Thread 213659617

Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

>>213659617 (OP)
Rape. The answer is always rape

>Buy 5000$ of S&P500
>Return to present time a millionaire
>Party, gamble and whore my way to an early grave

>>213659617 (OP)
Become a Mad Man

>>213659617 (OP)
Buy one bitcoin.

>>213659617 (OP)
>kill Oswald as soon as you arrive
>go back to the present and see if that saved JFK

>>213660100
no bitcoin in 1963 zoomer

>>213660168
yea, as if the Mossad would not finish the job goy

>>213659617 (OP)
Dress as a clown and hide in the sewer near Stephen King's childhood home

Bang Marilyn Monroe

>>213660168
There were multiple shooters so good luck with that

>>213659617 (OP)
I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.

>>213660589
I'm so sleepy

>>213659617 (OP)
Put a roof on JFK's car and bulletproof glass.

>>213659617 (OP)
Get a job and wait a couple years

>>213659617 (OP)
>LEE HARVEY OSWALD ACTED ALONE
>EPSTEIN LIST DOESN'T EXIST

>>213660168
it's a hell of a thing, killing a man

>>213660202
why would Mossad want to kill jfk?

>>213659617 (OP)
11th day of the 22nd month

>>213660589
And nobody talked? I would be bragging at the shooting range

>>213661403
was he on the lolita express?

>>213659617 (OP)
saving JFK wouldn't have done anything but some short time link differences.

>>213659617 (OP)
if I were there it wouldn't have gone like, there'd be a lot of blood from jfk, lbj, and mlk

>>213659617 (OP)
He was such a fucking idiot. Who gives a fuck about JFK? He was able to have prime Sarah Gadon, and he never tried to go back. WTF? I know the Stephen King bullshit where "time" would fuck with him if he made too many changes, but it never really fucked with him when he was just being a teacher and getting with Gadon. The only trouble spot was her ex husband whop was a psycho, that guy would need to be dealt with. But other than that just live a quiet life with Gadon and he could be an English teacher while she was the school librarian, and spend the rest of your life with her. Use some future knowledge for a little extra money I suppose, but don't try and become rich otherwise "time" might start some shit.

>>213659617 (OP)
>Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

Type up everything that is supposed to happen (Oswald, School Book Depository, guy on the hill, etc.) and mimeograph a ton of copies and mail them to every journalist I can find.

Then marry Sarah Gadon and with my knowledge of the future, live happily ever after.

>>213661321

Cooler car already available.

>>213659617 (OP)
Is that his IP?

>>213661403
yes

>>213662359
do yuropoors really?

>>213659617 (OP)
Is this series good? I read the book several years ago and I liked it, it was one of the only King books that didn't have weird underaged sex stuff in it.
Who did they cast for the redhead he meets in Texas? Do they talk about the broom handle?

>>213664344
if you like time pieces its alright

>>213663665
very nice pic desu

>>213664360
I do like time stuff. Is it on Hulu only still?

>>213659617 (OP)
>month.day.year
do amerifats really?

>>213659617 (OP)
kill hitler

>>213659617 (OP)
Shit my pants, do a 360 and walk out

>>213664406
Month/day/year is better because it gives context in the proper order and people say "July 15th," not "15th July" in conversation.
Day/month/year makes more sense if you don't think linguistically (IE npc with no inner dialogue.)

>>213659617 (OP)
do everything in my power to create a paradox to end this miserable charade we call life

>>213664467
Good film that, "Born on July 4th".

>>213664528
>>213664467
metahoprical destruction, you got rekt anon, Evropa wins again

>>213662326
jfk was the only one stopping israel from obtaining nukes.
they got their nukes like a year later lol

I dropped this show after the episode with the weird and nonsensical plotline about a guy who put a clothes peg on his dick because he was molested or something.

>>213659617 (OP)
Groom a schizo into attempting, and inevitably failing, an exact copy of the event a few weeks beforehand, forcing everyone to be on alert and specifically trained for that style of assassination.

