Thread 213661018

>HOH: Ava
>Noms: Keanu, Vince, Zach
>Veto: Kat

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- Zach 10k bribe

previously on /bb/: >>213656722

the run™

>>213661034
cute waddle contrapposto

wew

>>213661034
woah she fast

>>213661047
looks like she's turtling

>>213661034
you think she ever did a naruto run as a kid?

TLP thread

>>213661049
keanu is doomed if he's sitting on the block...

>>213661080
anime is for nerds and nerds go home (see: adrian)

boren may never get another dr. shes too stupid to read the scripted ones and is completely irrelevant in the game

mickey's strategy comes down to get the whitest people out and keep the darkest skinned people in

>>213661132
her pretending she is masterminding everything is delusional

>>213661060
h-haiyai

>>213661034
whoa she gets that arm swinging

WONT will NOT be winning any competitions and he WILL be carried to F2

Y'all got any of that crack rock?

>>213661132
Yea she's great

ropes finna chimp the fuck out when Keanu wins bussy buster + the wall

>>213661164
shes not prepared for the naruto run

>>213661178
when is the last time he was shown in an episode?

when Rachel said she played better she was thinking of Shelley

this is the perfect season to do a split house twist like in bb24

>>213661199
eggman has been capsgold this week

>>213661221
absolutely not
what a fucking momentum killer

>>213661132
when you view her game through the lens that she's doing everything she can to get kat out so she can have simp to herself, it makes more sense

rachel shouldve lost 30lbs before coming on

>>213661214
last bb unlocked

>>213661258
she's hundo p treating this as free time to get in shape kek and honestly it's been working for her

4/5 Pluto cams on ads

>>213661258
rachel should've stopped at the rigged win

Rylie putting his foot down on Kat giving any info to Lauren. Kat assured him he doesn't and he apologized.

>>213661247
that would be jankie world

>>213661385
*she doesn't

>>213661317
fr, ive seen her hitting the spin bike and walking and crunches and yoga and all that jazz nonstop

>>213661282
thats not an episode

ropes has said multiple times she'd put ava up as a pawn so I almost wish she wins the wall for yet another week of evicting allies kino
but I don't know if we could bear the levels of hohitis she'd reach with another win

>>213661401
they shouldn't do that again either

Mickey twerkin now she know she made jury

>>213661475
my neck feels better after doing this

what does kat see in rylie?

>>213661341
pluto every five minutes

>>213661528
his gigantic penis

>>213661495
it's only hohitis if they're tanking their game.
mickler is running the house with an iron fist.

Kat and Rylie don't want to vote out Keanu, but they think they have to due to Mickey

>>213661543
HE DIDNT CHECK TRIVAGO!

kat is brainless whore who isn't as cute as lauren

Vince and Ashley interacting is so weird, these people don't know each other

>>213661571
white peasants must abide their black queen

>>213661576
is she that confident keanu loses the arena?

>>213661576
them yt bitches gotta go

>>213661385
girl only has two allies and her creepy hillbilly demands she only have him

>>213661576
need keanu to win arena and hoh

Has Rylie forcibly impregnated Kat yet?

>>213661341
for me?
its getting a quick nespresso when that happens

>>213661664
yeah

lauren has maybe an iq of 70

>>213661664
Yup

the lovely lauren

lauren status hanging with the hicks in the shower

kek she took a couple steps toward the shower and she completed THE WALK

laurens GETTING IN THE SHOWER

>>213661608
Ashley kind of has that relationship with everyone because she is not listening to them, only to herself.

>my knickers
ayylmao

>>213661719
can someone put these two fucking bums on the block already, they add nothing to the game

lauren is barely on the episodes which means she’s our little secret

Grover?

>>213661777
lets get it

what ever happen to gretchen massey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzJnek1U21o

Uh, you don't get to bring friends

Hisam was wasted on such a subpar cast. He would have fucking dominated this house.

wtf hes not a tennis coach broke the feeds

I wish I could beg Ashley for her vote :(

>>213661837
>white
>male
>gay

ropes would have lynched him by now

>>213661777
My own post has now been blessed by the Seven. I have been touched, chicken salad with raisins instead of grapes for everyone.

