← Home ← Back to /tv/

Thread 213658247

206 posts 58 images /tv/
Anonymous No.213658247 >>213658333 >>213658366 >>213659902 >>213660911 >>213663436 >>213665831 >>213666563 >>213666700 >>213666703 >>213666823 >>213667773 >>213668082 >>213668220 >>213668441 >>213668623 >>213668623 >>213670818 >>213670834 >>213671511 >>213671714 >>213672589 >>213673269 >>213674006 >>213675324 >>213675407 >>213676279 >>213676284 >>213676357 >>213678570 >>213679398 >>213679845 >>213680241
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
Anonymous No.213658260 >>213668702 >>213671357 >>213673248 >>213675922 >>213679811 >>213680946
Try me
Anonymous No.213658304
stares into a diamond and says it quarterized to build a inferior model
Anonymous No.213658324
I've seen food chains wendy
*dies*
Anonymous No.213658333 >>213675393
>>213658247 (OP)
I also have trouble distinguishing characters of the same hair color. All white people look the same.
Anonymous No.213658366
>>213658247 (OP)
Anonymous No.213659818
foolish, Dante
Anonymous No.213659902
>>213658247 (OP)
>JUDGEMENT CUT!
Anonymous No.213660137
Sting?
Anonymous No.213660540 >>213665902
I've seen a beautiful wife
I've seen a beautiful house
I've seen the wheel of a large automobile
All of it gone, like water at the bottom of the ocean
Anonymous No.213660838 >>213663042 >>213663568 >>213665806 >>213670588 >>213676279 >>213677197 >>213681291
Who did it better?
Anonymous No.213660911
>>213658247 (OP)
>As I live and breathe, Grayman Givens
Anonymous No.213661460 >>213661598 >>213664929 >>213670771 >>213677227 >>213679559
Anonymous No.213661598 >>213663014 >>213666747 >>213668402
>>213661460
Based sting
King of pain is the song of a lifetime
Anonymous No.213662908
Martin Freeman?
Anonymous No.213663014
>>213661598
man in briefcase mogs
Anonymous No.213663042 >>213663568
>>213660838
I'm Batou-maxing right now
Anonymous No.213663436
>>213658247 (OP)
>Filmed in
>SUPERMARIONATION
Anonymous No.213663568 >>213665824
>>213660838
>>213663042
Love me beagle
Love me beer
Love me Major
'Ate yakuza
not roicist, just don't like 'em
simple as
Anonymous No.213664929 >>213665789
>>213661460
I saw him live
Anonymous No.213665789
>>213664929
at least you didn't see him die
Anonymous No.213665806
>>213660838
The bar fight is easily the most aura maxxing the guy had in the shell movie.
Anonymous No.213665824
>>213663568
What is the original about?
Anonymous No.213665831
>>213658247 (OP)
all those moments... lost.. like bonuses.... in the situation
Anonymous No.213665902 >>213672502
>>213660540
>misquoting talking heads
this is such an obscure reference lmao
Anonymous No.213666405
Didn't you get the memo?
Anonymous No.213666442
I might be undertakin' a situation here
Anonymous No.213666563 >>213675674
>>213658247 (OP)
When does he turn into a pickle?
Anonymous No.213666700
>>213658247 (OP)
We’ve found our Magneto.
Anonymous No.213666703
>>213658247 (OP)
>Do some pimp ass shit. I'ma break the ground with my voice. Make his eyes turn WHITE
Anonymous No.213666747
>>213661598
Fields Of Gold and get fucked.
Anonymous No.213666823
>>213658247 (OP)
Sendin' out an SOS
Sendin' out an SOS
Sendin' out an SOS
Sendin' out an SOS
Sendin' out an SOS
Sendin' out an SOS
Anonymous No.213667724 >>213667745 >>213667850
why do they play ill-fitting rock music at the end of every episode?
Anonymous No.213667745
>>213667724
It fits how they feel
Anonymous No.213667773
>>213658247 (OP)
one of the worst characters in the show, he looks like an upset lesbian
Anonymous No.213667850
>>213667724
doing dumb quirky shit like that generates buzz, it's all marketing
Anonymous No.213668082 >>213668241
>>213658247 (OP)
so he isn't human right?
Anonymous No.213668220 >>213668328 >>213669930
>>213658247 (OP)
Why did he go on a completely unprompted monologue about humans and predators when they were just flying in to rescue civilians from a crashed spaceship? Piss poor writing
Anonymous No.213668241 >>213668270 >>213668277 >>213668371
>>213668082
What tipped you off, Sherlock? His rant about "you humans" or the fact that he literally looks exactly like Roy Batty?
Anonymous No.213668264
looks like malcolm mcdowell
Anonymous No.213668270
>>213668241
bit of both
Anonymous No.213668277 >>213668345
>>213668241
I’d be surprised if even 1/10 of the people talking about this have actually seen it.
Anonymous No.213668328 >>213668365 >>213668371 >>213674125
>>213668220
He's a synth with no behavioral controls like David or Ash. They say and do weird shit and ultimately develop a god complex and begin to malfunction or act outside the interests of their creators.
Anonymous No.213668345 >>213669930
>>213668277
I have seen it wtf? I've only seen the first ep I'm going to watch the 2nd one later tonight but I assume the reveal that he isn't human isn't going to happen ep2
Anonymous No.213668365
>>213668328
So he just happened to go on this particular monologue while they're headed for a ship that has the xenomorph on board? Too much of a coincidence, unless it turns out he somehow knew about it
Anonymous No.213668371 >>213668547 >>213681126
>>213668328
I think he's a bio-engineered android blade runner takes place in the same universe like this anon >>213668241
suggests
Anonymous No.213668402
>>213661598
for me, it's Walking on the Moon
Anonymous No.213668441
>>213658247 (OP)
Deadwood season 4??
Anonymous No.213668547 >>213668574
>>213668371
>the opening blurb of the show indicates that the contest for immortality will involve synths, cyborgs and hybrids.
>all the promo material, IMDB, etc say he is a synth.
>he is wearing those grey utility overalls that synths tend to wear like David 8
He's a robot. Kirsh is a goddamn robot!
Anonymous No.213668574 >>213668639 >>213668689
>>213668547
those are red herrings he's a roy batty
Anonymous No.213668623
>>213658247 (OP)
>>213658247 (OP)
holy slopa was this a complete mess of a premier episode.
the suits obviously got nervous about the budget and sent off for 5 rewrites with 10 different writers. tone is all over the place, and its full of nonsensical shit and one liners delivered almost out of context.
clumsy anime tier infodumping didn't do it any favors either.
Anonymous No.213668639 >>213668674 >>213668689
>>213668574
roy batty was a robot
Anonymous No.213668656
why did he suddenly change his attitude towards wendy during their flight to siam
Anonymous No.213668674
>>213668639
A bio engineered android, organic not mechanical like David and Ash
Anonymous No.213668689
>>213668574
>>213668639
BATTY BOY BATTY BOY
Anonymous No.213668702 >>213668971
>>213658260
Walton Goggins on the moon calling a xenomorph a space nigger
Anonymous No.213668971
>>213668702
>I've seen nogs you wouldn't believe, gold teeth glittering in the dark near the MLK Gate
>eating chicken covered in Lawry's in the airlock
Anonymous No.213669930 >>213670237 >>213670712
>>213668345
Why would they have to reveal what they already strongly inferred. Like yeah he does synth shit in episode 2 but it's not like "woah he was actually a synth the whole time", you're just not meant to be retarded.

