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Anonymous No.213661972 >>213662040 >>213662073 >>213662087 >>213662101 >>213662203 >>213662218 >>213662259 >>213662301 >>213662465 >>213662563 >>213662640 >>213662815 >>213662849 >>213663633 >>213664013 >>213665497 >>213665560 >>213665595 >>213665756 >>213665940 >>213666077 >>213666087 >>213666106 >>213666416 >>213667239 >>213667320 >>213667741 >>213668055 >>213668075 >>213668235 >>213668269
Why didn’t her acting career take off? She was the biggest celebrity of the β€˜10s.
Anonymous No.213662040 >>213662163 >>213665724 >>213666718
>>213661972 (OP)
She declined my offer to put my penis between her breasts, so I made the call and got her blacklisted.
Anonymous No.213662063 >>213662255 >>213662877 >>213663500 >>213663932 >>213663951 >>213665620 >>213667341 >>213668259
she's probably dumb as a rock and can't act for shit. i'd love to fuck her anus, though. speaking of fucking anus, i'm never going to fuck a hot girl. im going to end my life very soon
Anonymous No.213662073 >>213665535
>>213661972 (OP)
amouranth won
Anonymous No.213662087 >>213662214
>>213661972 (OP)
Hairline.
Anonymous No.213662101 >>213662147 >>213662563 >>213666000 >>213666108
>>213661972 (OP)
>Apple mobile device image
>poorest-quality thread
>barely a few words
Once again, the math checks out. Every time, 60% of the time

Ban ALL phone posters. Only way to be sure.
Anonymous No.213662136
This balding bitch is running out of time and she still wont show her nipples and pussy on her OF videos (pirated).
Anonymous No.213662147 >>213662563
>>213662101
>when 20% of the posts in a webm thread are people asking for source when the full movie name and release year is in the filename
I fucking wish anon.
Anonymous No.213662163
>>213662040
you did the right thing, anon.
Anonymous No.213662203
>>213661972 (OP)
>She was the biggest celebrity of the β€˜10s
you incels really just say anything
Anonymous No.213662214
>>213662087
its fixed now, but shes just an of whore.
Anonymous No.213662218
>>213661972 (OP)
This is bitch's hairline is basically non-existant. If men who are balding can't make it what makes you think a woman can? Woman are good for one thing in movies. Looking pretty. You don't hire them to act or to think. Just to stand their and look pretty.
Anonymous No.213662255
>>213662063
Shit dude I feel that
The few women I’ve had sex with really weren’t great looking
Anonymous No.213662259 >>213662274
>>213661972 (OP)
She used to get her hair cut at the same barber my best friend went to in HS.
Anonymous No.213662274
>>213662259
What hair? Lmao
Anonymous No.213662301
>>213661972 (OP)
>Why didn’t her acting career take off?
Did she even try acting
Anonymous No.213662348 >>213662394 >>213662420 >>213662715
incels are so strangely fixated with hairlines
Anonymous No.213662394 >>213662440 >>213662456 >>213664090 >>213664166 >>213666751
>>213662348
The real redpill is that women generally have shit hairlines but that doesn't mean they are "balding"
Anonymous No.213662420
>>213662348
They are just projecting their own baldness
Anonymous No.213662440
>>213662394
>he took the women's hairlinepill
I warned you anon. I told you you could never go back. was it worth it?
Anonymous No.213662456
>>213662394
That's not a super thicc mane but seems pretty normal, I don't get the meme
Anonymous No.213662465
>>213661972 (OP)
Man that push up bra really works wow
Anonymous No.213662474 >>213662492
10:44
Thursday, 14 August 2025 (GMT+5:30)
Time in New Delhi, Delhi, India
Anonymous No.213662488 >>213662594
could you imagine for 15 straight years trying to be the hot girl every day
what a fucking miserable existence. i bet shes still childless too
Anonymous No.213662492
>>213662474
Sir, it's 2 am
Anonymous No.213662493 >>213662530
Reminder that the two old naked pictures of her are real
Anonymous No.213662530
>>213662493
post them or kys fag
Anonymous No.213662563 >>213662661
>>213661972 (OP)
Is that Jessica Nigri? Start of the trash-tier fake cosplayers. /cgl/ was better as a yellow board, it went to shit when it went blue board.
Everyone knows Collie was REAL best actress of that era.
>>213662101
You're absolutely right and Hicks was the only person in that shit "company" that wasn't a complete idiot.
>>213662147
I absolutely hate that. It's not like the filename is unavailible on phones, or is it on Appleshit?
Anonymous No.213662594
>>213662488
Heres a trick they don't tell you:
Most models/egirls/internet whores do huge chunks of content at a time, then trickle release it as needed.