>>213661608
Because it's fake and bullshit on both ends, one of those conversations you can comfortably ignore

>>213661837
he would have tried to put kat on the block and rylie would hang him with mickey's help

>>213661837
He would have went out the exact same way he went out, same way as Jimmy.

>>213661866
fuck yeah, anon dropping a new chicky salad tonight

>>213661777
more sevens today than i've seen all week

>>213661863
>comp god
>hates whites
>gay
we'd have a bitter faggot scorned by mick's side and unwilling to work with the youngins. he's not leaving until blockbuster is done either.
imagine keanu on steroids.

>>213661474
The sewer HOH then

>>213661823
>jase thinks janelle might be a legit trannny because shes way to good at comps

kek based

>>213661123
remember when boren was HOH and vinny got more DRs than her

>>213661928
sorry i dont watch the eps, who won that hoh again?

>>213661804
our dirty little secret

vince made a deal with ashley not to put her on the block till jury if she keeps him

>>213661973
can't wait till that gets back to rachel

>>213661965
Kelly, keanu, ropes, and jimmy

>>213661543
>WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? SHOW US SOME OF THAT... BOXING YOU'VE BEEN DOING?

>>213661900
we'll disagree to agree. I don't think his robotic ass would have choked like jimmy.

>>213661973
did he promise this to someone else?

we need to get back in that bathroom cam

>>213662013
vapid white bitch

>>213662043
i dont think so

>>213662023
AHHAHAHAHA

>>213662052
we are so back

>>213662065
we don’t sign our posts here

rylie/kat refusing to tell rachel how they're gonna vote

>>213661837
https://x.com/realityworldz/status/1697776646806179943

>>213662093
damn

this is the egg's last night :(

Lauren’s tight slit is soaking wet right now

>>213662065
>white bitch
honey she's in tune with black pop culture. she was talking about how much she loves zendaya n shieeet the other day

>>213662124
humpty dumpty had a great fall

rachel has turned into the house pariah in the past 48 hours

>>213661543
>disheveled, ambiguously european dude with obnoxious and blatantly obvious veneers
>smug condescending asshole laughing in your face
>fat bumbling retard
this commercial was written specifically to be memorable by pissing people off

It is questionable if kat is jewish or not.

My issue with Kelley is that even when she's trying to give information in a nice way, she still comes off as super condescending.

kelley said she has never eaten a steak

I bet Mickey prefers her steaks well done

leanu mentioned veggie tales kek

>>213662252
is that all nbombs? if it isn't, how do nbombs usually like there steak?

>>213662285
*their

I can’t keep my eyes open /bb/

I'd flee back to ethiopia too if I was forced to fuck the miktator

>>213662260
I'd fucking die in that house. I often think back last year that Tucker, Rubina, & I think Kimo were talking about how Christian the house was and how creepy it had gotten. It's not as preachy without Chelsie but Mickey's bringing the hate.

>>213662285
Yes, it's a stereotype they like well done steaks. I assume there's truth to it, I was in a steakhouse once where there was a whole family reunion or whatever of blacks and they all ordered steaks well done with steak sauce.

>>213662252
I like well done steaks sometimes but blue-medium rare is preferred.

keanu telling vince he wants to take out lauren

>>213662381
we cant allow that

KELLEY NO

>>213662417
meh
it's only the coomers who get anything from her

zach is so fucked they are dunking on him to his face now

Zach is cooked cooked for votes based on this Ashley/Rachel convo.

im unironically pulling for rachel

ashley telling rachel that mickey hasnt said a bad word about her

I can't hear shit

>>213662537
Only if it's Vince/Zach, right?

GROD

mickey is so happy right now lol

Not enough butter for the grilled cheese

>>213662686
>>213662583
mayo works so much better than butter too

>>213662671
she's shuckin' and jivin' round the house

>>213662721
No.