>>213668220
Your autistic. He knew she was thinking of her brother and was trying to explain to her that they were barely on the same level anymore. And because your super dumb I'll explain that it's implied by her saying that she's going to save him and his wry smile in response that she is going to try and make him a hyrbid.
Anonymous No.213670237 >>213670295 >>213670317 >>213672218
>>213669930
>she explains to the children why they're special and adults can't be made into hybrids
>proceeds to put all of her eggs in the "impressing my boss to get him to make my adult brother a hybrid" basket
I guess a dumb kid would just assume he'd figure it out eventually since he got that far, but I don't really get why she's so optimistic about it when she already knows the corp is being dishonest
Anonymous No.213670295 >>213670424
>>213670237
Also, if they're all supposed to become smarter than him... wouldn't they quickly intuit that they'd been murdered/aren't the same person/are being exploited only for a manchild's companionship? Why wouldn't he foresee them immediately resenting and usurping him if they're smart enough to know what he's done?
Anonymous No.213670317 >>213670541
>>213670237
in what way is boy genius being dishonest?
Anonymous No.213670424 >>213670541
>>213670295
one they are children, two they go in knowing exactly whats going to happen, three they aren't being murdered by any metric that they go by. They were terminal they had low quality of life and would soon die.
Anonymous No.213670541 >>213670579 >>213670589
>>213670317
>>213670424
>you'll wake up :)
the entire intro to the show was them calming cattle with reassurances before slaughtering them, they could have cured any of their diseases if they had a profitable reason to but needed/wanted them as test subjects so they used the most efficient means they could. part of the point was that a child literally cannot give informed consent in that context

