Thread 213656068

Johnny Depp in talks to return as Jack Sparrow

https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1955266137953894619

>>213656068 (OP)
He's too old let the character die and give us a new pirate
a new MALE pirate

>>213656086
They can bring in new guys and keep Jack Sparrow as a goofy side character.

>>213656068 (OP)
Guess he got his 1,000,001 alpacas

This calls for a celebratory megapint

>>213656068 (OP)
>Jack Sparrow gets locked in a magic treasure chest, waking up in the 21st century
>despairing over the poor state of modern pirates in Africa, he decides to set them right

HE WON
HE WON
HE WON
HE WON
HE WON

The early ones were good, but it just gets formulaic after a while.

>>213656086
>He's too old
He is old, but I mean, you can have a good character age and still be good. Maybe not a leading man, but you can do a lot with an older version of a favorite character.

However, I'm not really sure I want Pirates of the Caribbean: Rotating cast of Young Actors edition. Keira was perfect and I don't want her replaced with a younger model.

>>213656086
Jack is a comedic character, being fat and retarded works for him.

Thy should have stopped at 3. The ones after haven't been as good.

>>213656330
>Thy should have stopped at 3
and got no billy? I think not

>>213656330
They should have stopped at zero, they suck and the whole concept is as gay or possibly gayer than capeslop.

>>213656068 (OP)
What happened with Disney canceling him for eternity?

>>213656361
>amber turd cost us 10 years, 3 possible pirates kino

>>213656363
Boo. Jack is fun, Keira Knightley is hot, and the music is good.

>>213656330
>The ones after haven't been as good.
I think the 4th had a moment or two in it that was passable, but realistically both 4 and 5 were just sort of parodies of formula, but without the commitment or heart. They felt like a cynical play using the IP rights rather than having anything to say about the characters or the world.

Which, I'm fairly sure any new movie would be the same way. Because it's not like you're bringing back the whole cast and if you did they're 20 years older now and not really into it. So it would just feel like people showing up for a paycheck, like Indiana Jones.

>>213656363
sybau
1 is a 10/10 movie

>>213656068 (OP)
So pirate movies are about to be the new Capeshit?

>>213656068 (OP)
Good for him, but I'd rather watch Black Pearl for the 20th time than whatever they end up filming

>>213656086
>give us a new pirate
>a new MALE pirate
Done. A black male pirate with a white female love interest.

>>213656361
>On Stranger Tides had a $400 million budget in 2011
What the fuck, how is that possible?

Elizabeth is a CUNT

>>213656068 (OP)
What happens to the Margot Robbie reboot?

>>213656661
>shot the movie in 3D which was incredibly expensive at the time
>johnny depp alone had an insane salary of like $50 million
>on location shooting
>also had like two dozen special effects studios working on the CGI
it all piles up

>>213656661
>Depp was paid an ungodly salary (pretty sure it was the record when discounting revenue sharing deals)
>shooting on many different locations
>3D cameras similar to the ones in Avatar
>massive amount of outsourced VFX work

>>213656068 (OP)
did Amber Heard have to pay him any money? I guess not if hes that desperate

>>213656086
Why don't they just make an entirely new swashbuckling adventure movie rather than rehashing the same franchise over and over again

>>213656068 (OP)
Remember when they threatened to replace him with Margot Robbie and girlboss the franchise? Guess there's a level of money even THEY aren't willing to lose.

>>213656987
Because the first part of the caribbean was unbelievable. It was so fucking good. They did everything right It's insane. It's like The Dark Knight.
Even dead mans chest and the third one weren't as good despite all the visuals and the story and everything being amped up. They just weren't as good. The first one was fucking perfect and Johnny Depp was so perfect as Jack Sparrow and he'll probably for a very long time sill be remembered as the greatest fictional pirate ever
You can't just move on and make new pirate stuff. I mean you can, there's a reason the first one was made in the first place, but most people in charge can't because they're all fucking greedy stupid fags that should not be in the positions they're in anyway and that's why most movies and shows all suck now.
Women and shitskins thanks to kews have basically destroyed everything that white males have built and everything is all that woke shit now.