She could literally retire and no one would ever notice if the releases came out at regular intervals and they paid the handler who pretends to be her online.
Anonymous No.213662603 >>213662633 >>213662685 >>213662873
am I supposed to know who that is
Anonymous No.213662617 >>213662879 >>213663662 >>213663911
The ideal Bimbo has a need to be fucked.
Yet Nigri, like so many e-bimbos, doesn't seem to have an actual sex-drive.
She has a sexualisation-drive - an urge to be seen as sexy by men. But when she gets that urge satisfied she emotionally cums and then has enough post-nut clarity to not go fully nude or not have a leaked sex tape or stories of her getting gangbanged at a con or something.

A real bimbo has the sexualisation-drive in order to satisfy the sex-drive. Nigri seems like she doesn't orgasm or really enjoy actual sex at all.

2/10 untrustworthy performative sluttiness, would not bang
Anonymous No.213662633
>>213662603
she's a slovakian politician
Anonymous No.213662640 >>213662775 >>213662881
>>213661972 (OP)
In a way, she was kind of like the proto-Belle Delphine.
Anonymous No.213662661
>>213662563
its because this website is becoming more and more retarded by the day. computer illiterate zoomers and boomers hear about le 4chan from their facebook or tiktok grifters and have been coming here en masse
Anonymous No.213662685 >>213666097
>>213662603
It would be useful information if you'd like to participate in the thread
Anonymous No.213662715 >>213662755
>>213662348
sorry you're norwooding, Jess
Anonymous No.213662755 >>213662777
>>213662715
You shouldn't reply to incelbait and out yourself like that, it's embarrassing
Anonymous No.213662775 >>213662873
>>213662640
She's the proto-[every E-girl]
Anonymous No.213662777 >>213662862 >>213662873
>>213662755
>pointing out a common meme is outing yourself
how much money have you spent on her content, anon?
Anonymous No.213662815
>>213661972 (OP)
Man I remember this girl doing her cosplay whore act when I was like a fcukin freshman in highschool in like 2008. And shes STILL doing it. Nice body really tho
Anonymous No.213662849
>>213661972 (OP)
>literally who
Anonymous No.213662862
>>213662777
>projects onto others paying for pics on the internet
Yeah that sure helped
Anonymous No.213662873 >>213662920
>>213662603
I think it's a cosplayer named Jessica Nigri; around that time there were a lot of hot girls finding a niche in cosplay to get attention but she was one of the first bimbo-looking ones focused on doing it regularly. There were other celebs or tv personalities beforehand that would do some sexy cosplay before but it was only a rarity.
>>213662775
You're a fucking moron if you believe that. Nigri doesn't even pre-date Boxxy, and Boxxy is a newfag faker herself.
>>213662777
>calling out the propagation of shit vocabulary means you pay for some cosplayer
Do better, what a fucking waste of trips, kill yourself.
Anonymous No.213662877
>>213662063
Why not just pay for an attractive prostitute?
Anonymous No.213662879 >>213663835
>>213662617
Jesus christ you are dumb.

Nigri gets fucked all the time by her boyfriend and perhaps others, you just don't know about it because she hides it. She doesn't want her dirty pervert fanbase to think she's getting slammed because like any farm bull that puts them off her, they want to imagine she is not getting any seed from anyone else and they can be the one to give it to her.

It's the same with all the other e-bimbos you think have no sex drive, hope that solves the big mystery to you. Many even deny they have a boyfriend, but that gets murky since it's inconvenient for them, they're seen as a liar by people who know them and it ruins their reputation if it gets out.
Anonymous No.213662881
>>213662640
The first e-slut yet the least successful as far as investment/return goes. Bitch is like a lifer while all the other girls who got in a decade later are already retired. Shes like the old cocktail waitress or something.
Anonymous No.213662920 >>213663194
>>213662873
hes talking about the e-girl whore meta that completely leveraged sexuality for attention. Boxxy wasnt that. She wasnt a bimbo in her early days, she was just a cut millennial girl. Im honestly shocked to see her with the fake tits.
Anonymous No.213663194 >>213663390 >>213663438 >>213665585
>>213662920
Even so Nigri wasn't remotely the first. There were convention bunnies running around before 4chan existed and even some who were standard cosplayers and had softcore paysites. Lindze and Alicia/AlisaKiss might've started that trend as early as 1999.
It wasn't a high volume and most of the better ones were legitimately interested cosplay as an art but if you think girls didn't always love excuses to look as attractive as possible for attention you're an idiot.
Also some, like the Rikku I posted above, "Clef-chan", was able to use her cosplay and cute looks to work at EuroDisney.
>Jessica Nigri was the first e-girl
The utter lack of historical knowledge on modern 4chan is absolutely disgusting.