actually thinking he did them a favor is very telling, let me know how your neuralink works out
Anonymous No.213670579 >>213670766
>>213670541
thats just dumb they would have died they can still choose to terminate themselves if they don't like their new state of being no-one is being tricked
>they could have cured any of their diseases
proof?
Anonymous No.213670588 >>213671537
>>213660838
How do I copy his look?
Anonymous No.213670589 >>213670766
>>213670541
their parents/guardians gave consent, wendy tells her brother that their dad knew that she didn't die in episode 2
Anonymous No.213670712 >>213670720
>>213669930
>Your
Anonymous No.213670720
>>213670712
>reddit
Anonymous No.213670743
>live in world where space travel is common
>go to space
>see space ships
>brag about it
Anonymous No.213670766 >>213670794 >>213670800 >>213670852
>>213670589
>>213670579
>um it's actually all legally sound sir
based lawful evil arasaka goons
>proof?
it's the blade runner/alien universe, I think it's pretty reasonable that a trillionaire could pull a leukemia/lung disease/whatever else they had treatment out of his ass that surpasses (if not eclipses) our modern day measures. the whole setting is built around class disparity and have-nots seething at elitism

or am I supposed to believe peter weyland got his old mummy ass clobbered by an alien at age 103 because he luckily never got cancer, not because he was a selfish old fuck with an empire built around keeping his gay mind alive?
Anonymous No.213670771
>>213661460
When are we getting a retrofuturist reboot of Lynch's Dune?
Anonymous No.213670794
>>213670766
why should they cure the kids for free if their parents can't afford it?
Anonymous No.213670800 >>213671155
>>213670766
one prometheus isn't canon, the showrunner already confirmed that and two
>I think it's pretty reasonable to blah blah
so no proof just your head canon, got it
Anonymous No.213670818 >>213671053
>>213658247 (OP)
>wouldn't believe
I couldn't believe how fucking skinny Olyphant's legs were. I was actually taken aback, he has the legs of an anorexic female model in that wideshot where he leaves the compound with the other synths
Anonymous No.213670834
>>213658247 (OP)
Vergil?
Anonymous No.213670852 >>213671155
>>213670766
lets try this another way, if you or even more importantly your young child had stage 4 terminal cancer which I hear is incredibly painful then a trillionare offers to transfer your consciousness into a new body would you do it or not? and if not why not?
Anonymous No.213671053
>>213670818
Anonymous No.213671155 >>213671272 >>213671274
>>213670800
>June 1, 2022 AD
>Scientists from the Health Division identify the genetic chain of events for 98% of cancers. Using genetically-altered cells as well as elements found beyond Earth’s heavens, Weyland successfully deploys an effective cure for almost all cancers.
https://avp.fandom.com/wiki/Weyland_Corp

>>213670852
No, you fucking retard. Let's go with the kid since asking me to argue my own subjective view on whether I'm being killed would be even more pointless:

1. My child is dead in this scenario if I agree. Its memories are being overwritten into a blank synthetic body. It's ChatGPT trained on a decade of experiences, not my actual child. You can argue it acts in the exact same way so as to be indistinguishable, but they are not the same person, mentally or physically.

2. In the show, afterwards they get to serve as slaves for a corporation in exchange for their uplifting. Boy Genius doesn't seem to have much interest in returning them to their families when his fun experiment is over, and no other corporation in the setting would either (unless logical extrapolation is again, off limits). I would not be getting my child back, they would go be Zoomer Musk's latest concubine or serve in a death squad.

