you say lmao.

>>213655276 (OP)
Okay but why is he a rotting flesh zombie man?

>>213656681
Its a religion for everybody. It doesn't create those people, it saves them.

>>213655386
That's actually based and true. Abrahamism is a collection of weak tenets intended to upend the natural hierarchy so malicious people with poor work ethics can take advantage of the good-natured.

>>213658771
incredible

>>213655386
This line hits so hard when you contrast it with his redemption arc. He unwittingly becomes the greatest hero version of himself he ever was when he came to terms with his sin while accepting the duty charged to him, to lay down his life for others. The “age of heroes” and the stories he describes from his youth (the swimming competition) were all about the ego. At the end of them, he falls for lust every time. But in the age of Christ, he actually slays the dragon, the result of his sin that is wreaking havoc on everything that he loves. The other anons are mistaken, this movie is actually christkino.

did anyone else play the garbage ass video game on xbox 360?

>>213664054
Good take about his redemption and the difference of the worlds his realm had spanned.

>>213656681
someone's a child raping jew

>>213657909
That is probably the inspiration.

>>213655386
That's a hard line tbf

>>213658620
lol no