>>213656068 (OP)
Yes

then again the last two movies lacked a punch and a central villain
i hope they bring the tentacles guy back and the east india corporation baddie

>>213656987
Because the first part of the pirates of the caribbean was unbelievable. It was so fucking good. They did everything right It's insane. It's like The Dark Knight.
Even dead mans chest and the third one weren't as good despite all the visuals and the story and everything being amped up. They just weren't as good. The first one was fucking perfect and Johnny Depp was so perfect as Jack Sparrow and he'll probably for a very long time sill be remembered as the greatest fictional pirate ever
You can't just move on and make new pirate stuff. I mean you can, there's a reason the first one was made in the first place, but most people in charge can't because they're all fucking greedy stupid fags that should not be in the positions they're in anyway and that's why most movies and shows all suck now.
Women and shitskins thanks to jews have basically destroyed everything that white males have built and everything is all that woke shit now.

>>213656872
>>213656891
hivemind

>>213656987
Because by and large original movies don't make a lot money anymore, its all sequels and remakes, you need to be an established IP or audiences won't bother

Why did the pirate genre never take off like the western genre did? Pirates are cooler than cowboys.

>>213657248
You're such a stupid fag. That's not what it is at all you dumb faggot. If they made a movie that was on the quality of the original Pirates of the Caribbean right now, then everyone would watch It. And then they make a fuck ton of money.
> People just want to watch sequels
No, you retarded faggot, that's not what it is. It's because movies and shows all fucking suck now. They fucking suck so hard. It's insane. Everyone in charge is completely retarded and they all cope about it like you
You're not even allowed to really do anything anymore anyway. All the people in charge are women. Even the chiefs of police in so many states in America are all women now because of nothing more than diy
Society and that includes basically all forms of entertainment are all fucked because jews have given women and shitskins control over everything.
It's that fucking simple, sorry.

>>213657387
Bro slop like the Lilo & Stitch remake made a billion dollars, the How to Train Your Dragon remake made over $600m despite being a shot for shot reprint
people don't give a fuck about originality or quality, they want algorithmic comfort and escapism

>>213657385
Cowboys are easier to film and pirates are inherently gay

>>213656086
Jack Sparrow as an old, fat loser would be the only thing worth doing. Fuck it, make him solid grey. Mortality has completely caught up with him. He's trying to do the dashing adventurer shit but he's too old to fight and too fat to get laid. People share tales of the legendary Captain Jack Sparrow and he keeps getting his ass kicked for impersonating himself. Bring in a new young guy and have Jack be a drunken mentor whose savvy is worth way more than his body. It'd make way more sense than taking Luke Skywalker or Indiana Jones and ruining their lives for no reason.

>>213656289
Only reason I want another is closure for the end credits stinger from 5 with Davy Jones and to see what the fuck was the deal with the bald witch.

>>213657385
Black Pearl perfected the genre on first try and no one wanted to compete

yagbarro...?

>>213656086
This. Dead man tell tales already killed his characters image. They busted him down from a legend to a pathetic wreck for a quick laugh

>>213656086
There's no pirates of the caribbean without Jack

he's the only charismatic character left after what they did to Barbossa just so Sbarro could have one last laugh

>>213657701
They already did this, it sucked.

Are we gonna get more doofus kino?

>>213657701
...from the twisted mind of Star Wars Episode VIII The Last Jedi... comes...

>>213658129
the doofus duo on the right stopped appearing after the third movie for some reason

perhaps they wanted to be paid more

>>213657631
You're completely fucking retarded. What you said wasn't true at all and you're clearly too fucking stupid to understand this topic.
> Yo bro normals are just fucking dumb and they want the sequels and there's no point yothis movie made a trillion yo bro
You're fucking retarded and you're a part of the reason why movies are bad now.