A summer of Rylie screaming 3 rooms away wouldn't be enjoyable.

keanu talking shit about zach to ashleys face and she doesnt care

You can replace toothpaste with baking soda on the by the by

Not enough butter as you can see. The bread should be glistening, but it is at a good level of toast.

dinner's ready

>>213662841
>>213662847
That cheese is barely melted

>>213662858
Mogon tried her best :c

i like how keanu doesnt let people get away with the little gotcha comments and when they try to twist his words. he calls them out and corrects them

>>213662847
thats a lame ass grilled cheez lets be real nukkahs

kek
>sexy as hell, girl

>>213662956
Not enough butter

>>213662847
>they can't even cook grilled cheese
these people are hopeless

>>213662957
maybe hes into midgets

You got me, I'm going to attempt to make a grilled cheese with mayo now.

I don't really give a damn if Rachel is ((annoying)) they don't treat her with any respect and it pisses me off. Cirie hasn't even played better than this and everyone called her Mama Cirie, I know she is a nicer but come on.

Basically I think Rachel wants to make strong alliances but Gen Z thinks she is too old and lame or something. Gen Z also thinks sex is "gross" especially on TV fuck you, bring back Gen X to reality TV lets fucking go, real ass alliances, real bitter rivalries and every week is a duel to the death.

Gen X would be making Blockbuster the sickest high tension scariest shit of all time. Janelle vs Kaysar vs Maggie would feel like you are watching a videogame or Roman gladiators. These kids can't even flip a Big Brother winner into a Power Alliance. Fuck you and fuck Gen Z.

>>213662981
Have you tried making your own mayo at home?

>>213662940
yeah he didnt let rachel get away with her annoying comments

>>213662981
let me know, im curious as well, ive only ever done butter

After deliberately not offering to make a grilled cheese for Rachel, Mickey has now come into the wine room to eat a grilled cheese in front of Rachel.

>>213663085
top bitch has to flex on the bottom bitch

>>213662537
everyone lies to keanu

Also, Mickey caught Ashley talking to Rachel without authorization

>>213663100
keanu is winning the blockbuster

>>213663085
Rachel told morgon she doesn't want a grilled cheese

>>213663007
yes and it's good, though if you want it to be close in flavor to storebought use vegetable or other netural flavored oils, I like mayo made from olive oil but it's distinctly flavored
>>213663085
one more flex by adolf mickler

>>213663117
after she said Mickey asked everybody except her if they wanted grilled cheese

>>213662023
IF YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC, YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT.

mickey is exuding i run this shit aura

ngl morgan looking good rn

>>213663182
you should come up with a way to speak for situations like this like oh when we are around rachel dont talk shit about keanu and say we are okay with zach to stay but instead they basically said nothing making it super awkward

>>213663218
i dont think they care. they have the whole house pointed at her and keanu so i would guess they dont feel the need to fake anything towards her

>>213663207
>red shirt gray pants
kino

>rachel leaves the room
>mickey to ashley: cut the bullshit , who you voting out
>and whats up with rachel, why she acting so weird
>ashley: she was acting weird to me too

goodnight kelley

>>213663128
I prefer avocado oil or a lighter flavored olive oil. I mostly use butter and tallow so I get specialty olive oil for frying up mushrooms and veggies because store bought olive oil is often not real olive oil.

>>213663285
rachel needs to know her place

mickey confirming she's voting to evict keanu in every scenario
ashley confirming she's voting to evict keanu over zach, not sure about vince

i think mick is gonna get doubled

>>213663376
hot?

mickey don't fuck with that old mayo lady. past winner don't mean shit when mickey finna be the new winner.

>>213663376
as of now, that'd be the perfect opportunity to do it. dont have to deal with her shit for the week

>>213663385
sorry, i mean evicted in the double eviction

Keanu still throwing arena

>>213663376
by zach and vinny while dreaming about rylie

>>213663439
won't even be mad if he goes

>>213663285
mick jong un will not tolerate any dissent
mmhmm

>>213663080
Tastes pretty good, richer than butter. It's at least worth a shot.

he's not throwing

vince still trying to get keanu to throw bb
>you're always going to win in every voting scenario bro!

SHE DIDNT SAY THANK YOU WHEN SHE GOT FOOD
SHE GOTTA GO

>>213663480
he thinks he stays against zach 100%. if they've both got a considerable lead against zach i can see him throwing it.