True Story.
Anonymous No.213663390 >>213663429 >>213663491 >>213663783
>>213663194
nta I feel simpy for saying this, but Nigri is another level entirely to those girls, like even compared to other top cosplay girls today Nigri is around the best though there is tough competition now. But just like videogames evolve does has cosplay, Nigri was the first to do it really, really, really well and you can still see that today. Sure girls always dressed up, do you think that's telling us anything? Nigri is for want of a better word genius in what she does, and you can still see it today if you look at her instagram, so have a think about maybe it's actually you who doesn't have a clue.
Anonymous No.213663429 >>213663673
>>213663390
She became famous because she wore Pikachu ears and a bikini, what?
Anonymous No.213663438 >>213663783
>>213663194
>women being whores as they always have
>but in costumes!
uh no. Nigri is the first who made any sort of real impact in the culture not random hoes at a hotel ballroom.
Anonymous No.213663491 >>213663673 >>213663783
>>213663390
This is why she became famous, not because of good cosplay, retard. You must be a huge simp.
Anonymous No.213663500 >>213664341
>>213662063
My ex gf was a model and now (years after breaking up) makes a lot of cash on onlyfans, as hot as they come. Let me tell ya it's not fucking worth it
Anonymous No.213663633
>>213661972 (OP)
has she gone nude yet? i imagine her face is finally showing traces of slamming into the wall
i now meg turney looks, well, her age
Anonymous No.213663662 >>213663715 >>213666124
>>213662617
bro meg turney is like that
she is so awkward and refers to her fat pussy as her bajingo its so cringe
simrell also on this boat, they just dont ooze sex appeal like real whores do
pic related, you just know she loves cock
Anonymous No.213663673 >>213663721
>>213663429
>>213663491
No influencer becomes successful after black swan events, it's a myth by people with no understanding of the content. That's why all of the MrBeast shoutouts quickly went back to where they started despite him really trying to get their channels successful.
Anonymous No.213663715 >>213663796
>>213663662
God Angela White's such a stupid fucking whore I love her so much
Anonymous No.213663721
>>213663673
Yeah, you're totally not a simp of hers at all, lmao
Anonymous No.213663783 >>213663839 >>213663855
>>213663390
Yeah that is fine, for me it was Erika Door but admittedly she was a nobody. The problem is this nonsense idea that Nigri was a cornerstone of "culture" in cosplay that I have to argue against.
>>213663491
Adella, Heidi, Raza, Seluecia, and a ton others smoked Nigri in costumes and quality, and with Adella and Raza possibly looks. Miyu definitely smoked Nigri in looks and costumes. Clef-chan I prefer looks wise but costume quality probably similar.
>>213663438
>Nigri is the first who made any sort of real impact in the culture
Oh fuck off, she's a bimbo with mid tier cosplay outifts. Sure she might've been hotter than some of the better costume crafters who were more actual nerds than models, but she wasn't hotter than some of the models like Miyu, and you can argue Shirogame-sama and Enji Night are much hotter.