>>213664401
idk i dont pay hollyjew for my viewing entertainment

>>213665206
he loves his pie

>>213659617 (OP)
>watch this
>that ending
>watch friend play dustborn (ironically)
>JFK set up an oppressive police state
I thought Jack was the Lion of the Left but I guess liberals don't like him anymore

>>213665206
I wish I liked pie. I only like chocolate pie. Everyone but me gets to enjoy Thanksgiving so much but I hate most of the staples.

>>213665401
YO THIS NIGGA EATIN CHOCOLATE PUDDIN

>>213665401
the fuck
whats not to like?
that's like saying i don't like pizza or donuts

>>213659617 (OP)
>>213660168
I don't remember, is there a reason why they don't do that? Just day one trial and error instead of waiting 3 years.

>>213659617 (OP)

invest in bell helicopter

>>213665206
Is this a Spider-Man reference?

>>213659990
FPBP

>>213659617 (OP)
Fuck the President.

>Find a normie job
>Save like crazy for the next 20 years
>Invest in Microsoft, Google, Amazon, etc. when they first arrive on the scene
>Might even contact them earlier and offer angel capital for big portions of the companies
>Become billionaire
>Fuck bitches on my yacht snorting coke out of their anuses.

>>213660080
sally draper was just about to hit her prime. would molest

>>213665195
based

>>213659617 (OP)
How did this show manage to make time travel so boring

>>213665511
He jumps to a time when Lee Oswald is in the Soviet Union, lots of things happen before he even has the chance.
>>213665206
It's a shame that he got cancelled, he does a good job in this.

>>213660080
You can actually do that right now. It's not that hard.

>>213665206
SEX WITH THAT DINER WENCH

>>213665264
>dustborn
>sounds cool lemme check it
>negress up front on the cover
>close window

No thanks kek

>>213662383
You would make a terrible murderer, but that’s a good thing.

>>213663665
I sometimes forget that ads used to try to sell you something.

>>213666986
In the 60s you could buy Xerox shares and start earlier.

>>213660168
>Trying to save the commie irish prick
Best plan is to shoot LBJ

>>213665511
Maybe he's innocent. Normal people don't want ot kill innocent people

>>213667158
Recommend non-boring ones then

>>213662383
>And nobody talked?
Nobody would believe you if you did, and if they did, then you'd be next. These things are perpetrated by kings and queens, but pawns...obedient, disposable pawns.

>>213665401
Man I just moved to this place with a really good pie shop and it has totally changed my opinion on pies. I used to never care for them but now I’m getting them all the time and demolishing them.

>>213659617 (OP)
Impregnate as much black women as i could

>>213659617 (OP)
I'd line myself up with cheap opium or heroin and stay high for most of the in between time. Then I'd show up a few days in advance in Dallas to kill Oswald.
Then after I found out the future was fucked up I'd have gone back to live in the past again and let JFK die.
I'm not sure if the show followed the book all the way. I just read the book.

>>213662411
under aliases

>>213659617 (OP)
Id tell Hadrian to never leave a job half done

>>213663665
Best stingray is 69, but yes, this is already a cooler car.

>>213661321
454 SS, I race Porsches
White leather seats, as fresh as Air Forces
I say, I'm doing 'bout a hundred but the track still bumping
Number 8 on N.W.A, "Straight Outta Compton"

>>213660034
How would you get $5000 in the 60s?

>>213669050
Bet on historic events.

>>213669086
Can you name one without looking it up?

>>213669098
he would look them up before going there, retard

>find Sarah Gadon and marry her
>Exploit my future knowledge for financial gain
>live a nice easy life in the 60s as a rich white man

Sure it would take some getting used to no longer having internet or video games, but I'd adapt eventually

>>213669136
Like you can choose the day you're getting there

I'd go back in time and shoot Paul Castellano and John Gotti, see if that would save JFK. It would.