>>213656363
The first one is a perfect adventure movie because Jack is a side character. The rest are lacking.

>>213656068 (OP)
The only story left for Jack Sparrow is passing on the torch. We already got that storyline with Will Turner though. And I don't know what myths are they going to talk about when the last movie pretty much killed anything supernatural with their mcGuffin.

>>213658233
This is exactly why Stranger Tides felt so weird.
You never got a comedic break because he was always on screen trying to be goofy.

At least they tried to introduce new young characters in Dead Men. It's probably the only thing that can save the series from fizzling out with dying/aging actors.

>>213656304
Not really. Being fat isn't really funny, it's sad and pathetic. The humour of Jack's character isn't that he's sad and pathetic, it's that he's mischievous and clumsy but in a way where you can't quite tell if he's planned it out that way or not.

YAG

>>213657631
That isn't slop. Those were very, very successful animated films that were then made into live action because of their success and they got all the views and money they got because of families and children and people wanting to see what we're already established animated films in such a regard
People don't just want to see sequels and prequels. You used such dishonest examples because you don't actually have a real substantiated example to back up what you say.
They want to see quality films that they care about and have an attachment to. Nothing garners actual quality and care like an actual good fucking movie. Do you think we're in the Twilight Zone and we just can't fucking make good movies anymore that give people the amount of feeling and effect and influence that shit like Frozen bad?
We can make those movies and we can make them again and again and people would watch them and they would pay for it
The only genuine problem is that everyone behind all the movies and shows and everything are a bunch of jews and women and shitskins that don't fucking know how to do anything.

>>213658561
Had**

>>213656361
Were Dead Man's Chest and At World's End shot at the same time?

>Hey, why don't.. I have any more Rum? It's like...
>...Gone

>>213657701
gay and retarded
old jack should just be the new keeper of the code

>>213658561
>they got all the views and money they got because of families and children and people wanting to see what we're already established animated films in such a regard
>People don't just want to see sequels and prequels
....lol wut?
People want what they're already familiar with but also don't want to see more of what they're familiar with?
try not to contradict yourself so early next time
never thought I'd see the day that disney live action remakes were defended as anything other than being trash on /tv/

>>213656304
out of shape? yes. retarded? no. that's why after the trilogy jack was shit, they turned him into looney toones character. Jack always had intelligence and didn't rely solely on luck to survive.

>>213658391
Correct. Looks like the usual suspects aka screechers are weighing in on yet another franchise with their "passing the torch" and "fat, old loser" shtick. Unfuckingbelievable

>>213658830
his compass is the only thing he had going for him

jack was never smart, just clever

>>213658745
Those people fitting the criteria I mentioned isn't the entire population or even the majority when it comes to adults willing to pay and go to the movies if they feel it's worth it you absolute fucking retard
>UH LOL WUT LOL WUT IM SUPER COOL N SMART
nope you're a fucking stupid retard who doesn't understand the slightest shit
I would bet my life savings on the fact that your skin is the color of poop.

>>213658946
>Umm actually I wasn't talking about the general audience, just a dumb obscure niche that has no impact on the box office or culture in general
>also you're brown
Like a parody of a /v/ poster
The funniest part is you getting angry over a harmless lol wut fucking lmao

>>213656068 (OP)
Womembros...

>>213657385
the concept is incredibly hard to film

>>213657385
western allows more flexibility... you could theoretically have a cowboy in a boat

pirates always have to be on a boat

>>213657385
Authentic clothing, weaponry, architecture, vessels, settings, and acting are difficult to replicate/find.
How much money do you think it costs to film 10 minutes on an authentic vessel with good actors, clothing, while at sea? Don't forget the insurance and medical staff, diving team, crew boats, electrical safety including generators, firemen, security, and above-all, ensuring TOURISTS don't find out and start fucking about 1 hour into filming, driving jetskis in the background to piss you off.

