Thread 213661489

>DUDE IM LIKE THIS NEW ENGLAND CONSTRUCTION UNION GUY FROM BOSTON AND IM TOUGH AND SHIT AYYY

*proceeds to get bitched out by Harland Williams*

>>213661489 (OP)
Is it true what happened to Nick? Was he...?

>>213661489 (OP)
GOOD MORNING

>>213661519
a VICTIM.

>>213661519
Sam beat the shit out of him once for bringing a pack of SEED OIL cookies with his lunch to a shoot. He's never bean the same since.

>>213661519
let’s just say KWAB is back on the menu

MULTIPLE VICTIMS IN LOS ANGELES HOMICIDE

SUSPECT IS DESCRIBED AS CANADIAN AMERICAN AND A "BIG STRONG GUY"

Nick R. Fort

>>213661489 (OP)
>>213661572
>Dude uhhh seed oils bad because they inflame you or some shit
Scam is a retard.

>>213661663
Even if it's not true it's infinitely more retarded to not just cook with evoo when it has way more benefits than any sneed oils

Nick and the audience just sat and watched, youre pathetic. This is not okay in 2025. Fix yourselves.

I'd drink a whole bottle of seed oil and then puke it all over Sam and he wouldnt do shit because I'm huge and half retarded

>>213661663
sam always freaks out about eating healthy but he looks out of fucking shape

>>213661865
He has the physique of that mutated guy from Robocop

>>213661865
He literally likes McDonald's and sour patch kids. He had a big Mac as a celebratory meal after his boxing match. I don't understand why he likes McDonald's so much considering he's a rich Connecticut kid, he could literally have whatever he wants and that's what he chooses?

HEAT LAMP?

>>213662206
love me big macs simple as

choir boys lmao

A HEAT LAMP?

>>213661489 (OP)
Right here?

>>213662309
>>213663766
>MARKYPOSTS could be here, Sam thought.
>"Ive never been on this podcast before, MARKYPOSTS could be anywhere"
>The heat of the lamp behind him starts to make him feel sweat building up in his ass cheeks.
>I HATE MARKYPOSTS he thought.
>Paranoid delusions reverberated his entire brain, making it pulsate as he finds one last drop of his 5 dollar MSRP, 8oz can of ZIPP that he is pretending to drink to buy time, barely caffeinated but still washing away his (merited) fear of MARKYPOSTS.
>"By flipping this table I can make him stop saying "TIGHT AND RIPE" over and over," Sam thought out loud to himself.

>Damiel don't demonstrate cunnilingus, that's humiliating, have some dignity
>make sure to buy Extreme Peace, we were all laughing when Charls sucked a cock in high def staring at the camera

>>213661519
'fraid so

IRISH

>>213664516
Sam is the shotcaller. Damiel been slacking and not putting in the work.

>>213665020
Im convinced Sam keeps people like Damiel around to plant the idea that his unfunny and autistic following might someday be a part of his crew. If they donate enough money and defend him the hardest online.

>>213665020
I never thought of it that way.

If Harland was greenlit, why didn't the rest of the mdepile put in work?

>>213661489 (OP)
This podcast really was like the culminating spiritual battle between millennials and boomers, huh?

>>213665144
Maybe inside Sam's mind. Everyone else just saw him chimp out on a senior citizen for no reason.

>>213661519
the raped

HARLANDS A HIGHWAY

>>213661663
>*smokes a gay pack of cigarettes*

>Harland makes a nice little reference to Sam's early work (Boston Ross) showing that he cared enough to watch some of his dumb videos thinking it'll start an interesting conversation about Sam's humble beginning
>Sam INSTANTLY takes massive offense thinking that Harland was calling him a chomo and referencing him grooming and fucking a minor in real life
>Sam melts down and implodes trying to get back at him while his friends try desperately to not look embarrassed and save their meal ticket
fucking cinema