I do have to admit Belle Delphine is the GOAT e-girl though. Cute, hot, but also smart and drops content at the right time.
Anonymous No.213663796
>>213663715
Angela is the last true porn star, after she retires all that will be left is fake whores
Anonymous No.213663835
>>213662879
No he's right tho. Nigri makes these mong/retard faces all the time in her videos because she's not turned on at all.
Watch Byoru vids and you'll she she's fucking wet from all the sexy posing she's doing.
I've beat my meat to nigri more times than I can count buy she definitely has 0 sex drive. She'd be a dead root.
Anonymous No.213663839 >>213665784
>>213663783
>mfw I realized this picture is almost 20 years old
Ok I'll stop arguing with you Nigri lovers and leave you at peace.
Anonymous No.213663855 >>213663910 >>213664348
>>213663783
>I do have to admit Belle Delphine is the GOAT e-girl though. Cute, hot, but also smart and drops content at the right time.
Belle Delphine who made baby sounds to be sexy, did a simulated suicide to be sexy, made an OnlyFans and then dropped like a rock off the face of the planet because nobody cared about her anymore?
Anonymous No.213663910 >>213664039
>>213663855
I hadn't heard of Jessica Nigri before this thread in actual years, yet ITT Belle Delphine was immediately namedropped.
Anonymous No.213663911
>>213662617
She gets fucked plenty, but she doesn't want to fuck on video. You might get nipples at some point, but it'll never go farther than that because she can milk tease cosplay forever.
Anonymous No.213663932 >>213664341
>>213662063
Can relate to the other anon. My ex was genuinely stunning, a solid 9. She was out of my league. You will constantly have to deal with other guys hitting on her and her getting off on the constant influx of male attention wherever she goes. Marry a 6/10 with a 10/10 personality instead.
Anonymous No.213663951 >>213664341
>>213662063
Hot women are overrated. Find yourself a decent, sane 5 or 6/10 and you're set for life.
Anonymous No.213664013
>>213661972 (OP)
This bitch is vile looking and these photoshopped to hell photo are pathetic
Anonymous No.213664039
>>213663910
>yet ITT Belle Delphine was immediately namedropped.
>crazy talk
There are 31 posts before Belle Delphine was mentioned (I counted them), and then the only one who mentioned her again are you and me.

You probably only heard of her because you probably just view boards with horny teenage boys interested in her because of edgy content and her fully explicit onlyfans which most of them ended up buying.
Anonymous No.213664090
>>213662394
can they not just use minoxidil to fix it if they really wanted
Anonymous No.213664166 >>213664235 >>213664301
>>213662394
That's very true, it's hilarious when you start to notice it and think about how it would be judged if a man's hairline was like that. I wonder if it's some kind of evolutionary thing to overcompensate when men still can grow hair there since balding is such a curse.
Anonymous No.213664235
>>213664166
it's not evolutionary, women are retarded and wear their hair tied back extremely fucking tightly and it fucks their hair up. my wife almost never ties her hair back and has a very normal hairline. almost every woman i know with an awful hairline constantly wears it tied back to the point it looks like they're about to scalp themselves.
Anonymous No.213664301
>>213664166
Because despite what woman claim, society is far less harsh on women's appearance than men's.
Anonymous No.213664341 >>213665753 >>213668372
>>213663500
>>213663932
>>213663951
I know someone who isn't getting pussy doesn't want to hear it but it's all true. Hot bitches are insane 99% of the time and regardless of how that insanity manifests it sucks to deal with.
Anonymous No.213664348 >>213664626
>>213663855
She's still pulling in over a million dollars a month on OF. I wish nobody cared about me that much.
Anonymous No.213664626
>>213664348
Source please?
Anonymous No.213664726 >>213665145
she is better, and actually puts dildos up her butthole on camera
Anonymous No.213665145 >>213667726
>>213664726
proof?
Anonymous No.213665497 >>213665573 >>213665603 >>213665653
>>213661972 (OP)
I swear this bitch has no nipples.
Anonymous No.213665535
>>213662073
did nigri get her implants after amouranth did?
Anonymous No.213665560
>>213661972 (OP)
>can’t act
>refused to ever show nipple
There’s your answer
Anonymous No.213665573 >>213665603
>>213665497
she doesn't
Anonymous No.213665585 >>213665617 >>213665885 >>213668420 >>213668533
>>213663194
Yep, I dated a major national champion cosplayer who was popular around 2005-2009. Tonnes of "sexy" cosplayers around that time, but they didn't really have national exposure out of the scene like Nigri did. Mostly because Social Media was still in it's infancy back then.
That said, that era made me hate Conventions, being a convention boyfriend fucking SUCKED and my girlfriend at the time was kind of super frigid and asocial so she rarely ever schmoozed or socialized out of the convention. Despite going to convetions for half a decade, never, ever went to a single afterparty.
Anonymous No.213665592
Anonymous No.213665595
>>213661972 (OP)
idk
Anonymous No.213665603
>>213665497
>>213665573
is this from plastic surgery boobs or do some people just have naturally minuscule nipples?
Anonymous No.213665617
>>213665585
I want more.
Anonymous No.213665620 >>213665651
>>213662063
I dated a girl who looked very much like BDH and got a bunch of modelling offers (never accepted) and she was a terrible fuck. Didn't seem to enjoy it or want it ever, barely moved, could only get me off if she got on top and I physically took control and moved her up and down on me.