Best case scenario, you are not getting your kid, you're getting a robot cosplaying as your kid that could massacre a dozen men in seconds and you can also no longer trust it. What else are they uploading in there? What happens when/if you or someone else needs to tell your kid "no" and they can shear your skull apart with their fingers, even if they don't mean to? I would take the chances on whatever treatment was available or bury my child knowing they died human and they GOT to die instead of their copy sitting in some faggot's personal archive forever, edited and uploaded into soulless golems as convenient.
Anonymous No.213671197 >>213671274
I am glad frogposters don't procreate even though it was just a hypothetical.
Anonymous No.213671272 >>213671298 >>213671534
>>213671155
the child is dead anyway and dies a horrible painful death as their last few months/weeks/days of life are lived in horrible agony, you are then adding made up scenarios like concubines or death squads. You are inventing worst case scenarios when we are already shown that isn't the case. Worst case scenario is the child lives in peace during their final few weeks of life and has the best care available then dies a peaceful painless death calm and unafraid, best case scenario they become functionally immortal.
Anonymous No.213671274 >>213671298
>>213671155
Also, the show touched on how developmentally fucked they are, they're permanently mentally children mixed. You can't just homeschool that out yourself or take them to a bored marine for physical training and turn them into adults, it's a huge undertaking with years of hormonal therapy and psychological therapy that only the corp itself would be able to provide (and we still don't know if it's even possible yet). Even if you got your kid and are convinced it's fine, they're a time bomb and going to be a problem eventually.

>>213671197
I'm glad you could let me know you had no rebuttal
Anonymous No.213671298 >>213671319
>>213671274
I'm the one you are replying to and my rebuttable is right here >>213671272
Anonymous No.213671319
>>213671298
>rebuttable
lol meant rebuttal obviously
Anonymous No.213671357 >>213671420 >>213671489 >>213682025
>>213658260
I was off my head on amphetanmines popping off tracers listening to the prodigy mixed with the screams of an MLRS launcher making the shadows in the woods dance while I thought that the rockets engines in the sky looked like angels falling form heaven

Balkans 1991
Anonymous No.213671420
>>213671357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTBFZ-To2E
Anonymous No.213671489
>>213671357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ9k5NePfks
Anonymous No.213671511
>>213658247 (OP)
is tim elephant good in this?
Anonymous No.213671534 >>213671660
>>213671272
>You are inventing worst case scenarios when we are already shown that isn't the case
It's currently happening. They stormed 9/11's ground zero with an armed cyborg and lethal extraterrestrials inside. The only reason they exist in the first place is to socially stimulate a bored manbaby.
>Worst case scenario is the child lives in peace during their final few weeks of life and has the best care available then dies a peaceful painless death calm and unafraid
How sweet of them to be nice to your child before killing them? Are we still ignoring the point where cancer is a solved problem in-setting and none of the suffering was actually necessary anyway?
Anonymous No.213671537 >>213679144
>>213670588
you need to finish grade 10
Anonymous No.213671660 >>213672172 >>213673320
>>213671534
ok the cyborg works for weyland yutani not the boy genius, we have nothing to indicate the hybrids quality of life is anything but excellet and we are shown the children are very well treated both before and after the transfer once again you fail to grasp that they had two choices
>die painfully and horribly
>die peacefully and maybe get a chance at new life
its that simple thats what it boils down to speculating on anything else is just headcanon or something from prometheus which as already said is not canon.
Anonymous No.213671714 >>213671726
>>213658247 (OP)
why were the kids in androids sent on a dangerous mission?
Anonymous No.213671726
>>213671714
stress testing
Anonymous No.213671754 >>213671778
no need to split hairs over morality of saving/not saving dying kids, one of them was "healthy as a horse" and they've murdered him anyway
Anonymous No.213671778 >>213671820
>>213671754
no they weren't they were all sick very sick watch the scene again
Anonymous No.213671820 >>213671920
>>213671778
one of them literally said he was healthy
Anonymous No.213671920 >>213672103
>>213671820
yea your thinking of the black kid and no your wrong they were talking about degrees of health and one of them said its impossible to quantify 100% being perfect health "as healthy as a horse" which none of them were they were all comparing their own sicknesses jfc pay attention
Anonymous No.213672027
Ive been watching these movies since alien and the show is good. Shut up and enjoy it zoomer shits
Anonymous No.213672103 >>213672192
>>213671920
nowhere it was said they were all sick
Anonymous No.213672172 >>213672220
>>213671660
>ok the cyborg works for weyland yutani not the boy genius
I know that, I'm saying they were sent into extremely unpredictable and dangerous circumstances on a whim - the wrecked apartment tenement, embedded ship, aliens on board (at the very least) and the hyper-competent George Droid that is willing to kill innocent people.
>we have nothing to indicate the hybrids quality of life is anything but excellet and we are shown the children are very well treated both before and after the transfer
Why wouldn't they treat them well? They're trying to keep them obedient and nurse them into fucking geniuses to be the CEO's friends, of course they're going to lovebomb them like a cult. The science mom's entire job is to humanize the corp for the kids and win them over early.