If he's going to look like this then I'd prefer for him not to
https://youtu.be/OSalvfWhdFA?t=19

>>213659870
nothing AI filters can't fix, savvy?

>>213656987
Because every pirate movie without Johnny Depp in it bombs hard.

>>213656987
Because that would require effort

>>213656987
That's what Jungle Cruise is supposed to be.

>>213660064
that movie was so bad

>>213658659
They were.
I thought they were kino as well.

>>213656068 (OP)
The trial really made people forget how dogshit the last once was huh

>>213661266
They were all dogshit, Anon. The premise, the setting, the music, and the actors carried every one of them.

>>213656363
Go back to masterbating to that boring Netflix show about chess with that weird looking girl you wannabe pseudointellectual

I don't think it will be good. But Johnny should get some roles again. Wednesday season 3 maybe.

>>213656068 (OP)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Nursing Home Caretaker Named Pearl Who Beats Me Every Day

@grok Is this true?

>>213656068 (OP)
are they going to reference the fountain of youth? kinda a big plot device

It will only work if they get back Gore. only he understood the movies.

>>213656068 (OP)
No he hasn't. That old jew who produces them simply said in an off hand remark that he's seen Depp lately. Means fuck all.

>>213665900
If they bring back the writer of the first 4 terry russio and not chuck his 5th one cript out again and hire 2 random nobody foreign directors then sure

>>213659915
they tried that at the end of that one and shopped half his jawline off

depp got slim again during the promotion of the fifth one after being in bad shape during filming, but the dudes 62 now although with Disney shekels I'm sure he could get back into super shape and some make up to appear younger. They also need to not put him in the regular sparrow look, obviously keep some parts but give him a bigger beard in the same style, grayish parts in it and longer hair. Make him look like a pirate legend type of thing

>>213657170
In an alternative universe, the sequel to Black Pearl wouldn't have been so epic and wouldn't even have Elizabeth or Will. It would have been a Jack and Norrington buddy cop movie. My idea copy and pasted was:
> Pick up shortly after the first movie with Norrington and his crew pursuing Jack and the Black Pearl. The chase takes them as far as the coast of west Africa, both ships get wrecked in some massive storm, and both crews wash up ashore only to be enslaved by African warriors, with some weird voodoo cult thing going on. It's essentially a buddy cop movie with Jack and Norrington. They have good chemistry and make a real odd couple. I think it would have been cool despite how much I liked Davy Jones in DMC. Either the voodoo cult leader has his own agenda or he's got some deal with Davy Jones where his magic sacrificial shit creates the storms off the coast of Africa (one such storm being the thing that shipwrecks Jack/Norton) so Jones can saddle up to the dying, shipwrecked crews that are left stranded out at sea and recruit them into the Dutchman. Main villain is black voodoo cult leader but Davy Jones is the linger, greater but off-screen threat who gets hyped up. Only glimpses of the guy. He's the big bad in 3rd one and is gunning for Norton and Jack specifically because he's partly angry over them killing his steady supply of lost souls and partly because he realises they're damn talented men, so think of his villainous agenda basically being a very aggressive recruitment campaign. The scale really quite small - on par with Pearl, not a big pirate vs. east india company war. You'd basically have a trilogy where 2/3rds of the movies are a buddy cop thing with Jack and Norrington.

>>213657170
>The first one was fucking perfect
I think it's one of the most perfectly paced movies I have ever seen and they gave every character (in such a big cast) a moment to shine. I'm also a Bong so there is a bit of a kick in actually seeing the Royal Navy and such being cool, i.e. the pirates surrender immediately the second they lose their immortality edge

>>213656086
>a new MALE pirate
Jewish or black?

>>213657170
It is crazy how the industry has just degraded since

>>213656068 (OP)
They'll give him $100m for a new trilogy. Disney are desperate for blockbusters with the MCU failing so badly.

>>213658175
the scrawny dude made a tv show about metal detectors and didn't have time for the 4th movie

It's pure 100% kino

>>213656330
They should have stopped at exactly 1.