After that I dated a string of women including a milf ten years my senior and a BPD 21 year old goth chick and both of them absolutely rocked my cock off
Anonymous No.213665651 >>213665687
>>213665620
crazy goth chicks are such good fucks and if they love you will suck your dick sweaty
Anonymous No.213665653
>>213665497
Anonymous No.213665681 >>213665730 >>213665786
i'm sad and lonely and horny
Anonymous No.213665687 >>213665743 >>213665833
>>213665651
Yep, I've never been into cum swallowing but she literally demanded that I finish in her mouth about a month in because she wanted to 'taste me' and see if she could get it down without gagging, crazy bitch just kept on going until I finished a 2nd time
Anonymous No.213665704
Nigri was good when she had a very attractive taut belly and knew that it was her strongest feature (and one that a lot of women don't have) and leaned into it heavily.

I checked her out recently after being out of the loop on her in ages, and she has turned into yet another ass-poster like thousands of others. Got fat and really hyperfocused on her ass, like "oooh look at my huge ass that takes up a large part of the shot". The bizarre ass obsession of the 2010s has really reprogrammed so many people, it's insane.

I can understand that it's probably "easier" than maintaining a fit / slim / tight body, sure, but it's still very sad.
Anonymous No.213665724
>>213662040
You feeling any better these days, Harv?
Anonymous No.213665730
>>213665681
if we talked to you would you just be sad and horny? What if you had a wank then you'd just be sad
Anonymous No.213665743
>>213665687
I think that, overall, one of the rarely-talked-about hot aspects in a woman is enthusiasm and healthy embracing of her own sexuality and related things.

There are some sexual things (body parts, kinks, positions, etc) that I don't care for. I'm not repulsed by them and I *can* do them no problem, but they are not my "fetishes". But it's actually considerably hot when you see that your girl is actually aroused by them and wants to try them with you.
Anonymous No.213665753 >>213668372
>>213664341
Can confirm. Had a literal 10/10 GF at one point. Absolute degenerate in bed - and I mean it when I say "degenerate." I looked like a fucking gremlin next to her.

The only time I cried of happiness was when she was moving out.
Anonymous No.213665756
>>213661972 (OP)
Oh nonono, look at the top of her head!
Anonymous No.213665758
She is posting more lewd stuff but the interest has dropped off so much no one shares anything. There was a video where she is fully nude but pixelates her tits. An AI could easily do the CSI thing where it figures out what the uncensored video looks like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acKYYwcxpGk

Not only has no one done this but I can't even find the videos anymore. Nigri dropped off.
Anonymous No.213665784
>>213663839
Werner, noo!
Anonymous No.213665786 >>213667889
>>213665681
god bless we all are, the only way to date now is irl meeting Roasties through jobs as any other way will lead to actual Roasties with mental problems

I tried discord and dating apps, it's the most ugly picky bitches on the planet then when you finally talk to the hot ones they're like talking to a brick wall because they're jaded by the amount of penis in their dms

thats why I say date a work, fuck a bitch who isn't constantly looking for dick

you know a normal person not like us who doesn't have online friends only uses insta to look at pretty and funny things and spends most of her free time with her girlfriends

I swear to God they exist
Anonymous No.213665833 >>213666164 >>213666966
>>213665687
yea.. to bad they're crazy. Mine threatened to stab me Infront of my grandma with a candy cane she sucked sharp then acted like she was possessed by demons tell I called her friends to make fun of her on speaker (I was at my limit)

also maybe herpes, I have never been tested myself. Our group thought we had hsv1 and I thought it may have been me but friend was tested and claimed he was clean

the nurse who tested him said he just had 'smokers lip'

I've met an insane amount of people with smokers lip from places I've worked at to friends around town I've made though, it's crazy how many people casually may have hsv1 and just not know it

so much so I'm not fucking sure if I have it and I'm afraid to get tested and no one ever outright called it hsv1 but me
Anonymous No.213665885
>>213665585
Did you ever dress up yourself?
Anonymous No.213665940
>>213661972 (OP)
Literally who?
Anonymous No.213666000 >>213666129 >>213666192
>>213662101
I've been posting from my phone on 4chan for literally almost 20 years. Not everyone sits in their computer chair all day my guy.