>you fail to grasp that they had two choices
>die painfully and horribly
>die peacefully and maybe get a chance at new life
I grasp that and spent the last hour explaining why one is a bad choice lol
>speculating on anything else is just headcanon or something from prometheus which as already said is not canon
Even if we pretend they couldn't have done anything about their diseases, you're still trusting Boy Genius to have your best interests in mind afterwards when he only cares about himself. It doesn't work out in this shit, ever. I'm amazed that someone could watch the Blade Runner or Alien movies and then get to Alien: Earth and actually, unironically think
>hmm... yes, I can trust this corporation to revive my terminally ill child as a superhuman. I truly have no other feasible option but watching them writhe in pain and cry until they expire
Anonymous No.213672192
>>213672103
really? yes it was in the exact scene you are talking about, you idiot
Anonymous No.213672218
>>213670237
SHE can figure it out
Anonymous No.213672220 >>213672337 >>213673320
>>213672172
there job is search and rescue they are doing there job, once again if you believe they are dead then who cares if their are synthetic copies? if you believe they are the same person then it worked, either way you are wrong.
Anonymous No.213672337 >>213672465 >>213672506
>>213672220
>there job is search and rescue they are doing there job
Their job is checking out the ship and seizing the aliens on board as corporate property. Who have they rescued, other than the girl's brother? They weren't even going to go along until the girl begged and insisted she'd rise to the occasion. It's a dry run to see how they work in the field, if they tried to start pulling ashy chinks out of rubble Justified would get mad at them just like he got mad at the girl for running her side quest instead of running after specimens.
Anonymous No.213672465 >>213672661
>>213672337
no it isn't once again pay attention, they immediately suited up and went to the ship for search and rescue, they don't know anything about the specimens at that point they are just doing what they are paid to do which is...search and rescue
Anonymous No.213672502
>>213665902
It's not obscure at all thougever
Anonymous No.213672506 >>213672661
>>213672337
I mean the search and rescue team not the hybrids obviously, I was answering two different parts of your obnoxiously long post.
Anonymous No.213672589
>>213658247 (OP)
blonde eyebrow bros our time is now
Anonymous No.213672661 >>213672728
>>213672465
>>213672506
>they're actually search and rescue because they kept yelling out search and rescue while doing their black op
when you did the fib raid in GTA V did you start trying to put out the fire too
Anonymous No.213672728 >>213673029
>>213672661
I've never played gta so I have no idea what you are talking about frog posters really are the lowest forms of life
Anonymous No.213673029 >>213673061
>>213672728
It's a frog's board, you're just posting in it.
Anonymous No.213673061 >>213673193 >>213673320
>>213673029
no it isn't new fag you are basically putting up a big sign saying
>i'm a nufag retard and expect everything I post to be retarded
at least it makes you easy to spot
Anonymous No.213673193 >>213673249
>>213673061
I post more authentically and with 1/10th the effort you do and still surpass your sludge tier thoughts. Just look into the brain scanner bro, you'll wake up after
Anonymous No.213673248 >>213676043 >>213676275 >>213680896
>>213658260
I've seen a man crush his daughters head with a rock for having a book.
Ahhh Afghanistan

Asian Muslims are subhuman
Anonymous No.213673249 >>213673320
>>213673193
you post trash and stupidity but as I said at least you're an avatar fag so your easy to spot.
Anonymous No.213673269
>>213658247 (OP)
RAYBAN GIBBONS!
Anonymous No.213673320 >>213673395
>>213673249
>your

>>213673061
>new fag

>>213672220
>there

>>213671660
excellet

Woman, child or ESL? Place your bets!
Anonymous No.213673387
After you are enough shit and you think there are 10000 religions currently
You go man the real god probably doesn't exist or is a incompetent.
But hey people still divide each other up over their fake gods and fake fortunes that don't exist anywhere but on paper.
Rich people poor people Muslims Christians Jews all die the same and go no where