Apparently Depp is abysmally bad when it comes to managing finances, so he probably needs the money.

Spending millions of dollars on vintage wine is not a great investment, especially if you drink all of it.

>>213657170
I thought Dead Man's Chest was pretty good

>>213666206
>>The first one was fucking perfect
>I think it's one of the most perfectly paced movies I have ever seen and they gave every character (in such a big cast) a moment to shine

I think the script is also super tight in the sense that every character has a very understandable and very reasonable agenda and when they cross paths, they play off each other so well and it all continues to make sense without feeling contrived at all. It's all so effortlessly reasonable and sense-making, and even though of course it has some cinematic embellishments here and there, it's almost like you're watching/reading/listening to a retelling of some interesting events that could plausibly take place, like a real life story that happened the way it happened because that's what it would be like if these characters met in this manner. Very satisfying.

>>213656068 (OP)
>old
>bloated
>balding
just retire, old animal abuser

>>213657387
Me on the right

>>213656413
t. Michael Bolton

>>213656068 (OP)
>if he likes
>implying he wouldn't just dive on any morsel of money in 2025

>>213656361
Wait, there are only 5 movies? Why I have the feeling they made 10 of them

>>213656392
They found out that the most popular consensus was that he was in the right so they changed their morality to align with what would earn them more money.

>>213656068 (OP)
This calls for a mega pint.

>>213656258
underrated post, would watch this kino

>>213656068 (OP)
It's not about his age. Johnny just needs to lose a bit of weight and get a moderately athletic build, no insane effort required. The real problem is that his current design is outdated and makes him look a hobo. Give him a proper captain’s look, make it badass, aesthetically sharp and visually appealling

>>213667279
You might be confusing it with The Land Before Time.

>>213656068 (OP)
I rewatched the trilogy the last week, and it was surprising to see just how much elizabeth swann feels like a mary sue. She has never sailed or fought in her life before the first movie but saves the day more than any other character, and half of the story is all the males fighting over her. This peaked in the third movie with the retarded pirate king plot and her somehow having to motivate all the pirates to fight. The entire third movie was worse than I remembered, really. The giant fucking navy armada just turned and fled after 1 (one) of their sips got sunk when they outnumbered the pirates by like 20 to 1.Were there no other commanding officers? Anyway, the first movie at least is still great, and the second also holds up well.

>>213667936
If Keira knightly was at least a bombshell I could tolerate it but she looks weird and her acting sucks. Worst part of the franchise

>returning as Jack Sparrow
He never left, even once the cameras stopped rolling and the paychecks stopped coming in

>>213656068 (OP)
He used to be perfectly “medicated”. Now he just acts like a crackhead.

>>213656068 (OP)
Oh shit. Just fix the fucking mess that the last movie made out of the continuity. Make a story about a psychopath who kills off the mermaids after going "Last Unicorn" on them, and Sparrow tries to save them.

>>213656143
Sparrow was the side character in the original movie. Will and Elizabeth were the main characters.

>>213669152
He IS a crackhead. He's overdosed probably more times than Charlie Sheen has, and it's nothing but the devil's luck that he's still alive. Plus he's an ultra-woke retard. That's why I didn't feel sorry for him when the bed-shitter was fucking up his life.

>>213657166
No they need to do something fresh. They need to go to the US colonies and the bad guy should be some corrupt american revolution guerilla cell leader. Keep the supernatural stuff to a minimum

If they're going to do one. Do a trilogy but start fresh. It's gay but have a younger cast set in the world (not too young maybe 20 to 25) and good casting where they look older not some retarded fluoride zoomers.

And have Jack be like his dad in it. A big pirate legend who appears toward the end of the first new one and helps them in the second. Also give him a new look. Same accessories and shit and beard but bigger and greyer. Make him like a Legend figure in the world where he's super famous now.

>>213657387
Johnny Depp seems like a sensitive guy who would be great with kids.