Pic rel. I was on this while slinging pizzas in like 07/08 or whatever.
Anonymous No.213666077
>>213661972 (OP)
Nigri is pretty hot for a 40yr old
Anonymous No.213666087
>>213661972 (OP)
She's dumb as bricks and has an absolutely horrible personality to be around.
Anonymous No.213666097
>>213662685
>It would be useful information if you'd like to participate in the thread
lol newfag
Anonymous No.213666106 >>213666224
>>213661972 (OP)
I know a nerdy chick with a body like this and she fancies me but she's a bit of an autist and never leaves her house and dissappears for months. I will fuck
Anonymous No.213666108 >>213666153
>>213662101
Thirdie bot farms are also phone based.
Anonymous No.213666124
>>213663662
>refers to her fat pussy as her bajingo
Sounds like a fiance. I call it the FUPA.
Anonymous No.213666129 >>213666280
>>213666000

Any small device with a sensor keyboard etc is horrible for communication. It's so much harder to type (and even read) texts on it that this actively discourages people from engaging in meaningful text conversations.

Sometimes there's necessity, and I'm not going to judge a person for typing from their phone here and there, even during a personal online conversation with them, but it's just no way to talk online on a regular basis. Literally NOT talking online at all is so much better and less cumbersome than typing from a phone or a similar device.
Anonymous No.213666153
>>213666108
This would make for some fun edits
Anonymous No.213666164
>>213665833
It's common due to being easily transmitted via kissing, even platonically. If you have no symptoms then there's no point in getting tested, chances are nothing happens
Anonymous No.213666182
Regarding the discussion above

No, Nigri was not "the" first cosplay e-thot, of course.

But her initial surge of popularity coincided with two important things:
- it became acceptable and okay for regular normies to be into nerdy stuff, even for people like jocks. videogames were becoming a very mainstream thing around that time
- there was a massive influx of people to the internet around that general era, as opposed to earlier times when (mostly) weirdo nerds were using it

She wasn't the first, but she was arguably the first cosplay e-thot that a metric fuckton of people ever encountered.

It's the same in every niche, in every hobby or interest or scene etc: yes, there are some actual real true classics and "firsts" and the original "thing", but when the scene explodes in popularity at some specific time, those actual firsts are forgotten and instead the timeline is counted from this explosion of popularity in people's minds.
Anonymous No.213666192 >>213666280
>>213666000
And that is exactly what is wrong with the world these days. The internet is not something one should have unlimited access to anywhere, to occupy seconds of free time and thoughtlessly post whatever bullshit comes to their mind.
It should be something you have dedicated time for, once you remove yourself from the world.
Anonymous No.213666224 >>213666306
>>213666106
>she's a bit of an autist and never leaves her house and dissappears for months
That's what she wants you to think. In reality, she's going clubbing and getting trains ran on her every weekend. Make sure to work hard and get a good job for when she's ready to settle down with you.
Anonymous No.213666280 >>213666392
>>213666129
I mean, we had physical keyboards for a few years that made it easy (I had a palm pre shortly after the last phone) and swype has been around almost just as long and makes typing long comments perfectly simple. The only thing that keeps comments short is just zoomers not having the capability to communicate.

>>213666192
Nah that's a gay ass take. The internet has been available for me 24/7 almost my entire life and I'm 35. What you use the internet for and how it benefits you has always required effort from the user, for newer users it's obviously a lot harder to get into that mindset and usage space but for established users it's pretty simple.
Anonymous No.213666306 >>213666382 >>213666750
>>213666224
saar trains are very dangerous i have lost many good family member to trains
Anonymous No.213666382 >>213667331
>>213666306
can.... can you make her take her clothes off and then kiss?
Anonymous No.213666392 >>213667071
>>213666280
>makes typing long comments perfectly simple
No, it absolutely doesn't. You can't even *read* long texts efficiently on a smartphone screen. The font needs to be huge (compared to the size of the screen) and your perception of paragraphs inevitably suffers and you can't quickly skim the text to find the thing you need with your own eyes, and there's a ton of other factors which all add up.