>>213663474
Time to break out the m&ms again

rachel no leave her alone

Rachel (to Lauren): "Are you gonna flip if the votes aren't there?"
Lauren freezes

>>213663543
>i dont know yet. i mean. i dont know

>>213663543
>freezes
flips through files furiously*

shes scaring lauren

Lauren is thinking too much

>i dont know
>yea
>ithink
>ithink im thinking too much
>we shall see

>>213663560
>files
file

Poor Laurenbot she's suffering a stack overflow with Rachel trying to talk game with her

why is rachel making noises while brushing

>>213663566
she knows lauren doesnt give a fuck about zach and vice versa

Vinny speaking electric toothbrush

i dont think you're supposed to brush your teeth like a normal tooth brush with an electrical tooth brush

>>213663601
shes sucking off the toothbrush

>>213663621
no no thats whats funny. she thinks lauren would want to keep zach over vince but its actually the other way around which is why the whole convo sketched out lauren

>>213663632
you're not, it's bad for your enamel and gums if you do that

>>213663650
it's sketching out rachel and just makes her want to get vince out more

>>213663650
yep. vince is her tyler

Imagine how much time would pass just cooking anything for the house, I'll make it for ya. "Oh did you hear Anon say something? I don't believe that, they were cooking."

SHE NEEDS TO BE NICE TO ME

>>213663684
honestly a great cover. even more so if you are cooking tasty treats

>>213663700
you're east coast time just like me

Alright /bb/ this thread inspired me to make a grilled cheese with olive oil and tortillas instead of bread and it turned out prime

>>213663684
you could make them get fat so they're worse at physical comps

>>213663739
They look alike

>>213663756
>grilled cheese with olive oil and tortillas
you mean like a quesadilla?

>cuts from nignogs to the egg
>cuts from the egg to lauren zach hug
its pottery

>>213663756
>this thread inspired me to make a grilled cheese with olive oil and tortillas instead of bread and it turned out prime
>tortilla
so you made a quesadilla?

>>213663781
they were laughing at him trying to eat

If they didn't actually watch Rachel's previous seasons, they shouldn't be allowed to lie about what her gameplay was like

>>213663771
>>213663784
It was a quesadilla which is like a grilled cheese. I have some bread left and wanted to save that for toast in the morning.

lauren KNOWS its wall comp. doesnt even have to think about it

WALL MEMERS ACTIVE

>>213663758
Ahhh!! The JC mounduix gambit.
Fatten up HGs at every step

>she NEEDS to be nice to me, I'm not being mean to her
the micktator is reaching levels of hohitis only previously theoretical

Everytime their flirting is cute and not awkward Morgan suddenly appears

ZACH ABOUT TO TELL MICKEY

>>213663878
morgans schizo but not that dumb kek, she knows to cockblock this shit

ZACH TELLING MICKEY ABOUT HIS POWER

>telling mickler about your power
what could go wrong? LMAO

please let the worst unfold

>>213663950
That is a mistake he should tell no one

if ropes wasn't a retard she'd make sure to vote his ass out over this, but she is so it'll make her want to take him to F4 or something

>>213663950
RETARD

Mickey is going to be raging drunk knowing that there was a power she didn't know about and that Morgan knew about it days before she did, and Morgan didn't say anything.

>>213663987
yessss
yesssssssss

What possible upside can he have for telling her that information

did zach at least explain the power correctly this time

she's blinking fast again

>>213664022
micktator is so stupid she'll act like it's a good thing he has a power and keep him around
because yeah in a logical world he's been going full retard this week, but these people are nuts

>everyone wants to throw it to vince now
this is actually hilarious

>>213664022
A wedge between morgon and mickey and the house going nuts trying to get that 10k

>laurentard made a quesadilla, is too stupid to know what a quesadilla is, and is adamant on calling it a "grilled cheese with tortillas"
kek

>>213664044
can't outrat the rat BITCHES

>>213664058
he's also the maktard, who is also shitty screencap guy, who is also forest beer guy, who is also tlp guy, who is also poop guy

morgan actually can keep a secret but ropes is telling the whole house about this power right?