Because clearly God if he does exist doesn't fucking care about you finding him. Otherwise we wouldn't have 10000 current religions. We'd have one
Anonymous No.213673395 >>213673513
>>213673320
>lose argument
>start spamming frogs
yep its a nufag last (you) retard
Anonymous No.213673513
>>213673395
>"if you don't want somebody to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied"
- Sun Tzu
Anonymous No.213673520 >>213673897 >>213674940
we need to get some webms going, there are some sweet scenes
Anonymous No.213673897 >>213673991 >>213674003 >>213674017
>>213673520
I rewound after this scene. The alien is in the previous shot, you just don't notice him.
Anonymous No.213673991
>>213673897
they did this multiple times, other people came within like a foot of it at one point through some wires
Anonymous No.213674003 >>213674070
>>213673897
No, that's the first shot with the xeno, it wasn't there originally.
Anonymous No.213674006
>>213658247 (OP)
Ever seen a woman sell her body to the night?
Anonymous No.213674017 >>213674560
>>213673897
yea its very well done there is an earlier one as well when its blending into the ruined ship
Anonymous No.213674070
>>213674003
yes they talk to the idiot at the party when the camera pans back out it is there
Anonymous No.213674125
>>213668328
Ash had safety controls. It wasn't programmed to prioritize the safety of the crew over the wellbeing of the company.
Anonymous No.213674560 >>213674798 >>213675378
>>213674017
I have a pet theory that Xenomorphs "scan" their surroundings as they grow up from chestburster to adult, so that the final form helps them blend in better. That's why we see so many varieties in their design
Anonymous No.213674798
>>213674560
eh as good an explanation as any
Anonymous No.213674940 >>213675378 >>213675780 >>213676149 >>213681375
>>213673520
Anonymous No.213675324 >>213675578
>>213658247 (OP)
>FOOLISHNESS, DANTE... FOOLISHNESS.
Anonymous No.213675378
>>213674560
>>213674940
nice based webm anon
Anonymous No.213675393
>>213658333
>only white people have the same hair color
Isn't Europe pretty much the only continent with significant levels of hair colors besides black?
Anonymous No.213675407 >>213675493
>>213658247 (OP)
Can't say this didn't occur to me.
Anonymous No.213675493 >>213679118
>>213675407
so wtf is with that asian "android"? I assume he is one. Hes creepy and weird but what the fuck was going on, on that ship?
Anonymous No.213675578
>>213675324
Heal your wounds, Dante
Anonymous No.213675674
>>213666563
Anonymous No.213675780 >>213675958
>>213674940
>a prior scene shows the same exact statue in the center of the frame but without the Alien on it
>first time the Alien's in the background it doesn't move nor does the camera focus on it
I have problems with the dialogue and all the forced Disney memberberries are awful, but I like everything surrounding the actual Alien in the show.
Anonymous No.213675922
>>213658260
Ive seen the us become minority white, i have seen a chinese man get eaten by a machine and ive seen a liberal white woman refuse to pick out her white husbands brown killer in a lineup.
Anonymous No.213675958
>>213675780
its clever there are maybe 2 mins where the brother and the solider are talking to the rich idiot, then the camera pans back and its their
Anonymous No.213676043
>>213673248
All muslims should be final solutioned together with the kikes
Anonymous No.213676088 >>213681440
Crashing the ship with no survivors
Anonymous No.213676149
>>213674940
>we have to let them know about that piece of shit alien!
>...
>he's behind me isn't he...
Anonymous No.213676275 >>213676303
>>213673248
She was infected with a chestburster.
Anonymous No.213676279 >>213677154
>>213660838
>>213658247 (OP)
It’s an intentional reference right?
Couldn’t unsee this in the show.