>>213656068 (OP)
Jack had been so flanderized, why can't they let him die already?

>>213667569
This was him only just pushing 4 and a half years ago and this was AFTER pirates 5 released when he was bloated and looking like shit for a while. So he can "get into shape". I'm sure with Disney shekels and the type of dude he is even at 62 he could do it. Mad to fucking Johnny Depp is 62 what the fuck lol.

>>213658921
Congrats, you fell for his act.

>>213656258
I was going to say something negative because pumping out sequels never works but I'd watch that.

>>213656361
why do normal piece of shit people with their teeth falling out of their head give a shit about "box office" and why is that incessantly posted on this board?

>>213670621
/v/ermins

Disney own Monkey Island through Lucas film they should do a cross over where guybrush finds jack and wants him to teach him to be a pirate and starts a new franchise and since monkey island used the Disneyland pirates ride etc as inspiration it would be full circle and self referential and introduce the characters of the game etc and they could make another half dozen movies easily

>>213670968
A trailer set in the POTC world and live action Guybrush appears with the theme would be absolute kino.

>>213656405
she legitimately did tank the franchise that's crazy to think about lmao

>>213666328
>2 is unironically better than 1
>3 kind of went too far up its own ass with the lore and was the start of flanderizing Jack as an exclusively quirky goofball but it was still a decent conclusion
>4 is like the cheap made-for-TV film that somehow became the most expensive movie of its time
>5 attempts to continue the OG trilogy's story but feels really lame and half-assed in comparison

I just want him to return to stick it to that bitch ex-wife who tried to ruin him with lies

>>213656068 (OP)
If I remember righ Johnny give the middle finger to the Disney.

What are this change of heart?

>>213656068 (OP)
>Pirates after 2007
just let it go

>>213672870
You have to be insane to say no to Disney money, apparently Depp isn't

>>213656330
All were kino

>>213656068 (OP)
>insufferable overacting washed out homosexual wants to do part 49 of a normie movie
sad

>>213656068 (OP)
What happened to their all-female reboot that was supposed to be led by Margot Robbie?

>Agrees to do it for a gorillion dollars
>Attends all the pre-production and table reads, even contributes to the screenplay
>Shows up for the first day of shooting early
>Gets in costume, gets breakfast, and walks around entertaining everybody in-character
>"TO YOUR MARKS, CAMERAS ROLLING! AND, ACTION!"
>Pulls down pantaloons
>Shits on the set
>Leaves
>

>>213673209
Amber no!!!!!!!!

>>213670621
Box office results drive the entire industry, dumbass.

>>213673577
Oh don't play stupid now you fucking shiteater, the _only_ reason box office results are posted in this God forsaken website is to "own" the other side because you've made console war your entire personality
>HURR MY SHIT ATTRACTS THE MOST FLIES THAT MEANS I WON!!1111
Eat shit and die

>>213673950
>box office results for POTC being posted in a thread about POTC is a "console war"
take meds, schizo

>>213659915
Kek this looked so bad. Why does Disney keep insisting on using cgi to make actors younger?

We need a new slutty aids infested female pirate with bare feet.

>>213656068 (OP)
too bogged

>>213674347
I nominate Amber Heard

>>213656584
Pirates and cowboys are half the settings where black people aren't out of place, so I ain't even mad.

>>213657701
they did exactly this with the new indiana jones and it was terrible

>>213657385
Water based movies are hard and expensive. A Pirate movie couldn't work on a budget like the Dollars trilogy.

>>213656068 (OP)
They should get Rob Marshall back for it

>>213676227
I recently rewatched all 5 PotC films thanks to threads on /tv/ and I don't get the hate for 4, I remember hating it when it came out, I was 12 then, but now rewatching it, it was pretty great. 5 was meh though, it did have some good scenes and visuals tho.

