Thread 213656428

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Anonymous 8/14/2025, 3:07:12 AM No.213656428 >>213656733 >>213658229 >>213658796

>snaps his fingers
>makes Hawkeye's penis disappear

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 3:19:07 AM No.213656733 >>213656852

>>213656428 (OP)
Why's Thor just stare at him? He could've taken the axe out and hit him again, or left the axe in and grabbed his hand, or something besides stare at him with his mouth open like he's hoping a cock will fly by.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 3:24:23 AM No.213656852

>>213656733
He was kneeling to KINGnos...

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:06:51 AM No.213657915 >>213659498

Penis status?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:08:23 AM No.213657945 >>213659498

Dick detection?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:09:10 AM No.213657964

Snowplows really are the most evil fucking thing on god's green earth

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:20:40 AM No.213658229 >>213658819

Jeremy-Renner~2.jpg md5: 9cc0af03... 🔍

>>213656428 (OP)
I bet he wishes Thanos aimed for his head instead.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:22:32 AM No.213658266 >>213658549

85d0e5de66e3f71e810c2397fb370915~2.jpg md5: e08d157a... 🔍

Realistically, how would you guys have gotten out of this situation?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:34:00 AM No.213658549 >>213658741

>>213658266
I've played a lot of Dark Souls. I'd just roll.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:38:54 AM No.213658653 >>213659498

Rod report?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:42:21 AM No.213658725

Purloined Penor

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:43:09 AM No.213658740

Snapped Shlong.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:43:09 AM No.213658741

>>213658549
But what if you were still halfway through your sets of pushups?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:45:20 AM No.213658796

>>213656428 (OP)
His penis didn’t disappear, it was digested.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:46:20 AM No.213658819

>>213658229
He did.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:47:27 AM No.213658837

Jeremy got rundown by a snowplow
Clearing the driveway christmas eve
Now you can say now he does not have a penis
More like a stretched out sock or wizards sleeve

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:06:20 AM No.213659312 >>213659498

Pecker presentation?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:13:31 AM No.213659498

>>213657915
>>213657945
>>213658653
>>213659312
Gone. Reduced to atoms.