I luv me Elephant but he seems a bit miscast if he’s not going to be more assertive here.
Anonymous No.213676284
>>213658247 (OP)

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
>Like carrots, handbags, cheese, toilets,
>Russians, planets, hamsters, weddings,
>Poets, Stalin, Kuala Lumpur!
>Pygmies, budgies, Kuala Lumpur!
Anonymous No.213676303 >>213676397
>>213676275
that's double homicide
Anonymous No.213676357
>>213658247 (OP)
You have never stared into the face of an angry God as it laughs at how small you are and then you stare right back at it and make it blink!
Anonymous No.213676397 >>213676511
>>213676303
The chestburster is not hominid.
Anonymous No.213676511 >>213678337
>>213676397
alien progeny incorporates the dna of the host organism
Anonymous No.213677154 >>213677216
>>213676279
>It’s an intentional reference right?
It's more of a reference to this
Anonymous No.213677197
>>213660838
GITS 2017+JP dub=chef's kiss
Anonymous No.213677204 >>213677272 >>213677866
Why do they keep adding the blue laser with the eggs LMAO, same in Romulus.
The show isn't as horrible as I thought it would be, would be much better without the useless human drama that the studio insists on and the Alien looks too much like plastic but it's alright.
Anonymous No.213677216
>>213677154
thats exactly what he means by intentional reference, what did you think he meant?
Anonymous No.213677227
>>213661460
Random Hajile
Anonymous No.213677272 >>213677925
>>213677204
because you have the blue lasers with the eggs, you might notice the xeno immediately honed in on the eggs when the laser field was broken, do you even Alien? don't break the blue laser light its like rule 101
Anonymous No.213677866 >>213677925
>>213677204
>Why do they keep adding the blue laser with the eggs LMAO, same in Romulus.
I honestly have no idea but apparently it's more than a cosmetic effect, seeing as the Alien started running towards the eggs the second someone stepped into it the light.
Anonymous No.213677925 >>213678105 >>213678692
>>213677866
>>213677272
The laser in Alien was clearly meant to be a product of the derelict ship, not anything the aliens did, we never see it happening in Aliens for example.
It's just dumb.
Anonymous No.213678105
>>213677925
I think I remember something about there being some gas that had settled there which was causing the effect. I'm not sure what it was in the show.
Anonymous No.213678337
>>213676511
YWNBAH
Anonymous No.213678408 >>213678638
So
He's totally a Roy Batty, right?
Anonymous No.213678570
>>213658247 (OP)
Bros...Virgil is getting old...just like me...(eats pizza)
Anonymous No.213678638
>>213678408
This is his origin story.
Anonymous No.213678692 >>213681440 >>213681440
>>213677925
Why does every Alien or Predator piece of cinema always have a black actor who mogs most of the cast?
Anonymous No.213679118
>>213675493
I dunno seems like the particulars of how they came into contact with the eggs were more interesting than the shit about the peter pan
how is this a science vessel with just 1 bitch doing some rudimentary science and a bunch of bluecollars
Anonymous No.213679144 >>213679169
>>213671537
Already finished it twice, retard
Anonymous No.213679169
>>213679144
based high achiever
Anonymous No.213679172 >>213679301 >>213679619
The problem with A:E is that it's neither good enough nor bad enough to be proper entertaining
It's just fucking dull
Anonymous No.213679301 >>213679619
>>213679172
its really sad to think of all the man hours put into the sets and then seeing that the writer and director just phoned it in
Anonymous No.213679388
is that the guy?
Anonymous No.213679398 >>213679469 >>213680145
>>213658247 (OP)

How long do you think it will take for the Boy genius trillionaire to try and get romantic with a Xeno? The most intelligent of humanity always get seduced by them due to Queens exhibiting IQs far beyond anything they are capable of and his whole thing seems to be about finding an intellectual equal.
Anonymous No.213679469 >>213679546 >>213679711 >>213680145
>>213679398
You wouldn't fuck a Queen would you
Anonymous No.213679546 >>213679581
>>213679469
off-model
Anonymous No.213679559
>>213661460
Anonymous No.213679581
>>213679546
Pleasure model
Anonymous No.213679619 >>213680180
>>213679172
>>213679301
I hate you idiot zoomers so much its unreal
Anonymous No.213679711 >>213680145
>>213679469