>>213664672
LBJ made an offer

>>213669265
yes? the premise of the story is that he has a time portal that takes him to one specific date in the 60s and he can use it whenever he pleases.

>>213669163
>no longer having internet
I would shot myself

>>213669098
I think most American adults could pick the winner of every presidential election winners JFK simply because they've never heard of the losers.

>>213660202
>Right after JFK got pissed at the CIA for trying to give chemical missiles to Egypt

>>213659617 (OP)
Shoot JFK a month prior. That'd really blow their minds

>>213671088
>you will NEVER make love to SG every day in 1960s white america

>>213659617 (OP)
Eat the free meat.

>>213671178
>1960s america
>bush from the asshole to belly button
why even your fantasy sucks and is some wallet generic white woman

>>213669845
>zoomie steps into a time portal to 1960
>"i'll just bet money on the candidate i've heard about because that will be the winner"
>it's nixon vs kennedy

>>213671580
Just bet on both during the primaries.

>>213671680
the portal in the show specifically takes you to october 1960, the primaries are over

>>213671803
Well that's a pickle then.

Work in downtown dallas and remember them filming this. Never did see Franco tho.

>>213669098
assassination of JFK. i'd get so specific on the death, that my odds would be like 3000:1

>>213659617 (OP)
>day of shooting
>bomb I prepped goes off in a place close to the president
>president's route is diverted and he is immediately pulled out of a public situation

He will probably just get killed on some other day though, but I've done my part.

>>213664528
kek perfect response

>>213672134
>sir, some guy knows we're assassinating the president next week. he even knows the name of our patsy. he tried to place a bet on it at a bookie's
>i see. mkultra him into telling us how he knows and then rape him to death

I would go back and basically terrorize the town whenever I felt like it. I’d wear some armor and bring a couple AR-15s with bumperstocks and step into their world and just light up whoever I see then I’d jump back safely to my world. It would be the best way to relieve stress and boredom. If my wife is annoying me or work is stressing me out I’d take a little trip, blast some Mainers and then come back feeling good.

I would also come back with an iPad and show the whole town my newfangled technology “I found in the woods” and play some really hardcore porn to freak them out. Imagine the whole town seeing a Giorgio Gio 10v1 0% pussy DAP/TAP basin scene kek

>>213671260
cringe and not based

>>213671611
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>213669050
suck and fuck

>>213672453
they can't rape me if i rape them first (which i always do)

>>213672545
show them a bunch of bnwo edits and tell them they're real and niggers rule 2020s america. then you go back to the present and the country is a 100% white utopia ever since the great 60s purge

>>213672848
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>213669050
sell my ipod nano to ibm

>Time travel causes earthquakes
???

>>213675661
Every single successful instance of time travel has resulted in an earthquake. This is an undeniable fact.

>>213671260
>bush from the asshole to belly button
Yes.

Based Franco

>>213676331
They are like the same age, why he looks like shit?

>>213671260
>to belly button
wrong

also just tell her to shave

>>213659617 (OP)
There are no 22 months

>>213659617 (OP)
Not much would be different if JFK survived.

>>213659617 (OP)
Were men seriously judged on the quality of their suits back then? It sounded insanely autistic. Why not just wear a t shirt?

>>213659617 (OP)
Realistically? Become a serial killer/rapist. the 60's were the best time to be one due to a sea of hippie pussy being all too chill and careless.

>>213667405
It's weird to see old ads where people are happy, healthy, white, and clearly enjoying life.

>>213678871
better society
more white
less degenerate jewish influence

>>213664344
>it was one of the only King books that didn't have weird underaged sex stuff in it.

I mean, he meets sloppy sixth Bev and Richie after the events of 1958 IT, so TECHNICALLY there's weird underaged sex stuff, it's just off screen pre-book events.

>>213679517
You're a sperg. And I say that as someone that likes suits.