>>213656068 (OP)
Those movies were always lame and it was the death of his career doing perpetual pirate shit, just like Cameron and the blue hippie alien shit. Depp used to be cool and do all kinds of kino, but now he's just Jack faggot Sparrow doing self-referential inside jokes, no different to Arnie making ice puns. Glad he dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of #MeToo, but fuck the pirate shit.

>>213676386
4 had retarded ending
5 had retarded retcon

>>213676556
How was 4 ending retarded?

>>213656068 (OP)
I hope, let that ship sink JD. He can't need the money and did Disney ever apologize for jumping to conclusions based of "shitty" allegations?

>>213656258
>despairing over the poor state of modern pirates in Africa, he decides to set them right
I'm pretty sure they already did this in South Park.

I would honestly watch it just to boost Deep's career, he deserves it after the Amber Turd stuff botched his deals
He deserves a comeback
I would also like to come on the back of his daughter, but that's another, different thing

>>213656086
He's gonna get the Skywalker treatment.
Marooned on some small island for years the heroine will find him fat and he'll be trying to hit on her.

>>213656068 (OP)
the last one was so fucking bad though

I love johnny but he is simply too old/burnt out to play the role of the suave young swashbuckler anymore, he simply didnt take care of himself/kept himself fit for the role

Now the way i Would handle it, is get someone equally good looking and strange, my pick would be the guy that played elvis, and make him the new jack sparrow type role, and you would merely reference jacks influence that he had on the world, like how they handled all the assasin creed games after the first with altair, just contstantlt referencing all the cool shit he did off screen

Perhaps if they make it about actual piracy and keep it low stakes and not uber magical BS it has the opportunity to be kino
>inb4 potc was always fantastical
Yeah sure but Jack dealing with bogstandard pirates and company men would be interesting. Never forget that Cutler Beckett was the best villian in the series and he was just a normal man.

Elizabeth and Will's kids were kind of a flop. Should they pull the emergency lever and give Jack Sparrow a kid?

>>213678592
So pretty

>>213656086
you know people would be more open to "pasing the torch" kind of movies if the torch got passed to a straight white guy for once.

>>213656068 (OP)
>Pirates makes a comeback
>Mortdecai does not
I AM MAD!

>>213656987
cause young people are broke and only 35+ are the only ones who still watch movies.

>>213676386
the movie is super cheap. no real big set pieces nor even a ship battle.
they just hang around this island for an hour.
also the girl was annoying and black beard kinda underwhelming.

>>213672870
>what changed
he won and holds all the cards

>>213666243
>black
could work. he's a pirate not a saint

>>213656068 (OP)
Easy, make Jack Sparrow the villain. He’s never been good or bad, just a pirate. Now imagine this, he’s older, greedier, and back on an immortality hunt. The dropped the ball with the foutain of youth, but they could still pull this off, they have black magic to explore, voodoo magic too, it's all on the table.

>>213656258
I'd see that in theaters.

>>213680046
She's part black through her dad's side, and you can tell

>Destroy Poseidon's Trident the last movie
Poseidon comes back to take revenge, there, the plot for the sixth film

>>213657095
We were robbed.

>>213678592
>>213678592
holy dave franco forehead

>>213656086
Jim Hawk

>>213656175
>>213656216
a toast!

>>213656258
Unironically kino

>>213656258
>here's your 21st century pirate jack

>>213672870

>What are this change of heart?
Money.

>>213656330
4 was ok
The only good thing about 5 was Salazar and even he was lame compared to Jones and Barbossa

>>213656361
Literally how???

>>213658129
Didn't Pinster and Riggerti die?

>>213682346
Not out right confirmed.

Wasn't it going to be an all female crew of pirates? Disney?!? ALL FEMALE! ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU SAID?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>213680293
redpill me about Mortdecai

is it a good movie?

>>213676386
penelope cruz was an awful leading woman
black beard wasn't threatening enough
jack becomes a cartoon of his old self

>>213670343
it's not an act
he's a doofus even in private when no one is watching

this is not a kaysersoze situation, he's just a dumb guy with uncanny luck