I have a sub-160 IQ, so no. I forget the comic, but the ones who are actually capable of hearing them in their thoughts and are drawn to obedience tend to just be killed by the Queen rather than bred for more Xenos. Queens always prefer for the dumb and simple minded to become the basis for the healthiest and strongest drones and Praetorians. Nerds tend to make far more unstable Xenomorphs that don’t meld with the hive mind.
Anonymous No.213679811
>>213658260
MUTHAFUCCIN LAZERS BITCH
Anonymous No.213679845
>>213658247 (OP)
>THEY'RE GAY LIKE STING AND BONO
>YEAH
>YEAH
>YEAH
>YEAH
Anonymous No.213680145 >>213680298 >>213680515 >>213680823
>>213679398
>>213679469
>>213679711
what the fuck kind of gooner fanfiction nonsense have you been reading?
Anonymous No.213680180 >>213680564
>>213679619
i'm 52, i saw the original film in the theater, i appreciate the sets in this show the but writing is subpar and the directing isn't doing any favors, its typical for FX tho
Anonymous No.213680241
>>213658247 (OP)
Blade Runner takes place in 2019, so impossible
Anonymous No.213680298
>>213680145
Let her knuckle deep in your borderline, Anon.
Anonymous No.213680335 >>213680532
anyone else think the rotweiler in the first episode was an easter egg to Alien3
Anonymous No.213680515
>>213680145

I don’t recall any of the comics going into that much details, but Queens can mind control weaker willed humans into forming cults around it. Scientist with high intelligence but weak wills also had habits of being puppeted by them.

My personal favorite comic was one where Wayland Yutani hopped up a convict on psychedelics and drugs ti the point where he was shittalking and swiping at a Drone they put in his containment cell. Without a Queen to guide it, the drone actually was spooked enough by the convicts confidence that it just hid in the room until the guy sobered up. Once the actually became aware and started going apeshit with fear, the Xeno instantly retaliated and mutilated his body.
Anonymous No.213680532
>>213680335
Thought the exact same thing.
Anonymous No.213680564 >>213680627
>>213680180
you saw alien in the cinema when you were 6 years old? no wonder you aren't right in the head
Anonymous No.213680627 >>213680680
>>213680564
yeah my parents took me to see all kinds of horror films in the 70s and early 80s, i remember Alien, the Howling, some shitty dracula movie and of course The Thing, which scared me the most
still me not being right in the head as you say doesnt' mean i'm wrong about the writing of the show or weak directing.
Anonymous No.213680680 >>213680952
>>213680627
no it says a lot, like ow you both couldn't remember much less understand what you were watching. Saying you saw these films when you were 6 years old just means you had bad parents not that you have any insight into them.
Anonymous No.213680823
>>213680145
The pre alien 3 blackhorse comics and novels had queens with some mental powers to cause bad dreams
Anonymous No.213680896
>>213673248
in all seriousness, there was this white Christian American guy who killed his 2 children for no reason, at the least the afgan muslim had a reason
Anonymous No.213680946
>>213658260
I've seen a guy die after getting fucked by a horse on camera
I've seen a guy sit on a glass jar just to have it break inside his anus
I've seen two girls eat an ice cream made of shit and puke
all those moments will be lost like piss in shower
Anonymous No.213680952 >>213681171
>>213680680
lol, yes but i have rewatched them all numerous times since then, read all the comics, magazine interviews etc, played the games.
i don't get why you're defending a mediocre show. even the xeno looks subpar.
hopefully somehow it gets better.
Anonymous No.213681126 >>213681198
>>213668371
>I think he's a bio-engineered android blade runner takes place in the same universe
Does it?
Anonymous No.213681171
>>213680952
yes yes I have
Anonymous No.213681198
>>213681126
yea it does, they even have a weylan yutani reference in bladerunner and a tyrell corp reference in alien
Anonymous No.213681291
>>213660838
the anime
Anonymous No.213681341 >>213681446
>tyrell corp reference in alien
Was that shown in the new show?
Anonymous No.213681375
>>213674940
that webm seems to have a bit too much noise
Anonymous No.213681440
>>213676088
was he a spy for Prodigy?>>213678692
>>213678692
tfw the bonus situation is in jeopardy if you don't get this alien back onto Weyland Yutani property
Anonymous No.213681446 >>213681531
>>213681341
you could just ask instead of being a faggot no its in Alien
Anonymous No.213681531 >>213681572
>>213681446
>you could just ask
And I asked negro
Anonymous No.213681572 >>213681669
>>213681531
in a passive aggressive not actually just replying way
Anonymous No.213681669 >>213681951
>>213681572
>in a passive aggressive not actually just replying way
Come on mayne
Anonymous No.213681951
>>213681669
just don't be a faggot ok?
Anonymous No.213682025
>>213671357
Neat