Okay, Mickey is getting drunk on that mouth spray. She just called it sleep spray.

Why would you want your ally to tell people they're not voting for you.. what the fuck are any people in this house doing

I like how Zach just barged in, told Ashley to GTFO, and told Mickey he has a power that could have made him un-evictable this week but didn't use it. Real smooth gameplay here.

i hope a webm bro is here that was fucking hilarious

>>213664086
think she's about to tell ashley

scuba steve mentioned ?

>>213664119
The whole house is going to know by morning and ava is going to seethe that zach stole 10k from her.

last night of her hoh and i haven't seen the rodent at all

will they let zach get away with lying by omission? I didn't hear him tell ropes the hoh gets 10k, the veto can only be used on himself, or that it only is useful until jury

Lauren realizing she might have to lie about her vote, but her file system doesn't have all the required dependencies for that

>>213664154
She has been asleep since noon

>>213664080
You're obsessed

sleeping for 27 hours in a single day with a rat faced boyish jew named ava

it's so dumb you have to wait 90 days for the iguana egg to hatch

>>213664154
I hope she's miserable having to sleep back down in the bunks again. The door is gone, the lock is no longer yours.

>>213664194
you know it babe ;)

lauren is horizontal btw

>>213664163
>the veto can only be used on himself
at the very least, they'll make him clarify that

>>213664215
with her big fat ass on the block god willing

Lauren (to Vince): "Rachel thinks you’re the master manipulator and that I’m just the little girl who’s scared."

>>213664287
rare boren W for a correct take but also an L because rachel is spot on

gross

VINNY THE VETO IS RIGHT THERE

this wednesday isn't as waffley as i thought it would be

someone please fix that handle

>>213664464
felt like they waffled on tuesday instead of today, though even then there's still some waffling like kat about keanu

I want Vince to be safe, what's happening tomorrow that will ruin his chances

>>213664532
If for some reason Ropes incorrectly thinks that she should keep Zach after he told her he had a power

night babes

Goodnight fellow grilled cheese enjoyers. Goodnight even to the quesadilla person.

>>213664608
>>213664629
she did it

>>213664164
kek

its a tragedy lauren finishing that grilled cheese just now wont be documented

wait so laurens plan is to play 5d chess and say she's voting zach to get morgan to vote vince but in reality will sit there and mutter idk for 10 minutes

Morgan has been manic since learning Zach told Mickey about his power. She needs to temperature check and M&M check with Mickey for a few hours tonight.

>>213664721
that might be right, i couldn't be bothered trying to fully listen to her whispers tho

Morgan and Mickey are M&M

As expected, Mickey seems pissed that Morgan knew about Zach's power days ago and didn't say anything

>>213664853
when did zach tell mickey and when morgan know he told her?

>>213664853
yas mickler
put that one drop bitch in an oven

>>213664865
He told Mickey about an hour ago and shortly afterward told Morgan that he told Mickey

just put the guy out of his misery

>>213664881
And Mickey got called to the DR before she could immediately talk about it with Morgan

would it be weird if everytime someone tried to count m&m's with me i flipped them all over so that the were all facing the same way, logo up or down?

mickey and morgan realizing that no one is going to put zach up. so his power doesnt really do anything

>>213664881
what was is reasoning for telling mickey?

>>213664952
so vote him and flush the power, mickey

how many weeks stipend is $10k?

>>213664977
>keep zach
>morgan wins wall
>morgan puts zach up for a cool 10k
i can get behind that

>>213665003
It's better than getting 5th place. Assuming you don't count the exposure and potential for future opportunities from being a main character.

>>213664975
He framed it that he would be able to save Mickey and Morgan if they are on the block with him since he would take himself down and be a vote to evict whoever replaces him.

What Mickey is really thinking about is how she can get that 10k for herself

mickey confirms she still votes out keanu over zach, after learning about the power

classic cam 3 lauren glitch

>>213665014
rachel finished 9th her first season. kimo and rubina were top 5

all of mickey's eviction m&m's are white people

imagine if... ah forget it

mickey and morgan are saying zach should go up as a pawn for lauren hoh or one of their hoh
these bitches are crazy

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