I type from a full-scale PC/laptop keyboard several times faster than I type from a smartphone keyboard, and that's even with swipe and me being a fast typer. And then if you need to edit your text, go back to this or that spot in it, select some words, remove, do copy/paste, alt-tab to something to select stuff there, and do other normal text stuff that is more complex than "Yeah I love you too baby :emoji:", then it's a fucking nightmare and such a chore.

This ends up with you not being arsed to type much when you type from your phone, not expressing yourself as well as you probably should, and the conversation suffers.
Anonymous No.213666416
>>213661972 (OP)
>She was the biggest celebrity of the β€˜10s.
Maybe in the simp community.
Anonymous No.213666718
>>213662040
is this true????????
Anonymous No.213666750 >>213667264 >>213667281
>>213666306
Safety tips for being around trains:

1) Safety tips while around train tracks: Don't walk alongside a train track while a train is coming behind you - the train is actually wider than the traintrack, meaning it could hit you even if you're standing outside the train tracks. I know it's tricky to get your head around. Also if you're taking a selfie with a train coming behind you take care that you don't lean into the path of the train.

2) The safest position to travel while on a train: Always travel on the inside rather than the outside of a train - people travelling on the inside of the train has a dramatically improved safety record.
Anonymous No.213666751 >>213667022
>>213662394
Women start undergoing hormonal balding at like 25 lol, it doesn't help that most of them have traction alopecia and completely destroyed hair also from all the ridiculous products they slop in. "Female pattern" baldness is actually worse because it tends to give them a fucking malteaser looking head because of their skull shape (feminine skulls just aren't robust enough to "handle" balding - it's why soimales look terrible bald too but some guys look like the SHOULD be bald) it's just the long hair "hides" it. They also tend to get age related diffuse thinning in their 20s as well

At least men that go bald early are Androgenic balding and unless you're unlucky (and immediately start with vertex balding) that tends to form a "better" hairline, or the ones that just lose all their hair like that tend to have a more masculine robust skull that looks ok with no hair
Anonymous No.213666966
>>213665833
There's a guy who's kind of adjacent to my friend group and shows up at a lot of things. On a night out he will, always, without fail, bring his GF along, have a huge fight with her, then leave and go to a strip club on his own
The last time I saw him he had massive herpes rash covering the lower-left quadrant of his face, it looked like he was being made up to play Two-Face but the makeup artists got startled away halfway through.
I'm 100% sure now he fucks the strippers at the club, and probably sticks his face into their diseased cooters
Still with the same gf...
Anonymous No.213667022
>>213666751
Holy mother of cope! Women have poor hairlines but they look fine with it. You barely even register it until you look for it. Males with poor hairlines usually look much worse. Beyond ridiculous that you try to compare feminine looking men with dubious hairlines to females with dubious hairlines making out as if the pattern was all about how masculine / feminine you are. Just because you make something up doesn't mean it's true.

Women hairlines also don't recede more and more like men's do, they stay the exact same, that's why they aren't a problem. Men's recede, mainly due to dht, which is essentially absent in women.
Anonymous No.213667039
Unironically HIV and herpes is the reason I'm still a virgin. All it takes is one woman lying and never telling you.
Anonymous No.213667071
>>213666392
>No, it absolutely doesn't. You can't even *read* long texts efficiently on a smartphone screen.
> The font needs to be huge (compared to the size of the screen)
Huh? Are you blind? I have font set to the smallest in system settings and easily can read paragraphs on a phone and you easily scroll with your thumb, the fuck are you even talking about?

>I type from a full-scale PC/laptop keyboard several times faster than I type from a smartphone keyboard,
So can I, but typically when writing out a thoughtful response (you know, the thing you're worried about) speed is irrelevant as you spend more time making sure you express everything properly. You kind of just sound like a retard desu senpai.
Anonymous No.213667108 >>213667226 >>213667301 >>213667407
Thoughts on the hairline status?
Anonymous No.213667226 >>213667273
>>213667108
Women in their 30s pretending to still be teenagers is cringecute kino
Anonymous No.213667239
>>213661972 (OP)
if you think some internet nerd chick is a celebrity, especially in the 10s, you must get a life
Anonymous No.213667264
>>213666750
>Always travel on the inside rather than the outside of a train - people travelling on the inside of the train has a dramatically improved safety record.


who could this be about..
Anonymous No.213667273 >>213667301
>>213667226
She pulls it off fairly well.
Anonymous No.213667276
Is she fat my stomach kind of looks like that
Anonymous No.213667281
>>213666750
>Safety tips for being around trains:
Who needs this?

oh right, dumb ass Indians
Anonymous No.213667301 >>213667377
>>213667108
>>213667273
Have children. Stop posting online.
Anonymous No.213667320 >>213668571
>>213661972 (OP)
Nobody will believe me, but I saw her at a sushi restaurant in Shibuya in 2018.
It was during the summer and it was really hot and humid.
I saw her with a friend sitting in the waiting area. When she got up there was a sweaty ass mark where she sat lol.
I just thought it was funny because I wasn't the only one with a sweaty ass mark that day, but it was her of all people.
Anonymous No.213667331
>>213666382
Saar the is a blue board please read the rules before proceeding
Anonymous No.213667341
>>213662063
I fucked a 8/10 hooker with most stunning, perfect natural D-size tits I've ever seen in my life a few years ago and I will never forget that view and feel.
Anonymous No.213667377 >>213668052 >>213668084
>>213667301
Funny you mention that.
Anonymous No.213667407
>>213667108
Anonymous No.213667677
jessica niggeri
Anonymous No.213667726
>>213665145
I made it up.
Anonymous No.213667741
>>213661972 (OP)
>super famous
Ive never seen this semen demon b4 in my life
Anonymous No.213667889 >>213667981
>>213665786
>thats why I say date a work
ignoring your terrible grammar, this is bad advice.
Anonymous No.213667981 >>213668047
>>213667889
oh no, not my replaceable job that will replace me as well, it's also proven jobs hire out not in, so you're best job hoping to go up the later vs in
Anonymous No.213668012
My favorite cosplayers whether they're good or not doesn't bother me they seem nice enough. Usatame, Hidori Rose, Marshmallow Maximus.. I think I have a type o,o
Anonymous No.213668047 >>213668085
>>213667981
idk I've been a farmer for the last 30 years. You kids have weird ideas but live, love, life i guess
Anonymous No.213668052 >>213668313
>>213667377
>I decided when I was 5
we gave these things rights
Anonymous No.213668055 >>213668076
>>213661972 (OP)
She show tits and cunt yet or?
Anonymous No.213668075
>>213661972 (OP)
She owned my 13 year old penis to unprecedented levels but sadly you have to show SOMETHING or people will get tired of being teased.
Anonymous No.213668076 >>213668093
>>213668055
No. I'm betting her nipples are weird looking.
Anonymous No.213668084
>>213667377
based. i fucking hate kids
Anonymous No.213668085 >>213668195
>>213668047
do farmers have coworkers that aren't family or Mexican men?
Anonymous No.213668093
>>213668076
Completely fucking pointless thread then.
Anonymous No.213668195
>>213668085
yes. I've never seen a mexican in my life. I'm about 8,000 miles away from America. It's a good life
Anonymous No.213668235
>>213661972 (OP)
i have no idea who that is
Anonymous No.213668259 >>213668317
>>213662063
there are teenage japanese cuties that will let me cum in their mouth just around the corner from where i live.
Anonymous No.213668269 >>213668524
>>213661972 (OP)
God, I wish blonde bimbos were more common, still haven't fucked one.
Anonymous No.213668313
>>213668052
Hey, the ones who wish they were the other gender are men, not women.
Anonymous No.213668317
>>213668259
ok post pics of the corner
Anonymous No.213668372
>>213665753
Lucky guy, 4/5 very good looking women i've fucked were rather prudent and tought their looks would be all they needed in bed. There was only one who was really into the sex too but she was a 34-yo milf from a really fucked up background (looked like milfs from hentais tho).

>>213664341
I guess i'm fucked up them because the very attractive ones always felt bland and very "normie" to me.
Anonymous No.213668415
nice hairline
Anonymous No.213668420
>>213665585
How the fuck did you not go to a single after party during the peak years of booze and partying?
Anonymous No.213668524 >>213668548
>>213668269
Is this place full of third worlders these days? They are common in white countries.
Anonymous No.213668533
>>213665585
Based, I remember losing my virginity with a Tahiri Veila cosplayer at a Star Wars con about 15 years ago.
What's funny is I was underage and she wasnt.
Anonymous No.213668548
>>213668524
I'm danish and no they aren't, not the 2000s ones.
It's all egirl types.
Anonymous No.213668571
>>213667320
Did you sniff and/or lick it?